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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Bought Mum Mercedes Benz Maybach Truck In Celebration Of Mother's Day by Flows001(m): 10:42am On May 14, 2024
I tap into this.

By the special grace of God almighty, I will also spoil my mum in this life. Amen 🙏🙏. She has sacrificed so much for me and my siblings.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Shells Rafah As Biden Vows Arms Suspension by Flows001(m): 3:01pm On May 09, 2024
God1000:
I have never seen this kind of irresponsible military operation before, Israel is just bombing everywhere in Gaza killing innocent people, they don't even have post- invasion plan, so what happens after Rafah assault?

You don't kill civilians to appear strong, it's an act of cowardice

As for Biden, his hands are already soiled with the blood of innocent women and children, he says one thing to look good and does the opposite

The world is watching, we are watching everything
You are watching, so what the f**k can you do??!

You left the bandits and all the Islamic terrorists in Naija and be focusing on what does not concern you in far away Gaza and Rafah..

Keep watching, when eyes pain you you go comot am..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Tanks And Troops Enter Rafah As Ceasefire Talks Collapse by Flows001(m): 3:28pm On May 07, 2024
Quintessence44:
He is not a terrorist lover and you know it.

He just doesn't like to see tens of thousands of innocent civilians and children being slaughtered by Israeli bombs, and you know it.

And because you are a demonic, bloodthirsty vampire, you gaslight him by lying that he is a ''terrorist lover''.
How many times have you advocated for the hundreds of innocent lives that the Fulanis have been killing in Nigerian villages for decades now??

You Muhammedians already hate the Jews, so the hatred keeps increasing whenever you realise that none of your Islamic terrorist groups can eliminate them..
Sports › Re: Victor Boniface Makes Bundesliga Team Of The Season by Flows001(m): 1:16pm On May 05, 2024
kendrick9:
He barely starts. Mostly comes on as a sub
Remember he just returned from injury, he was a starter prior to the injury
Food › Re: Opinion: Okpa Is Better Than Moi Moi by Flows001(m): 1:09pm On May 05, 2024
I'm a Northerner, but from the very first time I tried Okpa years ago in Nigeria Law School, Agbani, Enugu State, I became addicted till date!!!
Family › Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by Flows001(m): 7:27pm On May 04, 2024
Iykegodslove:
Good day everyone!! I am emotionally shattered as I type this message. I have been suspecting my wife for years now but no concrete evidence to confront her.

There is a boss of my mine who happens to be our family friend. Each time he calls my wife, she deletes the call history immediately. This has been happening for years but I keep quite because i love my wife and my children so much.

Of recent, i decided to know what is happening by hacking her call with him. Lo and behold, they are into deep relationship that my wife calls him baby. Infact, sleep has gone out of my eyes and am thinking of how to deal with the situation.

It should be noted that i am not working under the man in question only that we are church members and he has rendered countless of help to me. I am wondering what puts my wife into this mess. I am graduate but i decided not to work for anybody but to focus on my farming. I am doing well financially bcs i can boost of 500k or more every month. We are not lacking anything at all.

Please house ignore my typo and help with good advice.

Note: i dnt want to divorce my wife and am ready to forgive her bcs she has been of great help to my success and moreover, i love my family very well. What should i do to stop them?
Why then are you disturbing our peace on NAIRALAND?

Just allow her to continue riding your church member's d**k, let him continue to enjoy the same woman you paid bride price on, let him continue manhandling the same woman that vowed on the altar to submit and be faithful to you, and please, ensure you always forgive her anytime you catch her..

Take note that many men have been sent to the great beyond by women like this!

First conduct a DNA on your kids to even ascertain if they truly belong to you or your church member!
Politics › Re: IPOB/ESN Terrorists Launch Rocket, Killed By Nigerian Troops by Flows001(m): 7:22pm On May 04, 2024
yarimo:
This is very commendable from the army, please hurry up and kill all terrorists in that axes grin grin
And pamper the bandits in the North who even have TikTok accounts and boldly flaunt their weapoms and camouflage on TikTok, right?

