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ponytail:God bless you for this post. It is her love for strife and her trashyness that makes me dislike her sooooooo much. To further complicate matters is the fact that africa is about to crown her as one of the winners. Does it mean that africa detests peace that much? Are the words entertainment and strife similar in meaning to africa? Lovely personalities dey the show but africa, miserable africa evicted them. Nic and Miguel come to mind. So i come on nairaland to drop my sheet and the next thing i see is attack, left right and center and i would be like what the fork? is it not sad enough that africa kept keeping this girl in the house to continually torture me? Then i come on Nairaland to drop my sheet and then her die hardists want to torture me here as well THAT WONT HAPPEN!kbone:Volumes like what, that im a fork addict? Like that is a secret? Like you need to read thru my posts before coming to that conclusion?? Your post also says a lot about your IQ |
bleedinluv:(1) To start with, who the fork are you? So because you come on Nairaland to read and drop posts, i should doctor my feelings on any issue just so that you can like me and like this thread. I can no longer say stuff as i feel about it on nairaland just because i want you to like me? Are you forking kidding me? If you do not like this thread, then get the fork out. No one want you here anyways. What difference wil it make without you? FYI Nairaland is on the world wide web. That means that anyone with internet facility anywhere on the forking planet can visit these pages if they so choose.If nairaland is accessible to anyone on the planet as long as they have the resources, what difference will your not coming here make? You think nairaland is only for nigerians? I think you acted wisely by keeping quiet all this while. If you so much dislike my posts and this thread, you got 2 options. One you either get the fork out or you remain silent. EITHER WAY, I LOOK YOU IN THE EYE THRU MY SYSTEM AND I TELL YOU I DO NOT GIVE A FORK!!! AND FORK YOU IF YOU EVEN REMOTELY THINK I DO! (2) Into something like what? Like persuading people on nairaland to vote for Karen Or what miserable ideas do you have in that dysfunctional thing in your belly you call your brain?(3)You got serious issues with your sense of comprehension. Barbie said that i dont disappoint and not that i disappoint like you said in your sick post. But then how can i dissapoint you by not replying you with insults? I only stay true to my standing principle on Nairaland which is 'Someone insults fork addict, fork addict insults him/her right back' So beach, if you dont want me to insult you, then its only fair for you not to insult me. And because you insulted me in your post, ill do just that right now! Beach, who the fork are you to think you have the right to insult me and i shouldnt insult you back? My mum, dad, or my boss at work? You must be the biggest fooooooool on earth to think you got that right. I.D.IO.T like you. Na me talk say make your customers wey dey fork you left right and center no come again? Abi wetin concern me concern you? Ashewo oshi. |
tatiana009:(1) Congratulations!!!!! People are hustling to have notable titles ascribed to them e.g Your excellency, Your highness, richest man in a town or state or country or continent or even world, you dey Nairaland dey hail yourself as someone,s biggest fan. What a pity. Please go to GTB or first bank and present yourself as Karens biggest fan lets see if that will make them give you one million naira. The Karen wey you dey shout for gan sef no sabi you, you waste your time and effort to ensure she wins $200,000 and at the end of the day you wont get a kobo in compensation for your time, effort and even money spent. She wont even acknowledge your efforts in any way except for the general statement 'i thank all my fans.' You dey carry dat kind worthless title for head. Oh what a pity! (2) I agreed with you in my last response to your post that she is such a huge force cos she makes the likes of you to keep voting for her everyhour. If i may ask, do you work or are you a student? cos i cant imagine if you are fully engaged with your work or studies how the fork will you remember to keep voting on an hourly basis for someone somewhere who doesnt know you and who doesnt give a sheet about you? That apart, i ask you if you talk to your God or god every hour? I doubt that so much and please dont come here to say you do just to save your face. My point is there are many many more impotant things one can do in life than to keep voting for someone every hour. if you need suggestions, contact me and i will give you productive ideas that will fully engage you to the extent that you will skip your meals. na wa o. Karen is such a huge force as she dey take over people life so. |
tatiana009:In your opinion, one can not be a winner in life unless he is desperate. If so then you know nothing about life. So do not go about preaching such warped doctrine. tatiana009:You are just a huge joker. I guess she's such a huge force cos she makes the likes of you part with your money, expend so much time and effort in ensuring that she emerges the winner. I cant agree more with you. She's such a huge force. Why do you vote every hour by the way? Why dont you vote every minute so she takes over your life completely? |
