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One of my girlfriends visited me just this night, as I saw her off, i logged in to nairaland and behold this wonderful thread

What transpired

Babe came unannounced, fine... No problem

The next thing she said was, FM, give me 200 naira to pay the bike, i said ah, ok then, I gave her the 200 naira

As she was going back this night, i asked for my 200 naira, she said, hahaha, u are a big man na, I said I didn't invited you here in the first place. I made i know she came unannounced so that she could caught me cheating... I collected 500 naira from her, buy buns worth 200 give am to my guys at junction, gave her the remaining 300

Na so, babe dey vex dey go

SIMPS AND THEIR MONEY ARE EASILY PARTED

Do i do anything wrong?

Anuoluwa12345:
Pls, may I ask, what causes all these smell you guys talk about... It is cuz of their wayward lifestyle or hygiene level,?? cuz the way ppl mention smell really baffles me, cuz I hvnt seen such.. but someone once told me promiscuous ppl do smell...

Hygiene
Promiscuity
Infection

BiggyB242:
Baba I miss a lot for babe marra, I can't count, because I overthink issues until I met my paddy for life I miss that guy he is married now. The guy get PhD for woman matter he stayed in a well furnished free apartment for one year (NYSC) courtesy woman and then get another babe when they carry her mama food stuffs come give am for house every month. My roomie was another one, then for NYSC that guy use only touch light phone they date 3 NYSC babes for 1 year. One knew about it other two didn't.

Nah there I know say babe brain irrespective of that size or classy they claim to be are the same.

Me scatter area but I didn't date corp member if them never pay allowee them go begin cry for your head.

During my NYSC days, hmmmmmmm





No comment.

I serviced over 60 different pussay

NO AWARDS THERE AND NO GAINSAYING, NO FLATTERY

BiggyB242:
Lol clown, won't the babe object?

Object when she's high in the moodand wet

Biggy don't know how things dey go

So, for ur mind now, she go object at 2am and start going home?

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM


BANG, BANG, BANG


ANYWHERE


JUST


BOOM, BOOM, BOOM


BANG, BANG, BANG

Was in the same shoe around August. This one was immigration.
He used the same format and he said form was 25k. I was ready to pay d money but i told him to send me the link online make i pay through the official portal but guy man sent me his account number.
I just call him back to use ogbomoso yoruba to curse his ancestors

siofra:
Sir please repent and fear God!

What have I done wrong?

Cum for me

Egbon, give me 2k


See how he won't ask for my account number


Now, her pussay smell no tire u?

Students & those in their early 20s are pain in the ass.

I won't subject u to any redpill today... Just ask for my aza and give me 2k

U go see how I go dey appreciative

Lilsameey:
,..How will you rate the pussies you got from Sango?

BAD PUSSAY, BAD BAD PUSSAY

Social media is just the virtual fake life community where one neighbor is trying to out do the others in either display of wealth, folly, attention seeking even up to poverty.

Why not?

Pikin no be HIV na

SmellySperm:
Una dey get kind Sha. Abeg how una preeq dey take stand sef?

Stand for where?

E shrink ni o

Just like say u touched snail �

Ehn ehn, d way snail entered, that's how my preeq behaved

KingDash:
Na wa oh.. but you try sha, bros I no fit risk am.

U wan make me get STD?

I no do am

I saw vagina wart on her pussay and d pussay was secreting peak milk, i only fingered her with my left pinkie.. I sent her away.
When she was gone, I opened the window and door, i washed my bedsheet, took out the bed.

People were asking me, Corper wetin happen, i said i dey do sanitation.

The other girl wey come for lashing that night, na standing position i do as my bed no dey good condition.

Na Sheffy con host me for the night sleep

KingDash:
hahahahaha.. bros you won bust my belle this night oh.

E no fit burst but rotten pussay plenty for ogun state and lagos state.

Na at sango i see pussay wey dey smell like latrine... I SWEAR.

OMO'KOMO NI KAFAYA

decatalyst:
I know of twins that did this shit school then.

Bad thing is that, the girl didn't know.

Good thing is that those girls knew. Nigga go stand up in the middle of the sex, so he left the pussay Hot and asking for more.
So, he will suggest me but before he finished suggestion or before the babe say yes or no, i don already drag my nigga down d bed dey shift the womb.

So, we continue like that but those babes arw are mature... No be omo get inside

KingDash:
that guy na real niggggar

Yea, he be real niggar

He's an indigene while i was a corper then
We run am neatly...
From
Sango, abule ijoko, itoki, agbado, rafco


Rotten pussay dey those aforementioned places

1,2,3

Why are tonight's OP simp?

Free pussay
No attachment
Free food
Free accommodation
Free money


Even, our darling daddy Buhari will accept this offer

Age no be number again?

1, 2,3


This OP is a simp.

Right from the time of Adam, wetin Eve offer him?

Apart from

Betrayal?
Sex?
Emotional cheat with serpent?

The truth is vagina people fake love when it's beneficial to them.

Remove the benefits and see them operate like the serpent they are.

1,2,3

That's the simplest thing, bro

God bless Sheffy for Itoki back in my NYSC days...
I go sleep on rug, he go dey lash babe at night

For midnight around 2am, nigga go wake me up make i come lash d babe, na me own the babe till day break

Serious lashing while Sheffy is snoring.


Run Pussay with no emotions

iLoveYouToo:
You’re wise. The only proven way to make most girls loyal in relationships is to make them invest more than you in the relationship. Let them be the ones struggling to make things work out

WISE WORDS FROM A SMART MAN....


Truer words like the gospel, preach it

Candidlady:
stingy goat
roflmfao

Stingy GREATEST OF ALL TIME, oh Yea

SEE ADVICE BECAUSE OF ONE INFECTION RIDDEN AND OVERUSED PUSSAY

1,2,3,

She doesn't love you.

Ladies don't love truly.


Remove the emotions from your heart and enjoy the P while she hoe around.

Na 1k my girlfriend owe me and we have been dating for 4 years now.

She just owe me the 1k this year sef....
Shishi, i no go give

07:07

Tinubu will still be at fault las las

Waiting for the 30k like the 3rd term of Muhammadu Buhari

THEY SERVE THEIR COUNTRY BUT THEIR COUNTRY GOT THEM SERVED

THANK YOU, FIRE ANT

I have a scar on my face beside my cheek. It makes me so cute pass baba obasanjo.
I won't forget the day i got the mark in primary 2. It all happened because of a teacher, Uncle Taiwo

I won't go into details of how it happened but I should be more handsome than Trey Songz without the scar but now, Aristide Bance fine pass me.

WHAAT A SCAR!