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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:42am On Nov 26, 2015
MrSneh:
Everything will work out for good. All the best chief. Thanks.
Absolute pleasure bro. I wish you the same.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:38pm On Nov 25, 2015
[quote author=MrSneh post=40396902][/quote]As for the likelihood of offer letters coming in on Monday, it's just a conjecture. Cos we anticipate early January resumption and most employers require one month notification. If they serve the letters Later than Monday, then early January resumption may be compromised.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:15pm On Nov 25, 2015
[quote author=MrSneh post=40396902][/quote]They asked that we send a couple of documents to them. Please don't ask me what documents.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:13pm On Nov 25, 2015
tk4rd:
Guy... u no wan put mouth for the matter.??
Guy, wetin I wan talk kwanu?

With the way I keep checking this thread for updates, one would think I am one of the GT hopefuls. And many times, I wished I would end up in HR in our company. Omo men, you go fear massive reforms wey I go push thru na. That indicates how much I identify with this struggle.

This whole saga marvels me I tell you. 2 freaking yearshuh

@All,

I hope it is now settled that January resumption is ruled out. This is because you still have four major hurdles to cross. One is notification of AC outcome. Two, medical exam and review by their medical team. Three, initiation of the administrative process of joining the company and then four a convenient time line for your exits from your present companies. And today is Nov 25th
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 2:32pm On Nov 25, 2015
naastyme:
Nigeria is always Nigeria shaa. It's like a curse. Professionalism isn't our thing.

I remember when applying for my msc in one of the best universities in the UK, I always had a firsthand correspondence with the university despite the 1000s of applicants they would be dealing with. I was very impressed and remember saying to myself they were treating me as if I was the only applicant, being the first time I ever had such treatment.

Fastfoward, I had never had any issues corresponding with any of the numerous jobs I had had to apply for in the UK. I was so carried along I knew exactly what was happening at any point of the recruitment stages. All I had to do was check my account online, send and email, or call.

I wonder when Nigerian companies will start treating potential employees with the respect they deserve and appreciate the fact that the need to impress is twoways. It is embarrassing that even NLNG isn't immune to such unprofessionalism.
PoliticsRe: #FuelScarcity Trending On Twitter by forkadict(m): 10:21am On Nov 25, 2015
Frankiss44:
Any anti Buhari thread does get up to 3 pages... Because APC e-rats avoid these topics like ebola... And they are dey majority here on Nairaland.. Roughly 80 percent
Wrong!

I am a hardcore Buhari fan. I voted for him in 2007, 2011 and 2015. But I must say thus far, I am disappointed big time in his tenure so far. One would think that his desperation in gunning for the office which made him contest about 4 times, he would hit the ground running and that there would be a major shift from the status quo. But the idi.ot is proving to be overwhelmed by the demands of the office of the president.

Mtschew!

But this would still not have made me vote for PDP. Lai lai..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Experienced Hire Result Is Out!! by forkadict(m):
Alright guys, following yesterday's communication from our guys, I strongly feel offer letters would be served next week likely on Monday.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 11:00am On Nov 23, 2015
Oops! My sincere apologies.

Thanks for the correction @Titaniium, @NPComplete and @cashme28.

I thot it was concluded in August.

In any case best of luck still.

And this is the week.....LOL
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:44am On Nov 23, 2015
Ok guys. As much as I understand your agitations for feedback from our guys, I just want to chip in that all your anxiety until now have only been uncalled for. Uncalled for in the sense that you were told to expect feedback twelve weeks after AC. That deadline only just elapsed cos AC was concluded end of August. So any over the top emotions/agitations from now onward is very much justified.

As I have always said on here, I wish every single guy on here best of luck. Most especially my home boys whom I will specifically mention their names when the time is right.

This will likely be the week. LOL.

