₦airaland Forum

Konquest:
Blow the tenor sax when the day comes so we can demolish all the "orisirisi" you have in store.

I see how important birthdays are to you females because you are very social, but to us men, we just see birthdays like any other day. Left to me, I wouldn't even bother about it. Although I'm a fun-loving man. It's just the logistics of prepping for such annual celebratory rituals that I find repelling.

Hahahaha no wahala.

Men still celebrate birthdays oh.

Konquest:
Ha! 45 or 54? For a Gen Z?... NOW you have thrown us off the trail. It means you don't want to celebrate this incoming birthday week with us niyen.

You are indeed a naughty lawyer.

I want to celebrate the incoming birthday with y'all.

Hahaha 😂 I have been told severally.

Konquest:
That's brilliant.

Oh, how nice. When you become a national asset, we just might declare your DOB a national holiday. How old are you gonna be this week? "62?" "72?" "82?" "92?" Decode... Don't tell me women are not supposed to tell.

Both applies. "One is STRONGER than the other." See the coded lingo Folake used to dodge the Q&A. Lol

Hahahaha 🤣🤣 can't wait to be a National asset then.

I'm going to be 45 this week. Insha Allah.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Konquest:
Aha Flakky, you were STROLLING by the thread. You and your choice of words... lol

I hope you're enjoying your weekend so far leading right up to the October 1 holiday when you will have the time to further hug you pillows and sleep off till after 12 noon.

By the way, you have a new Edo Governor-elect. Am I correct to say that state is where you hail from or are you just resident there?

Congrats to you all anyway.

😂😂😂😂It's the Gen Z in me.

Oh yessss! I'm enjoying my weekend and looking forward to Oct 1st. This is my birthday week and should be declared a National holiday.

Lol both applies here, although one is stronger than the other. Let's leave it that way.

Konquest:
DJ Folake4u, my first intuition on seeing this headline on the NL Frontpage is that you would make a "fierce" presence here. I can CLEARLY see your strong digital footprints and advocacy on this thread. *Smirk*

Nice one though as long as it's use is not absolute but complementary... "All objections overuled."

Ahhhhhh! I was strolling by this thread and didn't want to comment until I saw someone defaming Gen Z yet again, I was forced to correct that wrong impression.

Yeah. The ones I know who use it affirm it's for complementary purpose.

But even the ones using it absolutely, it's their choice nau. They didn't kill anybody though.

GloriousGbola:
i see you also fear one eyed pythons

Lol. I don't like snakes at all.

GloriousGbola:
so you are scared of angry cocks?

I'm not a fan of animals at all.

I can't kill chicken. Infact I run away when it comes close to me.

kkins25:
I won't buy Love Machine sha. It will not pass the vibrator. it should complement, not replace.

Lol. No yawa.

Vibrator is a really superb technology though. As for that, yeah it should complement not replace. I was trying to disprove that dude that said people buying intimacy gadgets are nymphs, when in fact that isn't true.

IamtheTruth1:
No normal oriented man will walk into a store to get a vibrator or Love Machine for his wife. That is a simp move.

And I still repeat it only a Nymph uses a vibratory or Love Machine.

Are you in the 90s or something? There are men buying dîldós/vibrators for their partners to spice up their sexual life. Dey play! Go outside and touch grass!

And using the word "simp" doesn't make sense here. Abeg swerve!

IamtheTruth1:
Only a Nymph will get a Love Machine... unfortunately, 90% of these GenZ are. All they think of sex, drugs...

“

From time to time, I get nice feedback. Some of those who patronise us are married, some are single, some divorced, some have spouses outside the country, some of our clients are women and some are men. Their maximum pleasure is our goal,”

According to this article, you can see that married people, including men patronise intimacy gadgets sellers. And no, you don't need to be a nymph before you use an intimacy gadget.

Where did you see them mentioning Gen Z? Give it a rest please with the blaming, it is getting stale.

Simeonjoe1:
Palmer. I'm sorry I doubted you even though that was a long time ago

You get mind oh.

Newstory1:
It sounds intelligent but it's a shallow question.

"The glory of the children are their fathers"

It's an advantage to have a good father but if you have a runaway or useless father, it'll affect you.

VDM is who he is because of his father's absence when he was growing up.

Apt.

Omoluabi16:
Very annoying something! Price more than doubled, size reduced too.

Quality has reduced too.

GloriousGbola:
Oya when last did you chop cheeseballs?

Omgggggg I just realized I haven't eaten this in a long time.😔

Omoluabi16:
Snickers..

Lmao!

DeeScan:
All these back and forth when we have a lawyer in the house, albeit a rookie one but she can still make do , I guess 🥴🥴


Aunty folake4u .. come and help us understand this situation nah..

@ the bolded. Lol, you that is not a rookie lawyer, why can't you understand this situation? What is your achievement so far in life asides trolling females on Nairaland?

Nigeria is hard enough, go hustle please.

GloriousGbola:
Folake4u at least you guys finally have a good looking gomina.

Even if he is allegedly illiterate

😂😂😂

They said he has Ph.D. Which one Una want make I believe?

If na Nigerian or African woman, this thread for reach 30 pages.

GloriousGbola:
you forgot to add EFCC
shuaibu likely knows where the bodies are buried

Shaibu will come back to take his own pound of flesh.

descarado:
Erm, not a fan of pastries generally, bread included

Oh wowwww.

God was in a really good mood when he created pastries or gave man the ability to make it.

joseph1832:
Oh I'll love to show you, how menacing I can be.

Smh bye bye.

joseph1832:
Are you sure?

Lemme place a little block of ice on your navel or your... Let's see if you'll say "stop etttt". Lol.

Ah you're a menace, Joseph.

descarado:
Whyyyyyyyyy?

I love pap.

Especially with beans.
I can eat akara like that and I am OK.

You see me and bread, we are not friends at all.

I don't like pap at all.

I eat akara alone or with bread. Not with pap and certainly not with garri.

Why don't you like bread though?

Judolisco:
why will u employ a child as a help?

Likeeeeee!!!!!!

Anybody employing a child as house help is wicked.