₦airaland Forum

Needles and Cockroaches.

We did health screening at the office last year and I was screaming and crying when I got pierced by the needle.

I hate roaches. I won't sleep till I kill it. Yucky insect.

Realinfogeneral:
I started taking RSVP seriously since the day I got an invitation to a birthday party.
At the bottom of the invitation card, there was RSVP and a link to use but I ignored it.
On the day of the event, I dressed up and went to the venue. The security at the main gate asked me for my IV and I showed them. They allowed me enter the gate but to enter the event hall some other people had to confirm my name on a computer system. They asked for my name and then searched and searched with no results.
Many people came after me and their names were quickly found on the system. I felt so embarrassed that day because I had to stand outside there for about 20 minutes until one of the celebrant 's brother came and ask them to let me in.

I was actually invited but only the people who did RSVP got their names on the system and had seats reserved for them.

Same here. I once got invited to an exclusive birthday party and only those whose attendance was confirmed were let in.

The event planner asked for my seat number tag and I was shown my seat. They even wrote my name boldly on the souvenir gift bag given to me.

I think people need to start paying attention to these tiny details to avoid embarrassment.

Tinyemeka:
Can you share some examples?

Please find attached for your perusal.

https://www.nairaland.com/8607444/nigerian-recently-moved-uk-admits

https://www.nairaland.com/7222985/nigerian-man-jailed-uk-attacking

https://www.nairaland.com/4950328/nigerian-man-admits-killing-girlfriend

Tinyemeka:
What exact culture shock are you talking about? Care to elaborate please?

Would you the same question arise between an Igbo and Hausa relationship?

When I first saw this video early this year, I asked a Zim lady what she thought and her response was that Zim women still maintain traditional values regarding the role of women in a relationship in respecting the views and catering to the needs of a man in a relationship.

A Nigerian guy is looking for peace of mind which the UK ones seem to have found in the Zim ladies (who mostly are reserved/quiet compared to Nigerian ladies), while most of the Zim guys are rough/randy, prowling for white ladies to hook up with.

Honestly, it will be EXTREMELY difficult for a single Naija guy coming to the UK and seeing the options available, to finally settle down with a Nigerian lady. Just God's grace to be honest.

A British girl does not do billings. Instead she'll be the one spending on the guy or at least sharing expenses.

A Zim/Kenyan/Ugandan lady is naturally packed front and back and does not see sex as a transactional business like most Nigerian ladies do. Will cook and host the guy proper. All she needs is his love and attention.

Romanians (including some Polish girls) are hunting black guys to sample their bedmatic skills for free, based on stories that they've heard.

And you want a Naija guy to come and be listening to Naija girls with their sense of entitlements and loud talk?

Na wa o.

@ the bolded. But your Nigerian brothers keep killing the British women when the ladies end the relationship. Talmabout not handling rejection the right way.

IBB007:
Lol!!! Oga Mike see you see kirikiri

I'm amused by this. You really think so?

Clairvoyancy:
Toor! Make op just use am arrange Hollandia yogurt and 5k suya...

😂😂😂😂😂

You nor want make Op pay tithe ontop?

EtoroAfia:
Yes this is a sign Folake🥰

Thank you, Etoro. 😊

saintruky:
Ómóshàré mé vwó vrén vwó dó...

Ómà nàbó gàn té?

Oma me ga ré

Ké vé Oma rá?

Jagabanfromcali:
People voted for buhari ( you) is that not crazy ?

Lol I didn't vote in the last elections. I was an election observer overseeing polling units.

Onegai:
Nigerians are like turkeys, always voting for Christmas and never realizing that means they will be the main course on the menu.

Very apt, Onegai.

We need to bring back History classes to our Nigerian school curriculum because we always fail to remember that history will keep repeating itself.

WorldRichest:
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All the people that supported him will cry blood

I'm sure they're already seeing that elections have consequences.

armyofone:
I tell you, No be small thing!

I know right. This doesn't look good at all.

cococandy:
They’ll learn the really hard way

Indeed, they will.

Your signature is apt. Succinctly put.

Maeve7:
Keep shining beautiful. 🩷

Thank you so much Mama.💖

Nagode sosai.
Daalu.
Uruese kakabo.
Eshe gan.
Merci.

