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bleedinluv:
Where d heck is our LOSER- FORK ADDICT?(1),(Smiles) keep to your word in nairaland and show your UGLY,FAT,ALBINO,FUSTRATED FACE, hahahaha,(2)(chiling wit a cup of wine and grining, waitin 4 a downpour of insults, but ready 2 sheild it wit my umbrella right beside me).

(1) I dey with my one and only Sharon O for the hotel wey dey world's tallest building for Dubai ever since the miserable show ended. Please i implore you guys not to distract me.
(2) You are such a wretched, disgusting and mentally sick little beach. By the way are albinos not ok people? You are not only sick mentally, you are discriminatory as well. In one sentence, you are just pathetic. On top all the campaign wey you campaign for that karen beach, dem invite you for her party? You see your life now? She enter naija do party, she no even send you and you no gree sleep all the while the show was on. What happens to all the energy you spent trying to see that she won? all gone unnoticed and unrewarded. So between me and you, who's frustrated? Beach.

Hey, is this forking thread dead or still breathing cos me i get plenty stuff wey i wan yarn o.

****Sharon O calls from the bathroom 'Fork addict darling, why are you keeping me waiting, you know very well i need some fork.' ****

OK yall heard that? Im off to meet my sweetie for some mad fork. Catch yall much later. ***Winks, shuts down the forking pc and exits the forking thread**

First of OP, you need to pick up, dust yourself and move on. Second, you need to take your time in your search for true love. Do not fast track the process cos of your pressing need to love and be loved otherwise, you go meet chic wey go take you do maga again.

Best of luck man.

IRAPADA:
Im a simple guy who live and work in akure.i need a gal who lv in ondo or ekiti state that i can start a relationship with.my no is 08060764846 or irans4u@yahoo.co.uk

Ehen. You be simple guy and you dey come find chics for nairaland? By the time nairaland chics go finish with you, you go dey so complex ehn?

eliyahu:
My fiancee never ceases to amaze me. I have noticed a certain behaviour for a while which gets practically worse by the day.

It is obvious we love each other but the problem is that she is nice, courteous and very friendly to everyone around including my family members EXCEPT me.  My parents think she is an angel but her "not-so-nice" side she shows me when we are alone is best imagined.[/b]She's appears to be a good girl but gets angry very easily at very minor things and as you would think she's very unpredictable.  Once she gets moody, Im the one who suffers it, although she tries to manage the situation when around others but unleashes her annoyance raw on me.

[b]Please house, Is this a normal attitude cos I keep wondering, am I not the one she should be more friendly and open to? Afterall, im the one she's getting married to and not my parents/brothers. Is she not just pretending to love me with this chameleon-like attitude? Everyone sees her as a good wife material but Im really bothered.

Any advice?

(NB: Please dont tell me to sit her down and talk heart-to-heart cos that has never worked, once angry, she never listens to me (but will listen to others) except I give her enough time to cool down)

In one sentence dude. Flee from this girl.

^^^^ No be just rapper he be, he be bad azzzzz motherforking rapper!

But i no con sabi why he no dey burst with that kind venom for him tracks. at least MI dey spit the same volume of venom on his tracks.

amblors:
i think M.I is rated well enuf, he's getting or has gotten enuf hype as it is.

I don't listen to yoruba only rappers, so cant comment on olamide n co.

Yung6ix maybe underrated, we won't know until he puts out more material e.g. his mixtape, he's got a lotta potential.

Vector, i like his style, swag dey overflow.

I don't think Jesse Jagz is underrated, i see more as a rapper/singer, he's probably more of singer IMO, he's said the same about himself too, if i heard correctly.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
me thinks Overdose (O.D) is very underrated. His "Don't Hate Album" is a classic, and no one talks about him.

If jesse really said so about himself, then he doesnt know himself. Jesse na bad azzzz rapper. The major indicator to recognizing a rapper is if he can freestyle. I saw a clip of an interview a radio host of one radio station in the UK had with MI, Jesse, Brhymo and Iceprince and the host asked all of them to be freestyling in turns. Na that day i respect MI and jesse finally. See murder for studio!!!! Blood just full everywhere. Brhymo also freestyled with a song but didnt rap. Ice prince had to rap from rhymes he had wriitten in his Blackberry and still messed up the flow at some point but he apologised.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=722963.msg8835005#msg8835005 date=1312229278]I'm patiently waiting for the names he'll mention. [/quote]No be only you jare. Me sef dey wait. Then i really dont like olamide. I love originality and he aint got that cos his style is way too similar to Dagrin's. How you dey now? You dey even plan enter naija anytime soon?

^^^^^^ No mind the guy. Call M.I a nursery school rhymer? Na you gan gan be nursery school writer.

Well as for me it used to be Dagrin.May his gentle soul RIP. i still havent gotten over his death completely. But right now, i think its Lord of Ajasa or Jahbless

SAGirl:
@ Amaka, i agree with you. these results are strange indeed. But like you guys know, there's a lot of rigging going on and I think Biggie has to find a voting system that wont allow it (accept only sms and mixit votes, perhaps).

And please don't pretend that it's not about country, we all know that it is. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with it so no need to defend yourself.

Karen did not entertain me. If you call Karen and Luclay's behaviour in the house entertainment then I'm worried for the future of Africa really. They were both just acting all the time, the only difference being that Clayton was good at it (being a professional) and Karen sucked at it. Who deserved to win? I already stated that none of the 26 deserved to win, but if i had to choose:

Alex was a very good contender, until he allowed Peo to ruin his game.

Lomwe gave us plenty of entertainment with all his women.

I thoroughly enjoyed watching Kim. In fact as soon as she was evicted last Sunday I changed the channel and never went back until 7PM tonight.

