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FalseProphet1:
So you intend to remain rude until you reach 25 no?

Yes please.

Proserpina:
Thank you Folake!

No problem at all, I'm glad you remember

Oh I did! Threw a little party this year

You're welcome dear.

Thank you. 💜

Ah ah oshey baddest! That's beautiful actually. I'm glad you had a blast.💃🤗

This might sound harsh but I still don't understand women who birth kids they can't cater for in 2025, the year of our lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.

In this case, she can take the child to his father, I guess.

I really need women to be stingy with their eggs and the choice of omelette chef otherwise you'd cry more than the baby.

Mindlog:
Despite being a mother of two children with Portable, she discusses worries about finding a suitable partner......Portable is a suitable baby daddy but not suitable to be a husband to her...
Wild!😂😂😂😂

Matters arising. 😂😂😂😂

FalseProphet1:
You sound like the regular rude Nigerian girl between the ages of 18-24. I can easily recognize that wicked tone. Don't worry I'll be waiting for you in my spiritual center when you mature.

This I have seen.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Please wait till I reach 25.

FalseProphet1:
What am telling you has nothing to do with my user name. Change that's the message I have for you. Women are like flowers, people only value you when you are blooming once you wrinkle you would be thrown away. If you play around with your blooming years you'll be lonely in your wrinkled years. This is the way of the universe.

This I have seen.

Well, your moniker is a reflection of you.

Save that message for the women in your life please.

Gerrard59:
Thanks for the correction. I used old data as I checked and realised that I was wrong.

Such men are inconsiderate. A man who does not want to give head should not request the same.

Glad to see you admitting your error. You're welcome.

Yeah they're very inconsiderate. They complain of "smelly pussy" whereas some of them are terrible with hygiene and don't wash their b@lls. So hypocritical.

FalseProphet1:
I see you in Shiloh looking for husband 10 years from now if you don't change your ways.

This I have seen.

You're a false prophet so your words are like ashes gone with the wind.

GloriousGbola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnGE5NYOK4M?si=ElyL-dTbMoPfs1O7

Smh

No romance without finance.

Gerrard59:
Most men experience their first sexual encounters with sex workers. The picture there cannot work. Now, I see where the problem comes from. Also, some men believe it's traditionally odd for them to give head.

Most men? Are you speaking from experience or what? Where are the facts and figures to back this claim?

Yeah, they believe it's traditionally odd for them to give head but they want their b@lls suçkéd. How convenient.

Gerrard59:
Riding requires a specific body type to function optimally. The reality is that: both genders aren't physically fit to satisfy themselves. There's also the cultural perception that prevents women, whether as wives or girlfriends, from sexually expressing themselves while on bed.

Lol and what body type is that?

Well, physical fitness is important, I'd add flexibility too.

Yeah, the average Nigerian man would label a sexually expressive woman a sl_t.

Toh.

I kuku be number 1.

Team "Baby,have you sent the money?"

Marilyn Monroe said Diamonds 💎 are a girl's best friend.

Twoclans:
Absolutely.

If you understand your body as a woman even a flassid penis will give you satisfaction,except of course the gang of ladies that like harder harder.I cannot speak to that.

Right.

Stimulating the clitoris with a flassid penís can do wonders.

Lol I think pain and pleasure go together.

cococandy:
Like some guys think female pleasure is a taboo.

In the year of our lord 2025

I know right!!

A lot of women haven't experienced orgasm in this big 2025.

GloriousGbola:
So instead of communicating with your partner and teaching him and showing him what he is doing wrong, you would rather turn sex into another realm of red pill vs feminazi

Got it.

What if he doesn't want to learn? Some of these men let ego get in the way.

Oh no!!! This is quite disheartening.

Twoclans:
Do I want to respond to this ? Hmmmmm oh well let me pen down my opinion.

As a woman if you are lucky to have a sexual partner that is skilled at guiding you to orgasm.You are one of the few God has blessed with a good man .Keep him.

As a woman if your sexual partner is part of the kpokripo gang that don't have a clue on what to do for example those ones up in the comments session writing about wideness.Then you need to learn the skill of using a penis to achieve orgasm.Learn to be on top and ride him only for your satisfaction.Once you achieve orgasm come down and dont allow him touch you again.Nothing frustrates a man like when you achieve orgasm and his dick is still hard.

You see this life you need to be self centered at times.

I also think lots of women should learn how to ride for unlimited satisfaction.

DeLaRue:
There could be some truth in what the lady said.
Only women would know anyway.

From the way many men talk on Nairaland, it's mostly about how many rounds, how hard and fast a man can go etc That is not the right approach.

If you know what you're doing your lady will usually be 'satisfied' within 20 mins and she will get to such heights that she'll probably doze off or just relax, smiling, and quiet and barely have strength to even talk.

Unfortunately most men seem to focus on doing it 4 or 5 times, even if the woman doesn't come a single time.

I think a lot of people learn and practice what they see in porn, but that doesn't work for many women.

Thank you.


Really, it is not by thrusts alone and unfortunately, they learn about sex from porn.

Many of them are also terrible at romance.

Proserpina:
But why?

No let food choke me

Happy Belated Birthday, Pina.

Sorry it's coming late, as I saw your moniker, I come remember.

I hope you had a 10/10 birthday because you're a 10.

GloriousGbola:
Folake4u comman see sonthin!!

Na wa.😂😂😂

Apcnewrecruit:
You say your grandma na winch, U strangled her and went to lay with her! You're sex starved and should be given life improvement

You mean life imprisonment right?

But even if the above is what you mean, then No. He deserves a death sentence instead.

joseph1832:
I'm sure you know what happens to ice when it melts, and hey, Buda bottom, I know you both know what is used to fill a bathtub. So, have a great day ladies. 👍

Have a great day, Joe.

pocohantas:
Did they sit? For how long were they with you ladies? I would be traumarised for life.

Oh, I misread that post.
It didn't give enough perspective at first.
😩😩😩😩😩😩

They sat with us throughout the night. I have never frequented the restroom in a whole night like that day. They came to the house another night and thankfully, I slept in my friend's hostel that day. The girls were thankful I wasn't home the second time because I was traumatized the first time. I left the house that same day of the second robbery.

My parents were shocked I didn't inform them of the first robbery incident until they found out about the second one from my uncle.

Oh okay then. My body reacts violently to shock.

SQLmastar:
You mean the women in his family.
I don't see any corporate logo or setup here.
I don't see any "customer service" theme here.
I don't see any offices.

Dude just took a family photoshoot

Yeah whether they're his wife and sisters, it is immaterial. My comment focuses on the beauty of the women.

Besides, family is also a team. Teamwork exists in families, no?

pocohantas:
What?? What were they doing till morning?

So sorry you have to go through that.

There was vigilante patrolling the area that night and they could not leave immediately.

Na why I dey LOL when I mentioned that my body reacts badly to fire alarm and you said otherwise.