tatiana009:You seem confused. You dont know if some of Karen's fans are joining in. Next, everyone is cheating in this game now. Everyone means everybody including Karen's fans. With that confirmation from you, if Karen eventually emerges the winner, will you be happy that naija won the show this time? I wont cos i believe very much in fair play. It doesnt matter if LUFC, LomweFC, VFC or whoever is cheating. What will be will forking be. You guys do not have to cheat. This is my point and the end product of a bad process is also bad. Victory achieved by cheating is crap. Multichoice is the biggest forked company as far as I'm concerened for failing to put measures in place to check this shameful act. But what more do i even expect? karen is desperate do i expect anything different from her fans ?? Mscheeeeew! |
tatiana009: user32:@ tatiana. So karen fans are playing fairly right? LUFC are the bad guys. Dey deceive yoursef for their dey think say you dey deceive person. Poor Africa! Multichoice organising a reality show without putting in place the necessary measures to check cheating voters! SMH |
tatiana009:@ tatiana. So karen fans are playing fairly right? LUFC are the bad guys. Dey deceive yoursef for their dey think say you dey deceive person.[/quote] |
barbiedoll:Funny how you keep contradicting yourself. You aint got my time but you keep responding to every post of mine since you thot in your deranged mind to insult me. Mu.mu. Aint got your time indeed. I no sabi who dey teach the i.di.ot english. It seems you just returned from giving a mad man BJ and he came in your mouth and you swallowed his cu.mm. So you got high on his juice and came on NL to misbehave. You whor.e |
barbiedoll:And more of my insults you most definitely shall receive you beach. If you dont want people to insult you, then you just have to learn to mind your own god.damne.d dirty business you stinking beach. Oh so you are not low and you are soooo expensive huh? You stuck your long, dirty nose in my business. You insulted me first. You maggot! Listen, go get a long and very sharp knife and mas.tur.bate with. Hopefully youll bleed to death in the process! You beach! |
^^^^^ How the fork do you sound beach? Because your sick self visits this site, i dont have the right to express my opinion anymore? ID.I.OT! You think Karen will give you one naira out of the money? Think again you misearble pathetic thing. |
user32: tatiana009:So it has now turned that dirty right? I knew it. Nobody who saw everything that i saw about Karen would dare vote for her. So you guys cant even play fair? You open multiple accounts just so that she wins. SMH. When will africa move forward with all these dirty acts ? Na real wa |
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=74782.msg8786473#msg8786473 date=1311610438]LMAO---Fork, you're really growing on me. Hope you're voting for Karen. [/quote]KA-WHAT Tufiakwa!How you dey now and how Tex? |
tashanja:FANTA WETIN ? Jesuuuuus Christ! Chei tashanja don kill me! Abeg o. I no fanta nothing. Haba. I just dey talk my own jeje as i see am. My fantassy for that house anytime anyday na Sharon O. Then we fit talk Hanni and then Weza specifically in that order. Jokes apart and dissing apart too. Karen will be the last i will want to go to bed with in that house. I was just saying that with the way she was dancing, she'll be very wild in bed that is all. I am not even sure anychic in that house can be wilder than she in bed. Maybe except for Felicia and Millicent sha.[s]Na wa o. Person gat to dey watch evryword wey im talk for here cos anything you say will be used against you in the court of Nairaland.[/s] |
romsky:Ehen. How e come take happen? E be like say you never jam bad guys. You never jam guys wey be say by the time dem fork your chic finish, she no go fit waka straight again. She go limp come house. You go ask her say wetin do her wey she dey waka like dat, she go tell you say she fall from on top okada. See this guy. |
Guys guys guys. I think i need to remind yall what it means for some random guy to fork your chic. It means your chic, the love of your life actually took this guy's deak in her mouth, sucking the head, the shaft, the balls and sucking hard like her life depended on it. Stroking it with her hand and soaking it with her saliva until it was all wet and slimy. Then the guy returns the favor. strips her, lays her on her back and spreads her legs as wide apart as possible and starts sucking her pu.s.s.y. I imagine the guy is so gooooood that with time your babe, the love of your life starts screaming his name and starts begging and wiling for him to fork her. She keeps screaming how she cant wait for his deak no more cos she will burst with passion. The the guy has mercy on your babe and pene.trates without a condom. Chineke! grinds her pussy, pumps her pussy, forks her hard and fast and also forks her slow and steady using all sorts of crazy and i mean crazy styles. forks her on the table, on the chair, on the rug, on the bed, takes her to his kitchen (assuming he stays alone), forks her there, takes her to his bathroom, forks her ther and then takes her back to his bedroom for the grand finale where he pumps her do.ggily, hard and fast with her a$s up and high in the air until he eventually comes in her pus.sss.y. The whole unholy exercise lasts about an hour and a half. Then she comes home to you asking for forgiveness. Abeg which kind BA.ST.ARD forgiveness be dat ![]() ![]() |
