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whatsupguys:
Yaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! Congratulations to the latest Bonnite!!!!!!!! May you have a prosperous career with NLNG. Please don't abandon us oooo....na you biko FORKADDICT!

Many thanks bro. Your own sef dey come. Just try relax. I know say e no easy... but just try. E go come.

Dat was how the horror of checking my mail every ten minutes came to a sudden end.

I thank God, I got closure on this cos I just can't imagine it spilling into next year.

And a big big shout out to my homeboy @saved2serve

MrSneh:
Congratulations Chief. We are next

Thanks. U r next in Jesus name. Cheers.

NPComplete:
Congrats bro. Abeg take am easy with them for ur present place of employment o. No do dem too much strong thing.

Lailai!

Na third world war wan start so. Na me be USA and dem be China. And na me go be the aggressor. Dem never jam!

HALLELUJAH!

FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, THE STRUGGLE THAT LASTED FOR TWO YEARS PLUS HAS COME TO AN END. OFFER LETTER RECEIVED. THANK YOU JESUS!

#CaseClosed.

JingoOAU:
Tho you have a point

Be that as it may, even the same traditional religion you mentioned, they have varieties

Which of the traditional religion would u want him to follow?

Is it sango?
Amadioha?
Soponna?
Oluweri-oya?
Obatala?
Ogun?
Etc

Esu odara, Orunmila, Ifa etc etc

AnswerP:
Guys waiting any update as to when we expect the offer letter. Your response is appreciated.

In fact I am surprised we haven't received them yet. But lets wait till the end of this week. If they don't drop, then they will not likely drop this year. The wait essentially will spill over to next year. God forbid tho.

TimeManager:
I WAIL FOR WAILERS!
Government's Fiances Are In Bad Shape Having Taken Severe Bashings From OIL PRICES And The BRIGANDAGE Of The DEPARTED GOVERNMENT- Let This Sink In!
Pdp Had Been Able To Internalise Us With Their Insanity Thereby Making "Doing It Right" Alien To Us. The Countries The OP Mentioned From Peru To Rwanda, No One Inherited TERRORISM From The Previous Ones, A Major Challenge He Failed To Factor in, Thereby Using Words Such As "IMMEDIATELY" And "QUICKLY" Loosely. What More Can Brighten Our Hope Than To See The Security Agencies Strengthened, Judiciary Empowered, TSA Implemented, Revenue-generating Agencies Sanitized. The Foundation Hitherto Set, Let The Buildups Begin. Naysayers Want CHANGE To Be Sudden But Fortunately Or Unfortunately, CHANGE Cannot Be SUDDEN But SYSTEMATIC. CHANGE IS HERE, CHANGE IS HOME.
The Truth Has Spoken!

Oh please!

For how long are you guys going to blame PDP. Let it be known that I doubt if there is any human alive that harbours as much contempt, animosity and disgust for PDP than I. He had won the elections since end of March. We are already in december with no clear sense of purpose regarding policies and strategy. Take the economy for instance, I wonder what the heck that quack minister of finance is doing. I am even confused on who is currently running the economy whether it's the CBN or she.

Now to the fuel issue. I have been at the filling station since 6am. This is about 10:30. I am still on the queue with no expected time of purchase in sight. And this was a government that kept on blasting non stop about how subsidy was non existent or was at best a scam. Only for the same forked up government to look on helplessly while the beneficiaries of the subsidy regime hold him and nigerians by our balls.

You all are shouting anti corruption all over the place like it's the Lords prayer. How does this government hope to achieve this? No sensitisation of the populace on the ills that corruption poses, no plans for reforms in the judiciary which we all know most of the time deliver judgments in favor of the highest bidder. What about the police? Extra judicial killings permeate the news like never before, illegal check points are being mounted brazenly and still 'notin dey happen'. In fact I could go on and on. But my summary is that this regime is in coma barely seven months into its life and in dire need of ER.

P.s: I voted for buhari the snail in 2007, 2011 and 2015.

airsaylongcon:
Mehn while preparing for AC I watched those videos o! There were two videos on Safety induction, one were a white dude introduced the safety (this one was older) and a more recent one were they talked about keeping petrol powered vehicles from operational areas. Also watched the replacement of the compressor(?) on train one. What am I saying sef? I watched the videos on those NLNG prizes for Literature and Science!!! Downloaded and read ALL their annual facts and figures from 2010 for added measure lol

I nor wan hear say dem shoot bird, na d bird mama come fly. Or as recently updated by those waffarians "shoot-bird-mama-fly"

Correct!