I never liked Vina, only for her role is dismantling Lohan. But I didn't think she was any more stuck-up than the rest of them. At least she could dance, she is the only person in that house that could dance this season.

And yes, this finale was nothing compared to last year's. I can still remember like it was yesterday the sheer joy of hearing Uti's name being announced as the winner. My family had never seen me that happy before in my 30 years of life.

Well, it's over now, looking forward to a better season next year!!!

Finally, i meet someone with whom i see eye to eye.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=654205.msg8827988#msg8827988 date=1312143203]*smh* May GOD punish Devil!

I'm supposed to be 100% happy today, but I'm not. I can't be. WTF?! Wendall? Big brother, una no try o. So 9ja and Zim are now equals know abi? Munya didn't win, so Wendall must win ba?

Again, God punish Devil! Nonsense People!
CONGRATULATIONS to KAREN AND fork addict. God bless 9JA! Goodluck to Karen!
[/quote]In fact, i follow you shout that one, ten thousand times. Nonsense people. dem go give karen big money. If to say na Karen dem do dat tin wey dem do Luclay, I go happy ehn? I go happy ehn? God!

tashanja:
*****Yeah, some hours later, fork addict saunters back home broke and dejected from his dinner date .
Apparently, Orobo couldn't resist the temptation of ordering almost everything from the menu .
In a bid to impress and also guarantee his chances for some after dinner punnie, fork addict had made the mistake of taking Orobo to one of the choicest and most expensive restaurant in town; not knowing that Orobo had earlier on starved herself for two days, in an attempt to slim down into a sexy dress for the date.
Unfortunately, the result of this miscalculation meant that, omo fork addict had to apply himself for several hours in the restaurant's kitchen, washing dishes in order to settle the bill, because Orobo had literally eaten through all that his meagre wallet could hold. (1)[/b]Omo, addict, kpele (I guess, no punnie for you tonight) [b]next time try lepa - there are more benefits in them than meets the eye.(2)
@:All, Yeah, also can't believe how boring Wendell emerged joint winner, incredible, just incredible

(1) Omo, you never jam. You never see some lepa chics wey be say if you carry dem go chop, dem go chop like say, you go dey wonder sef whether na from somalia you go carry her come. You go think say she be refugee. FYI na lepa chics dey even chop pass. Go find out.
(2) I weigh 80kg. Na im be say i get flesh for my body and i get nyansh small. So if i dey date lepa, shey na she go dey press my nyansh ni, abi na me go dey press her nyansh. Na which nyansh lepa chics dey get wey i go fit dey press??

Ganjafama:
BTW where's fork addict? He has become silent all of a sudden. Who knows if he has hung himself because of karen's victory.

OK. Na me be dis. How that one wan take happen? She gat her life to lead and i got mine men. Two forking parallel lines. No forking connection whatsoever.

wesley80:
Eh yah, felt sorry for Clay but i think he had it coming and has probably paid the price for his arrogance. At the beginning he waved off any support and acted like he didnt give a damn about winning or losing then suddenly, nothing else mattered but victory and as he became more desperate for the cash he allowed his game to slide into near oblivion by being too cautious. Sad part was that as his game slid, so did his popularity until he became a near distant memory. Moral of the story; Finish Strong ala Kareeen!
Luclay may not have deserved to lose considering who won but he most certainly earned the heartbreak he just suffered. Oh dear, the guy would be thanking God he said something that nice about Karen during the eviction show and hoping Karen keeps her word about sharing some dough! (Lets hope she doesnt watch those highlights b4 deciding how to share the cash cos he just might miss out) How the Mighty have fallen. About Wendall, the lesser said the better so all i can say is Sheet Happens. But wait o, what da hell? How manage? Tufiakwa, God forbid bad thing!
Great 3 months, and for u guys that think the show wasnt great, it certainly was for me and i had fun all through which included nearly picking up a query over watching Karen's chat session on monday! All join, afterall if Dele Momodu dey watch and shed tears, what more can i say about a program that defined my 9pm for the better part of 3months. Peace out guys
PS; @Fork addict, i know u're prolly scannin thru the posts waitin for your name to be mentioned so u come charging. Permit me to indulge you; you're a jerk! Oya reply o. Lol

First of. i think you are new to the Big brother show. Otherwise you'd know that this year's show is the worst since its inception. never before on the show have we had such a huge number of BORRRRRRRING contestants. No wonder you are soooo freaked out about this year's show. By the way, you said this year's show is fabulous? What highlights can you point out about this year's show? I for like make you pick that query. Do you think you acted responsibly? Neglecting your work for KAREN's chat room session? For real? Where do you work if i may ask? i sure say na civil service. You know anything goes in the civil service. Any forking thing goes.



Second, so na only highlights you dey even watch sef wey you go come Nl dey make noise? People wey dey maintain 24-7 with the main BBA channel sef no make half of the noise wey you make for this thread.

As for Oga dele Momodu's tears for the show. i am not sure he told you the real truth to his tears. i think he shed those tears in retrospect of his woeful outing in the April Presidential polls and not because of BBA. You may do some research on root cause analysis.

And even if he did shed those tears for the show truly, then it only makes him an unsuitable candidate for the presidency and i will NEVER EVER vote for him. Cos if by some weird element of ill luck he gets elected, he will be busy watching tv in aso rock instead of him to concentrate on solving our numerous collective challenges as a nation.

Like i always say, i need to stay faithful and  true to my game which is 'You insult me, i insult you right back!' So in this spirit, i say to you, YOU DEY CRAZE! lol

I hope Vina will be able to handle the disappointment well cos she sees herself as the winner of the show cos africa saved her all the time she was up.