I'm a Northerner too, but the double standard and tribalism in this country is the reason why we are still stuck with clueless leaders..
Food › Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by Flows001(m): 8:07am On May 03, 2024
Watianoengineer:
The day I tasted Okpa I spat it out immediately. I thought it was close to moin moin in taste but the taste was horrible
I'm a Northerner, but a strong Okpa advocate!

Okpa and coke was our constant breakfast back in the days in Nigerian Law School, Agbani, Enugu State!!

A life saver indeed!!

I'm still addicted to Okpa till date!!
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Send Al Nassr To Cup Final (Photos) by Flows001(m): 7:58am On May 03, 2024
SouthSouth1914:
E pain am
God forbid! grin grin

All my anxiety, pain and fear in football ended on 18th of December, 2022.

Now I just watch the sport to while away time, the GOAT don eternally close the mouths of haters! smiley
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Send Al Nassr To Cup Final (Photos) by Flows001(m): 6:02am On May 03, 2024
SouthSouth1914:
This guy should stop nau.., still giving Messi fans nightmares!! grin
You're delusional to think that any Messi fan gives a f*ck about Penaldo, he can score 3000 goals in the Carmel's league if he wants, the GOAT has already completed football!!

We have absolutely nothing to argue with you Penaldians anymore! grin grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Colombia President Cuts Ties With Israel Over War On Gaza by Flows001(m): 12:00pm On May 02, 2024
A thread for the Nigerian Abdoooools/Muhammedians to masturbate on! grin grin

They fail to realise that even their holy country Saudi Arabia still has ties with the Jews
Foreign Affairs › Re: Colombia President Cuts Ties With Israel Over War On Gaza by Flows001(m): 11:58am On May 02, 2024
God1000:
Are you supporting the carnage in Gaza?
Only a fellow terrorist supports terrorism.

You lot should channel this your energy into advising Hamas to stop attacking Israel and all these would stop..

Israel wouldn't have fired a single missile into Palestine if Hamas didn't carry out the October 7 attacks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Borussia Dortmund vs PSG: UCL (1 - 0) On 1st May 2024 by Flows001(m): 7:48am On May 02, 2024
Dougad:
That's great for him.

But we're talking about club football not international. Try and keep up broski
Okay back to club football.

Your fav left Madrid to Juventus, and the moment he got to Turin, Juventus who had previously been bossing the Serie A suddenly saw the league slip off their hands and Juventus was consecutively knocked out of the UCL by Ajax and F.C Porto respectively, despite having the so called "Mr Champions League".

I used to tell Penaldians that Penaldo thrived in UCL with Madrid because Madrid as a team has that UCL grace, but every Penaldian kept pushing all glory to Penaldo. Since he left Madrid, he never smelt the UCL semis until he left Europe, but Madrid went to add another UCL title in his absence.
Messi on the hand had been the pillar of Barca, everyone saw how Barca became so bad in European football, to the point that they even had to play Europa League for the first time in the 21st century, in the absence of Messi, and they are still struggling till date to get back to their old glory days.

The fact that PSG didn't go far in the UCL was not because of Messi, but because of the too much ego in the team, and the cluelessness of Pocchetino. PSG would have performed better with Messi, Neymar and Mbappe if they had a coach like Enrique who can tame everyone's ego.
We all saw how Messi went from the so called "finished" self at PSG to an unprecedented World Cup exploits in Qatar.

Let's not forget that Messi gave Inter Miami their first ever club's title in their history last season.

Class is just permanent!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Borussia Dortmund vs PSG: UCL (1 - 0) On 1st May 2024 by Flows001(m): 9:01pm On May 01, 2024
Dougad:
Factos

Them messi fools for Twitter be dey talk say na easy 40/50 goals a season.

Reality humble their stupid head
Same way this reality has been giving you and your fav sleepless nights grin grin

Messi has conquered football, dude has absolutely nothing to prove to any one and hence; he is chilling with old time buddies in Miami and playing football to keep fit for Copa America and another World Cup exploits

Politics › Re: Landmark: Peter Obi Is inciting S/Easterners Against Tinubu - Umahi (vid, Pix) by Flows001(m): 6:01pm On May 01, 2024
Ramon92:
Peter Obi keeps showing why he isn't and can never be president of this country when all he does is critise with malice.

It's either he's completely ignorant about politics and economic management or he's just deliberately inciting people especially those who know nothing about how government works just because he lost an election.