But that their annual facts and figures too big abeg. I don read 2015 own sha.

Then, I have even viewed pictures of the gym, pool, school for kids, what our lodges look like, even the plant, etc etc. I swear na only my body dey lag. My spirit don even resume for Bonny sef. Production Division. Dem just never know ni. LOL.

Saved2Serve:
you remind me of the proverbial tortise in the feacal cesspit. I can see your spirit have left your current place of work, now resident at bonny waiting for your lodge to be cleaned up while your empty body is there struggling to carry on with the job. Well, also never cease to pray for NLNG to survive till 2016 so that there won't be a synonymous story of my friend whose unlce being an EGM, HR of a big MNC, asked him to come pick up his letter of job offer in 2weeks time, only for the uncle to die before the letter was typed. . HOL--Y GHO--ST!!! FIRRRREEEE!!!!

That tortoise analogy is so so apt. In fact na real Holy Ghost Fire! Make e consume anytin wey wan stand in the way.

Saved2Serve:
never resume bro! I have to pack nah! My notice period never reach abeg. At this stage you are in the recruitment process, methink you should have depressurized your adrenaline bag to PSLL. I see no reason why you should be freaking out unless you need your first NLNG salary to sort yourself out first while they administratively tidy up their end for your onboarding....

You can use this period to rapsodize over your bonny lodge; how u will wake up each morning, hit the office/plant, learn passionately the your job. Also, spend time to relish the thoughts of how amazed and challenged you will be to meet colleagues who knows that massive plant like the back of their palms. Also, imagine when you will have gain complete mastery of the operations of all the modules of that plant after say 6months. Just create mental pictures for your next experience. Watch your weight and your john thomas my dear forkadict.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Thanks anyways but I have been doing all that. I have even viewed videos about their HSE induction and a few other ones like when they were repairing the compressor for train one or something like that. Let's just say that I am so eager to deliver to some MOFOS in my office my coup de grace having endured BULL SHEET in every sense of the word for about a decade. Beside I just want 2015 to end with full time closure on this issue. That's all. I just don't want to go into 2016 with anything else other than resumption.

Saved2Serve:
nic one bro! i also feel they are protecting their economic interest. But when shall we upgrade as a nation to this level?

I can authoritatively tell you that will not happen in this present millennium. To prove my point, ask yourself if we have achieved the level of development the US has attained as far back as the 18th century I am yet to see any technology in naija that is 100%naija. I may be wrong tho and I stand corrected. The best we do is semi knock down where we import major parts and assemble them here. We are very very very far from any technological breakthrough in this country.

In other news, you mean you have already resumed in this new job of yours? and you are already on the rig in naija? And then when do you think our offers will drop? Cos I am back to checking my mail every ten minutes like I was doing when I was expecting the interview feedback. Its so freaking frustrating. Sighs....

Saved2Serve:
Sometimes i wonder what really qualifies us as a nation. Is it the geographical landmass alone? There are lots of things happening in this nation but we don't know. They happen under our nose but little do we know about it.

Did you know that submarines from US passes through our waters undetected? I wont say more than this. I have noticed this twice since i began offshore work in Nigeria. In fact they come here for surveilance, not like they are 'passerby'. A lot of people who are aware of this claim of mine, or who have seen this beast live are just ordinary people like me.

In fact, then we became use to it, because its presence was obvious and known. I doubt our country's defence knows this. They won't know, it is sharing $2.5billion dollars for election and earmarking 370million naira for special prayers, they are good at.

I love knowing deeper secrets than what meets the eyes. We have a lot as a nation to do. Some countries have mapped out 150 years plan for genertions unborn. Yet all that graces our news headlines are 'GRAFT CASES'. #HopeNotLost#

If na dat one, US subs patrol every single ocean in the world. And most of them undetected. The President of the US being referred to as the most powerful man on the planet no be by mouth. As for your claim that their presence is obvious and known, I guess that is because they are in a friendly territory or waters. Otherwise, no one would have known. Stealth is an inherent property in the design and construction of US subs.

Meanwhile, this naija is one messed up country. We never consider merit in anything we do in this country. As I sabi pray reach, dem no share one kobo out of the 370 milla come my side o.

370 million for prayers?

Abeg na who tell Dasuki and Jonathan say I no sabi pray

Psalm18:
Robust reply is
Vroom, vroom, va va zoom

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Robust reply indeed!