***** Its 17:52 Hrs. Like Tashanja, Fork addict prepares to go for his date. But unlike Tashanja's Fork addict's date is an orobo. Fork Addict switches off his TV, grabs his car keys and exits his house and obviously the thread******

2n2k:
Good observation. The actual title used by dele momodu in his article is 'karenplification of africa' not the karenplication as erroneously typed by the poster here on NL.

Game over (apology to you). Africa has been fully karenplified. Mission accomplished. May I be the first to say CONGRATULATIONS to Karen supporters (I inclusive). See you in bba7.

Cool then. This only proves that if i dont have a reason, i dont criticize. But then i still got issues with the 'Fellow Nigerians' oga Dele used in the text. Is he a coup plotter?

Moodie:
silly addict: an example of the disadvantage of freedom of speech.

Moodie:
"Me against d world" :nice when used in songs to sell records and make money. When u choose it as a lifestyle, lonely and sad. By this time tomorrow d name "fork addict" will represent something extremely annoying.e.g new insult "stop behaving like fork addict".

Moodie:
Welcome back, u think your postin 20times a day makes u d only one here? My mission is simply to keep u awake till they crown the peoples choice.after.that u can go jump in a lagoon for all I care.

Moodie:
Exhausted at last. Must have been a very hard 3mths for u, killin urself over nothing. Just want to ensure u r not let off easy.there's no more time for contributions, just time for winners and losers and u my friend are one of the biggest losers (, sorry, only loser) on this thread.

Moodie:
@fork addict,
Can't u use , "Jump in a river", or "hug transformer" or "hang urself", why must it be my very own "jump in a lagoon", Copy Cat.

Truth is thousands come to this thread daily to catch up on peoples views about d show without necessarily posting, but u somehow managed to wreck it for that silent majority. If this thread was like Big Brother, u would have been evicted the very first week.

What u don't understand is u have managed to wreck your username. This is a thread visited by EVERYBODY and going forward I doubt if anyone will take u seriously anywhere else.so don't even begin to sound civilized now, its too late.

Moodie:
, Hmmmm "how about the veins on her hands?", "what about her tatoos?", "see her silly implants", she is this, she is dat, HOW ABOUT THE $200,000 IN HER ACCOUNT?, even if she squanders it all or piles them up and burns every single note, she will still be Karen, the Life and soul of BBA 6.

Moodie:
, Is it your money??

Officially, Fork Addict's biggest fan & admirer on Nairaland.
Isnt it obvious to the whole world how desperately you are seeking my attention? Otherwise, can you state in very clear terms what your point is (if any) in all these posts of yours. This isnt any way to catch my attention maggot!

yejide14:
Why do I v d feeling karen will squander this money

I guess the answer to that is let us wait and see.

Moodie:
silly addict: an example of the disadvantage of freedom of speech.

Moodie:
Welcome back, u think your postin 20times a day makes u d only one here? My mission is simply to keep u awake till they crown the peoples choice.after.that u can go jump in a lagoon for all I care.

Moodie:
Exhausted at last. Must have been a very hard 3mths for u, killin urself over nothing. Just want to ensure u r not let off easy.there's no more time for contributions, just time for winners and losers and u my friend are one of the biggest losers (, sorry, only loser) on this thread.

Brisingr:
i hope luclay my fav contestant despite his many shortcomin and karen wins d money

Isnt it obvious to the whole world how desperately you are seeking my attention? Otherwise, can you state in very clear terms what your point is (if any) in all these posts of yours. This isnt any way to catch my attention maggot!

hillsate:
Guy, your posts are really irritating. You have a lot of growing up to. I guess you just hit your teens. Even your username is a symptom of irresponsibility. I dont care what your response to this is ( and i know what the response will be), the truth is what i have written. haba, insulting people and making unnecessary comments.

How i take insult you for that post? E be like say you dey craze abi?

Oh so you know that there will be a response to your stooopidity but you chose to act stoooooopidly all the same. If my posts dey irritate you, why you no go jump inside lagoon make you drown? Abi because life don frustrate you, na im be say make you come dey misyarn for nairaland? And i no even follow you talk. I am in my teens so fork what? go castrate yourself na because i dey my teens. God punish you. Whether i call your name, you go talk. Banza kowoi

********************************THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL INTENDING MOTHERFORKERS*******************

In a few hours from now, karen the beach will be $200,000 richer, courtesy of the viewers of the Big brother show commonly referred to as Africa. I knew this would happen a very long time ago. Before many people on here even knew what the show was about or before many people on NL knew the names of the contestants. Anyone in doubt may refer to my early posts on this thread. Once Karen is crowned i expect every contributor to this thread to be jubilant since i appear to be the only anti karen poster here. However let no one insult me in the course of his jubilation. I mentioned it earlier that whether karen wins or loses is a win-win situation for me. If she wins, it would serve Multichoice right. Multichoice schemed to edge out Naija quite early in the show or at best they schemed to ensure that Naija doesnt win the competition for the third time running. This was what prompted their selecting Karen as one of Nigeria's representatives and this clearly has blown up in their faces. In the most unlikely event of her loss, then i would also be glad cos it will teach some people on NL not to be too desperate for anything in life cos in life, anything can happen.

Yall may choose to celebrate anyhow, anywhere and anytime yall deem fit. And i will appreciate it if i am spared the insults. Although i am sure some people will still default and i will most definitely be on standby for any necessary responses.Until Karen is crowned, I wish yall a happy celebration in advance. I hereby rest my case.

GAME OVER!

Fork Addict and Biggie say so.

Moodie:
Welcome back, u think your postin 20times a day makes u d only one here? My mission is simply to keep u awake till they crown the peoples choice.after.that u can go jump in a lagoon for all I care.