Initially I had doubts about Tinubu but from his actions and policies even tho they might look harsh, are necessary to reshape the future of this country.

Obi can only appeal to intellectually lazy people who expects government to always spoon feed and shove convinience down their throats..
The Primary responsibility of every Government anywhere in the World is to protect lives and properties.

Has APC been able to achieve that from 2015 till date?

I'm sure you can still recall that Jonathan suffered relentless criticisms from the rogues that conspired to form this present APC, especially Tinubu. So let the Government leave Obi and face their responsibility, afterall they have the power, so they should do the job!
Family › Re: Woman To Divorce Husband After 1 Week Of Marriage Over Huge Gbola by Flows001(m): 8:53pm On Apr 27, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Another thread for stupid poor people . You will never find a successful man or woman commenting on such a useless thread. instead all the poor wretched people who rely om prostitution or stealing to feed themselves will rush into this thread.

These are the sort of topics the poor and wretched in society like to occupy themselves with, sex sex and free money or betting. Just take note of the usernames that comment on this sort on nomsese thread. You will notice its thise who spend their time arguing tribes or sports betting or begging .

The poor will always remain poor because you can always predict their habits and thinking patterns angry Very wretched set of beings who keep dragging this country backards.

Just create an intellectual thread now on something useful like economic policies , security solutions etc , you will never see any of the usernames on this thread commenting on such topics because the poor have no IQ to process anything other than crime , free money and sex.

Disgusting things angry
Let the poooooor breeefff!!
😅😅

No be person poor man kill, na poor E just poor😁

By the way, you also clicked on the thread and commented too, that makes you among the poor people dragging this country backwards 🤣🤣
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by Flows001(m): 9:04pm On Apr 26, 2024
Lovelydaisies:
It's laughable to think sexual sins begin and end in sex. What you don't want to eat, don't cut the meat with your teeth. Stop viewing another man's daughter's (yes, not your wife's) privates. They aren't yours to see yet. What is the difference between this and porn? grin

And your daughter doesn't have to be passed around and dumped or viewed and married. Those are not the only options. There are those who keep themselves mentally, spiritually, physically pure, irrespective of whether they're virgins or not. She can be one of them. Let her marry her man, then he'll have the express right to 'inspect' her.

I'm female. Does it really matter if I say I did or didn't partake in any sexual sin? If I didn't, would you believe me? I'm not Mrs Purity sha but what's right is right.

And I wish you a happy married life in advance! It's the right thing to do. Even if I might not attend.
The difference is that I don't view it for pleasure..

If you followed my responses on this thread, you would have seen where I explained to someone above that I told her it wasn't necessary to check her the last time she came to my place, but she insisted and became sad due to my refusal to check her, so I had to do it because of her.

So Mummy G.O, you can see that it has not solely been my doing, I ordinarily wouldn't be inspecting my girlfriend before trusting her, but she always insists I do so, just so she ensures I don't accommodate any doubt in my mind because she's a final year student in the University, and she knows how insecured many guys who date students feel, especially if their girlfriends are extremely gorgeous, and also reside off campus..
Politics › Re: Bandits Attack Zurmi Emir’s Palace, Kill 3 by Flows001(m): 3:01pm On Apr 26, 2024
SoNature:
Proceeds of ransom payment have helped them acquire lethal weapons and have emboldened them to attack a palace. This is the wrongest time to live in Nigeria undecided
I swear..

I kept expressing my concerns when this whole banditry was at the early stages. People kept paying huge ransoms to those bastards, I eventually gave up when the government of some northern states also started paying huge ransoms. I predicted that these bandits were going to be empowered with the outrageous ransoms that even our Nigerian soldiers would not be able to withstand them one on one...
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by Flows001(m): 2:40pm On Apr 26, 2024
Lovelydaisies:
Wouldn't you rather have your daughter keep herself chaste and pure, from any form of sexual malpractice until she's married? Than one probably unknown boyfriend viewing her womanhood? And you know she has zero body count because your eyes saw that or she told you?

If whatever both of you do is between you, why have you said it here, like it's a trophy?

Abeg, it's not my headache. I just want you to respect someone's daughter until you marry her. And when you do, you should respect each other's body as well.

