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Politics › Re: Fayose : Nigerian Economy May Collapse In 3 Months!! by flokii: 12:56am On Oct 31, 2015
fayose bastarrd..

so if economy wan collapse na PMB fault...

when your clueless otueke drunk and his illiterate wife scattered evrytin for good 6 yrs...


ur brain no work dat time abi?... useless black man *spits
Romance › Re: Fun Facts About Women You Probably Never Heard Of!! by flokii: 12:28am On Oct 31, 2015
@Op lemme add this...

at childbirth. a woman's damaged tissues/oragans are repaired by the foetus...

funny isn't it?

that's why women live longer on d average...
Politics › Re: Stop Whining, Rebrand Or Go Down - Apc Tells Pdp by flokii: 9:47pm On Oct 30, 2015
APC till 2023...
shalla to all NL wailers... grin grin
Events › Re: White People Dress As Blacks And Carry Nigerian Flag For Halloween (Pic) by flokii: 9:44pm On Oct 30, 2015
grin grin
see racism in disguise.. see dat woman dey mock cossy and d likes..
Education › Re: Post Pictures/ Profile Of Notable Nigerians Who Attended Your University. by flokii: 7:26pm On Oct 30, 2015
Greatest Akokites!!!

in deed and in truth
Celebrities › Re: See Couple Dressed Up As Kim K And Kanye West For Halloween(photo) by flokii: 6:52pm On Oct 30, 2015
husband and wife don kolomental..
cheesy
Romance › Re: Pix- Only A Gentle Man Will Pass This Simple Test! by flokii: 6:47pm On Oct 30, 2015
@OP so you fit carry ur wife hand bag if una two dey waka?..

you're not a gentleman you're a.mumu..

na ur type be dat pastor wey d wife turn to punching bag...

just imagine
Romance › Re: This Is The Guy Who Impregnated President Obama”s Daughter Malia by flokii: 6:37pm On Oct 30, 2015
for real?..
won tin doh omo yen sha...
Politics › Re: Where Is Atiku Abubakar by flokii: 6:34pm On Oct 30, 2015
He is somewhere probably thinking and feeling sober...

rumor has it that the man is main person behind insurgency in d north to punish Nigerians...

abeg na rumor o... no be me talk am o
Romance › Re: See What This Nairalander Did To Me When I Pmed Her. Crying :-[ by flokii: 6:30pm On Oct 30, 2015
@OP eyah kpele..
I know my own and she knows me...
dunno why guys will be using female monickers tho...
Romance › Re: Wat Did She Mean By This??? Pics by flokii: 6:14pm On Oct 30, 2015
@OP she wants to av a feel or your banana

two things I deduce
1) you're a fine boy virgin

2) she's been deflowered way too long..

be careful where you stick you pen*s... that's all I will say
Celebrities › Re: Mum Catches A Married Man Doing It In A Hotel With Her Secondary School Girl(pic by flokii: 6:11pm On Oct 30, 2015
nawa o...
secondary skol students sef don enter runs business.. smh
Celebrities › Re: The Burial Ceremony Of Ini Edo's Grandmother (Photos) by flokii: 6:08pm On Oct 30, 2015
Missonas:
No frm ondo left
grin grin grin

nawa o... wetin I do?
Health › Re: Please Help Me... I Can't Stop Eating :( by flokii: 6:02pm On Oct 30, 2015
TheFatOne:
I'm currently 30kg overweight and still adding. I just can't seem to resist food I know I'm going down a very unhealthy path but I can't help eating. Please has anyone been in this situation before and lost weight.

Please how can I overcome the temptation of overeating and lose the excess weight. I don't wanna suffer diabetes or hypertension neither do I wanna die of a heart attack. I'm only 22 years old.

. I already know of the calories consumed and calories burnt thing but I still end up over eating after attempting to count calories. Is there any product that has helped anyone here to lose weight quickly .?