I said it in my previous post that your main aim of signing up on NL is just to feel among. Nothing more. Matter of fact, its not just to feel among but to make me know you. But you know what I'm done with you. I will drop only one more post and I'll be off to bed. So as you can see, your mission is an epic fail.

Moodie:
silly addict: an example of the disadvantage of freedom of speech.

Moodie:
"Me against d world" :nice when used in songs to sell records and make money. When u choose it as a lifestyle, lonely and sad. By this time tomorrow d name "fork addict" will represent something extremely annoying.e.g new insult "stop behaving like fork addict".

LMAO. JJC wey wan dey feel among.

As your username suggests, you are a moody fellow. So i am not willing to hold you responsible for this insanity of yours. Go get some sleep maybe the effect of that cheap crack would have worn off when you wake up. That is if you ever wake up. Im sure this is your aim of signing up on nairaland. the damned show will be over in a few hours, you sign up today not because you have any thing meaningful to contribute but just to take a swipe at Fork addict, the one and only. You wan shine? LMAO

wesley80:
Hehehehe, you seemed to have calmed down a bit. I was expecting you to come charging like a deranged bull like u always did. It just doesnt sound like u without the curses and obscenities, what gives?
Anyway my point was that its gettin too boring reading YOUR OWN opinion(we already know what u think) you could try pasting those of others like i did with Dele's.

WRONG. VERY WRONG. I havent calmed down nada. i'm still me. the one and only Fork Addict. You didnt really strike me in your post so i really do not have any reason to strike you. If you attack me, i will come charging like a deranged bull as you put it. But for now, its GAME OVER!
Fork Addict and Biggie say so.

Karenplication of Africa - by dele momodu

Oga Dele momodu and his followers. The article is about Karen. This year's BB theme is 'Amplified' which is a verb. the noun form which is the word of interest to Oga dele is Amplification. Oga dele tried to coin a jargon by combining Karen and Amplification. The sensible outcome should be 'Karenplification" and not Karenplication as Oga Dele puts it.

KARENPLICATION. lol. WHAT THE FORK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? LMAO

^^^^^^ @ Oga Wesley.
Can we have your comments on the above post? If i remember correctly, the post is also about karen, its about 24hrs to the end of the show and i bet the poster above doesnt sound like a broken record. Mscheeeeeeeeew

wesley80:
^^^ You're beginning to sound like a broken record. The show ends in a matter of hours so when will u finally understand that no one really cares about what you think of Karen? It used to be interesting reading a contrary view but now its simply irritating. (1)

I stumbled on this back page write up on THISDAY newspaper by Dele Momodu, here are excerpts

full piece is on
thisdaylive.com/articles/the-karenplification-of-africa/95964/
  ,  . . . , As head of house, she had the
privilege of replacing herself with one of the
housemates but she chose to maintain her
nomination. Many of her fans got angry that she
had taken a silly gamble, but this singular act
won her fans and fame across Africa. I knew of a
Ghanaian woman in her 70s who cried endlessly
for Karen’s rare display of love for even her
detractors.
I had my own stint at weeping last Monday as
Karen took the invisible Big Brother and her
captive audience down the memory lane of her
tortuous journey through life. I listened to every
word she uttered and watched every one of her
powerful delivery. Nothing escaped me. As I
released torrents of tears, I phoned a friend who
told me that I have good company in his house.
His Ghanaian wife and mother-in-law were crying
theireyes tearless and his wife had just
succeeded in ruining her fresh makeup as she
was on her way to work. The Karen story was a
spellbinder. I was mesmerised by the story of
her beleaguered childhood. It was a stuff of
thriller. She did not know her father. Her 45-year-
old mother who happens to be her role-model
was a gangster according to her and she had to
live with her grand-mum. She did not really
know her father and till this day she’s very bitter
about him. For the first time, she spoke about
how she was in a marriage for five difficult years
for the wrong reasons and decided to quit for the
right reasons. She had to take to doing this and
that while in Europe. She was a strip-dancer and
some of her Unclad pictures litter the internet. What
moredo you want to say or write about a child
the world had already written off as nobody? I
was always angry at Karen anytime she
dramatized her madness and behaved like
someone totally possessed.(2)
But there lies the beginning of Karen’s story as a
metaphor. Hers is a taleof nothing is impossible.
There is a lot we can achieve as human beings if
doors and windows of opportunities are opened
to us. The lesson in this saga is that by the time
tomorrow comes one of Africa’s supposed
gangsters, Karen, would have become one of the
biggest superstars on the continent. She would
be crowned not because she’s the best role
model in the house, but because there is a greater
testimonyto be derived from this quintessential
grass to grace experience. Her mother would
have to pray and fast for her. It is not always
easy to exorcise the demons of street-life. She
must conquer her biggest enemy and that is
alcohol. I’m perpetually troubled once Karen
starts drinking. She is always going bananas. May
God redeemthis young girl and keep her safe till
tomorrow when her life must definitely change
for better or for worse.(3)

(1) I have heard that many times on this thread. It has never bothered me and it never will. Oh so it used to be interesting hearing a contrary opinion but you guys will come all out with swords blazing screaming for my neck anytime i write about Karen. Ever heard of the saying it aint over until it is really over? between now and tomorrow, if i watch the show and she messes up like she always does, i will still drop a piece about her. Get that?

By the way, you know that the show will be over in a matter of hours but you still come on nairaland to drop a nice piece on her written by Dele momodu but you condemned me for dropping a nasty opinion about the same person. Why the fork are you so intolerant and immature this guy? Your accusation would have had some sound backing if you hadnt dropped the piece by Dele momodu. You are such a hypocrite guy and that really makes me sick! You need to grow up. besides we all have equal right to Nairaland. drop your sheet i drop mine. Guy you really need to grow up men.

