₦airaland Forum

faorex:
Lol... typical mindset of every Nigerian architect...

nobody wants to take up the jobs in the ministry and that is why the town planners believe they are superior to us, because we've neglected our job at the ministry of housing and every one wants to Freelance..

But we still have our people in the ministry, perhaps working with government can be good for architects because you'll still have your time to work on your own, but government don't even care about employment after all.

So what do we do?
Sit back and starve to death as graduates?

OP... you really made my day, I'm a HND holder in architecture can't forget how B.Sc students of architecture from some schools call me to help with their design and rendering... Honestly, architecture is far more beyond certificate, it is the will to learn things by yourself!

Having a better certificate doesn't guarantee your success in that field.

Like what my mentor in architecture once told me, he said don't learn architecture as a professional course alone learn the business of architecture.

below are works designed, modelled and rendered by me.

Once you can take up being a freelance in architecture, believe me you can take job from M.Sc. holder.

Vehicles that would be released before 6.30pm today.... mtchew.... is it not Nigeria?

meanwhile, I have finally found out the whereabout of the Jamb snake, I've called Lalasticlala to come and take it with him... He loves snake.

Who's Cee C?
Is that the snake that swallowed Jamb 36million?

If the answer is yes, then I will say yes to a date.

If otherwise, then it's otherwise.

Everyday for the thief... just a day for the owner!

My heart wept over and over seeing children of under 7 years of age voting tirelessly in the far north for the just concluded election (Chairmen ans Councillors)

The question is... who merged us and these miscreants?

They are living 1605 in this 21st century.
It saddens me; to say the least.

I think we got it all wrong by the beginning of time. 1914 - was when the greatest mistake ever was made.

This is no hate speech but the pain that radiates from within.

#inec #election #voting #underagedvoters

007author:
Good job Ambode. I hate religion

Be an aethist if that's ur stand.... but don't be an enemy to religion, you'll destroy yourself.

How long would this incessant killings last for?
I'm sick of reading this here, like I'm tired!

At least the IPOBs never did close to this when they were declared terrorists sect.

Why are these terrorists so protected.

Let's talk...
There's impunity, nepotism and political mediocrity in the land.

God save us from these people.

*Modified*

Buhari should be tried in ICC

Here are seven things that happen to your boobs during sex.

1. They Become More Sensitive
Once that arousal starts to kick in, because your breasts are an erogenous zone on the body, they immediately become more sensitive to the touch. I'm not just talking about the nipples, but the areola, too, and the breasts as a whole. It's like goosebump city up there.

2. They Get Bigger
The body goes through four distinct phases during sexual intercourse : excitement, plateau, orgasm, and resolution. It’s during the plateau phase that the body sort of expands and swells, in anticipation of an orgasm. While your vagina expands about two-thirds its usual size during this phase, your boobs also get bigger ― up to 20 to 25 percent bigger to be exact.

3. The Areola Swells
Not only do your boobs increase in size, but so do your areola during sex . This is a combination of the breasts becoming engorged with blood which results in the size change. Sometimes an areola can swell so much that it can look like the nipples are no longer erect ― which isn’t the case. As long as you’re aroused, those nipples are staying that way.
4. They Release ‘Scented Sweat’
Well, to be more specific, it’s the apocrine glands in the areola that are releasing pheromones (that "scented sweat". While you may not be able to actually smell it on a conscious level, both you and your partner will be able to detect it, not even realize it, and you’ll become even more sexually attracted to each other.

5. They Tell Your Brain To Release Oxytocin
When the breasts are fondled, by hand or mouth, the
stimulation of the nipples send a memo to the brain telling it that it's time to release oxytocin. Oxytocin is also known as the love hormone, because it makes people feel all lovey-dovey, and is a major component in creating an emotional bond during sex.

6. They Can Aid In Achieving An Orgasm
According to a Rutgers University study, there’s a neurological link between nipple and clit stimulation . What this means is if you’re struggling to orgasm, stimulating both areas can help in achieving climax. In fact, there are some women who can come from nipple stimulation alone. I know! It's not fair AT ALL, but good for them!

7. They Change In Color
The combination of estrogen rushing through the body and stimulation of the blood vessels leads to a pink rash that shows up both underneath the breasts , as well as on the sides of them. This pink color can also spread to the upper stomach and neck. Also, shortly before this, the breasts can appear ― ever so slightly ― tinted blue as veins in the breast become more visible thanks to vasocongestion.

Of course, after sex, they go back to being your awesome every day boobs, but just like the rest of your body, they definitely enjoyed the ride.

https://www.bustle.com/articles/115251-this-is-what-happens-to-your-boobs-during-sex

rides for the bigger boys!
No offense for me to have at least 4 outta these super beasts, cruising neighbourhood would be more fun.
God please borrow me #20 billion from my future money.

Strict Advice to the Applicants

Only passport that depicts you as a cow will be allowed!
If you're not from North do not apply.

Commissioning this as international market in 21st Century?.... Buhari is indeed analogue!

