₦airaland Forum

Mindlog:
You are the one, low in understanding.

The Oba said the title, iyeki general does not exist in Bini culture, that each market has their own iyeki, not under another iyeki.

Lol, he knows what he's doing.

Benin people will never accept that in their culture.

This is lovely.

Happy Independence Day to everyone.

Acidosis:
But you have never stood against our political oppressors. You don't have sense.

Acid please. 😂😂😂😂

Oh no!!!! This is quite sad and painful.

Gerrard59:
Hi,

You mentioned in your last diary post about a colleague who gifted you yellow garri from the East. Also, you complained about the quality of garri in Lagos. Is quality garri that expensive in Lagos? What do you define as a "good garri"? I ask because there is a glut of cassava and there are many cassava-to-garri factories scattered across the Southwest. So, how come garri is scarce in Lagos?

Thank you.

Hi.

I didn't say that garri is scarce in Lagos, never mentioned that please.

And yes, I complained about the quality of garri because some sellers sell adulterated food commodities down to palm oil for profit at the expense of one's health.

Double0h7:
Imagine! All the ish you have to do to accommodate them; 1) put clothes on,2) tidy the kitchen and check the bathroom is presentable (hiding undies etc) 3) start making teas and coffees and even food! Nah, if you’re going to send me to work at least give me 3/5 hours heads up.

I know right.

Lol, funny enough I like hosting people in my house but I like plans to be made first, at least 24-72hrs notice. Loooool.

Except it's urgent.

Suicideboy:
Black people generally see children as a way to propagate their lineage


So they believe if you dont have kids , you have failed in life

It's crazy actually.

Strangely enough, there are still lots of people who'd have preferred no kids but just had to bow to societal pressure.

Double0h7:
My default rule is no one but if you catch me in the right mood, on the right day, in a blessed month then I might open the door. I don’t drop in on people and I don’t like my personal space invaded without prior approval.

This does it for me too.

I like my personal space too much. Nobody will even open the gate for you in my compound sef.

MCentral:
There's levels to this ish ...Hope the standard of education matches the expensive fees.

@the bolded.

My thoughts exactly, however, there's a higher chance of the parents getting value for their money in terms of academics, networking etc.

Poor man and fvck? 5 & 6

I don't know why people think having plenty children is a flex. Spare me with the "Children are a gift from God" BS abeg.

Raising children is a BIG RESPONSIBILITY.
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Nazgul:
Never. God forbid.

I defeated Chelshit last week meaning I'm better than them...

Nazgul, Manure isn't better please.

omooba969:
You and Folake4u are now in the same WhatsApp group...lol

Man Utd lulẹ !

Chelsea lulẹ !!

We're not in the same WhatsApp group.

ManUtd is beneath Chelsea abeg.

Liverpool signed Wirtz for £150m to play only 7 league games abi?

Una too mumu. LMAO.

friday2011:
My ekuke no get favourite ooo, even me wey get am seff, I no trust am, anytime wey my wife fry fish like this, we dey make sure say the kitchen back door dey locked well, that guy too like fried fish.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And na meat dogs suppose dey like oh. E be like say your wife dey garnish am wella, the dog dey get am clear.

Manchester United.

The hatred I have for this club is unrivalled.

Useless beyond comparison!!!!!

Kalulu44:
And your Chelsea lost to fully Brighton hahaha

And??

friday2011:
Food wey b say na manage e manege am.

Oh wow! I don't know much about dogs sha.

So if e dey manage am like that, wetin him dey like to chop on a regular then?

flexyrule:
Chelsea is bad...

But you see Man UTD.... They don't deserve to be called a football team, they're a troupe of comedians.

Don't mind them, useless team. They better go and start Wheelbarrow suya business, at least they won't be static.

Kingcid:
check your position on the table first

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Nazgul:
Gooooooooooooal it's now 3-1

Abeg no talk for where Manutd de. Chie. 3-1 home loss to common Brighton.

Werey. Manure that lost to common Brentford.

Go and sit down!

Nahunger:
Kabiyesi wan run the matter, him no wan share 😁😁😁👀

Lol. You're funny though.

Nazgul:
Folake4u they are flogging Chelshit at home. Seems Chelshit is worse than Manutd this season.

Manure that doesn't deserve to be called a football club sef dey talk. This is hilarious. 😂😂😂

Maeve7:

Your secret is safe with me, Maeve.

Teespice:
Looks delish.

Now I am hungry.

My love 😘😘😘

Come and take.

friday2011:
Me wey my ekuke just download eba and draw soup, e dey under staircase dey sleep like this...big man, big problem

What is this? 😂😂😂😂😂

But isn't that food too heavy for the dog or something?

Nazgul:
Put your money where your mouth is.

I will stone you now. 😂😂

Lol.

One of them was my client and the day I met his father at the police station for a case, I was mortified. His father dressed shabbily and stank to the high heavens meanwhile he jetted out to Dubai with his girlfriend flexing life.

Nazgul:
You wan bet?

I don't bet.

prinsam30:
Don't worry game still dey

Make we dey see am nau.

Nazgul:
Match never finish o. We're definitely going to win this one as we did to Chelshit

Una go lose.

Welldone Brentford for helping me disgrace Manure United.

They're paying for their sins towards Chelsea.

GGMU MUMU club.

Cc: Nazgul.