(2)Go back and ask Oga Dele Momodu if he still feels the same way or differently now. We share or used to share similar sentiments here and i have not changed. This has always been the message i have been preaching about the girl.

(3) Isnt this the same thing i stated in one of my pieces on Karen about how she will spend her winnings on alchohol, boys and plastic surgery. If oga dele doesnt share a similar opinion why did he mention her drinking problem?

So as Oga Dele momodu's messenger, go back and tell him that his concerns for Karen are not exhaustive. He should be concerned about the other two factors i mentioned above. But right now its GAME OVER!
Fork addict and Biggie say so.

babuji:
Big Brother Amplified: Who Will Be The Winner?!
Today we feature a guest columnist from TVSA, Prudence Mathebula. Prudence blogs for the South African-based TVSA (tvsa.co.za) as Pruluv. Her views on housemates, their chances, and the Naija ‘factor’ do not necessarily reflect those of The Namibian’s Big Brother writers! Enjoy ,
With seven housemates left and a few days to go before the Big Brother Amplified finale, it’s becoming almost apparent who’s taking the moola home , I still don’t understand why Wendall and Hanni are still in the game. Really … Actually, rather them than Vimbai ‘the Vampire’, not too sure about Kim ‘the Skank’. Now Vina can jump Lomwe’s bones … lol.
Anywhoo,
Let’s look at the likelihood of who’s taking the US$400 000 (US$200 000 x 2) grand prize home.

Karen 100%

Big Brother Amplified could easily be renamed to Big Brother Karen, because she defines Amplified. I thought Tatiana and Richard were the craziest Big Brother housemates until we were introduced to Karen, who is simply epic. She’s one person who manages to rub everyone up the wrong way, nag them to forgive her, then befriend them all over again (1). However, I doubt the bouncer has a soft spot for her, particularly after what she does to him after the Saturday night parties. Her chat room sessions are the best. She would walk in crying, smile mid-session then leave in laughter. She’s remained consistent in her MADness and deserves to win the US$200 000. If she doesn’t win, then we’ll know the money went to Julius Malema’s Trust Fund

Luclay 80%
As much as I would love to fully support him, he just has a way of irritating everyone, the viewers included. Agreed he’s a good actor, but enough with the Muvhango drama. Whenever he wears his hat as Mr Otono, he’s very entertaining. Then somehow he just goes overboard. Ask Lotus and Karen, they’ll testify that brother man can go too far. I truly believe he has split personalities or (is) bipolar. However, he’s played his part in the house, and for the most part he’s been really entertaining. I loved his confrontation with Mumba, who put him in his place. Hehehe …

If all things go according to plan, he will share the prize money with Karen.
Don’t you think they make a perfect couple?

Vina 78%
Big Ups to Nigeria for supporting their country mates because I don’t know how Vina has made it this far. OK, fair enough, she’s smart, she’s a good dancer and has a cute smile, but … Noooo man. Anyway, Vina is a woman in love with the playa, Lomwe. No matter how many times she says she doesn’t love him, the fact remains – Vina loves Lomwe, period.

I guess that’s what makes her entertaining, how she’s pushed away all the obstacles to get closer to Lomwe. Even bullying her ‘best bud’ Hanni to move over so she can get to the kill. She’s a contender for the prize simply because she’s from Naija. Apparently since Naijas are in every country, they have ‘that’ voting power (2). So, we might get the shock of our lives come Sunday and IK announces Vina as the other winner. We’ll have to see …

Lomwe 72%
Playa! Playa! Although he’s never revealed his strategy, this guy was placed in the house to give the poor girls heartache. He’s been scouting and tried hard to get one of the girls in his bed whilst in the Heads house, without much luck. Then… Taaa-da! His entry into the Tails house gave him a buffet, which saw him become Mr Casanova and sleep with Kim. Yeah they did it.

He’s obviously good looking and he knows it. Besides his womanising ways and good looks, he’s doesn’t offer much to the show. Well … maybe that’s all he needs; he is after all in the final. I don’t see him winning. Naaa …

Sharon O 70%

She’s very much the equivalent of Lomwe in the looks department. She’s hot and has a hot body. It’s a good thing the show is coming to an end before she gets a phuza face, although the signs are already there. She was sooo boring initially. She gained confidence after being saved a couple of times. She’s now become loud and crazy and it’s working for her, since she’s not planning on getting it down with any guy. I’ve noted that she’s got some love-nyana for Lomwe. She hasn’t brought much drama, besides making Kim feel like the ‘s’ word, when Lomwe chose her to share his glass house prize. Because of her lack of drama, I don’t see her winning the prize money.

Hanni 52%
She’s definitely not going to win. It’s just impossible. What has she done? Follow Vina everywhere. That’s about it. She’s beautiful all right. I think she’s the most beautiful lady in the house and her hairstyle this past Sunday … Wow. #NoHomo.

I guess that’s what’s kept her in the game. She’s offered no entertainment, no drama, nothing. She’d make a good photo to stare at, but winning Big Brother … She must forget it.

Wendall 50%

This Wendall guy’s mere existence in the final baffles me. How did it happen? Is it those biceps? I’m seriously confused. I have seen zero per cent entertainment from this guy. OK, maybe when he’s downed a couple of drinks, he’s injected with life, but it’s still not enough. Shame, he’s been trying really hard in the past two weeks, but I see him as the first one to be out on Sunday.
These are my predictions, but anything can happen.
I still maintain that if Karen doesn’t win then there’s no justice in this world.
The majority of these housemates that are in the final are proof that good looks can take you far. Far in life and far in the game. Housemates who were more entertaining have left the house because their faces didn’t cut it (3).
Tjo, life is just unfair …
– tvsa.co.za

(1) This has been and always will be my major beef with that girl called Karen. Anyways, its the housemates that i blame for allowing her to do this to them. Only Vimbai gave that girl a once and for all treatment. Why didnt she step on Vimbais toes anymore after the confrontation they both had until Vimbai was evicted? Like she did with Kim, Bhoke, Ernest, Vina et al. Oh Vimbai! God bless your soul wherever you are.

