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ahnie:
Sweetie blessed morning to you.
Continue making mama Proud.

Aww Good morning Ma.
Thank you so much. I will certainly!

ahnie:
Rants from an old over used suya midnight staled male shrinked newspaper.













Nonsense na person like this shrinked male overstretched midnight newspaper dey get very small **preeek**.

Fatality! Mama Zino.

Awww Congratulations baby girl! .

This is what I'd do if I ever get married.
Post pictures two weeks after the ceremony and tell people, "Ah, I'm sorry, it escaped my mind to invite you to the wedding" .

Lord knows I nor get power to dey drag man with my fellow woman.
I kukuma lazy before.

Lmao. I thought he denied and swore with his life that he wasn't married before? .

Japhet04:
hope you've applied for the next session

I haven't .
My school hasn't given us form to fill yet .

Japhet04:
Congrats, will join you next year

Same here.

pocohantas:
Always referring to the bible when it is convenient for them. He should also get ready to die in his prime like Jesus.

I just tire oh.

Jesus died between 30-35yrs, maybe he should follow suit too .

pocohantas:
The beauty of a man is his money- ego wu mma nwoke.

Even that your Jesus said it that a man who cannot provide for his own is worse than an infidel, 1 Tim 5:8. Jesus didn’t marry, neither did he look for someone’s daughter to fornicate with. Leave Jesus alone and go hustle.

It's the last sentence for me. Fatality! .

angelfallz:
You must be a beautiful lady or your sex appeal is very high, He added 70k to sweeten the deal. Anyway it is really bad for lecturers to fail students just because they refused the lecturers sex. It is very bad.

Loool

It's very bad, and sickening.

When I was in 300level, this particular course Lecturer was disturbing me. Oga failed me oh .
I went to his office with my Aunty who's also a Lecturer to plead with him, all fell on deaf ears. When we were even leaving the office, my Aunty said,"Who are the people sleeping with this ugly thing sef?".
To be honest, that man was ugly as hell.
I was really depressed that period, cos despite him failing me, he'd call me at odd hours, it was frustrating.
My family put up prayers ontop my head and I also was praying, wrote the exam again in 400level, and I had a B; he failed my friends AGAIN.

I even remember a day, when he finished teaching the new 300level students (when I was in 400level), and the class rep brought out 70k sales she made from selling his textbook to the class. She wanted to give him the money, but he told her to give me the money instead. When I went to his office to beg him again to remove the F he had given me, and also give him his 70k, Uncle said, "The 70k is yours, you know what to do". Haaa!
That man is a beast and e nor go better for am for this life.

Always a fine girl .

A situation of Patience is no longer a virtue .

Any man that wants to form "The Poor Prince" does so at his own risk.
Come as you are.

waywardpikin:
This cracked me up.

Lol but it's true na.
All the ones they've been posting are ugly as hell.

First time someone is not cooking snake in a hideous pot .

Male nurses are actually good, courteous and very professional.

litigator:
Nope! Spambot kept deleting my updates and banning me.

This is really good, Sir


Thanks for the information.

I never did this. How person go come dey write love letter

Froshloaded:
You no like am too

I like am oh

iLegendd:
I haven't read the book, but his title inspired the title of one of my books.

Nice one.

iLegendd:
You're right. I wish Trevor Noah will start acting too.

Try reading Trevor Noah's book.
Very entertaining.

iLegendd:
Sure, I enjoyed the movie. Kevin Heart made it crazy for me. I only know Kevin as a comedian — I didn't know he has lots of movies.

Nice one.

Ah I love all Kevin Hart movies. You should try watching some of them. He's a vibe and more.

iLegendd:
Someone has totally repositioned herself to devour the movie.

I don't know why I hate movies.

Oga iLegend, this your parlour lights make sense.
Na this Kain sweet life girls dey like to relax .

Think like a Man is a very interesting movie.

Kate Henshaw, beautiful woman!
Her smile is very alluring and she's ageing gracefully too .

Love her for being consistent in her fitness regime, it's not an easy feat.