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Romance › Re: When Will You Marry? by flokii: 7:36pm On Nov 30, 2015
@OP what's all that epistle you wrote for?
I'm ready.... will you marry me?
Education › Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by flokii: 6:49pm On Nov 30, 2015
cosmic22:
bullshit!

ordinary car dey come una dey run

if you hear gunshot nko?
abeg help me ask them o...


all these big babies forming graduates...

S.S 1 community sec. school boy will obtain a year 5 CU boy... shey na life be dat

abi oshi
Crime › Re: Nigerian 'Cele' Pastor In Us Arrested For Beating, Robbing & Raping Ladies(pics) by flokii: 6:37pm On Nov 30, 2015
white garment churches and promiscuity...

cele Nlanders come see ur pastor o
Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Spot A Prostitute In Your Locality by flokii: 6:28pm On Nov 30, 2015
@ OP so when I spot one... what should I do??
Romance › Re: How A Girl Landed Me A Hot Slap by flokii: 5:31pm On Nov 30, 2015
dazzlingd:
na so, u never receive slap wey go reset ur principle
e rare make guyman receive such..

shows d level of disrespect the girl has for d guy or mayb the guy is extraordinarily foolish...

woman don slap you bfor?
Romance › Re: How A Girl Landed Me A Hot Slap by flokii: 5:27pm On Nov 30, 2015
Tallesty1:
and I a situation where you can't walk away nko?

Lets say she locks the door and puts the key in her bra then turns around and grabs you by the belt while her lips are busy pouring unimaginable words on you?
I go dip hand insyd her bra commot key go open door...

as simple as that

and that doesn't work... well
dunno what might happen
Romance › Re: Top 10 Signs He Is Only Keeping You For Sex by flokii: 5:11pm On Nov 30, 2015
whytet01:
hit me up babe....+2348141663073 WhatsApp.
End time pervert...

see as you sharply drop ur details... later you go come NL dey disturb our peace with swollen mouth or diii*ck
Romance › Re: Top 10 Signs He Is Only Keeping You For Sex by flokii: 5:08pm On Nov 30, 2015
end time signs of end time sex undecided


@OP how do we guys know if a girl is keeping us for sex?

abi na only girls dem dey sex?
Romance › Re: Check This Out... Who Would You Blow Up???? by flokii: 5:03pm On Nov 30, 2015
you embarassed
Romance › Re: After Dating For 3years Without Sex...his GF Is Getting Married To Anoda Guy. by flokii: 5:00pm On Nov 30, 2015
niggi4life:
I have read this story before on NL
me too..

he probably copied it somewhere without referencing..
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Escapes Death In Bayelsa (suspects Pictured) by flokii: 3:21pm On Nov 30, 2015
dunsman:
Zombie oh zombie
you're actually d zombie here... you see a news claiming "Militants working for APC" tried to kill GEJ

does that correlate or does it make sense to you?
Events › Re: Happy Bornday To Morethanadoll. by flokii: 3:12pm On Nov 30, 2015
who is morethanadoll?
I don't know her undecided
happy bday anywaiz.. av fun
Celebrities › Re: Moesha Boduong Denies Collapsing At Mall In Accra While Wearing 4 Waist Trainers by flokii: 1:19pm On Nov 30, 2015
omo dat yarnsh massive o... shocked

if she like make she collapse.. wetin concern me
Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Chidinma Kiss On Stage At #Phynofest by flokii: 12:35pm On Nov 30, 2015
he fit don fvck her sef...

America won't know na... no be girls?
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious! See Pupil's Answer When She's Told To Find X by flokii: 12:00pm On Nov 30, 2015
Chai!..

we wey pass through d '6-3-3-5' system try no be small o...
see as person pikin dull
Romance › Re: Have Been Dating For 6 Months (need Ur Advice) by flokii: 11:48am On Nov 30, 2015
sopido:
I guys please i need your utmost and sincere advise on this, I have been dating this lady for close to one year now, we go out together, hangout together she come to my house we spend time watching tv sitting far away from me and each time I go close to her or touch her she gets upset.

