₦airaland Forum

O boy!.. ise yen na wa o

making sense things..

irunooboo:
[size=13pt]We are all going to die one day so how is this news[/size]

yes we are..

buh putting one's life on the line. for service to the country knowing fully well you might not come out alive is the bravest & most heroic thingin Life..

unlike some thieves who enrich tthemselves at d expense of the masses, pay tithes, sing praise & worship, deceiving themselves & their families..

this is a real hero worthy of gratitude & honour.

that olori dey enjoy o..

see as her skin dey shine

optional1:
My former Crush.

your crush bfor bfor abi?

so who's ur current crush?

brytee:
Abi Oga Samsung rep short.

shebi?

me sef dey look am... short & chubby

is it his fault?

blame d foolish, stupiid, senseless 30+ whor.e called Sophie

who cos. of fame & fortune seduced an infant into getting her pregnant.. what was she even thinking?

now Dele Momodu is an object of ridicule to d foolish rich kid and his family

their business tho..

@OP where una dey always come from sef

una no dey tire?

naso Naija bad reach ni.. write meaningful stories abeg

@OP

she is a "predestinedbabymama"

no vex say d word too long o.. na me form am

o boy.. d guy tall o

congrats to you Akokite... na Godwin

tola9ja:
cocacola cotain up to 21 cube of sugar

yeah.. so I heard

the sugar content is enof to make you vomit uncontrollably within minutes of intake.. buh thanks to the strong acid (hydrochloric acid or so) that tricks your system and make you feel like you're enjoying

whereas you're dying slowly... smart people take water. it's safer & healthier

@OP not just soft drinks

we have chemicals everywhere around us.. and they get into our bloodstream/body system in so many ways..

the foods we eat now contain deadly toxins (fertilzers, DDTs, herbicides, pesticides etc.) even worse than coke sef..

buh thanks to our Liver which helps detoxify the system..

bottom line.. the world now is a world of chemicals (harmful chemicals).. we should just try to minimize contact with them

this is nonsense nw..

what does he know about Aircrafts.. they should just open a toy manufacturing company for him so his talent won't waste

or better still.. innoson should pick him up & train

not impressed

100Cents:
Thats how APC deceived Nigerians with fake CHANGE.

And reformed democrat dicktator

creative . I salute ur talent

person buy ticket from U.k to Lagos cos of priii*k

wonders shall never end

the albino will turn black when d "zoo" govt. is thru with him..

for now.. more water to his beans in kuje

ur gf is possessed..

she's not normal

Ole ni glo..

no wonder my data dey quick finish these days

irunooboo you are too much.. infact three much sef

you too gbaski.. more knowledge to ur medulla oblongata..

cheers! feel like buying you a drink sef

Preach baby.. preach

they will dig up that Ekweremadu files and nail him..

APC is not in PDP's level tactically..

sureinfo:
Okay this is how it goes.
There`s this girl in my estate that like to do "shakara" claiming big girl.

Immediately Tecno launched their latest phone the Boom J8, I just dey reason dey wish as i go tke get the phone (For this kind economy, to use 41k buy phone no be small thing), Next thing this babe brought the phone after one of her "outings" claiming it was a gift from "someone".... Well, that`s non of my biz.

As per say I don dey trip for the phone, I decided to go through the phone to have a first hand info about the specs. I liked it. then in my presence she transferred her previous data (pics and videos)

Well, thanks to fuel scarcity and no light issue, I managed to buy one gallon to run my gen na him she show to come charge the Boom j8 phone she just got based on say she wan travel tomorrow and she`ll love to listen to music on the way (the phone came with one headset like that I come dey even call her DJ).


Immediately she left, I picked up the phone to go through it while it was still charging, I don`t read people`s messages o!. So after going through her music, I went to gallery where I went through her pictures mehn, I was shocked with what I saw..

While in my shock mode, I went to vidoes that`s where I was finally murdered... I saw a 2 mins naked video of this supposed "big girl" and her friend. She was admiring her friend`s br.easts by using her hand to lift them up, and then standing in front of the camera with her hands on her waist like say she dey do modelling

... THEN THE WORST HAPPENED.

Knock on my door. As I opened, she was the one. as if she knew what I was doing, she came and locked the phone.

Now this is where I need you guys` help... How can I by-pass the security of this phone? Any tech guy here? i want to know if this girl is a Les.bian.

Could she have shot the video with this new phone or what?? That`s an insult to a phone that was just released.


Modified: Its not like I`m a bad guy o, or I`m trying to blackmail her or something, At times, one needs to have a leverage. You never can tell when it`ll come in handy.

Apart from that, how do i confront her? If another person gets hold of it, believe me it will go viral and that will not be cool at all.

the one wey watch free of charge no do you..

you still dey find Tech guru to bypass someone else's phone..

bro.. you need Jesus.. no lie o.. you wan self-service with am shey?

Dangote! you too?

Ada9103:
..........with the bent nose?

it's not that bent na.. still on point

mayb it's d camera angle sef.. i might be wrong

Ada9103:
Lolzzzzzz.......you get fuel? wanna come power my phone

yelzzz now..

light dey here 24/7.. you can power anything, I mean everything Loool

Funke na fine girl o.. and you sef no bad

Ada9103:
She's fugly.....no offeinse

buh she fine pass you..

with that ur bent nose, or you think say na by light skin?

abeg swerve jare

ireneony:
To frank, her dressing are always local....that hairdo is a no!no! For me.
Her fashion taste eh will make a mad woman
seems like a fashionista.

All I see is razz! razz! razz!...


Before you all will come for me try and check my siggy.

it's called STYLE

everyone has their own style... doesn't mean she z local

some decide to bleach, wear heavy makeup & live fake lives..

it's their own cup of tea

*in Wailers voice...

and the blame game continues

btw have you blamed GEJ today?

I so much like and respect this lady

married early enof. and was able to keep her marriage till now

Dollyak:
Perhaps you should revise what great means. Any impersonator off the street is a great news to me. Duhhh

no nex na..

it looks like 'bad' news to me... shows how lazy & idle our youths are becoming

@OP

if I be girl.. I'll stop looking at d event

as simple as a,b,c...

Another Malian Babymama loading

this guy go break Tubaba's record

OPCYOUTH:
Mummy please come back we are missing you.

PMB has destroyed our economy.

LWKMD

you and who is missing ur mummy?.. who ur mummy help

btw.. OPC dey diff. from IPOD.. why hide ur real identity?

buh Wailers are saying otherwise...

like they don't even knw what 'subsidy' is

who we go believe now?