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Why won't this rich business man send these young girls to school instead?

I'll say my mum is a good driver without being emotional.

She's got the cruze-control behind the wheels, but can be daring when she feels intidated by entitled-male drivers. I caught her doing 140 in Benin - Asaba express road sometime in 2012, and she didn't even realize because the glasses were up. Omo, I had to calm her down o. She's been driving consistently for about 40 years now.

As for me, I haven't driven much in my life. But when I did drive few years ago, my hightest speed was 70-80 intercity runs. Life no get duplicate

The picture on the left reminded me of a vital question:

When is Yusuf Buhari and Zahra going to for their NYSC? Hehehe

Dear reader/commenter, in case you don't know yet, see what tomatoes look like, ordinarily.

In a funny twist of events, the real wailers now are the ones who voted Buhari in. Muchemucheche

LivingHuman:
Re-looted? Not under Bubu's watch

Where is Bubu watching from?
Warn yoursef o

HungerBAD:
Let them keep them there.

What has their Governors got to do with it?These guys in jail are career criminals and even if released tomorrow,they will be back dealing drugs in 24 hours.

Just 1000 in China?i think this Blue Diamond guy is being economical with the truth. Switzerland,Austria and South Africa alone has thousands of them in custody for drugs.

We have not mentioned India or other places.

God bless these Countries for locking them up. If they were locked up in Nigeria in such numbers for drugs,their people will be protesting how jealous people are witch hunting them.

Maybe the Chinese are jealous of them too.

Keep them and be feeding them with tax-payers money, no? Abeg give them stiffer penalties as soon as they are found guilty. We have enough problems already

Born Black
Died White

RIP

Its not too much o. In fact, I like it.

Cheating and getting away with it shouldn't be the norm. Young people should learn to depend on their own abilities to succeed.

A good Nigeria begins with you and me.

Suko110:
Give us full story nah

Go back to page 1

Suko110:
Did d lecture laluski u for grades and Noth happened

Nohe did not.

I was scammed by my lecturer
Newly recruited, young guy.

He claimed he will teach some MATLAB simulations that I needed for my project - TEACH.
Was it 30 or 50K then, I can't remember for sure but it was 6 years ago o.

Collected part payment. Teaching time oya nu, he was yapping - Light issues, laptop issues, no time issues. Managed to meet him a few times.

Then he said, "you know what, I'll do everything for you in my house and give you, ok?". Naive undergrad, what do I know kwanu. Lol. I said, "ok"

Two years later, I realized, he copied the work of an older graduand. And that he doesn't even know how to use ths software as I thought. And that I had been scammed. And that he scammed and likely is still scamming other students.

He just collects such big money from you, and lift other people's works for you.

Not surprised. Last year, we visited their space museum. Bam! Those guys are good!
Even though these few pictures cannot tell the story, just have a feel.
Picture 3 - young, beautiful and intelligent space scientists.
Picture 4 - me in the space room. A room thatvmakes you have the "space feel".

I could have a few more puctures to share. Lol.

sorry1:
So by sharing this online, the mum will now believe her, is she not crazy?

No, she is "unwinding". She's in pain mehn!

nattyjay:
If dem no snap am shey u go see am?

Why not snap him when he's been washed off or in the hospital

No woman on earth wants to share her man with another woman - not even his mum. No woman wants to be second or third wife. No woman wants to be babymama.

Na condition they make crayfish bend - these days they try to bend with pride

Alvino1:
No he can not claim self defence cox report shows that she went to the kitchen, got a knife nd stabbed him nd he in turn went outside (there is now a break in the occurance of events, nd he was now opened 2 other options while outside, such as involving the police, neigbours or going to the hospital. Rather he) went outside 2 get a knife with which he stabbed nd killed her.. 4 the defence of self defense 2 hold water,
1. The amount of force of the defense must be equal to the amount of force of the attack
2. There must nt be a break in the occurance of events
3. Time is of great importance
4. E.T.C
However in practice there are some slit dfference. God rest her soul. Amen

Oh, I get it now. Thank you for explaining it to me.
But girl we dey draw knife for house like that sef

Your sister stabbed him first, she is a thug.
What if he killed the guy first, will you come online and be ranting?
The guy can claim self-defense.

