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calcal:
ASHE ASHE ASHE

ASHE INA NI INA FIN JO, ASE ORUN NI ORUN FIN RAN, OLUGBOHUN KO MA GBAHUN TEMILONI, NI TO RI WE PE, BI A BA PE OKU NI POPO, ALEYE NI MA DAHUN. MO WE BE K O SE BE.

AJOGUN BA LOWO BABA MI NI.

Haaa Jesus na wa ooo

NwaNimo1:
Good news...

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Han han naaa do not wish your fellow human being death

Makavelli25:
Well I have seen this before
Something similar happened to me then was in secondary School
My very good friend died and we buried him.
Few months later the path we both normally take when going home I met him on the way, first I was shocked but I summoned courage and strength, suddenly he started walking up to me
I shouted his name and he said smiled
Damn I was happy I told him he was dead he stayed it's a lie that he only travelled to his hometown I Even told him I will show him his grave and he agreed

Well as we were going home there is this small bridge on the same path as we neared the bridge he suddenly ran to the other side then he waited and started calling me to come

But something held me back that I shouldn't cross that bridge, I said no
He begged me, I said no
Then suddenly he disappeared
He frucking disappeared


This is no dream of
He disappeared


I ran home

Didn't use that path till Left secondary school

It because you guys were close then. Thank God you didn't answer.

Mastakija:
instead make she gift am more textbooks and calculator... Make d child head dey gba for book

The one you read what have you achieve with it in this country called Nigeria? See the most brilliant guy in my class then, the last time I check he has not achieve anything while the dullard in my class then are making it big time. See it is not by power but by might. I pray we not labour in vain. I will make sure my son go through all schools and at the same time he must have hand work cos Nigeria is something else

Bornsinner7:
This is super story

The trend now is my girlfriend is the cause of my problem.. WTF!! do you know that premarital sex on it's own has its spiritual implications?

Your girl is now the cause of you not paying your rent, or you running into debt.. bro don't put the blame on the poor girl.. 90% of Nigerians are frustrated due to the harsh economy and poor governance of this regime, don't transfer your frustrations to the poor girl

I see you moving from one prophet to another instead of you looking for a job inorder to sort your bills. How much per visit did you pay those prophets of doom??

True talk jare

Smellymouth:
Baba GOD , bless us all this new month..

We will not beg to eat . We will all be blessed.

AMEN AMEN AMEN

MozB:
May we only raise children who will make our families proud and not children who will consistenly bring shame to our families and society

AMEN AMEN

Brandonx:
How can a sensible lady agree to meet a client in his house? Except she's going to do runs. Someone you don't know from Adam you didn't set a meeting in a public place.

They just entered car with the person just like that. Na wa ooo. Best place to meet is public restaurant and after the meeting don't agree if the person offer a ride to take them to their destination. Those people are corporate thief shaaa using fine car to deceive women

Evergreen4:
God is great

Yes oo greater than the greatest, mightier than the mightiest

Alonso80:
1. Landlady said I shouldn’t wash inside the house and if I do should come downstairs to pour the water outside.

2. Crazy woman was always paranoid anytime I had visitor(s) over. Complaining about her soak away getting full.

3. Another would always shut the gate by 7pm and I was always breaking and replacing the padlocks.

Word of advise: Never stay in the same house with a landlady especially if she’s single.

Yes oo not good to live in the same house with single landlady. Our own landlady likes money, make uneccessary noise for any little thing and her rules are unbearable. We are moving out in January, we only spend a year.

Millimann:
Lol @ Lab workers receiving cash from Davido after test.

Alphamale101:
When it comes to Grand entry undertaker dey learn work for where pretty Mike dey

There was a wedding I attended with my family( parent and siblings) that this guy also attended

When this guy entered the venue the next thing that dropped from my p man my mouth was THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MAD MAN AND KRASE MAN

Nah that day I know the difference

The sermon Dem preach for my sisters wen we got home ehn

madness get category. May we not have any of them �

fuckingAyaya:
The devil reside in Nigeria

Hummm God have mercy. May devil not reside in our home

beylinko02:
Jesus. A whole live fish?Wait a minute, how possibly can that be?
You mean the fish jumped from the water and enter straight into the man's mouth

Always makes sure you read full story of news and not just headline. If you have read the full story you will not be asking questions

mayklef:
My girl friend papa no even get Android not 2 talk of twitter account
Life no balance @all

life no balance truly

Humm lobatan.

