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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea vs Liverpool - ( 0 - 2) On 20th September 2020 by Fmlao: 3:41pm On Sep 20, 2020
This match will be heartbreaking for Chelsea and APC fans.
Take heart. This is not your week
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea vs Liverpool - ( 0 - 2) On 20th September 2020 by Fmlao: 3:39pm On Sep 20, 2020
What's the problem with Lampard and Mount?
Must he use that overrated boy?
Lampard is just a PE teacher like the fraud in Man utd.
Kai on the wing. We are ready to bant that innocent boy in the hand of an inexperience PE teacher
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace 1 - 3 On 19th September 2020 by Fmlao: 5:45pm On Sep 19, 2020
Let's blame Buhari
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend That Got Arrested Has Been Released Thanks To Nairaland by Fmlao: 7:35pm On Sep 17, 2020
Thank you, Barrister George
RomanceRe: State Your Problems, Addictions, Frustrations And Everything Here. by Fmlao: 5:17pm On Sep 07, 2020
Mine is much but it's all about my finances
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Dated Or Had Sex With Your Neighbor ? And How Did It Go� by Fmlao: 3:20pm On Sep 04, 2020
This thread make me remember my scenario with a neighbor in 2015. I moved to the house in November 2014. I stayed in the bottom floor and she stays in the upper floor with her family.
This lady just started loving up, fetch water for me, sweep, iron clothes with her siblings. By February 20 2015, at night, i asked her out and she no hesitate to say Yes

February 21,2015, na so the d bleeping started. She do stay in her dad's computer shop. Her parents were govt teacher. As early as 7.30am, she go dey my side, bleep till around 9am. I was a part time teacher then. She wil leave for shop around 9am. When her family member are back from sch, she wil find one excuse to come home around 3pm.
Sometimes, she dey collect for night.
This everyday bleeping happened from February 21,2015 till September 18,2015 when we broke up on top say i parol her friend join.
The only time we don't bleep was when she's on her period.

It was a good time with her and when her bf comes around to see her, he go first knock my flat to say hi on top say i know the guy for viewing center.
I wil just smile and hail the young man
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong For A 30 Year Old Student To Have A Girlfriend? by Fmlao: 8:42pm On Aug 31, 2020
OP is 30 and some people giving him relationship advice is under 20.


If at 30, you can't solve simple relationship puzzle then you are a waste of space.

The more you talk about your church bro, the more you irking me.
Imagine someone telling you not to date at 30!

Haba!
RomanceRe: Abeg, I Need Help, I Don' T Last More Than 5 Mimutes In Bed by Fmlao: 7:05am On Aug 31, 2020
instinct57vm:
Facts only.
The masturbation can be replaced with pre-intimacy with the babe but make sure u cum in the process, that will represent the first round.

By the time the D erects again, one will surely last longer.

The poster do not have any problem!
Yea, you are right

Just that a lot of folks can't have the patience to cum in the fore play without penetrating.

Most ladies can't wait that long sef. Once they are high, they will put ur D inside the wet P
RomanceRe: Abeg, I Need Help, I Don' T Last More Than 5 Mimutes In Bed by Fmlao: 12:22pm On Aug 30, 2020
quisera:
Oga masturbation What if he masturbates and the priick no gree stand when she comes? huh
It will rise again. It is dick not breast.
RomanceRe: Abeg, I Need Help, I Don' T Last More Than 5 Mimutes In Bed by Fmlao: 7:54am On Aug 30, 2020
Let me make a suggestion
It is an ancient method of lasting long which our young folks don't know about.

When you know that your babe is already on her way, masturbate. I repeat, masturbate.
After masturbation, you might lose interest and tempted to call her not to come again. Still tell her to continue on her journey.
When she comes, you will last longer in bed at least times 3 of ur regular time.

Try it and send me money. Yes, money
0019949452
Stanbic bank


The money you will use to buy those fake products. Send it to me
PoliticsRe: I'm Not Bankrolled By Anyone For My Tours- FFK by Fmlao: 6:48am On Aug 30, 2020
MejiLoyon:
Guy go continue your begging. Leave me out of your frustration.
You are the one to first 'quote' me. That shows how frustrated u are jumping from thread to thread to see who you will vent your frustration on.
Look at you, boy. You are so precious.
PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi On Queue During LGA Election In Ebonyi by Fmlao: 7:30pm On Aug 29, 2020
And one mod will push this to front page
PoliticsRe: I'm Not Bankrolled By Anyone For My Tours- FFK by Fmlao: 7:25pm On Aug 29, 2020
MejiLoyon:
A person that knows that your chances of getting a dime here from any one gets slimmer with the pride that reeks from your comments that people will surely check. So long.
Pride?
Oh, speaking up for myself is pride?

Who do you like this?
PoliticsRe: I'm Not Bankrolled By Anyone For My Tours- FFK by Fmlao: 7:13pm On Aug 29, 2020
MejiLoyon:
Thank you.... And your type won't get a dime
Who are you to decide that?
PoliticsRe: No Governor Has Denied Collecting Money From NDDC’ by Fmlao: 1:06pm On Aug 29, 2020
The problem is that, I can't read all this and still think of reading Quran for the next two weeks
PoliticsRe: I'm Not Bankrolled By Anyone For My Tours- FFK by Fmlao: 12:44pm On Aug 29, 2020
MejiLoyon:
And this account number you dropped is for slaves you sent to go work and put in cash for you Abi?
It is not about slaves
It is about cheerful givers


Ur type makes big deal out of giving
PoliticsRe: I'm Not Bankrolled By Anyone For My Tours- FFK by Fmlao: 7:47am On Aug 29, 2020
Someone should please bankroll the school I'm just starting


0019949452 Stanbic bank
RomanceRe: were are the good people on nairaland by Fmlao: 7:33am On Aug 28, 2020
We have big dreams in life but we have to survive first before anything...
I don't want to come up with a 'pity' story but I need someone to help me with any amount


0019949452
Stanbic bank
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Begins Evacuation Of Mentally Challenged Persons Off Street by Fmlao: 8:31pm On Aug 27, 2020
Laws should be made nationally on taking roaming mad fellow off the streets. They are only packing mad fellow without cars.
What about those mad fellows driving cars?
There are so many mad fellow behind the wheel, they wil just drive nonsense and still abuse you. What can we do to them?