Best of luck guys. Again and again and again...
EducationRe: Unilorin Set To Use Drones For Exam Monitoring And Surveillance by forkadict(m): 4:59pm On Nov 22, 2015
SuPeRq:
Better by drone....... Sorry better by stress
Sorry, it's better by far.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 12:12pm On Nov 21, 2015
Saved2Serve:
Forkdict, i am a fan of yours! In fact, your post just gave me goose pimple, but i will say something here in coming weeks. Meanwhile i have joined the waiting club of NLNG. if you don't have faith and strong will, this is one of the most difficult times psychologically. Meanwhile, @ forkadict, have you guys been reinbursed for your trans-fare to the interview venue? How long apart did it take after the interview? I just need to put 2 and 2 to deduce something. We never get anything, at least the 1k alert could have been a good pointer to something to hold unto in terms of solving the myriads of post-interview puzzles and questions buzzing up n down my head and those of my new friends.
Good to know that the feeling is mutual.

About reimbursement, we were actually sorted the same day shortly before stepping into the judgement room. (The interview room).
CareerRe: When Doctor Asks You "Are You Sexually Active?" In Front Of Your Mum by forkadict(m): 12:06pm On Nov 21, 2015
My response to the doctor as the kid would be 'Haba doctor, na which kain endtime question be dis na?'
CareerRe: When Doctor Asks You "Are You Sexually Active?" In Front Of Your Mum by forkadict(m): 12:04pm On Nov 21, 2015
mimicious:
My reply will be

Me: what is sex undecided
Meanwhile she no go know say you be ogbologbo.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Slam Buhari, Marketers Over Fuel Scarcity- PUNCH by forkadict(m): 12:01pm On Nov 21, 2015
onatisi:
this isn't a matter of pdp or apc ,but the person presented and the person ruling. There is no amount of waking up you can do for buhari,he simply doesn't know what to do that is what I am saying. He is confused and everything around him is strange.bros,how do you wake up a 75years old man to start acting and behaving like a 40 or 50 year oldhuh? Age isn't on his side and he hasn't even developed himself academically to be able to face the nation problems and challenges as a civilian president
O pari.




We Don enter am for Naija. I am positive however that the VP and Fashola will not allow him to fail tho.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Slam Buhari, Marketers Over Fuel Scarcity- PUNCH by forkadict(m): 11:40am On Nov 21, 2015
onatisi:
majority of us that supported gej did it because there was no better alternative,if a person like pat utomi or even atiku had contested many ppl that voted for pdp would have voted for them. Anyone that was alive during buhari first term between 83 and 85 will tell you how docile and weak buhari is .idiagnon was the main anchor man and that was why ibb and co had to trick him to Saudi Arabia for hajj before giving buharo dirty slaps and beatings out of aso rock. The way this nation is now,buhari is no longer in control he is just there as a dummy figure the same way he was during his first tenure. The budget will be written from Lagos and approved by tinubu before buhari can do anything . Just wait and see. The FG will borrow ,borrow,borrow until there is no other option than to sell this nation, what happened in Lagos and osun state in the area of debt accumulation is what will happen to Nigeria as a whole .
Hey bro, don't get me wrong. I have never been and will never be a PDP supporter. All my rants and complaints should not be misconstrued as a wish for PDP o. Rather they are wishes that this old guy should just WAKE THA FORK UP AND GET TO WORK!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 11:12am On Nov 21, 2015
Saved2Serve:
the same thing i met. i just lucked up and faced it with God. All that will happen has already been destined from the onset, so hoarding info or not. The chosen of the Lord must stand. That is why i even didn't care to exchange phone contacts at interview venue because after my little inquiry and chit-chat with some guys who just bagged into me trying to know where i was working (just to gauge their chances). Siege Mentality! I discovered that they all were ardent followers of nairaland NLNG threads. They come and read - gain insights and gather info but won't contribute and share their own experiences and thoughts. I left the venue solo. Let us all stick to our isolation, no need to form alliance or team till we get to bonny, that is if it is God's wish that we even get to bonny.

