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MufasaLion:
I distance myself from ladies that couldn't write properly. I so much hate abbreviations also.

Almost all of them are so boring to chat with but fun to be with inside bedroom

Moneyfem:
That's hilarious. A guy will type a romantic epistle and the lady will reply with "smile".

They are so boring and annoying that they can't bring up a conversation except they want to bill you...

That's how I run my relationship now.

Most of these ladies don't know how to chat

K,kk, lol, smile, fine, good, ehya,..., yh, yea
Those are their lines and it can be annoying

Right now, we do phone calls while the side guys do the chatting

Asked one out last Friday morning, she agreed at night. We made out that same Friday night.
She dey bill me on Saturday; airtime, money for food... Oh, I curved her.
Sunday afternoon, told me to come and meet her mama, haba, relationship of 2 days, i refused.
Monday night, she's broke again asking for money, i turned deaf ear.

Tuesday afternoon, we had plan to see at night, i called her at night, this girl dey talk say i am not caring, she tested me with all her billing.
I just told the girl that I have no interest in her again.

Moral of the story : Avoid billing at the initial stage

Who will spend the most?

He or She?

Dshocker:
My brother you've not yet secured the job yet,until you've resumed your first day at work

Until he collects his first salary

Playing Sunday set


Na set 5 i dey

Mysticwebb:
What is wrong with Juventus? Please I played this under 4.5. Be careful, I don't like this rough play. Now 4:0. What did they come to Stanford Bridge to do?

4 NOTHING

I might not have anything but for sense, I have it in abundance

Dem no fine reach Bola

When I reached the different continent part, I stopped reading...


Relationship of Ibadan to Ogbomoso is a long distance relationship but relationship of Ibadan to Canada is perfect.

Na mad thread i dey read now

1k in cash for 4 years

2k in airtime for 4 years (including data worth for whatsapp calls)

No fare spent

Always going dutch when we eat.

So, I spent 3k in 4 years

I recoup more than 50k from her

I LOVE YOU BOLANLE

NA ABORTION I DEY DO FOR THEM


I GO FOLLOW THEM TO THE DOCTOR WITH MY FULL CHEST

Give me the peanut, I get garri and sugar.

Some people will downplay your hustle when they wish they are you.

Add 30k to your income

Things 30k can buy


1. Car
2. House
3. Food
4. Clothes
5. Business


If i collected loan of 300k for my business and I pay back with Npower stipend


Let no one make you feel bad

PREACH IT, PREACH THE GOSPEL

NO BRAIN
NO STRENGTH





















WHAT THEY GET IS...













































PUSSAY

BegAt40:
See this small boy!
You no wan Sabi your mate abi? I have 3 houses in lekki, one is under construction in Magodo. I've traveled to over 30 countries. Who the fvck are you and your family members?!

Baba olowo, sapa dey take ur boy

Make i drop my aza?

This one was saying

'Fm., Ayinde no dey Bleep me rough like this'


I am Fm

Her fiancee is Ayinde

Give me her number

No one can Body shame me.

I'm skinny but hmmm hmmmm

Felicia hear am yesterday.
She body shamed me that a thin nigga like me can't do the do.

We got down together yesterday, our first time though


Babe crying say make i leave her after 45 minutes, i no gree

Na my neighbor con dey shout, buroda femi, o ti to na, e ma pa omo yen ni ale yi. (brother femi, it's enough, don't kill that girl this night)

Felicia cannot walk properly. I had to call my bike man to come pick her


Dont body shame anyone. The inbuilt energy can be insane

Loving a Nigerian girl is like taking care of an orphan

You dodge a bullet, u won't perish, son.

TMTR:


I can pay you your whole salary for doing nothing till the day you drop dead, I am not of those niggas you can broke shame bitch nigga,if we check well now, You are not living no better than my gate man.

Npower is for your likes ,I have no business with that ,go ask your fellow hood rats idiot

Ope ooo

Thank you for the gesture of paying my salary


0019949452

Stanbic bank







God bless you

If i don't see a credit alert then you bluffing



U will see how he will change the narratives


Nairalanders are waiting

Davash222:
God bless you my brother.


Spending more than 50K to wed a non virgin Nigerian girl is foolishness.

I was discussing with my main chick and the issue of marriage popped up.

I said I will reserve 120k to marry her. The 120k includes everything we are going to use including our dresses but bae said make i add 30k to it to make it 150k
I said, 'no problem bae, we are going Dutch' she agreed. My own 75k dey cooperative while bae has just raised 5k

Bola,u see u are the one delaying our marriage

TMTR:
Everything to you is about money, how myopic

Money no be problem

Money no be problem?

U people will just come online behave as if money ain't no problem while in real life, we know how u live.

Your thread shows how myopic you are.

U are scared of marriage, you can't identify what caused your fears and you expect total strangers to be on point in identifying your problem


Abeg, carry your marriage wahala go one side

Shey npower don pay u, Money Man?

1. Financial distress

2. Brokeness

3. Money issue

U no want marriage but you dey lash pussay

Pukkalolo:
You did nothing wrong bro... Infact if every guy behaved like you, there wouldn't be any simp on Earth. Every lady would be submissive and respectful.

Yes Boss

How can u say KARMARUdeen doesn't exist?

I am 5 years older than my main chick.


When she was 5, I was 10

10.... 15

15.... 20
16.... 21

20...25

25...30

35... 40

45...50

The age difference is small

55...60
U have retired

60...65

She don retire

65...70

No limited company gives 3 months trials.

Even, Net Flix gives a month trial max

This is an unlimited company and an ungated hole.

Well, after the expiration of the 3 months trial, real subscription go begin

Within the 3 months, do you think she won't moan for another guy?

Ladies can be so deceptive

PAY PER VIEW
PAY PER ENTRY

Why should I manage?

Sho ro niyen?

45 minutes

She agreed right now
Bleep right now
After the Bleep, I brought an evidence that she had a guy before me

Lockup

What should u do bawo?

Shey make i bring one of my girlfriends for you or make i bring my grandma?

Abi na my mama u wan do?