(2) I also mentioned this in a previous post of mine. But i feel this is what has worked much more for Karen thus far rather than Vina.

(3) I cant agree more. Life is really unfair. Miguel, Nic and Felicia are obvious victims of Africa's weird definition of entertainment. SMH

Maybe with these points having been raised by an international blogger, Karen die hardists and relatives on Nairaland will kinda agree with me now on their sister.

And then back to Karen who asked Africa if africa enjoyed watching her when she was asked to convince africa on why she should win the moola. I was like what the fork? Oh so you know that you've been acting all these while under the farcade that you were real and bla bla bla. If you were being real, then you wouldnt have asked africa whether africa enjoyed watching you. All i can say is thank you beach for torturing me for three straight months. No thanks to africa. But guess what yall, its GAME OVER!
Fork Addict and Biggie say so.

tashanja:
I'm shocked, did they really do it , if so then why didn't it make the headlines or the evidence uploaded at BBVIP Uncut (BBA's special webpage, for paid up subscribers, specifically set aside for such outrageous incidences) - as in the case of Ernest and Bhoke; and even the less noted Alex/Kim's under bed-cover antics (just before the latter hooked up with Nic )?

I believe, if they really forked, it would have been recorded and that the recording would already be out there, some ppl will have it by now - in that case I wouldn't also mind viewing it .

Guy, i no sure say dem fork jare. E for don dey everywhere for internet if to say dem fork. But sha, me still dey try find the clip

In less than 42hrs from now, Africa will give 2 housemates out of the seven finalists in the Big Brother house the joint grand prize of $400,000 ($200,000 a piece). Luclay and Karen are the most likely housemates to emerge as Africa’s choices. Whether or not these two housemates are truly deserving of the prize is a subject of controversy depending on the individual’s definition of entertainment. However, majority of the viewers of this season’s edition of  the Big Brother reality show agree that this season’s show can be described as anything but entertaining. The most basic factor responsible for this years’s boring outing is Multichoice’s warped selection process and this piece is directed at Multichoice. I hope their management or agents somehow get to read and act on it.


First, Multichoice should as a matter of urgency  review their selection process and ensure that each country’s representative that gets on the show is able to in his own way  capture and retain the interest of the viewing public. While I agree that this isn’t as easy as it sounds because it’s practically impossible to keep entertaining Africa for at least 16hrs daily (I assume they deserve an eight hour rest period per day) for three straight months , but then this has been the objective of the show since its inception. If their selection process is rigorous and transparent enough, they will find contestants from all over Africa that fit this bill. Multichoice will find contestants that are equal to the task if they search well enough. Common man, how can they explain their choice of people like Wendell, Sharon O, and many others in this season’s edition? Come next year, if Multichoice dare send into the BB house the same league of boring contestants like they did this year, they should consider the show as good as dead. I do not subscribe to the idea that the show be rested for a while, I just believe that Multichoice should really up their game in respect of their selection process.


Second, Multichoice should be less concerned about a particular country winning the prize a number of times consecutively. I know they need to as a means of economic survival but the idea of doing everything possible either covertly or overtly to pacify a particular region whether they deserve the money or not is off putting to say the least. One will immediately come to the conclusion that the whole process is devoid of merit. If Africa says that a contestant from a particular country should win the show for ten straight editions, then so be it. This again takes me back to my previous point which is the overhaul of their selection process. If they send in highly entertaining and good looking contestants (since good looks is inherent in Africa’s definition of entertainment) then Multichoice will not have to worry about a contestant from a particular country overshadowing others. The competition will then be more intense and keener.
Third, an observant follower of this year’s show  will decipher how Multichoice is deliberately trying to  ensure that a south African contestant emerges one of the winners this year in order to appease them for hosting the show since its inception in 2003. Like there isn’t any other country in Africa with the means and the resources to host the show. Must the show always hold in South Africa? Must it? Why can’t they rotate the host countries? 


Lastly just before I bounce, Africa really needs to get her definition of entertainment right. The two likely winners of the show have many things in common. They both harass, intimidate, bully and constantly engage in confrontations with other housemates. If I remember anything about this year’s edition, it’s the strife and confrontations. There are many more ways to entertain other than these negative forms. Uti who won last year’s edition displayed similar traits. Little wonder why the continent is besieged with conflicts.

****** This is bigger brother. Big brother, report to the chat room****

Big brother, i have a secret task for you. As you can see, the votes are sweeping in for Karen. Some of the voters have admitted to cheating. I dont care how you do it, just make sure she doesnt win. It was nice chatting to you big brother. You may now leave the chat room.

Sleek Reek:
Also pertinent question is love enough to sustain a marriage?

Being married for 3years and from my little experience and from a spiritual point of view,marriage is so complicated and complex that you need the help of God for any God ordained marriage to survive,to add to all the complexity you have the devil who fights marriages and then you have the two individuals in the marraige who arrive the marriage with character flaws and yet added to the mix is two people or one persons going into marriage without adequate preparation or knowledged,then my poster what you get is the examples you enumerated above.

