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Double0h7:
I wanna be like:😝😝😝

Your wish is my command. 😊😊😊

Double0h7:
How much can you spare? Can they do boob transplant surgery like they do organ transplants? I don’t want plastic, I want the real thing 🤣🤣😂😭😭😭

I will give you the real deal, ma worry.

Tested and trusted natural tiddies and e fine.

Yes, we will do boob transplant surgery.

Double0h7:
🤣🤣🤣

If only! Here you are trying to offset some load.

I can give you from mine, for real. 🤗😂

Maeve7:

Welldone Ma.

Double0h7:
I honestly feel sorry for them because I can relate with the need to improve one’s physical appearance.
I dream of the perfect pair of boobs and I don’t know if I wouldn’t have them done if I had the disposable income.

We all want something. I was in the bum queue and was late to the boobs line when god was distributing assets.

You are right actually. Indeed, we all want something. Humans are insatiable at the end of the day.

Speaking of boobs, do you mind if I send some of mine your way?

Maeve7:
Honeymoon phase is officially over.

Maeve please!! 😂😂😂

I admire the guts of women who do BBL, there are so many restrictions/rules associated with that lifestyle. I can't keep up.

Ordinary malaria meds, na my mama dey remind me to take am or I set alarm as reminder to take the drugs.

Personally, I'm always happy when women birth female children.

Congrats to the Idibias.

Sure. A million times.

Country dey burn and sleeping with people is your main concern?

This trend of posting Adultery/Fornication topics every Sunday is becoming stale by now.

Focus on other sins abeg.

EmekaBlue:
Very possible not liking it but never tasted it amazes me due to how common it is

Oh that's possible too, you'd be shocked.

Noodles might seem common to you, it might not be to others, just like cereals.

EmekaBlue:
🤔 why do I find this hard to believe?!

That's very possible actually, it's not everyone that likes noodles. My whole family eats noodles except my mother, never seen her eat it till date.

Noodles, boiled egg/suya sprinkled with yaji. I always cook noodles with garlic, the taste and smell is divine.

Nazgul:
This is pathetic. I just don’t understand why some Nigerian ladies behave like this.

This guy literally risked his life to steal indomie for them, and they couldn’t even spare a thought for his safety by visiting him in jail. What if he got shot or got bitten by dogs during the act?

It's hightime these ladies stop acting heartless and start showing some concern for indomie thieves.

Justice for the indomie thief.

What the helly, Naz. 😂😂😂😂😂

Caaz:
Hey my baby....i have been thinking Of you my abara me....my Omote kpo kpor.
I go make video calls soonest so you get to meet the oza of the uwo.
I dey missed you n do.llyjoy,but i take consolation say una dey make me proud.


My dear i nor get time to impress anybody....na the matter be that.


My sugar rush.

Thank you Mama. We miss you too.

Lol I trust you, no time to impress any gbaga.

Caaz:
Thanks i don carry ham mould blocks the money my husband gave me to get a new phone.


Investment over impression

This woman! 😂😂😂😂

Two fools. This is quite embarrassing.

GloriousGbola:
'Any man who must say, "I am the King prize", is no true king prize.'

And that's on period.

Go to the hospital to seek for medical intervention please.

Richtaiwo:
Nawa for oyibo oh. So because he worked while on leave, he has committed an offence. He also worked at night when he was supposed to be resting, how is that una problem? Is it your body?

Proof that Nigerians really need IELTS exams because comprehension is a huge challenge here.

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LINSAR:
This your comment no follow at all. I replied you because I felt you misunderstood him, and also to get your perspective as a woman.

But it’s not your fault. If God didn’t create me that way, I wouldn’t be here washing my dirty linen in public.

The reason I stated the low self esteem issue is because in 2022, you also created a thread talking about your inability to swim due to your manhood size.
https://www.nairaland.com/7135557/cant-swim-because-size-manhood

In 2025, you're still talking about it.

LINSAR:
He suggested a virgin because she might be easier to satisfy since she hasn’t received anyone before, let alone a big one.
It’s not about esteem but the ability to satisfy.

Lol and I wonder why you the Op is coming to his defense.

Anyways, nice story. You're coming up well.

Ishilove:
We shall ask the ones advising him to marry a virgin if they are virgins themselves. Virgins for virgins. Chaste for chaste. If you have polluted yourself sleeping with different women then you have no right to seek a virgin.

I know right.

My own issue with the guy is him thinking marrying a virgin automatically solves his low-self esteem. It is indeed hilarious.

DrAda:
It's terrible.

You can say that again.