₦airaland Forum

Proserpina:
That's Cray Cray

Sharp!

shortgun:
My friend obviously....he's in a life threatening situation.
Giving birth is a natural process that shouldn't be life threatening with all things equal. Even if things go south in the labour room, my contribution will be almost zero.

El O El.

Studying in UK doesn't seem attractive anymore.

Two of my friends got admission but the POF, visa and everything choked them and they had to abandon it.

However, people will still Japa. Lol.

Farfalla:
Understood.

Yes please.

Farfalla:
I'm telling you.
Has she ever mentioned to you that she likes slapping men's buttöcks, despite the fact that I've warned her to stay away from men?

I've abstained from men nau. But if I ever have a man, I will touch his bum. Non-negotiable.

Klass99:
Yeah, something new of no value at all. But mehn I had a good laugh from reading that post so it had value for me in a different way.

All in all, I'm glad I made you laugh.

GloriousGbola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oeoQ0RbTd0?si=2b6uY9ykCmHyNsf5

Folake4u, your ministry of self service is growing

What a song! 😂😂😂

Klass99:
You are a very silly girl but consider me educated I had no idea.

But you have learnt something new today, courtesy the naughty girl.

Farfalla:
***Jots down crucial points on notebook.

Lmao. Farfalla please. 😂😂😂😂

Crazy that it's even her fellow medical personnel that attempted gang rape. Really crazy.

She is brave and I hope she's keeping safe wherever she is.

Konquest:
I know baby lawyer... just teasing you.
Ah! let me tune in online as well.

Ciao.

Lol. Wahala for baby lawyer.

Konquest:
That's insightful. Right... So, since you say the word has been in existence "since" as a colloquial term... you should know that must have come into effect more recently in the 2000s or 2010s. But I've never heard of it used that way... It's pretty cool though.

You aren't afraid of those two bodies? Okay, maybe you have "big Gods" up there in the NJC and LPDC. lol.

By the way, a family lawyer by the name of Olumide Omosebi should be on air by now. If you are interested in his 2-hour radio program "Relationship 360" from 7am to 9am Nigerian time on the hugely popular NigeriaInfo 99.3 FM radio station which is located on Victoria Island, Lagos, then you can tune in right now on your mobile phone or radio. I used to listen to it a lot on their mobile app during the COVID lockdowns but I'll tune in right now via their online app. A lot of Diasporans listen to the program as well which shows the good quality of the program.

Talk to you later.

Ciao.

Yeah, the colloquial term has been used for a while now. That's true sef, you're Gen X so it is understandable.

Loool. I don't have "big god's" there. I'm just saying I didn't do anything that would warrant me appearing before the two bodies.

Oh yeah. I'm currently listening on my phone too. To be honest, Narcissists are a no no for me. Can't deal.

Konquest:
@Folake,

Oh wow! "DJing"... That's a new one for me.

It's getting really "hot" in here. lol.

The NJC and LPDC will have to get involved in this. *Smirk*

Loool that word has been in existence since. I'm surprised you're just knowing. It is even in the Urban Dictionary.

Hahahaha I nor dey fear NJC and LPDC.

GloriousGbola:


I used to believe all this crap you chicks on nl cap about fair boys and fear for my pikins. Both my boys are fair.

But for whatever reason they are both chick magnets.

Goes to show you can't believe what you read on the net.

Lmao. Of course, girls would be attracted to them if they're light skinned. There's no need for you to panic at all.

It's about preference actually.

GloriousGbola:
Gameless weak arse man

I really like ya bobby

You can kiss me now

_{Abeg no vex if I am mocking a traumatic experience}

Let me add Timbalands to complete the picture

Lol funny enough, it wasn't a traumatic experience. I was amused and disgusted at his behaviour.

Na fair boy. I should have known. Kai.

He put his hands on my thighs on the first outing and in his tipsy voice said, "I really like your body". Said it like three times or more and wanted to steal an unwanted kiss.

mightyhaze:
6 inch blind 900 here.. but I guess hollows are cheaper..

But wetin una dey use all these info do? Report? Study ? Or just boredom?

@ the bolded. This is a good thread actually for one to know current market price in accordance to economic realities.

GloriousGbola:
Thanks to the foolish man, all Nigerian police officers will be watched and monitored closely going forward as being domestic violence friendly.

Also there will be strict instructions that they only communicate in English. And there will be immediate reviews of any non English communications.

Rest assured that all UK police of Nigerian origin are now under a searchlight.

The met police are undoubtedly reading this and other threads, seeing the casual attitudes towards domestic violence, and planning on vetting of all Nigerian police officers.

It will now likely be much harder for Nigerians to get hired as police.

Another own goal by foolish Nigerians thinking they are smarter than dumb white men.

This!!!

So much for "logical" Nigerian men.

God have mercy!

DeeScan:
so for folake4u ........


I could re-call back the ln when she said she is into older males ..


Hmmm ... Well the writings on the wall are now clear

Na under age males I suppose follow before?

Arindin!

Softmirror:
The man is truely weak like most Nigerian men. And those other men sleeping with his wife are just being like most Nigerian men. They love sleeping with each other's wives. And na dem go dey shout DNA, DNA, DNA like ambulance.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This early morning vawulence.😂😂😂😂😂

GloriousGbola:
Naz is like. They have come again. In this Tinubu economy. They will buy vibrator for over 100k.use n1200 per litre petrol to charge it,when all that is required is a nice n900 CR dinner to charge the battery and your man will ride you and grind you for free.

For tallesty - these silly women and their nonsense emancipation rubbish. Because someone told them they should never be under a man in any circumstances - even in the ozaroom. Oversabi third wave Feminazi. Modern men have no problem with you riding us - you will get there faster, after all

You will not replace us

Lmaooooooooo you know them so well.

Proserpina:
Naz and Tall are giving me bombastic side eye already...

Please what do men want self


Lol @Pick me... On Nl? Okay I dey come

Toh! You don see am now oh. Those two men fit drag you till thy kingdom come.

Hahaha oh well. They want a God fearing Sister Mary with Nicki Minaj vibes and Cardi B body.

GloriousGbola:


A finger can never replace a glorious gbola

Oops. I didn't realize flakky had already posted her sfw born homework

Lol.

Nothing beats a glorious gbola, I agree wholeheartedly.

Nor be only homework.

Proserpina:
Na to go buy Gen Z dictionary remain now

Make una dey up-to-date with trends. 😂😂

Proserpina:
It's not right!!!

It's an abomination!

Any man that does that has lost his manhood!!

Aaaagbedo! ka maa ri!!!

Only simps does that! That's why as a male you must marry as a foetus so you do not at any point in life do a "woman's duty" !

Pina please. 😂😂😂😂

Some won't understand sarcasm and label you "pick me".

Proserpina:
Sir Glorious ibi te ro lo yii far o

I was shaking my head for Folake. That child haff spoil finish

Ahhhhhh. I nor spoil oh.

Nobody holy pass me.

Proserpina:
Dj-ing

Hmmmmmmm it's concealing Sha . Lol poor me would have thought the real Disk jockey definition if it pops in a conversation .

These days the best is to ask if people really mean what they say or there's an hidden definition somewhere

Lol I know right. 😂😂😂😂

I have convos with my friends and we could just be using these slangs, a listener might just assume we're talking about it in its literal state, not knowing it has another meaning.