I learnt something in this NLNG recruitment about connecting with people on nairaland even when it seems we all are chasing one common "limited" chances of success. A guy opened a thread asking who have received an invitation from NLNG, nobody responded. I responded to the guy in affirmation. We connected offline, and it happened that he graduated from my alma mata/department, but my junior at that and he had already collected his certificate, which i never knew was ready for collection. He told me to rush to school and pick up mine by all means so as not to jeopardize my chances at interview - for it looked some how for older grad to present statement of result while he the junior presented original certificate. I had 5days to get this before interview, God helped me, i did. Guess what? at interview, one candidate who graduated from same school with us came for interview but with statement of result. He is on this nairaland, he read that thread on our recruitment, yet he chose not to respond. had he communicated on that thread, he also would have known that our alma mata have started issuing out certificates. well, he was shocked to be singled out during accreditation and questioned why his junior (me) in school came with certificate and he (older set) came with statement of result? After the interview he called me to inquire in amazement if i really graduated from same school with him. I understood his surprise because i too have done all i could to get my certificate before but it met brick wall. No man is an island. Had he connected with us on nairaland he too would have known that his certificate was ready for collection. see in this life, nobody is in competition with me. I am only competing against myself - just to strive and beat my earlier records. simple!!

what am saying in essence is, guys ripe urself of these siege mentality and that feeling that you are competing against every naira, post and land. For me, what is mine is mine. if i dont get NLNG job, it is not as a result of what information i shared or how i gave out my success secret. No!! it is because it is not saved2serve's divine choice, though it may be humanly my choice. At the end of the day, i prefer divine courses to abound for me above my humanly wishes.
My exact sentiment when we were still prepping for the interview. In fact on the first page of the EH thread was this guy (not @maxmayor) that seemed to know so much about the structure of the interview but never told us anything. In fact I sent him a mail asking for tips after reassuring him that we were not vieing for the same position. For where? The guy blanked all through.

Fast forward to a year later, I don't think he is still in the race cos if he were, he would have at least acknowledged on the thread. He struck me as a loud mouthed kinda guy.

I absolutely agree with you that this NLNG thingy is all divinely appointed and if you don't get in its not because of things you shared or didn't share prior to the interview. At least in my case, when I first saw the ad, i was like, omo, na winch these guys wan hire sha. I thot their requirements were unachievable for me and as such I didn't apply. But I thank God for a colleague of mine that God sent to continually pester me to apply. I still did not apply until the deadline expired. So during one of his pestering sessions, he asked if I applied. I told him I didn't and beside it was too late to do so at the time because the deadline had expired. That was when he told me that the deadline had been extended by a week due to network issues. But in retrospect, i think the extension was given because I hadn't sent in my application after the 2 week initial deadline expired. I eventually did and now see what God in his infinite mercies has done.

I need to tell you that I like your thought process and I really would like to be friends with you when we arrive Bonny as long as you are not the 'forming' type.

Cheers bro.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Slam Buhari, Marketers Over Fuel Scarcity- PUNCH by forkadict(m): 10:43am On Nov 21, 2015
onatisi:
[b][/b] you don't know buhari,if you like cry blood ,insult his father or mother,nothing moves him ,he will only act when feels it is time. Someone that spent 7 months thinking about who he wants to work with,how many months do you think it will take him to finish studying the petroleum industryhuhhuhhuh He needs to study it as if he is studying for waec or jamb before he will know what to do ,then he will spend another 3months deciding when to act. So pls bro don't be in a rush ,na like that you go dey queue for filling station till January so better get used to it. Sai Baba ,sai buhari ,change .
I dey vex for the guy but your post made me laugh. The guy is tending towards what in mathematics is called 'error factorial'.

Imagine wasting the whole nation's time for six months plus only for him to bring in people I knew from election time were potential ministers.

Buhari, you need to wake up o.

But despite all these, Naija is a doomed and godforsaken country cos I don't consider that evil and demonically possessed POP an option. So, long story short, we are stuck with this dumbo.

