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Love Machine:
I have not impregnated a girl before not to talk of carryout abortion on her.Should I find a life partner I want to marry I will ask her some vital questions.I will ask her if she has done an abortion before.If she said no,then I will tell her that I want to conduct a private investigation about her past and if I find out she is lying I will not marry her.

eyah... I know dat feeling

maybe when you grow a bit older... you'll understand things don't work that way..

in this life... it's one man for himself.

ever wondered what you'll do if in future you find out ur beloved wife was once a professional olosho?

Saraki's orente...
the guy get eyez abeg... fine woman

Legend..

I remember that song with Onyeka Onwenu... 'if you love me you'll wait for me...

Lord knows I can't treat my woman anyhow... why should I when I was not forced into marriage..

I must have read d terms & conditions before saying 'I do'

@OP I feel sorry for you... most guys out there have very low IQ.

crazy people evrywhere... just imagine

Andyblaze d Kitty slayer .. I sure say you pop her cherry... bad guy
btw wen you sef go start Book Launch na... yor writing no bad

please where is Owerri sef?..

see insult sha...

first na 'hungry man' now na 'long throat'...

what do these companies take Nigerians for... really!

how funny this life is...

after attempting to soil his name through website propaganda... smh
thnk God PMB belongs to nobody... else Fashola would av been history

WTF is wrong with these Pdpiigs sef..
is that how to play opposition politics.. jst so annoying

makes me remember some funny comments during d last election...

SE & SE peepz be like 'what has Bokoharam been killing' wen they saw results from d north..

prettythicksme:
Handle me first? will he beat me or wat?

I dunno o... just saying


there has to be a meaning tho..

I av a feeling dat his babe understands...

prettythicksme:
What is d meaning of akpororo self?

akpo toh roro..

let him handle you first... you'll understand

where dat guy wey write.. 'my experience with a married woman...'

hope you're viewing this... God help you o

most Nigerians are now so Clueless... can't blame them tho.
d effect of being under a clueless govt. for 6 yrs..
most don't even know what National service is...

@OP you could av used your discretion you know...

you could ask for excuse to see him in private for some few mins. or don't you knw you ridiculed him (ur boss) in front of others

or better still see him later to give ur opinions... as simple as that

just like a yoruba proverb goes... 'who God can't catch/check, he hasn't create'...

phyno baba Igbo, baba obagwu...
wateva dat means

mylifemyrules:
Let dem flog the evil spirit out of him

you fit go help dem o... shey make I bring holy cane?

so fine girls plenty like this for this country..
mayb I need to relocate... really

milk is more like white... goes with evrytin...
wheteas bournvita selects jst like colour brown

R.I.P soldier...
wat a fine, gallant officer

lygn19:
humans can really be immortals one day...
imagine if once dangote reaches 90years old and is sbout to die and u transfer his head to the body of a 20years old.... That's like 70 more years added.
Though I hope this head transplant doesnt hv side effects.

it doesn't work dat way...

d internal body organs will fail... and once they're gone... that's d end..

Korede you never get babymama ni?
cos na d tend now...
girls and their attraction towards money & fame.

IbokUtoroh:
obama said africans dont need tough abi strong men before they can succeed, we need strong policies and institutions. what did obj who was a tough man, a military man achieved?

you should know by now we Blacks don't think deep like d whites...

obama's ideas are only valid abroad not here..

I mean just look at everything in this country... all Fail

even the few ones that try to male impact are either killed or attacked.. all people are interested in is money, they want to make so much money and go to live like kings abroad..

just look at d late Alamiesia.. he said he was locked up with a mad man cos d whites felt he was mad

tosyne2much:
Aminat Omo to shan

asin ehnnn... you sef know
omo lomo yen

Nigeria needs iron hand... corruption has eaten too deep..

an ex-military dictator I feel is d perfect man for d job...


or at least there wnt be episodes like.. 'why should I answer to a mere commissioner, stuffs like that..

when you hear containers... you mind goes where?

business people dem.. afterall Lagos is no man's land

flatheead..

shey make I vex go join Army?...
make una advice me... which rank I go start from as a uni. grad?

civilian life don dey tire me

lagmostkuit ur yarnsh no fit stay one place?...
why must you even generalize.. like we all act d same