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pocohantas:
Abi? I go think am well. Maria is my team member. Ntoor to all of you harassing me since.

Wahala full your body WALLAHI!

pocohantas:
We have resumed o. I am thinking if I won’t be a trophy wife like this.



What is going on here? You mean you guys have never seen someone do that?

Please I need someone on this Nairaland to agree with me. I can’t be the only one that uses salt to eat my avocado pear naaaa!

Trophy wife go fit you sha, with your fresh skin .


Please you're the only one who eats avocado pear with salt EOD .

pocohantas:
Ahnahn. Even my late grandma ate it like that. Do you know good thing than her?




I’ll be expecting, I no kuku get another work. Still surprised though. Let me take my L and move on.

Have you resumed your "Kindly find attached" work today? cos I have .

izzou:
[color=royalblue]You are alone.
Delete that thing there before I knock you [/color]

Please have you eaten avocado with salt before? cos I'm surprised much .

pocohantas:
Sorry about that. Next time plan your cooking well, because if you continue like this- no horseband for you.

What? I thought that’s the standard o. Rub a little salt on the pear and enjoy. I can’t be alone.

Yeah next time I'd plan well on time and send you hot jpegs of red steamy jollof! .
God forbid, we don't want "horseband" , na hubby we dey find .


I haven't seen where avocado is eaten with salt oh. Chim!

pocohantas:
Glad it worked out for you, babe. Don’t be scared to intensity the tatashe next time, the colour is part of the package- except you want it your way. I think I’ll buy pear and take it with salt.

Thank you Nwanne .
Lol about the colour, there wasn't light to grind the tomatoes and tatashe, so I just used that small mortar and pestle to mash the tomatoes and used dry pepper instead of tatashe cos of time, but still it came out nice except the colour, of course.


Who eats avocado pear with salt? .

Congratulations!!! May your home be blessed.

Been a longtime I posted here.
I made jollof rice using pocohantas recipe and it came out just fine, party jollof crisp and nice just the way I love it.
I served it with fried plantain and avocado pear.

Yeah. Niggar tried kissing me. Thank God I had the strength of a lion to push him aside.

mariahAngel:
Wow!

I'm so so for this union since I love love love Vanessa Mdee! Omg!
She's so so cool and vibes very well with Nigeria and Nigerian artistes.
Her swag, her vibe, her killer smile, her deep brown skin...she's so full of life! She's like mini Ciara.
Since Ice prince was dulling, Rotimi had to come through for us. Now, she's part Nigerian.

As in ehnnnnnn, I'm super excited for her.
Love her so much!!!

Oh my gosh!!!!! I didn't even know they were dating. I love both couple. Vanessa Mdee is such a beautiful artiste with a great voice.
Loved the track she did with Reekado Banks, my favourite song from her.

pocohantas:
Give the prick to your mother, she needs it more. This is not even an insult.



No mind them. Everyday their fellow men do grave things, they don’t flinch. Once woman do half- yen yen yen, everywhere

I swear, it's the audacity for me .
Annoying folks everywhere.

pocohantas:
Speaking from experience of working under men too, I will rather work with a woman. My former boss, useless alfa male. The current one is even better- at least he has his moments.

Is it men that are good with power? How do yu people handle your homes? Always looking for who will submit. Buhari is woman ba? Idi Amin, Hitler, Osama, Trump...all women. In fact, all the greatest villains in history were women.

When it is a woman, you people will start crying. Whereas most bosses are men, yet una dey submit to them steady.

I dey deal with the ones reporting to me when they fckup. If they like, they should resign, another person would enter the next second.

I agree with you Poco. I prefer working with female Bosses too, although them still get craze for head atimes but they're understanding too.
Lol the two female Bosses at my workplace pamper me well. One takes me for shopping, or weekend hangouts, the other sends money at her own will and gives me timely advice on working with men, she even introduced me to guys to hangout with.
Lol, no male boss will do that.
Currently, I'm working with one male Boss, an Ex-bank manager and boy!!!! This one dey stress my life so.

pocohantas:
Not just rich people, but happy people or anyone that looks like he or she is not struggling.



This is not even about Davido, but a trend I have observed- online and offline.

Thank you oh for this observation!

Biko nwannem, can I copy and share this post on my WhatsApp?

Fidelismaria:
Ondo state!!

Apt.

ahnie:
Shout-out to all Diarylanders....I love you all.
Poshe.stmina
crackh.aus
scho.olshoe
folake4u
ma.ma zane (glitteringstar)
re.zzy
mzr.apper
mayn.ation
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cass.yrooy

and lastly to my wonderful mi.zz ziino

Mama Zino!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much.
I feel special .

Greetings from my side to you and your family! .

remi1444:
I'm having PTSD right now reading this. My friend and I almost died trying to drag who'll eat the last ration of beans inside pot. Las las none of us eat the food at the end.

Wow, sorry about that.
At least y'all are safe now, that's all that matters.
Be careful next time.

pocohantas:
Sorry I missed this. Yes people use(d) saw dust to cook . It came into existence (maybe popular) during Abacha’s regime. Kerosene was a luxury, so lots of Nigerian families resorted to using saw dust. At first you could get it from saw mills, but when the demand for it became high- they started selling it.

We never used it in my house- things never got that bad, but we had a firewood kitchen (we still do) because my dad loves his soup cooked with firewood.

Anyway, the first time I saw it was at my aunt's place and I kept looking at it like a wonder of the world while she stuffed the sides with saw dust. I didn’t know its history, but I remember when Abacha died. It was in the evening, definitely a weekday because I am sure I went to school that day. The shout was so much that little me couldn’t understand why adults were happy a human died- let alone the head of state. To crown it all, my mum went out and bought us Goldspot. She told us to start dancing and I was convinced my mum's a witch. NEPA also miraculously restored power for the gbedu to complete. People were that happy.


It was called Abacha’s stove...

Wowwwww that's really intriguing .

Lol my parents told me about the Abacha story too and how everyone jubilated at his death. I was in my mum's womb then

you're funny sha@ your mum's part.

I understand so much now.
Thank you for explaining in depth!

I drafted my first contract agreement for a Pharmaceutical startup as a law student and got paid(even though it was meagre).

So many achievements this year. But that stood out .

I truly understand her pain. But suicide isn't an option.

pocohantas:
It will hurt your eyes more at the initial stage, that time the fire never burn enter the wood. Once it picks up, you’ll only have to deal with the hotness- not smoke. I have used them all; firewood, coal, saw dust, kerosene stove, electric cooker and gas. Out of all of them, I fear camp gas and electric cooker pass.

How gas cylinder and burner (fire) go dey together? No be explosive be that? Na one eye I dey take look people wey cylinder dey inside their kitchen. I no wan die by roasting abeg.

That firewood smoke isn't funny oh .
I like the smell of firewood but girl, I can't.

Lol I've only used gas cylinder, electric cooker and that camp gas. Them dey use saw dust cook . Wow, first time I'm hearing of this.


Hehehe gas itself na explosive. We just pray that nothing happens sha. We have both gas cylinder and burner inside kitchen for more than 10 years now, nothing happen.