What about those mad fellows online?



Indeed, many are mad but few are roaming!
I won't be surprised if some nairalanders are among the roaming ones
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Condemns Mindless Southern Kaduna Killings by Fmlao: 8:24pm On Aug 27, 2020
They will soon come for his head for not speaking up?
Is he expected to remove his pant and start fighting and cussing like MR FFK?
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Condemns Mindless Southern Kaduna Killings by Fmlao: 8:24pm On Aug 27, 2020
They will soon come for his head for not speaking up?
Is he expected to remove his pant and start fighting and cussing like MR FFK?
PoliticsRe: Flashback: During PDP OBJ Era, LADOJA Was Impeached By 5 HOA Members by Fmlao: 2:59pm On Aug 23, 2020
tuniski:
This is how people create perspective that are unfounded.
If you could say this, it means you are new to happenings in the political scene.

What he said is the truth and he was economical with the truth
PoliticsRe: Saul And David Reincarnated In Buhari And Osinbajo by Fmlao: 2:13pm On Aug 23, 2020
Look at how Buhari hold Osinbajo's hand in the picture...
RomanceRe: My GF Is Telling People I Am Her BF by Fmlao: 9:03pm On Aug 22, 2020
U have tell more people about ur relationship than ur gf
PoliticsRe: We Will Fulfill All Our Campaign Promises, Obaseki Assures Edo Voters by Fmlao: 8:28pm On Aug 22, 2020
See how an incumbent governor is campaigning like a class captain
FamilyRe: I Look Too Young And I Find It Hard To Relate With People by Fmlao: 10:05am On Aug 22, 2020
This one just wan advertise himself...
Must u be old pass ur age?
RomanceRe: Missy Techy My Cruch Forever I Wiill Marry Her (pic) by Fmlao: 7:36am On Aug 21, 2020
No good attribute

This OP just want to get this lady laid.
SIMPS everywhere
Christianity EtcRe: Wrong Books by Fmlao(op): 3:47pm On Aug 20, 2020
Kobojunkie:
Demarket? Name one book... That is all I asked you for.
Dm me and I will name more than one
Christianity EtcRe: Wrong Books by Fmlao(op): 7:17am On Aug 20, 2020
Kobojunkie:
Can you name just one book(not the bible) from the many books you have read that you would say definitively speaks truth (of God) and nothing but?
I can name few books but I don't want to demarket the author's book.
If you read some part of some books, you will see that it doesn't align with true teaching


U can dm me and I wil tell u like 10 books and the pages you can find heresy in them
Christianity EtcWrong Books by Fmlao(op): 6:58am On Aug 20, 2020
Babies are ignorant about their surrounding as they tend to put whatever they see into their mouth. Babies have died as a result of this singular act. Too many times adults have fed themselves with the wrong teachings and doctrines. They left the fundamental of the truths of the doctrine of the Word Of God and went off on something that doesn’t amount to a hill of beans.
Some teachings are poisonous. Some doesn’t make a difference how you believe on them, they are simply not essential to salvation experience and it won’t make any difference whether you believe it or not.
But too many Christian will feed on whatever except the truth, and then they lead disciples off. Months ago, I had the chance to visit a clergy’s personal library. It’s the biggest personal library I had seen with books lining from ceiling to the bottom floor of the shelf. He had masters in theology and he’s a well learned man. As a book worm, I settle to read through the ones I could lay my hands on. I requested to stay back in his house for like weeks to have a taste of those books. I could sit with the man late into the night to read and probably discuss most contents of what I had read from those books that seems religious with a lot of bible text embedded in between. I was amazed that there are a lot of heresies written by so many men of God and no one seems to challenge them because they have the name and the seeming anointing.
I realized so many religious books were written with mentality of the writer with no leading from the Spirit of God. The readers’ just digest in whatever message that is being passed without even putting it into subjection.
As I converse with the clergyman for every night in 3 weeks, he said ‘he wished he never come across some of those books as they are poison.’ Some writers are more interested in fables, unruly and vain talkers, subvert of truth, teach things that aught not (Titus 1:11).
One of those nights, I made a description of how we reduce the rats’ population in our house. We mix the poison with fine mix of food be it meat or fish, they just need to be the finest for the rats to come closer. If the poison is mix with rotten or spoilt food, the rat won’t even have a sniff.
What am I saying then? I discovered that, the Bible quotes can be quoted in ‘half’ for what so ever heresy you want it to serve. People have sunk so deeply into the depth of poisonous doctrines that it has passed down to younger generation with feeble minds.
I had no choice than to scrutinize some books. Not every book truly builds up, some tear down and shamble you. Narrow is the ‘way’ said Jesus and broad is the one that leads to damnation. Anyone that seems to make the narrow way narrower or the broad way broader is not speaking the truth of the doctrine.


What is your view on some books?
NYSCRe: 7 Realities Of Life After NYSC by Fmlao: 2:39pm On Aug 17, 2020
Yamleg:
Please after this never take loan to start a business.
Yea, NOTED SIR!

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