₦airaland Forum

Snipes009:
Yeah, like our bible too. Even though it's been revised gazzillionth time, there are still some verses that needs to be removed....

true..

buh d likes of jihad, 27 virgins and co. in d Qur'an needs to be looked into

most muslims read different meanings to them..

if you look at it well.. you'll discover that most of those extremists are muslim scholars (more reason why people follow them and get brain-washed easily)

Christians on d other hand have.. 'thou shall not kill' as seen in the ten commandments of the old testament

@OP go and explain yoursef there.. the reasons for ur action
it's a two way thing sha... either you get dealt with or you get a job..
just watch and see how people will start replying regret mails henceforth

Igbo man..

LMFAO...
eleyi ti je kitty-cat daran
when you dey chop am you call anybody?

warriboy21:
obob dis side de o..we jus de run am 1 kind

you're made of black na..
you'll adapt...
abeg dey careful with those oyinbo babes o... no go fvck under 18 o
cos dem no dey take eye see black man.. no to kill or jail am go dey do them

@OP pele

I know how it feels not to see the number 1 Nairalander

just like Lagosians not getting to see Gov. Ambode

it's called "Godmode"... he posts and replies but you can't see him

I like that mode dieee...

Monalisa185:
ohhh puhlease... don't tell me you believe dah crap of a story!

honestly I didn't
buh I think he is contemplating already.. he needs to be cautioned
he now has a girl to show off... next na belle
e go be like play

@OP you fvckup

tho. m not claiming saint o. buh I've never and will never (God help me) hit a woman

they can be so annoying.. even God knows

buh instead I'll just walk away...

m full of principles.. dnt mind.me

Aminat508:
is good nah

abi..
how you dey?

firstking01:
spiritually speaking...i 've got HIM.

bro... just chill

at least you are well and able... your true love will locate you soon... I decree ni o... m not guessing

some are disabled, burnt, ugly etc. etc. Sope ti eee

give thanks

Aminat508:
Talking from experience.

I be learner o near some people here..

firstking01:
i 've got HIM bro, so, wat next

get Him over and over again... lol

heartbraker:
i am not a bad person though, i feel pity when neccesary, and i stand by my actions when neccesary, am confident person. on a,normal discussion i can talk to anybody, how to start d wooing is my problem.

hmmmn... ok

I think d problem is dat word 'wooing'... you tend to lay too much emphasis on it

it's not a direct process as you think... it is a gradual somtin..

you dnt just expect a sane girl to say yes to your advances immediately.. you have to gain her attention, make her fond of you.. and also gain her trust if possible

for starters... it's okay to get rejected (i.e outright NO) a couple of times buh you won't give up

just as they say... practice makes perfect/ perfection whichever... most players/ bad boys you see were once novice

So have that in mind.... simple statements like... Hello, I'm blaa blaaa followed by compliments will go a long way..

tho. I haven't read d Qur'an bfor...

buh from comments and discussions I've been part of (even with learned muslims) I think there are verses there that needs revision or somthing..

the way one person comprehends is different from others..

*my thoughts tho

Reedemers won't like this o..

see d result of too much shakara... she's been lonely for too long

*girls learn from this

heartbraker:
how bro? give me a trick.

you're even lucky.. gone are those days when boys get slapped (hot one o) for just greeting o..

first thing first... eliminate fear

be confident... cos that's d main thing you need..

if not all other tricks will fail...

lemme ask sef... how tough/wicked/ruthless are you?
do you feel pity unneccessarily?

you need JESUS

heartbraker:
am a 20 year old guy and a 300level student yet have never had a girlfriend b4, and i dont knw how to woo a lady, pls way can i do?

I can actually help you...

it's way easier than you think

I had my first gf in Jss 1 or so
*runs out of thread

mr. Special adviser... how many you don woo successfully this year?

warriboy21:
lol actually its part 2..i don first post 1 b4

baddoo... ow that syd be na...
warri boy nor dey carry last.

warriboy21:
lol actually its part 2..i don first post 1 b4

baddoo... ow that syd be na...
warri boy nor dey carry last.

me wey come resemble 50 Cent nko?... who go carry am

ernesty20:
okay oo. I will try to let her be. But girls sef, when they have crush on u, they hardly let you know.

I suspect this lady has a crush on me but she just fumble

I know that feeling... been there bfor

older ladies have this carriage and composure that just blows d mind..

they dnt talk much, rarely ask for favours, and most of all caring like a mum..

buh it does not usually end well...

ernesty20:
lol. Hope the lady wasn't raped

nah... m sure she feels embarrassed too

and funny enof. she is d cool and easy going type..

it happens to women too you know... they see a guy and get wet.. you go think say dem piss for body

or their nipplees gets hard... just cos of the guy (he might not even be handsome.. just an average guy) buh with very high sex appeal..

my advice is to just free d girl... m sure shez having it rough herself

dunno if genevive will like me...

ernesty20:
u are a guru in the game, u trynna say?

there was this girl back then in camp ..

light in complexion, soft & succulent, very attractive with blue eyez... mehnnn

she was in my platoon.. you need to see the way guys rush after her...

so there was this particular day.. I think P.O.P or so.. she decided to take pictures with some guys..

bro believe me.. they all had attention at full public glare.. it was a very horrible sight..

you can imagine your dii*ck erect jst for posing to take picture

my answer would have been 1... organization wise, that's d best answer

Mathematical wise it is wrong... buh then not everything is mathematically inclined..

ernesty20:
yeah

ok.. buh first you should know this..

I have learnt & mastered self control.. I av seen thingz, done thingz...

is it girls?... I have seen beauty.. Unilag girls (the finest of them all), Lagos girls etc. etc. such that I can't be freaked or sober..

now to d gist proper...

ernesty20:

I knew it...

those kind of girls.. you just bone dem.. lemme give you a gist

wanna hear?

Lwkmd...

mr. prophet didn't see that coming right?

never again shall we see cluelessless/ anything goes in govt.
please go ahead and prosecute..

Monalisa185:
preacher

babe.. 18 too young na

i know why I'm worried for him..