Need your Advise on what to do.
bro... you've been scammed

you're just an assistant boyfriend or wat Nlanders term 'friendzone'... nothing more

just take heart ehnnn!... hope you never too spend sha
Music/Radio › Re: Meet Nairalander Who Performed At Phynofest!!! by flokii: 11:05am On Nov 30, 2015
girls no dey take eye see this kind news.. oya let d PMs, follow back etc. etc. start rolling in

@OP nice one..

remember Life na jeje.. wen you get there.. God bless
Nairaland General › Re: Akwa Ibom State Police Brutalized Corps Members To An Unconscious State. by flokii: 11:00am On Nov 30, 2015
there are three sides to a story... the victim's, the accused and the real TRUTH..


wetin dem sef do?
Politics › Re: Senator Ben Murray-bruce Takes On President Buhari In A Coy Form (screenshot) by flokii: 10:47am On Nov 30, 2015
a Wailer... that's what he is..

like GEJ didn't do worse

I miss dat man atrocities o I swear...
like unexpected hike in pump price during festive periods thereby getting people stranded in their villages grin
Romance › Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like??? by flokii: 10:37am On Nov 30, 2015
memorable grin
btw it's still end time post & questions..
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Abducts Teenage Girls In Borno, Kill Seven by flokii: 10:29am On Nov 30, 2015
Snipes009:
Like you said, you probably might need to pick the Koran (get an English translation) and read yourself. Out of curiosity, I have, then I made extensive research to later discover that everything you are seeing is just POLITICS. Just remember that those guys that flew the warplanes dropping bombs on Iraq killing thousands of innocent mothers and children (cos of weapon of mass destruction they never found) were probably Christians. They must have read their bible too. In a middle eastern country or northern Nigeria where the population is predominantly Muslims, by default any terrorist out of there has a 99% chance of being a Muslim. Same reason why by default, every American mass shooter has predominantly been Christians/Jews cos of the predominant Christian/Jew population. They don't label the latter terrorists anyway. Let's all look beyond our noses please....Be safe bro
I agree with you 100%.. religion is just a ruse for terrorism..
if you notice... I didn't label those muslim scholars 'terrorists' but 'extremists'.. anybody could be a terrorist..

and as per that Qur'an, would really love to read when I av d time..

tho it can't be like d Bible I started reading at a surprisingly young age (age 6 or thereabout)..

buh I will
Politics › Re: CHILLING: Domination Plot Of The ‘north’ Against The South East/south South Reve by flokii: 9:51am On Nov 30, 2015
stickncarrot:
Did you listen to the audio? Go ahead and listen to it.
I just did... tho. still halfway

buh that alhaji said the main truth... you see why I claim yeebos are greedy right?

finance, civil service everywhere they dominated... not considering other tribes

plus dat Clueless man took religious and tribal bigotry to d extreme... look at d case of Jimi Agbaje

d.man said d truth o... in my honest opinion
Politics › Re: Biafra Protests: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Demands Kanu's Release by flokii: 9:17am On Nov 30, 2015
why would they release an enemy of the state..

let him remain in his cage o.. afterall na zoo he travel come not Nigeria
Politics › Re: The Goat Who Saw Tomorrow! - (graphic Pics) by flokii: 9:12am On Nov 30, 2015
Gomeznsude:
Please where can one get loan for a small scale business in Abuja With collateral? About N200,000. Thanks . You can contact me through ugomez85@yahoo.com.
write a business plan first..

when you're done lemme know.. will review it and might take it up from there
Politics › Re: The Goat Who Saw Tomorrow! - (graphic Pics) by flokii: 9:10am On Nov 30, 2015
Earthkumy:
When is president bubu visiting Nigeria again?
soon bro grin

but he'll first stop-by at South Africa

you're missing him already shey?... you can't help but love d people's general
Romance › Re: She Says I Am A Devil But Was I Wrong To Do It To Her? by flokii: 9:04am On Nov 30, 2015
oya oo.... Romancelanders food don ready cheesy

make una drop comments o... una wey don do blood convenant etc. etc.
Romance › Re: closed by flokii: 8:58am On Nov 30, 2015
end time heartbreaks..

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