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Nazgul:
The referee is just sharing card anyhow.

E just dey share yellow card upandan like biscuits. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nazgul:
Puff puff would make you fat because of the oil in it. Take fruits instead. Have a full bottle of groundnut on standby then buy cucumber or bananas as snacks to eat with it. That's what I do.

I won't leave you alone. I must drag you like tiger Gen.

I'm craving oily food today, na why I buy am.
I usually take fruits.

I feel depressed after watching this game.

Kimo21:
You better prepare your mind for it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nazgul:
Eyah, drink garri and chilled water, you go de alright.

God doesn't answer this kind of prayer. Cos the sword of victory has been handed to Manutd.

I don't drink garri. I just dey chop puff-puff for here cos the pain and anger in me right now.


Leave me alone, Naz.

GloriousGbola:
After all the warning your seniors have given you

You will nefa have horseband

Instead of you to respect us alfa penis wielders and buy small TV, you dey buy 80 inch TV

What's a man with 32 inches to do

Submit that TV to me and I will give you this. Go forth and sin no more.

Make the horseband park for one corner abeg.

Nazgul:
Eyah. Mods or spam bot. That nonsense bot should be uninstalled permanently from Nairaland database.

More tears in the second half. You must cry today. 😜

I dislike that spambot. Everything's just making me upset right now, match and spambot.

God please I can't lose to ManUtd.

femi4:
women n tissue

Sorry. 😂😂😂😂

Angelfrost:
Red card for Casemiro.

Game don balance...!

2nd half should be very interesting.

Yessssss. Ogbono for Ogbono!!!!!!!!

Nazgul:
Gooooooooooooal.

Casemiro makes it 2-0

Folake4u come and see o. We're burying Chelsea today.

I got banned by the mods but that second goal pain me.

I knelt down on the floor and almost wept bitterly.

Thankfully Casemiro is OUT!!!!

Nazgul:
Yes o. And he's going to bury Chelsea today.

Come my house make we watch am together I wan yab you cos I know that we're winning this game.

That goal is supposed to be an offside.

I'm so pissed off.

Nazgul:
No be mistake biko. He almost killed mbumeo. I just hope our player is alright.

Mbuemo is quite alright. He's a dangerous player himself, Naz.

They should have put Tosin from the get go!!!!!


Chelsea behave today. Let my enemies not laugh at me.

Nazgul:
Chelsea goal keeper has been red carded. A well deserved red can for an attempted murder tackle.

Na mistake abeg.


Jakkwkmtmekwkkekmdkzoiskwkwmmsmd

Them don give this one red card now now.

Fill the characters Seun.

amidel:
Michael Jackson is the most famous.

There's no celebrity dead or alive who will/can touch MJ's level.

Spot on!

My mama nor know Beyonce.

Nazgul:
Shey bayern flog you last night. No UCL second round for you. Even Europa sef una no go see.

Sharrap. We're still World Champions.

Your club has fallen to oblivion.

Maeve7:
It comes out. That’s why you need to clean your ears with water using your fingers. The inner ear should be a no go area. I’m not a doctor, just repeating what my doctor has told me.

Hmmm, I see. Thank you for the clarification, Maeve.

Happy weekend to you and yours.

Sulele04:
Lmaoo chill.

Just try it you will be pleasantly surprised, the efo is added to the indomie at the stir fry point, it slaps like mad.

Wow, if na green peas, carrots and cucumbers, ehen I'd understand. Efo??!! I don't know if I can try that though.

Konquest:
Thank you Folake.

Ciao.

You're welcome Sir.

Karleb:
What the hell!

It's tasty.

Sulele04:
Egusi & rice is real ball, even bread & egusi too.

Indomie & efo(vegetable) combo too, unreal.

@ the bolded, you know what's up.

Although I don't know about bread and egusi oh. My hand nor dey there.

Noodles and efo ke? Are you a serial killer?

Egusi soup and rice isn't weird actually. I enjoy it.

I eat black soup with rice, yam and eba. Love it!

Bread and coconut is another combo I like.

GloriousGbola:
Buy this from miniso

They have a pack and they also have a single long one

I find these far more effective

3500 or thereabouts. Much more cost effective in the long run

Preferred option by asians

Lemme mess with your evening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDc8HCb-oUs?si=The-upTSXIreYixJ

Oh thank you very much, G.G.
Never seen or heard of this extractor before.

I ain't watching that video if it's gross.

Konquest:
@Folake, I just logged in and saw your mentions along with others.

@Bolded
Okay then, you're such a "cheeky" woman. Lol

Indeed, anything can happen down the road if the "celestial forces" fall on you, and... BOOM!... you'll get listed in a mad cool category of the Guinness Book of World Records leading to world-wide recognition for you.

By the way, I had a good laugh when I saw the videos of the Lagos-based young man who twerked his "masculine backside" [in January 2024 for a whole 3 hours 30 minutes] right into the "Guinness Book of World Records." What I admire though is the "mental power" associated with doing that twerking for 3 hours 30 minutes. I personally do NOT have the patience for even 10 minutes of twerking my own backside.


Whoa! I enjoyed reading your feedbacks here and wish you a fun-filled, great weekend ahead.

Ciao.

It's not bad to be a cheeky woman though.

To be a Guinness Record Holder is not an easy feat (in any category), however, I'm not interested in it for myself.

Twerking isnt all that easy so he tried actually.

Have a lovely week ahead too, Sir.

Maeve7:
Ear cotton buds should not be inserted into the ears. They push more dirt inside and can seriously injure the ear. My doctor advised me to clean my ears under the shower with water after I have caused myself an infection with cotton buds.

Oh wow, that's another angle.

But then again, how will the buildup of the ear wax come out?

Achor1111:
Current super falcons win beat current Manchester United

You didn't lie.

Cc: Nazgul It's not too late to leave that disgraceful club.