190: 190: 190:Wait wait wait. Guy you fall my hand men. You wey i dey always hail say you no dey vex. Na you con dey vex, dey drop voice so. |
wesley80:She may not give a hoot now (to borrow your words) but how sure are you she wont give a hoot 20 or 25 years from now? You seem to be so engrossed in the heat of the moment with this chic called karen. Fair enough if you think her conduct last saturday on continental tv is justifiable. Fair enough. |
claremont:Once there is an exit, there must be an entrance otherwise it makes absolutely no sense. So if your ar*se is an exit, where is the entrance? Your mouth? Just asking. |
tashanja:LMAO. But then you sef na wa for you. You wan go hot date and you wan watch BB eviction show together. You wan do like champion ?? ![]() |
@ Wesley, Further to my initial post on karens misbehaviour on staurday, you seem not to know that that conduct of hers has far reaching implications. You may call me an extremist but as always im only being practical on this forum and in real life. Imagine in ten or more years from now, shes a ministerial nominee or a nominee to an influential political post, do you think her opponents will not dig up that clip and build a case around it on her insuitability for the post? Citing the reason that a naija rep that could comport herself in such a disgraceful way on continental tv will only spend all the budget meant for her office on booze. Drunkenness and substance abuse are very strong factors in one's career life. Political or otherwise. Na naija we dey o. |
[quote author=Mc.Michael link=topic=654205.msg8779870#msg8779870 date=1311526385]lonwe is looking fugly tonite, jezz, karen looks like the ota mi o ni ya fo ko , fame , one legged , funny,[/quote]Yeah right. I wonder what the fork happened to the dude. Looked like he had cried a lot xos his eyes were swollen. wesley80:I elected not to discuss this issue but since you think otherwise, then discuss it we shall and here we go: I have been high a few times all my life but two things are sure. One, I dont like the feeling and two, i dont misbehave. So for a naija chic to go on continental tv, get herself drunk to the state that her sense of comprehension was impaired to the extent that she couldnt comply with a simple instruction is a disgraceful conduct to say the least. Since inception of BB, how many naija guys have gotten themselves drunk to the extent that they misbehaved in such a manner? So if guys that have always repped naija could conduct themselves appropriately, how could such an embarrassing and distatsefiul conduct by a naija girl be excused Guy how? Why the fork do you have to be dragged inside And you dismiss that kind of conduct with a wave of the hand Common man. My issues with that beach called karen and why i always criticize her on here is that, if i had a younger sister on the show that conducts herself in a like manner as karen, guy she go face family tribunal when she come back. With or without the $200,000. There is something called decorum. Reality show or otherwise.However, i can not but comment on her dance moves on saturday. With the way she worked her waist, omo if you be guy and Karen ready fork you ehn, omo ready to fork o. Otherwise you'll end up running out of the room leaving your clothes behind. That girl sure will be a tigress in bed. Her energy level and the way she worked her waist, omo i no fit shout!!! |
Do i need to say anything about Karen's conduct immediately after their party yesterday? Thinking, thinking, thinking, No i dont. By the way can someone please tell me why the fork Lomwe was crying yesternite under the sheets? This happened after the party. Please folks i'm waiting, |
wesley80:Dat one na big lie. Na you gan gan fall my hand. Can someone else in the building enlighten Wesley please. FYI I saw and heard when she was telling Vina sometime ago that they both have a lot in common. That they are both nigerians, they both hail form Plateau state bla bla bla. Karen is not from Warri. wesley80:That has been my issue with the girl. I define tv personalities' entertainment value in three dimensions. 