How is this plot to remove Buhari?
Rather topic should be "Move to remove Buhari gets thicken"

Don't you know what plots means?

The dullard must be sent packing 2019.

If I have to regret anything in my entire life, it must be voting and believing in Buhari, later did I know I was playing with fire!

CHANGE THE CHANGE.

See what money can do!

My whips in another man's garage.

Again?

When is this slow poke going to curtail his kinsmen?

This is not good, I mean not good at all!

Buying fuel in an unrecognised filling station is like buying food from mama put; you can't compare the meal there to a meal from KFC!

But in Nigeria case... you buy fuel wherever you see ni o. If not you are on your own!

BUHARI I HAIL THEE!

Strikethem:
I am privileged to save more than 100k during my nysc in rivers state. I saved that I was able to buy a laptop for myself, though not new one but London use for around 63k. I also got home with almost 60k. My ppa was close to my house a little bit. So I take the stress to walk to the ppa daily and mind you, .y ppa not paying me.

But that must be at least 3 years ago?

Dem gang... money is good, very good!

God should just test me #10 billion only, I want see if I have sense, I want to see my true colour!

She has finally slay her sense away...

May God forgive you and dash you sense, even if you don't deserve it.

gloria34:
I am not serving but I receive almost same amount. i am able to save 7k monthly, subscribe 1200 monthly, transport 100 daily and still feed. its not easy but u have to push urself

Definitely...

Kudos!

I'm a serving Corp member right now... The reality must be said.
I save 10k every month but believe me, its not part of the nysc allowee, how can you survive on 660 daily?
Won't you eat, board bike, take taxi, pay some dues, recharge, data? These are just the simple things that take the money away... imagine if you have to take some orijin by the weekend?

I only save 10k being paid by my ppa believe me, some months I spend both allowee!

At least a drop is #50 X2 a day = #100
At least feeding for a day = #400
Data and airtime for a day = #150

So you have #10 left every day?
Won't you do some laundry?
Send airtime to your........ and maybe family and friends?
Church nko?
CDS projects nko?

Kudos to you if you can save anything from NYSC allowee!

And treasury looters, any penalty for them? No, I doubt that!

Bunch of hypocrites....
The enactment is good however, but they won't make any law that will have effect on them!

Why are laws been made?
To ensure that the higher class citizens have peace of mind enjoying their loots.

You have your money? Then you buy the judge.
Laws are always made to control only the poor!

So that the poor can't kidnap the rich, so that the poor can't rob the rich....

These idiots are bunch of scumbag.

I'm peace loving citizen however but the truth must be said...
Don't bother quoting me cuz I may not reply.

Prophet Aderibigbe's prophecy?

Let them have a taste of what the masses enjoy!

Most Nigeria roads are traps, God save us.

MissEdified:
The simulation of the proposed flyover and pedestrian bridges at Pen Cinema, Agege


http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/01/photos-model-of-proposed-flyover-and.html

Nice development!

The rendered model is too weak to be displayed to the public... The modeller and renderer should have used combination of packages to make it look more realistic... maybe sketchup, lumion and photoshop combination would have killed the rendering.

I'm not trying to condemn the work though...

Itesiwaju Eko

muller101:
Pls don't download. I just did. It's wack as usual

Bad belle

Another dope track!

Khd95:
u people are so quick to mention poverty

This trash can't thrive in naija yet..no good roads Dando drivers and okada riders are factors that should be considered


What economic importance does it have to u

Spare parts are not readily available once it has little damage na to ship am dey go abroad be that..stupid thing

I get you quite alright, but why do we have to sum up everything on economy?

I can hear you saying road, is that a conventional car to you? It's a race car for goodness sake. The car will never lose its value no matter what cuz it'll be listed for auctioning in years or even months to come.

In case of spare parts, someone that can afford a race car of $7.5m, that shouldn't be an issue.

Khd95:
2.8b for this rubber toy that will fold if ordinary okada climb am

Even if I have the money I will not buy it sef...else the thunder wey go strike me dey sweep balogun market with short broom


Habba

Poverty is a bitch!
Thoughts and ways of life are affected.

Wish the post will be posted on FP where more nairalanders(dieticians) can actually help me out.

I will be 26years old January and yet most people see me as 22 years old, though I'm healthy, have average height for men 1.72 but not as fleshy as I ought to be. Please what type of food do I eat or run from.

I felt so embarrassed when my girlfriend's brother of 20 years rapport with me as if we are peers before he realized who I am and how old I could be to date his sister. "First time we met though"

This is actually for me not for a friend.

Flexherbal:
Beans and dodo are best eaten together.
True talk, my brother.

You get it right this time.

God has finally dash you sense!

My love for the Wo crooner no be here... The YBNL nation boss... you nailed this for them jo.

Bleep haters
Baba iya anybody.

A fool at 40 they say is a fool forever, but a fool at 80 is a fool even in afterlife.

But I think I've actually heard and seen too many weird news here on earth, what more do I need to hear or see?

This is a strange world

Ears and eyes for sale.