Not to fear what you have seen is one side of the coin,there is another side the good side,so go into marriage with adequate knowledge,prepare well,pray and trust God.Let me leave you with a few advices that have helped me

1)Don't marry tribe,complexion,shape,profession,money but marry your friend and marry for love
2)True love comes from God,it's not a feeling but a decision you make to stay committed to your spouse,feelings is usually sustained by this decision,the decision helps you  throught the challenges that always come.
3)During courtship spend more time communicating instead of being involved sexually,communication brings understanding,understanding bring unity and peace.
4)In marriage prepare to change and make compromises to make the marriage work.
5)Agree from the beginning they are areas to are not to be touched,e.g Divorce,unfaithfulness.When this is settled then you feel safe to be yourself in marriage never ever in marriage threaten each other with divorce or being unfaithful for any reason,fight fair,Arguments  will come but there is nothing that can't be settled by two matured adults sitting down and having a talk.
6)Work very hard to keep the passion in your marriage burning hot,let nothing(e.g children,career,business,church activities) take the place of first your relationship to God and then your relationship with each other. Be innovative in the bedroom,go out on dates,never settle into a rote,husbands;keep chasing your wife,and wife;keep seducing your husbands.
7)No matter what or how hard,do two things and your marriage will never die1) Always pray together every day about your marriage 2)Never sleep in seperate rooms or beds and if you are brave enough always sleep close to each other Unclad!

With all these,not exhaustive in the least,i can tell you that love never expires.

Spot  on guy. I honestly feel marriage is so damned overrated in naija. Lots of people get married just for the status. Then what does anyone expect from such unions?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=654205.msg8810665#msg8810665 date=1311885149]FORK!!!   

I like you. You're a die-hard hater.  

@ Fork-addict Addicts----why does my guy bother y'all so much?! (Rhetorical question)  [/quote]Babe babe. My person. How you dey now?

I have just a few days to go and until then, i will express my feelings about that girl called Karen. You know initially, when this sheet started, i was only commenting objectively on why africa should not crown her one of the winners. Then the attacks kept on raining and i was like what the fork? na by force to like that beach? So my dislike for her intensified the more just because of her psychotic die hardists. People wey be say when karen win like this, dem suppose pack all of them including Karen. make dem check all of dem in for yaba. make dem use the $200,000 pay dem bills. Arrant Nonsense!

Let me make a categorical statement here. Its likely karen will be one of the winners. But until she is crowned by africa, i will not relent in my effort in telling the whole world what kind of person africa wants to give $200,000. No wonder africa is so backward!

twinstaiye:
I wonder why you are all answering the fork addict or whatever he called himself. Yes we are cheating, go and do what you like about it. As if he is not cheating coming to this forum to spy on us.  Not now, but long time ago, I know he is anti Karen.  We vote through Mxit and it allowed voting with different profile, just as the dstv website also allow such as long as you can opened it. Just as the organiser also allow voting by mobile for as many times as you can.  Let him say whatever he likes, it wont deter us from voting Karen.  I am sure he will commit suicide if he knows how we strategise through the BB Alert group. Like mumagee said, Keep pressing K for Karen and keep mixing it for her too.

Good question you asked there. But why hasnt anyone answered your question? Cos they are so intolerant and immature. They cant stand opposition. But excuse me? By coming to Nairaland BB thread, Im cheating? Guy are you sick?

Whoopie:
I've been a silent reader in this BBA season. I must say I'm quite alarmed at the level the insults have degenerated to this year. Mr. F, , pls tone down on your insults. There are mature readers here, who only come online to ease off. Personally, I'm not interested in your rave and rant session, which you obviously feel you're entitled to. Yes, you do have a right to say anything you like here, but I also believe you will be doing us all a favor by allowing us to have our reading time with a little bit more decorum.

@ Others, I think the best thing henceforth is ignore further insults coming from this guy.

Thank you.

I should tone down my insults? are you stooooooopid? Why the fork cant you tell all my aggressors to tone down their insult? People attack me for being anti karen, everywhere is quite but whenever i respond, there is a hell of noise. Fork addict is this, fork addict is that. You started your stoooopid post in a mature manner but you would have done a good job by appealing to everyone to stop the insult and not fork addict alone. So for being, stooooooopid and biased and immature, i say FORK YOU! You maggot

dominique:
F/addict go insert quote sotayyy, quote go insert am

How you dey Dominique?

fynewaka:
@Fork addict

You constantly crave for attention on this forum and I believe the more people accord you this attention by replying your nonsensical and meaningless posts the more you revel in it. If I were you, I'd leave it here cos everybody on this thread cannot be wrong. If everbody here is against you then something is fundamentally wrong with you and I expect you to look in introspection rather than continually spewing bullock and thereby insulting our sensibilities.

What a way to seek for attention in the wake of the obvious!

You are a biiiig fooooooool for this self embarrasment you put on the web. I crave for attention and the more people reply my nonsensical and meaningless posts the more i revel in it. So the way out is for me to leave it there cos everybody can not be wrong. Fork you and fork everybody for that crap you just typed. Everybody is against me so fork what? Does everybody feed me? Does everybody pay my bills? So what on earth makes you think i give a fork about how everybody feels? There is something fundamentally wrong with me but nothing is fundamentally wrong with the i.dio.ts who attack me just because i am anti karen? How old are you if i may ask? Cos you just spoke as a child. And as Pc don yapa now, any ten year old can get hold of a pc and spew bullsheet on the web. So id.io.t, if you cant view issues maturely and objectively then you shut the fork up. Assssssssssshole!

tatiana009:
good advice Muma Gee, scrolling down to the sensible and meaningful posts

Oh! so you need mumagee to tell you what to do and you call yourself an adult? Deak head!

bleedinluv:
@fork addict, LmaO! Infact ROFLMAO! i said it u are so predictable that i now know what u have. its a disease called MANIA,ive seen your type a lot infact they are my patients so u c its useles talkin to a fustrated individual wit a degenerative brain dx. Pls take your pills okay? I Care so much about you, lol, just incase u forgot who taught me dat trade u always talk about(in a whisper) NA your MAMA! Lol.