Oloun, the guy dey behave like retarddd
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Slam Buhari, Marketers Over Fuel Scarcity- PUNCH by forkadict(m): 10:18am On Nov 21, 2015
Na real wa for dis Buhari guy sha. Having contested thrice and losing, one would think his eventual win would really bring about a massive and decisive shift from the status quo when he assumes office. Even more disgusting and annoying is the fact that he was busy running his leaking mouth against subsidy calling it a scam, fraud or what have you. Alas, he was sworn in and he seems to be so clueless as to how to solve this brouhaha.

I am so angry and irritated by this aboki guy. Buhari, it's time to act abeg. You don't need six months to solve this issue once and for all. I am currently at a filling station and wasted over an hour without getting fuel.

Before you call your father a wailer, ask yourself if you voted for Buhari in 2007, 2011 and 2015. Cos I did.
TravelRe: Ogun Crashes Kill 20 As Commuters Blame Bribe-taking Policemen (PIC) by forkadict(m): 10:23am On Nov 19, 2015
I just don't understand why the fork this buhari guy hasn't sacked that useless IG called Arase. This buhari guy's display of confusion is amazing. I am fast losing my patience mehn.

Before you call your father a wailer, ask yourself if you voted for buhari in 2007, 2011, and 2015 cos I did.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Experienced Hire Result Is Out!! by forkadict(m): 7:35pm On Nov 16, 2015
Saved2Serve:
Hewww!!!! What a long walk to success. Finished by 10:43 am. At the venue, we were a total of 7 candidates from the 36 states of the country, 5 dudes and 2 damsels. Finished accreditation and validation test, proceeded to oral interview made up of the H.O.D, process engineer, HR personnel and a guy from production dept . The questions were more of technical and behavioural. After the introduction of the panel members by themselves I was asked to introduce myself. I started well and ended well. Then the H.O.D went so technical, i mean in depth. ;he fired all cylinders on all fronts, i gave him responses that made him shake head with a smile on his face as if we both attended same gas treatment training in Aberdeen. I knew the technical phrases and terminologies he was expecting to hear and I was dishing it out to him well. Never forgot my S.T.A.R approach to behavioural interview questions. rest of the interview was wonderful. I killed it by God's grace. The validation test was cool, a couple of the questions I found in the first test were repeated, i guess it was to really validate the candidacy of the previous test taker.it was just there!!! (Lol). To God be the glory, he has the final say. At the end of the day either way the pendulum swings na GODWIN.....Thank you all for your prayers.

No information from a good 'sauce' but I have one from a 'gander'
Very nice report. I am very hopeful for you. So when did they say they would get back to you on the outcome of the interview?

So what does your gander have for us?

BTW, this thread is under siege by the GTS lol.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Indirectly Made Fashola His Second In Command by forkadict(m): 3:46pm On Nov 12, 2015
firstEVA:
With the appointment of Babatunde Fashola as Minister for Power, Works and Housing, it is very clear that the president has so much confidence in Fashola, I am tempted to conclude that if not for the negative response which would have greeted a muslim/muslim ticket for presidency, Buhari would have picked Fashola as running mate. This is his own smart way of making Fashola his second in command. Osibanjo is just there like a piece of ornament.
Shut tha fork up!

Prof Yemi Osinbajo remains the second in command whilst BRF is a minister of the Federal republic of Nigeria.

Nasty propagandists/alarmists trying to sow the seed of discord where there shouldn't be none!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Experienced Hire Result Is Out!! by forkadict(m): 3:42pm On Nov 12, 2015
jomson:
Why you are likely not to land a job through job boards http://femiojomo.com/why-you-are-likely-not-to-get-a-job-through-job-boards/

3 Secrets to writing a CV that attracts more interviews http://femiojomo.com/3-secrets-to-writing-a-cv-that-attracts-more-interviews/

Introduction to Interview Checklist http://femiojomo.com/introduction-to-interview-checklist/
Wetin dey worry dis one?

Are you blind or what the heck is wrong with you?

Of all threads on nairaland, you choose this one to post your scamhuh?

