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See as that guy dey brag...

Is there any one in oyo state who has been deployed?

Ogbomoso north or south to be precise

Person wey dey tell me to throw her the ring or give her belle

When i am collecting 4k as school fees here and some parents are still owing me for last term

Ladies do ask guys out every now and then but it depends on how the guy can decode

Tor

ToastingAllowan:
May Allah provide

AMEN

Sazeals:
Are all the people mentioned above nairalanders

NO ONE CAN TELL

The next poster should have something to say

InsideLove:
Na wa o.

happy Sunday to you all. My name is Victoria. I'm sorry
for bothering you but please assist me with any amount.
Things are really not friendly at the moment. Not like I'm
a lazy type please. Nothing is just with me. Please help.
God bless you.

30960 28525, first bank, Victoria

Ifeoluwa Vic, you still come do banbiala for nairaland. The one u do for ilaro and ijoko no do u?

Bernice4ozodo:
so that was how your father chooses his HOEs

Every male folks has to choose his hoe but ur father choose that little stuck up witch u call mother and produce a pathetic god creature

ANYTHING GOES WHEN IT COMES TO HOES

The school will be in Ogun state.

The School will be in Ijoko

Hmmmm, Baba Testimony Hall that year

Is that you?

Let the teachers do their work
Let the proprietor do his work

I won't hoard a teacher's salary for whatsoever reason. If I am not okay with you, I will pay you on the 25th and lay u off on the 1st.
To answer your question, No. That is tyranny.

honest1480:
I did my biometric capturing since 8am today and it's still showing on my dashboard mandating me to do biometric capturing. Pls did anybody experienced the same thing, and if yes, what happened afterwards?

Log out totally and log in again.

My primary 3 pupils, I was taking them CRS that afternoon and I was talking about worries. I told them not to worry about anything in life. That flowers dresses well, Solomon in all his Glory no fit dress pass them. Na so, i talk say even birds no get work and God still dey provide for them.
Na so, the pupils, said Uncle, Birds dey work. I said which work, they chorused THIEF
they said, birds and rats are thieves

I bursted into laughter.

Inside a government school one of those nights.
I 'cum' within a minute. Sperm was so much that the condom i used was so heavy
Since then, i gt d nerve to control the babe home.
Nifesi, u are such a darling.
How u twerk on my dick still amazes me.

saphiere:
Men and sex. They use sex swear for una? RIP baby girl.

My FUTURE
Your FUTURE
Lalastilala's FUTURE
Everyone's FUTURE

is

FEMALE

If lalasticlal says the FUTURE is FEMALE, who am I to say otherwise?

Who is Lalatisclala?

THE PAST WAS FEMALE

Dem no born my girlfriend well to ask me for anything but I do give her things willingly on my own and she do give too.

It's a 2 way traffic

Look, i banged ur gf type while i was serving back then.
D lady served me well while her boyfriend served us by providing monetary support from Nnewi.
Lizzy, omo Anambra toh d'oko omo Oyo

Brother Idrissu, my brother from another country
This is just damage control. This administration flaws are obvious but Keyamo opened ur nyansh to the world. Who will u call now? Buhari, Osinbajo, Tinubu abi Dino

Brother Idrissu

My brother from another country