Saved2Serve:
I am happy you were blessed.

I wasn't blessed sha o. Cos I missed the seemingly interesting post. How you go take help your broda na?

Saved2Serve:
if you are a hopeful for pre-employment medical examination. kindly write your resignation letter now (an act of faith), print it out. Speak to it, pray upon it. Stick it on your room wall and pray upon it every morning for God to expedite its postage. Meanwhile, i have got another Job. Good offer!! Glory be to God! I have my medicals coming up soon. Some one gave a pre-medical prep tips. So funny; The eve of the med-exam day, eat good number of banana, of course you know the immediate health benefits of banana. Google it. Skip breakfast on the d-day. Take a glass of water in the morning. If you have not taken your hepatitis-A vaccine or whatever hepa- endeavor to do so.

Let us support this government to build a better Nigeria. we have no other home on this planet. You will ever be a second class citizen anywhere you travel to. East, west, North and south, Home is the best....I dey tell you for real. You are first off a NIGERIAN before being a wailer or a hailer. Saved2serve's home coming Q1 of 2016. May God bless you all. Amii!!!

Big congratulations to you on your new offer bro. I wish you the very best. But what if our guys from Bonny come calling? What then happens?

Nice one anyways.

CHM11:
pls ensure that you are currently resident in Nigeria before you praise this current administration!! you cant just sit in europe, asia, america etc, after reading things said or written by Lair Mohammed, then you think you know it all !...we are in a deep mess over here...freefall things ....the country is hanging on a thin thread....monies piled up in banks....people are scared to invest or even take loans. CBN is borrowing from banks at 4% and borrowing to banks at 11% in an asymmetrical relationship style.

everything is just messed up and all we have been hearing is the last administration this , the last administration that...you are there now ...get to work!!!!....

Review Fashola's comments and approach since he became a minister...true progressive...thinking smart and thinking out of the box, that even the opposition would be forced to applaud....i would have preferred a Fashola as president.

anyway, hopefully, things will get better ....

Fashola as President and you think there will be any such phrase as 'common man?' Fashola is an extortionist to the core!

tk4rd:
Hehehehehehe.. My brother, no vex oooo.. The Lady is really appearing in my dreams at all times"

Egbami!

You mean say @LadyF na Karishika?

Nice to know that the oil spill has been mopped up and the environment is now clean.

nitrogen:
Tell the mod to hide their posts......simples!

I don't even know who the mod of this thread/section is. Do you? If yes Pls tell me.

@naastyme.

Please edit your post on the previous page. Kindly treat as urgent. Many thanks in advance.

@Spiro007. We await you as well.

@Spiro007.

Please modify your post on the previous page. Kindly treat as urgent. Many thanks in advance.

#OperationCleanUp

Many times, I just cant help but wonder how @Nicer must be feeling whenever he goes thru this thread. Just chilling in his office with a cup of coffee and some snacks, reading thru the permutations, rebuttals, counter permutations, expressions of frustration, expression of hope, anger etc etc.

I really wonder what will be going thru his mind and what he will be feeling like enjoying the suspense he is putting us thru.

@Nicer, I am still very much loyal o. Na wonder I just dey wonder o...

see as I open mouth and I no fit close am again.

Saved2Serve:
"Don't bicker no more" simply means continue the bickering. If you are admonishing both, why quote forkadict abi u wan be corruptible judge? Meanwhile, at that atima-T, venue-V, occasion-O shall all karid nlng hopefuls be made hyperkarid entities. Guys check ur mails today by 5:30pm.

Maguy, I hope you have already sought asylum in the US or UK. Cos in barely 2 hours from now at that atima-T, venue-V, occasion-O when we all shall check our mails and find nothing from NLNG, my broda, guys will demand for your head o.

firstworld:
Keep uncovering people's tracks. Its a good job. Others are building estates and you are checking up people. I wonder how old you are. Busy man!

Keep trolling on Nairaland. Its a good job. Others are building estates and you are trolling. I wonder how old you are. Busy man!

firstworld:
Thanks for the insults. Didn't expect anything better from you. Life doesn't begin and end where you think. Remember.

Yeah right!

Now claiming to be the victim.

Mtscheeeew!

Moving on please...

I feel like slapping some sense into this old dunce. Just get to work old man gaddamnit!

For the past 3 days, I haven't had more than six hours power supply,now add fuel scarcity to the terrible mix and this old man is not even saying anything to anyone. He is just globe trotting all over! Naija I bow o.