I referred to you and you alone in my post that I addressed to you. But you in turn, in your deranged response chose to drag my mum into this. So im very much capable of playing dirty as well. So here we go you w.ho.re!

The fact say your mama na chief ashee for the whole world no mean say everybody mama na same. If your mama is so much debased, that doesnt mean everybody's mum is the same. I have an assignment for you beach. Go to your mum and ask her who your true father is. tell her to tell you the truth and come and feed me back. Like mother like daughter! Ashewo oshi. Because your customers dumped you like the trash that you are means you can come on NL to call me out because intense Konji don scatter your head? You are sadly mistaken!

tatiana009:
lmao, this dude is so predictable and unfortunately not so smart, he he he my man you are the one i was referring to as Karen's biggest fan you may want to go and learn about sarcasm.  this dude is so sad how do you spend so much time on some you say you dislike so much you must be truly the jobless my brother.

seems you are obviously the one here with nothing better to do with your life, me i dey leave so i can afford to spend some time on a girl i like. [/b]you dey take time obsess over person wey you say you no like so tey you don become a nuisance. you no longer even make any intelligent contribution. By the way i have noticed you are exactly what you accuse Karen of, a rude manner-less and uncouth trashy being. [b]Everyone here manages to make their points without insults except for you, seems like it's a case of the pot calling the kettle black. Also you seem to love strife just as much as you say Karen does. In fact you are supposed to be best friends then.

Feel free to reply and prove to me that you are truly a jobless fellow and unemployment frustration as set in and don't forget the insults that show you as the trashy, manner-less and uncouth being that you are

First of, im not your man and neither am i your brother. I believe you know your brothers or do you not? If you dont, sorry i cant help you on that.

So you be guy sef? I was actually thinking you are a haemaphrodite. You know i have always told you that you need to get a life. You live so you can afford to spend time on a girl you like. It doesnt matter if the girl likes you back. You live so you can spend time with her anyways. Imagine! so if she call you up around 1am asking to spend some time with you, you will actually make yourself available. What a pity!First yo vote for karen every hour. (jobless thing). Next you live so that you can spend time with a girl you like. That means that your sole purpose of existing is for you to spend time with a girl you like. theres much more to life than this haemaphrodite!

I am rude, mannerless uncouth and trashy. But people that attack me just because i dont like Karen and i am bold enough to say so on Nairaland are very polite, classy and couth. You are just a beach. The fact that you are a haemaphrodite not withstanding.

So in your deranged mind, you thot it wise to advise me on being friends with Karen? You need to be forcefully checked into Yaba psychiatric home cos i know that you will not check in voluntarily.

The above is my response to you i.d,iot! I remain true and faithful to my game. You insult me, i insult you right back! That is non-negotiable maggot!

ethereal:
GOD BLESS MUMAGEE !!!WETIN SEF?Fork Addict,i don tire for you  o! Haba!  U go just settle down ,reply every post wey no dey sing your praise.chei! !!.yet u feel you're morally justified to accuse Karen for beign 'uncouth and trashy'.The thread is gradually becoming a 'forkaddict rant and rave session'.U have inadvertedly exposed your true self even beyond your wildest imagination, the online persona u painstakingly erected is finally coming apart, Abeg reclaim your dignity and do what i know u would:unleash the full measure of your wrath on me ,   ,  comprendez?

If you dont want to be insulted, then dont insult nobody. Feel me fooooooool?

Ganjafama:
Mr. fork addict, I've watched as you basically turned this once peaceful thread into a "you LovePeddler" "your mama" "your sister" kind of thread. Please try as much as you can to prove people wrong by at least putting an end to this exchange of insults. Thank you

Guy if you want an end to be put to this exchange of insults, then tell your fellow shallow minded, immature, egotistic and intolerant karen bigots to be open to criticisms of their dear star Karen. Tell them not to insult anyone that tells the world thru nairaland that they detest their sister karen. Its a forking free world. i am at complete liberty to like or dislike whoever i so elect. They can not and never will they  be able to dictate to me whom to like. The sooner they got this message into their thick dysfunctional brains situated in their private parts, the better for everyone on this forum.

Until when next i respond to my aggressors, i say SHALOM!

ponytail:
i know Vina can be really annoying but seriously Karen needs to cool down with the insults. I find Karen absolutely entertaining but its almost beginning to seem like she can not survive in a situation without strife.

God bless you for this post. It is her love for strife and her trashyness that makes me dislike her sooooooo much. To further complicate matters is the fact that africa is about to crown her as one of the winners. Does it mean that africa detests peace that much? Are the words entertainment and strife similar in meaning to africa?That beach attacks people and is always happy when people are sad. Thats why i really loved the way Vimbai treated her. Thats how people like Karen should be treated. Like trash. Has anyone asked why karen didnt have anymore confrontation with Vimbai till she left? She even had a confrontation with Vina a few minutes ago.  Lovely personalities dey the show but africa, miserable africa evicted them. Nic and Miguel come to mind. So i come on nairaland to drop my sheet and the next thing i see is attack, left right and center and i would be like what the fork? is it not sad enough that africa kept keeping this girl in the house to continually torture me? Then i come on Nairaland to drop my sheet and then her die hardists want to torture me here as well THAT WONT HAPPEN!

kbone:
@fork addict while its okay to disagree and even go overboard at times, the nature of your insults speaks volumes about you,

@tatiana009 i hail, long time, i still remember kevins season and the lunch we all had ikeja GRA afterwards, hope your good.

Volumes like what, that im a fork addict? Like that is a secret? Like you need to read thru my posts before coming to that conclusion?? Your post also says a lot about your IQ