I'm very sure you don't want someone to do that to your daughter. It's up to you to guide the lady in the right path as the head in the relationship.

There are other productive things couples can do if they're at ease with each other.
Are you a male or a female?

Can you swear you've never had sex with either someone's son or daughter (depending on your gender)?

Tell me the sexual sin I committed by viewing my girlfriend's vagina Mr. or Mrs. Purity!! Tell me the sin please..

I still repeat the same thing, I would rather have my daughter date a guy who would only be seeing her unclothedness without having sex with her, and still eventually marry her, than to have her date multiple guys who wouldn't only just see, but also mercilessly drill her and keep passing her to several other guys to use until she eventually gets married.

I did not create a thread to discuss about this, if you followed this thread well and my initial comment, you would know why it got to this point of me saying this, and I'm even saying it here because it's a faceless platform..

My girlfriend is still a confirmed virgin, that's the most important thing here!!

And I will be marrying her soon, would save your moniker so I can send you a special invitation!!
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by Flows001(m): 5:22am On Apr 26, 2024
jelel6:
Congratulations in advance. Not everyday people find companion that ticks all the boxes.

I think it's important I also second that guy advicing that things (especially such as this) between you and babe should stay out of your niggas sights and ears wink.
You're right, I very seldom talk about her with my guys or with anyone. I told my guys when it started and they all advised I should knack her, they all wrongly think I've already been doing that long ago.

I decided to talk about it here because it's a faceless platform, and she isn't on Nairaland, otherwise, I definitely wouldn't have said it out.

Thank you very much bro!✌️🙌🙌
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by Flows001(m): 5:13am On Apr 26, 2024
Lovelydaisies:
The kind of things people do eh?
If she says you harassed her sexually by looking at her womanliness, you will complain. What kind of chastity are you guys practicing?
Youths be doing the most nonsense.

I hope your daughter, if you have one does this with someone who she isn't married to yet. And you find out.

If you value yourself and someone's daughter, you'll both keep yourselves pure, physically, mentally and otherwise, just for each other. The girl sef no get sense.
So what exactly are you talking about?

Did you see any mention of me penetrating her or doing any sexual activity with her asides just checking?

What I do with my girlfriend shouldn't be your concern, we both are adults, and we do it without any form of compulsion.

The good thing is that she still has 0 body count, something that over 80% of 23years old Nigerian ladies cannot boast of, we will begin our wedding plans next year, so Rest!

I rather someone does this to my daughter and eventually marry her than for her to have over 30 niggas who must have drilled her and seen her unclothedness before she gets married..
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by Flows001(m): 5:33pm On Apr 25, 2024
DonroxyII:
Chairman, You better be checking You Thing because thats the closest to having sexual Intercourse to her & The day she stopped showing you to check is the day una relationship Bend down low because another man yaff Started browsing your internet .....

Keep checking please, Don't let some people tell you Otherwise & Stop sharing your GFs Mojo to Niggas .... Especially the Girl u wanna wife ... Keep her off Nigga's Mouth ... Dem fit use am wash her one day & You will lose your pedigree before her !
You're right, thank you.
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Reacts As Doctor Lists Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin (photo) by Flows001(m): 4:24pm On Apr 25, 2024
chatinent:
The point is that you cannot tell by merely seeing it or penetration.


They did you 1-0 man.
No bro.

I told you I've had someone like that that before, so you should know that I'm a guy man in the game, I instantly know whenever I see a fake one..
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by Flows001(m): 4:04pm On Apr 25, 2024
jelel6:
It's a pretty wild one. Though I can laugh to it. cheesy

@bolded.
I guess that's her angle too. It does make sense to me and as long as she's comfortable with her approach and you're happy to oblige, what can I say? smiley

Even though everywhere for good if to say you be doctor. Atleast she get free checkups. She suppose don Sama you one correct title for your efforts. Perhaps, the examiner cool
Lol cheesy cheesy

I will insist on that title, I don too examine kpekus even pass some Medical doctors sef!! cheesy

Funny enough, I brought this drama upon myself, I was the one that asked if I could check her initially when we started dating.

