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There has to be a reason for God taking this long to end everything..

He probably saw how hypocrites have taken over the church... and the number of upright but pagan men like Cornelius in d world..

afterall only He sees a man's heart while all we do is look at d face value and personality... #my opinion tho.

Poverty + Ignorance

I even thought they got kidnapped or somtin..

Yeebos no dey everly disappoint I swear..

even their local gospel songs na die.. you can't help but enjoy them

I saw one house at agege recently... had to wait to take a good look..

mehnn... a storey building with cracks & holes... even d blocks were moulded from sand.. and people were inside

I just shook my head...

BankeSmalls:
And yerobber man go scheme to kill his dream abi?

did you just say Kill?... thank God you put dream sef..


you think say aeronautics na play?... if you know d calculations involved... Abeg Naija never reach that stage

and just so you know... m not Mario... na one life I get and I no dey joke with am atal

oya shoki d shoki...
no more biafraa.... abi una wan go purchase helicopters?
e sha le fo..

why Igbo boys never assemble aeroplane sef...


you'll see names like... Dillichukwu airlines.. abi mo ti wo ni

omo this man still dey alive..
I think say himsef don follow yamutu o...

elosonservices:
I met a young man who narrated his story to me. These were his words: "my girl left me because my sperm is watery, what should I do to solve the problem?
Please advice me I'm scared."

After a few seconds, I promised I will get back to him, please I need your advice so that I can help this young man.

make I no koba you... buh sha know say I don catch you..

why d girl leave am?.. she dey drink sperm ni abi wetin

if to say na wife... ehenn na different case

do you want my advice?...
1) stop sugar completely ( tho. most Nigerian foods have sugar buh try to minimize)
2) wear lightl/free boxers.. to keep ur scrotal temp. at check
3) Increase protein intake (preferably animal protein eg. eggs, milk etc. and also plant protein too)... you might be lucky ur sperm will reshapen itself..
4) Avoid heat releasing items on ur pelvic or waist region.. eg. laptops
5) drink more water... just keep drinking
6) dnt take 'agbo' or anytin... cos it's not safe in terms of 'toxicokinetics & toxicodynamics'... in short you can get cancer on d long run

wish you all d best man..

hmmm... PDP
after all these years...

Oh my dear Yeeboos...
please don't leave... *sobs

like seriously...

What da Fvck... he's probably fetish or somtin
Ladies need to be careful... guys go to any length to make money

@OP are you married or divorced..
which one?

and these yeebos are not united o...

heard an Imo state man cannot become perm. sec in Anambra buh they want to come to Lagos and be appointed commissioners...

most of these guys will cry last... then it would be too late

Imanuelle:
Omo! Give me your address! Bastard!
I will beat the hell out of you, and even your parents for not raising you well.
You think you can just pop-up on the internet and call anyone ode?

Iya-la-iya-e!

As in, ni inu gbogbo aiye baba e! No try me again!

Bastard tribal troll!

bloody nuisance..

you think I have time for a lowlife like you?..

with ur useless ego... mad man

Imanuelle:
Omo

Look at this first-class bastard that still poops in his pants oh! Are you mad? Is your father an Ode? Or is your mom dull?

Don't you ever! As in ever! In your life and your great grand children's lives... Respond to my post again.

What a silly nonentity, since you cannot respond without calling your father an 'ode' then don't you ever show how your ode father trained you in public again!

you're so lucky this is an online forum... where you can hide behind your keyboard and form boss..

how old are your stupiid parents sef... Idiiiot

.
dem go too fvck her artificial kitty for dat prison...


she sef abi na he go regret her life

Imanuelle:
I really think its time kanu gets released.
The UK even turned a blind eye at 'one of their own'

ode...

wetin concern U.K with Nnamdi... so you think U.K will do anything to jeopardize her relationship with Nigeria..

I laff at you Igbos... always repeating d same mistakes

Sharp girl

nawa o.... 60yrs diff.

I bet she was in love with someone else bfor buh was forcefully married to d oba..

make dem pay am o...
mayb robbery and drug trafficking will reduce.. buh 5k small o

Africans...
what can we do on our own successfully sef?

what's my own...

I'm sha happy Jonathan lost... if Baba like he should sell Nigeria..
na dem sabi..

what's my own...
I'm sha happy Jonathan lost... if Baba like he sell Nigeria.. wat's my own...

onila:
she used to cry for years

worried, desperate

there was a time, she wanted to marry a poor man with a broken leg, just because she was so desperate

at 39 years old, she met this rich Yoruba guy who has never married before, he was like 41 years old

they got married and she got pregnant in less than a year and had twins . . . .Amen!

he said they shldnt have kids again
that he suffered when he was small and he doesnt want to have many children
good, dey had twins. no worries of having kids esp when his wife started having kids old


ladies never settle less, marry the right one
even if it will take you years

d fact that she was lucky doesn't mean every other woman out there will be...

by d way why stressing d 'yoruba' guy aspect... you gat beef with yorubas?

the guy na confirm 'alakowe'
shey Nairaland ladies go get time to dey read slides..

Pidggin:
If this is true, it will not be well with Buhari

you dnt curse your leaders... even d bible is against it.. m sure d Qur'an too I bliv..

badmouthing is allowed but not this..

PDP no wan gree die sha...
like there's any hope left for them...

Yeeboo women spreading deir kitty-cat for other tribes since time immemorial...

later some boys wey dem born yesterday go dey shout up and down... biafraa this biafraa that

Black & White.