Lalasticlala help me.
na you gangan be 'jeunkioku'

you still get mind tag lalastica abi?.. no worry

continue
Celebrities › Re: The Burial Ceremony Of Ini Edo's Grandmother (Photos) by flokii: 5:52pm On Oct 30, 2015
Ini edo is from Edo right?
Politics › Re: CCT To Arraign Orubebe For False Asset Declaration & Acceptance Of N70m Bribe by flokii: 5:51pm On Oct 30, 2015
Orubebe Oleee!..
no wonder d guy wan die ontop Jega matter...
I see people ending up in jail... including Mr. Clueless if care is not taken
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Actor, Eddie Coffie, Is Dead by flokii: 5:31pm On Oct 30, 2015
R.I.P to the dead..
Adieu!
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Even Satan Wasn't Gay,........." Mugabe On Homosexuality by flokii: 5:19pm On Oct 30, 2015
Awoofawo:
Mugade is not real interest in the religion aspect of the matter, his main concern is drawing blood using the white main tool of colonizing africa against it. Some folks here may not realize that with that statement Christianity and its like are just take to the cleaner.

Now on the prison issue, you touch on. You got a good point, but the main issue (gay and lebby) is global population reduction (it is part of the grand scheme of the NWO (New World Order ))
yea right!..

the new world order ish...

I hear they poison drinks and other beverages to control population size by 2020 or so...

most people do not know they're getting killed slowly..

wat can I say other than God help us..
Fashion › Re: Miss Universe 1964 Bikini Photo And Compare Them To Today's Photos by flokii: 4:27pm On Oct 30, 2015
the world will still revolve to the way things were in the beginning..
people will still work naked (no leaves this time around)..
just that most of us (if not all) won't be around that long to witness it..
devil go laff tire
Politics › Re: Drivers Driving On One-Way Arrested By Ambode's Convoy by flokii: 4:11pm On Oct 30, 2015
sentiments apart...
e no fit be pike eko Fashola...
SAN d law.. you'll be missed
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Even Satan Wasn't Gay,........." Mugabe On Homosexuality by flokii: 3:59pm On Oct 30, 2015
To every action, there's in an equal and opposite reaction..

wat do you expect.. when you lock people up (same sex) for so long that they start having sexual relations with each other..

strong guys dominate and even kill weak ones that fail to corporate... likewise females

now these sets of insane people come out to mix with a sane world... you should know there would be consequences
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Gives CCT Go Ahead To Try Saraki For Corruption by flokii: 2:40pm On Oct 30, 2015
dancing... shakiti bobo grin

Saraki is going down
Romance › Re: Roommate Is Sleeping With Our Landlord, Should I Tell The Landlord’s Wife? by flokii: 11:16am On Oct 30, 2015
Higher institution girls... fear them

you'll hardly see 1 out of 50 that's into runs... and they all willl look like saints
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Ekile Cozying Up To Tekno On Set (Pictured) by flokii: 11:08am On Oct 30, 2015
chidinma go hopd pass techno na... abi
Celebrities › Re: Singer Flavour Early Morning Friday Photo (adorable) by flokii: 11:00am On Oct 30, 2015
MBGN 2015.. hope say you dey see am...
una no kuku get sense.. na only beauty
Politics › Re: Tompolo's War Ship Causes Stir - Vanguard by flokii: 10:57am On Oct 30, 2015
lol..
we yorubas scattered their plans...

stockpiling weapons for war... ler's see how they plan to pull it off now that Mr. Clueless is out
Celebrities › Re: An American Celebrity Wore This Shorts That Exposes Her Full Ass by flokii: 11:46pm On Oct 29, 2015
assless..
I trust my Igbo women grin
igbo kwenu!
Romance › Re: My Ordeal Wth A Circumcised Gal by flokii: 11:44pm On Oct 29, 2015
@OP you be werey...
and you were pecking abi?... at d end wat did you gain?
Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye Stuns In Denim Outfit (Photos) by flokii: 10:58pm On Oct 29, 2015
Oge my celebrity crush...
she gather well well bfor.. wetin do am?
all d meat don disappear... I see bone
Politics › Re: What Oby Ezekwesili Tweeted After Amaechi Was Confirmed As A Minister by flokii: 10:53pm On Oct 29, 2015
all I see is painment...

Oby sorry o... you were used and dumped like tissue... after all d chibok propaganda

you sef suppose get portfolio... shiit happenz

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