Two humans who cannot control their temper.

She shouldn't have died, anyway.

Day by day, my love for this country diminishes.

As I'm typing now, the Nigerian factor is currently frustrating me at the Chinese Embassy in Abuja. You know, I'm just one private citizen, so I can fight much.

How could I pay over 50k just to authenticate a document A document I've paid another 50k to obtain o! Chai, lemme not type much yet.

#continuessobbing

ideas4real:
. You don't need to get worried of anything. You worries cant heel the president neither can it help Nigeria everything happens according to the will of God. Or can you help God? So let the old man be. He has done what he is supposed to do. Your hate for PMB is louder than the worries you claimed you have for him. I am still expecting my state governor, Fayose, the CIC of wailers and your role model to come out and make his own 'worrisome statement' on this.

Lol. My first time of commenting in politics and I'm already called a hater/wailer. So who actually is biased? Please say something intelligent in your nextmention

ideas4real:
. May be you are bias and sentimental and you can only think of indefinitely as a long period of time . This is why we have problems in this country. Always trying to look at things from one perspective. Indefinitely could be one week, two weeks, one month ,two years or more.

I'm confused please. Which of these time frames is the short term and the long term? At what point should we get worried? Anyway, you don't need to response. Whenever Bubu returns, we can revisit these posts. Thanks

kaybee88:
you should have list reasons why you think the vice president is not loyal to his boss that will warrant changing him in 2019

I'm not saying he is not loyal. I'm saying that they will most likely replace him to keep the presidential position in check. Also .... I wrote the rest. Please read. Reading intently enhances understanding.

By the way, pay more attention to your tenses.

He will receiving salary, abi?

The truth is that the cabals want to keep dabbling with power until 2019 or close to next to it, so that the VP will not have enough time to campaign or contest for the presidential election. That way, they can field their own candidate and return power to the North.

Note that as long as the President keeps handing over to the Vice, the vice can never have full control of power. He is incapacitated in many ways, to take major decisions he must dialog with the president cabals. And he must at all times show loyalty to his boss. If he tries otherwise, they will uproot him!

Mind you, if President Buhari recontests for next election, he will most likely most likely pick another VP, to keep that position in check! And also, that way, he will have a more loyal, less-informed person under him for the next 4 years.

My humble submission sha

As an aside: you can boil a cracked egg in saline water to prevent it from popping out

And this is amongst the best we have, right?

What is it exactly that makes Nigeria the "Giant of Africa"

And the future is really bleak, as our leaders have borrowed away the future of the next generations!

Shame on all Nigerian leaders, living and dead, past and present.

Thepasserby:
Okay, the baby's placenta pushed the IUD away making it impossible for any interference.

Exactly! The baby was not clutching unto the IUD from the womb at birth, as depicted by the picture.

He pushed it away, not that he clinched unto it. Picture was likely for internet sensation.

Did you read my initial post, properly?

Thepasserby:
Wait oo... Did you read the post?

Yes I did

I believe the part that says the IUD failed.
But I don't believe that the baby was clutching it from the womb, then out. Maybe it was added to draw internet sensation, since the parents will be needing some financial aid.

Ok, the baby in the picture is not how babies look when the moment they come out from the womb. The baby in the picture has had his first bath. So they probably inserted that stuff in this clinched fist to take a shot that will wow us.

No wonder they are already in GoFundMe.

Cool Story anyways

He is not sleeping, just "prentending"

"It's not an Economic or Financial Crime"
In essence, its not our business

I kick the wrapper till I sleep off - like rolling it all over with my legs.

That's how soomeone can tell when I'm waking up too.

When I left Nigeria, I thought I could stop over long winter months because you have to wear socks and tuck inbetween thick sheets. For wia! As soon and it gets a bit warm, I start kicking again.

Everynight. Even last night sef #coversface

Oh no wonder