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It is not meant for me

People talk about you because you are successful.

Who is he?
I'm seeing him for the first time

We sef will not date him.
Wait s minute! Who is he ?

What about the life assurance they do for you people?

I like people who are always responsible for their actions

Wow

Dad- 95%

Mum- 85%

Reason: Mum will beat,punish and still not give me food,but my dad hardly beats and punish and he always give me food even his leftovers.

ultron12345:
N300 weekly will do.

If she comes late, deduct N150, if she doesn't finish on time, deduct N50.

Ensure that before she comes, purposely and intentionally mess everywhere up, and when she's done, ensure everywhere is sparkling, if not, she has to start again and N100 will be deducted. This is to ensure that u get the highest, maximum value for what ur paying her.

Also, if she incurred deductions above her N300 weekly salary, these liabilities will be rolled over to next week and will gather interest at a rate of 5% daily untill when they are fully paid.

You can take a cue from Nigerian banks, ensure that she signs a 2year employment bond with u. This will make her not to be able to resign before 2 years time. If she has to resign, she will have to give u N1.5M as compensation for the inconveniences u will face when finding a new househelp.

You can also deduct N50 weekly, tell her it is her pension, but make sure u don't pay that money to any pension manager, the money is 4 ur pocket.

Also Ensure that u take notice of everything she brings in and takes out of the house. All her steps should be monitored, infact, as she enters the compound, seize her mobile phone, u can give her back as she's leaving.

Whatever it is that you smoke this morning grade gan

His scrotum sac like that of a ram

You don't expect your tailor to sew the dress and also give you the body of the model

If you get the joke kindly mention me and explain

Can you imagine?

The only oath i take is Quaker oats

Aboye bo sise

So much for baby mama.

Thank God for who you are now

There's nothing as silly as waking up this early to argue about people that do not know about your existence

Fayose is over ambitious.

See finish

Citing LAUTECH as example is uncalled for.If you had check their calendar you will see LAUTECH is not known for Strike. There are other schools you should have mentioned like my great Alma Mata


#OAUAlumni

Op,what's the collective noun 'We' for?
I didn't learn anything

Village people at work

Na Zambia president go die.
Yes!I am angry

See mouth

Temptation and Story

imam07:
u wey still never see husband to marry dey call someone husband snatcher. Nah your sister husband she snatch? If u don't know how to treat your husband, those who know will snatch him

This is the dumbest thing ever said this Decade

Preciousify:
Ask him to start up a business with it. He should stop serving your father.

Don't preach what you can't practice please

I'm gonna empty his account depending on the way he wants it(Involving police or settling it amicably) and send him away empty handed.

I can't groom a thief

#ZeroToleranceForThief

Obviously the brother is the next of kin.

Talking as a self-trained lawyer and a concerned Citizen

Stop giving this 2 idiots attention please

Husband Snatcher

What about Money?

And please space your write up