What led to this weird routine was that she told me I was the first guy she agreed to date, because she wanted to wait until age 20 before getting into any relationship. And as soon as she became ready, I was the best among the guys asking her out, so she was convinced she could begin the journey with me..

I believed her because I could still see some JJC traits in her when we began dating, until I stylishly asked if she was a virgin, and she said YES.

I bluntly told her she was lying, because she's an extremely gorgeous lady, black beauty 100%, too beautiful to have been able to withstand the several male predators that tried toasting her before I showed up.

So I told her that the only way I could believe her was if she could allow me check her and confirm it myself, she obliged and immediately gave me permission to go ahead and check her, after making me promise not to force myself on her.

We both kept our word and I confirmed it. Ever since then, she has made become a constant tradition for me to always check her whenever she comes to my house..

She's 100% clean down there, so I have no issue examining anytime she comes sha..

By God's grace, I will be engaging her next year, and marriage plans would commence soon afterwards..
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Reacts As Doctor Lists Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin (photo) by Flows001(m): 3:42pm On Apr 25, 2024
chatinent:
I guess you never heard that they now refill the hymen. Lol
I know, and I've had a lady like that before..

That's why I can distinguish between an artificially closed hymen, and a naturally closed one.

I have deflowered atleast three ladies before, so I know a naturally closed vagina when I see it, and my present babe is truly a virgin
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by Flows001(m): 3:29pm On Apr 25, 2024
SisterAnn:
So for three years you never still do am? You sure say you well so?
Omoh me na guy man, free kpekus full streets nahh.. grin cheesy cheesy

I dey use them the baddies wey cross my path take hold body...

But my heart dey with my babe, I no go touch her until i marry her, she dey reserved until marriage wink
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Reacts As Doctor Lists Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin (photo) by Flows001(m): 3:11pm On Apr 25, 2024
chatinent:
No 100% way to verify a virgin.


Make una continue dey carefully pick Nigerian used repackaged as Belgium
Oga there is.. If you open the kpekus check, you go know whether the road still dey sealed or otherwise...
My girlfriend is a perfect example
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by Flows001(m): 2:53pm On Apr 25, 2024
jelel6:
What?? shocked I can never actually do that, or even ask for that. grin grin

Even if she allowed and encouraged me to, I just can't go that far. Just the imagination of that reality gats me in stitches here grin grin grin grin
Same thing my friends told me grin

The last time she came, i told her it wasnt necessary, but she became sad when I refused to check her, so I had to grin

She always insists, I think that's her own way of being accountable and encouraging herself to keep it sealed until marriage, and also in a way ensuring she clears every doubt in my mind, owing to the fact that girls are extremely loose these days...

This year makes it our third year in the relationship now, and na so so check she dey make me check her, like say I wan conduct operation grin
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by Flows001(m): 2:18pm On Apr 25, 2024
To be sincere with you, my girlfriend has all of this.

Though she's in her final year in the University, but I can still say she's employed because she is a fashion designer who works by herself and make her own money...

I happen to be her first boyfriend, and we both have decided to let her remain virgin until we marry, she makes me check her anytime she comes around, just so I know she's keeping to her promise.

Ladies like her are rare for real
Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery: Marketers Eye ₦‎500/litre Petrol, Set To Load by Flows001(m): 5:53pm On Apr 21, 2024
Haaland21:
Repeating a lie a million times can't make it the truth....

Obidafts are sore losers.....

From third to first....gbadue and bitter people

Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery: Marketers Eye ₦‎500/litre Petrol, Set To Load by Flows001(m): 7:56am On Apr 21, 2024
Haaland21:
Yea....he won.
The magic and miracle that happened in Rivers state is the reason why Wike is in Abuja today.

Anyway, I leave you to continue wallowing in self deceit

Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery: Marketers Eye ₦‎500/litre Petrol, Set To Load by Flows001(m): 7:50am On Apr 21, 2024
AqualinaXYZ:
Who is saying Rivers is Igbo?




If you get sense last presidential election for tell you say Rivers no like Tinubu



I wonder why every comment from a rivers man will sound you like it’s from South East
Don't mind those foolish APC miscreants..

Anybody that criticizes the druglord is Igbo to them.

They have called me Igbo several times because I have been a strong critic of the druglord from day one till date, me wey be Northerner from Nasarawa State oo grin

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