1) Positive entertainment value: This is when someone makes me laugh or enlightens me or captures and holds my interest captive in any way. Restricting this to BB, since i started watching BB only tatiana, Munya, Michael and a few other current or ex-housemates have only had these effects on me. 2) Zero entertainment value. This is the category where many current or ex-Big brother housemates fall. Na gbogbo ero level. You know like your second class lower level in naija universities where about 85% of students in a graduating class falls. These people have nothing to offer me. I only ascribe their being on the show to luck thats all. People like Millicent, Sharon O, Wendell, Lomwe etc. should come to mind. Dem yapa. 3) Negative entertainment value: These are people who most of the time embarrass me or make me cringe or make me feel like bursting my tv and going inside the tv with a stick to whack their forking skulls with. Your dear Karen clearly for me falls in this category. blank:Chic. You sef dey there? Nna men the girl don nearly kill me men. Make she stay one place. If she wan blow fone make she blow. But make she con dey blow fone dey blow naija english join na im dey make me craze. At least i got no qualms with Vina,s accent. Cos shes consistent and even her diction and enunciation are solid. But Karen? OMG BTW folks, i think africa will save Kim. I just hope to God that doesnt happen. I just hope, |
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=654205.msg8771258#msg8771258 date=1311371352]So what's the crime in being paranoid now ehn?---- Better carry your 'ghana must go' and come and join Team Karen. I know you won't be disadvantaged if she wins (like you said)---but on Team Karen' side there's less Negative Energy, which is good for your body. I'm sure you're always frowning while typing---LOL But seriously though, you need to understand Karen--She's a village girl.(lol). Compare her behavior to Vina's and Vimbai's and you'll get what I mean. She's a warri babe, so her gra-gra is too much. However, there's something about her that's really really cool. I don't know if it's her kindness or her playfulness. If she can amplify her swag a lil' bit i.e. get more educated (I'm not sure if that's what she needs)---she'd be better off. [/quote]LMAO. So whats the crime in frowning now ehn? Shes from Jos. But then her gra gra is too much. |
As usual, this post is about Karen. Please why is that girl so so paranoid. Why is she always assuming that she was swapped or saved? Last week, she pressured Wendell into telling her that Vimbai didnt swap her. Just yesterday she also tried to drill Sharon O to assure her (Karen) that Vina saved her. How the hell can i kick this girl off my tv ?? Is she that dumb to guess that Vina had no choice but to save her? Otherwise she (Vina) would lose the naija vote when she gets to the finals. Like naija would ever vote for her in the finals sef. |
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=654205.msg8771048#msg8771048 date=1311369014]Can this show be over already?--- I'm DONE! E don do. Karen is getting on my nerves. [/quote]Hallelujah!!!!!!! I never imagined this could ever come from you. Ever. I thot you were about the biggest Karen die hardist sorry supporter on here. So teyyou were even mobilising people to vote for her. wetin con happen? The sad thing is that africa already has an impression of her and they are not ready to change that impression. No thanks to yall. Babe babe. My person. How you dey? BTW, I really love how Luclay upped his game this week. I must confess, i loved him this week. Without the arrogance, without the aggressiveness, Luclay is a cool guy to watch. The different persona he brought on the radio and tv shows were funny as hell. With his sterling performance this week, i have forgiven him his trespasses from the beginning of the show until now. If he keeps it up he will seal his chances of winning $200,000. Also, please give it up for DJ humility as he will be rocking the house this Saturday for their party.All those other DJs need to be thot what the art of DJaying is all about |
THE AMAKA:No. Plus the bosoms and [b]all that other stuff [/b]and her loudness. These are my reasons for beefing her from the start and i shall continue to do so until the show ends. And these are the reasons why she is less nigerian than Vina. |
wesley80:(1) Hallelujah!!!!!!! I never imagined this could ever come from you. Ever. (2) Hell nooooo! Vina's accent aint fake. If theres anyone with a fake accent in that house, its karen. About 19:25 today, my time, when she was having a conversation with Wendell and hanni about whatever, guy you needed to hear her talk. So So irritating. She got her accent all muddled up. Its partly arab, partly portugese and partly conc. naija. So so disgusting! |
Guys guys guys. Wait a minute. How the fork have yall been able to read and understand all your posts? As for the poster, please do not hide under the farcade that you dont want other nationals to understand you is what prompts you to post in pidging english. I am sure its because you can't post in standard queens english. Is pidgin english our official language in Nigeria now? is it? Jeez! In fact i'm outta here cos i can't understand one single post apart from the ones by toba and 190. @ toba and 190, i need you gentlemen to keep it up. Posting in pidgin? What the fork! ![]() |
What the fork is all the hullabaloo about married women sef she no know say she don marry before she start to dey find deak up and down for town![]() Mscheeeeewww. |
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THAT WONT HAPPEN!
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(at least dat was d plan, until d babi no show - kai, come see konji afterwards
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