And all of the above.

Donald Trump Migwo!

This is crazy. It's mind boggling how many Nigerians were really championing for his return to the White House.

Maeve7:
Babygirl, I was once you and it triggers me in hindsight more than it did then. Never forget that the goal is to intimidate you so that you lower your standards to consider losers like him.

Of course, I know their end goal. It's just irking that they cannot channel such precious time in bettering their miserable lives.

Thank you for your kind words, Maeve. I'd keep this in mind.💜

Maeve7:
Aren’t you one of the guys who said these feminazis wouldn’t find anyone who would marry them? Now that they are married, you look for others to bully with marriage? Does the idea of a happy woman not serving a man threaten your fragile ego? Cry for what? Losers like you?

Lol don't mind him. Nobody talks about them so they talk about others.

GloriousGbola:
Pesin cannot troll again?

Don't you see us on the movie thread regularly drooling over different celeb chicks?

My guy wey dey carry torch for chloe Bailey and then burna started folding the babe

It's all harmless fun joking about your crush on a guy who likely never even meet you in real life.

Those guys are a bunch of jobless backward illiterates

Classic mya was fiiiiine. She still fyne. But hot damm!!!!

I didn't know you were trolling though. 😂😂

Ehen! I come dey wonder o. I mean, it's natural to have celebrity crush here and there.

Our people like majoring on minor things all the time.

Oh yes, Mya is still a hot chick.

AK481:
If you mix ceiling fan with AC , omo na heaven

You know ball.

GloriousGbola:
Kip kwaiet!

No be you dey wet ya knicker for bridgerton character?

Thoughtcrime! Pluck ya eye out!

Now where is that hot mya video?

Lmao I'm not saying Simi crushing on JCole is wrong. I'm just irked to see people dragging her because of a harmless crush, and as such, misplaced priorities.

I mean, Don Jazzy has had a crush on Rihanna since I was born.

Nigerians and misplaced priorities. Smh.

mmadu4:
The agent purposely took her there . He knows she won't like the place they do it all the time just to chop that agent fee u pay them it's business for them . Alot of Nigerians have bad minds

I hate it when they do that.

I and my friend went to do house inspection two weeks ago and the agent brought us to a trashy house. The way I talked to him, he refunded me 80% of the inspection fee I had paid him. If I wanted to unleash my full madness, he would have refunded the remaining 20%. I hate nonsense!

Despite it being a business to them, they still live miserable lives. Tsk!

Nice thread.

Maybe this is a sign for me to get more plain tees because I LOVE GRAPHIC TEES.

donself9:
i thot the educated class dem Pocohantas, cococandy & co. Have said Marriage is over rated and women have out grown

I see folake4u bragging about how she reject men 4 fun ...i laugh she believe age is very on her side, All this her aunties crying today where once like her tew, men flocking around dem they enjoyed it

e go shock you wen you cross 30 as a woman ..

I'm currently bored so I will respond to you.

You CANNOT marriage-shame me. Go and ask your fellow trolls, that gimmick doesn't work. Whether I clock 30 or crossover to 40s is none of your business.

It's obvious you're half smart since you can't figure the ladies are creating content with the video.

Please channel this trolling to getting something meaningful out of life.

Inugo?

pocohantas:
Maybe she is abroad. I doubt she has ever had to report a case to Nigerian police as a woman.
Make she ask Folake4u them wey be lawyer as e dey go for police station

Lmao she go know by that time say khaki nor be leather.

cococandy:
They saved her from being exploited

EOD.

AmazonTopaz:
Thank you so much. Amen.
It was on Monday.
I appreciate it.

You're always welcome Mama. 💜

enemyofprogress:
So the man didn't did it. She just tolded lies on top of his head. Barrister folake4u please pick up the case.

😂😂😂😂

AmazonTopaz:
🤩

Happy Birthday to you, Topaz. Have a beautiful year and may all your dreams come true in your new age. 💜💖

Samantha125:
If he was the insecured type that takes almost everything that I post literally, then HELL YEAH!!! No time to be having a headache because of someone else's son.

I think I currently blocked my parents from viewing my statuses...

@the bolded. Lol same!