Before you call your father a wailer, ask yourself if you voted for him in 2007, 2011, and 2015 cos I did.

Saved2Serve:
Here is a confluence; EHs meeets GTs. Let us keep pushing our lives like Nlng aint on our lists. Meanwhile, I have another interview on wednesday in lagos. Same oil n Gas chase. Wish me well guys!

@forkadict, can you believe up till now, Nlng hasn't reinbursed us our transfare to interview venue? Lolzz-its amazing! Things are changing and we all must never understimate the power of things going differently as expected. I dnt trust any system until the reaction is complete. Yes! They took our bank account details on a log book.

@Forkadict have you thought if EHs coming from other sectors not purely O/G will be sent on training or theey gonna leaarn on the job( OJT). Just to tell you guys, Nlng is also cutting cost and training is inclusive.

My secret advice to GTs, read n read and know the nlng plant, industry like you have worked there b4. Do this before ur interview. Eg I mean, if at interview u are asked what do you know about a compressor? Pls don't just define it and keep mute. Define it, give example, touch on its operating principle and also gv an example of compressor that an LNG baseload plant uses or can use. Don't rest your oars on " I be GT, am not expected to know this". Bros, if u dnt know it and one person knows it, ee don bizzle for u. Pls prepare like u be EH applicant.

Eg: a compressor is an isentropic device which increases the pressure of a gas or air by adiabatically reducing its volume. This device comprise of 3-types- centrifugal bla bla bla. One good example of a compresso used to run a base load LNG plant is an aeroderivative compressor.

Prove to the panel that with the slightest induction and OJT, you can hit the ground running in your new post. Training money n oversea abracadabra don dey give them headache oh! Then ask for God's GRACE.

~saved2serve reporting from a saucekid~

I was just about to say that I hope the GTs will not be annoyed that EHs have come to hijack their thread but then I was like 'shebi dem too dey come EH thread. So no yawa.'

Well I am surprised by your claim of your transport expenses not being reimbursed to date. That is serious. I really don't understand what's going on.

I am one of the very few EHs that will be coming in from other sectors outside oil and gas. I have my 'gbef' experience in manufacturing. I still remember the complex and anxiety i surferred on the interview date seeing many guys from the oil and gas industry. NNPC, Shell, etc. I was like 'Ogbeni forkadict, na which experience you get wey you wan face these guys so?' Then the word of the Lord from the book of Zacharia came to me that ' This is the word of the Lord unto forkadict that it is not by power nor by might but by my spirit' And really and truly, everything else is history.

As for formal/scheduled training, I don't think there will be any training in the beginning. But perhaps training may be arranged later for anyone with egregious short comings if such short comings are discovered with time. But as for me, I don't expect any training apart from OJT.

I wish you the very best in your interview. You really have options to play with o. And I envy you sha.

As for the rest of your post, GTs Don pass all that level tey tey o. Na medicals dem dey brace up for so.

firstworld:
(1)U just dey talk like small pikin. (2) Must they tie their lives to NLNG job. (3) Advise them to move on with their lives. (4) If you live in PHC, start walking from Abali Park to NLNG Intels Office, count all the buildings and cars on both sides of the road. Are they owned by NLNG staff only? (5) Is it a life and death matter? Abeg leave matter.

(1) You wey dey talk like grand pa. Sannu. E pele.

(2) I never said they should.

(3) Why can't you do that? Or have you had both of your hands amputated by Boko Haram? Even if you did, you could as well explore the same means you used to type that crap up there to advise them.

(4) Why didn't you advise them to walk from Abali park to Maiduguri? Just to give more emphasis to your dum.b argument. Imagine a dimwit like you attaching the essence of life to buildings and cars? So that is all that defines your miserable, unfortunate and pathetic life? Buildings and cars No further comments.


(5) Who said it was?

Who tha fork is this piece of sheet anyway? **sigh**

DIVINE78:
I'm happy to know the VP started from a humble beginning.
As always, wailers are sad.

STFU!

I went to make enquiries about their fees about a year ago for my baby. And I was told it was over a million naira for a session. Nursery school o.

I was tempted to ask the teacher whether on graduating from the school, my baby will graduate as a lawyer or as an engineer or as a doctor. Cos many universities do not even pay a quarter of that per session.

that is the school you refer to as 'humble beginning'

gj:
Hello house, does anyone has idea of NLNG remuneration?

Please check one of @saved2serve's posts on the previous page.