ODJ124:
congrats to Biden....

I feel so pained and saddened by Trump loss my thoughts and prayers are with him, me and his supporters....



Thread seen..

Eeeyah sorry

ODJ124:
congrats to Biden....

I feel so pained and saddened by Trump loss my thoughts and prayers are with him, me and his supporters....



Thread seen..

Eeeeyah sorry

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Don't know why Nigerians carry this election for
Head!
Some are even using it for there bigotry
One Even said Trump is god sent
While the last time I checked
Biden is more of a Christan than the so called Trump

Thank you ooo. One stupid guy was saying Christians are endangered without Trump. As if Trump is our God, don't know why some people will just be typing jargons.

Faguy:
Politicians can act film without scrip.

atleast kudos to him

Fahdiga:
Without Trump Christians are now an endangered species

Stupid talk. It you that is endangered species without Trump.

Skepticus:


Make una stop this una yeye subtle blackmail and wishing the new president-elect bad.

It's not like your opinion matters, anyway. Majority of Americans have spoken through their ballots. Do your own in 2023.

How would you feel if Ghanaians suggests and pressures Nigerians to vote Buhari again!

Abi ooo.

MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
Fvck Trump. Kamala Harris is our In-law here in Anambra. Nimo town precisely. So I go with Biden.
Igbo Amaka!!

I thought you Igbo are supporting Trump, why the sudden change

thebosstrevor1:
Good news

I love this.

Most people don't understand once you destroy things during protest, you are indirectly taking away your right.

Some people will say it ìs their constitutional right to protest, yes it is but also know that destruction, blocking of roads and airports, burning down buildings, and occupying Government buildings is no more a protest again but a coup.

Abi ooi. I don't see it as a protest again but a coup. They should shaaa let Lagos live in peace but rather go and face Buhari direct at Aso rock.

Asquare84:
It a taboo for an grown up idoma adult to be buried outside, people are not asking questions why did she burry her daughter in Abuja when she have a village in benue state

Go and ask Google

onyichick:
the worst nightmare of any parent is burying a child,see how she has lost weight.Kai I feel sorry for her,may God heal ur heart ma.may we not bury our children, they shall bury us in our ripe old age in Jesus name

AMEN.��

GIANTPLUSHUB:
Chai! I and all Nairalanders will never have #breastcancer in Jesus Name!

Never knew men too are prone to breast cancer. Thought, it's women alone. Learnt something new. May God save us from all these sicknesses/diseases.

AMEN

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Glorry !!!!

Let me paste this here too!!
Thank you Lord for his return !!

When I saw the headline, I remember when some good nairaland guys prayed for my friend cousin who was abducted by this infamous Fulani herdsmen.

Glory to God !! They return after presenting N1m as remuneration. Before they requested N 5Om .

According to my friend, let me summarize it, am saying it here to thank God and those who prayed, that God answer prayers.

He told me, as they told him, that the kilometer they walk was more than 4 hours on foot. The bush was far and thick, that if they were given the opportunity to come back that they can't find thier way home. According to them they threaten the living hell outta them, expose them to hazardous condition. Food was like one hand measurements. Some of them told them that it's not Thier will doing that, that as they are in that bush government do bring provision for them like food, guns. They said the guns they are using Nigeria soldiers can't use it. They said alot of things, but one miraculous thing God did was, after then send the money they don't want to allow them, their initial plan was to kill them but one of the boss just like them he wàs the one that brought to the road to find thier way home. In deed God work miracles.

I decree that the plots of the infidels/book haram/Fulani herdsmen in Nigeria won't happen, I pray God save us from this guys.

AMEN

BlessedSpirit:
let somebody shout hallelujah

Hallelujah ✋

pacespot:
Unless France did something about islamic terrorists, they would never allow the country to have peace. Imagine, France of all places, the most open of all European countries. They welcome Muslims into their country, now see how they are repaying them. Nigeria is yet to understand the calamity awaiting any country that is ruled by adherents of Mohammad, they can destroy anything for the sake of Mohammad.

Hummm bitter truth

azmanaty2:
Islam is a cancer to the world

Hummm Nairaland Muslims will soon come for you

NNEWIsuper:
From recent events about the #EndSARS saga and its aftermath food shortage and hike in price in the south, is now clear that the southerners largely depend on the north for 98% of its food supply.. That's really pathetic, yet they're lands for arable farming in the south better than the north.

Pathetic to say the least!

Says you abi?