Ogbeni, waka far from this thread.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Experienced Hire Result Is Out!! by forkadict(m): 9:36am On Nov 12, 2015
Saved2Serve:
will answer just two of your questions distinctively and others would share a generic rejoinder. OK! yes i am an EH. 'group candidacy' means i am part of the last batch of applicants currently at the farthest of the NLNG recruitment stages (dnt ask me about my 'sauce' or 'gander'). The reason why other EHs n prolly GTs are holding on for us to tie up this whole recruitment issh as a bunch.

Then all other questions of yours has this as answer, "You wanting to be certain about my assertions still does not change the fact that Nov, 30th by 5:58pm is a day to reckon. Enough of these inductive and deductive reasoning with my recruitment journey. It took forkadict way longer time than it took me. I am on my last lap just under 13months of role advert. So just keep your hope alive. Away from this bro, the expected gross remuneration for EH with 7 - 10years experience is between 18 - 25million/annum.
Thanks so much for your rejoinder. I wish you all the best in the interview. Please come back to us on how it all went down. I personally am with you in the spirit on this.

And many more thanks on the remuneration info. Na dat one totori my belle pass.

Anxiously waiting for Nov 30th, 5:58 pm. OR SOONER!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Experienced Hire Result Is Out!! by forkadict(m): 8:50am On Nov 12, 2015
Saved2Serve:
15th october...i guess my group's candidacy and recruitment process is affecting the GTs and other waitlisted EHs. Dont worry, we all will be concluded upon this november. Dec will be a one month grace for EHs who would notify their current employers of their resignation. January is a fresh and clean slate to start a "NEW LIQUID LIFE"
There's so much info embedded in this post of yours and I have many queries as well.

1. What do you mean by 'my group's candidacy?'
2.Are you coming in as experienced hire of GT?
3.How sure are you that we all will be concluded upon this November? Including GTs? They will be very much interested in this response.
4. How sure are you as well that the start of a 'new liquid life' (and I love the sound of that expression by the way) is slated for January?

Kindly respond.

Regards.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Becomes Minister For Power, Housing And Works: A New Dawn! by forkadict(m): 5:01pm On Nov 11, 2015
Sagamite:
From the daft opinion you pulled from your moronic arsse?
From the daft opinion your father pulled from his erectile dysfunctional deak.

nasty Assswipe!
PoliticsRe: Fashola Becomes Minister For Power, Housing And Works: A New Dawn! by forkadict(m): 5:00pm On Nov 11, 2015
Sagamite:
But the all support you ashawo means of survival? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
na how much be your brassier? I need to send you a truckload of brassiers.

assssshole
PoliticsRe: Fashola Becomes Minister For Power, Housing And Works: A New Dawn! by forkadict(m): 4:59pm On Nov 11, 2015
Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So you are back to running again when you realise you have to name 5? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Fuuktards come online and give their unsolicited dumb opinions that they can't defend.

Look at the cretin calling Fashola mediocre. undecided
Running from who? LMAO.

You, your father, your grand father and great grand father can not make me run.

I already gave you an assignment regarding Donald Duke but I guess you are too dumb to handle it.

No further comments foooool.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Becomes Minister For Power, Housing And Works: A New Dawn! by forkadict(m): 3:26pm On Nov 11, 2015
sandraokosun1:
nt just abt lagos having igr, its a complex volatile state ask ambode why he cant even manage what he meant how much more add to it, is it nt same igr now with an apc fg.
Absolutely.

As for Ambode, he is busy with licking Ojuyobo's ass on a full time basis. So I don't expect ANYTHING from him.

Which still boils down to my point all along that it is because of the excess supply of confused and daft mofos in governance e.g ambode et all that has made fashola (an average achiever IMO) a superstar.

It is a very sad situation.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 3:18pm On Nov 11, 2015
vantage7:
It was okoope, beht erm...dis guy wey u don berate finish also been dey constantly tell us say de GT process get as e be say things don slow down for dat area.
Yeah! That was the sauce.

He said something like they were concentrating on EH and not GT for now. And behold, days later, the invites dropped for medicals.

Make una give that guy close monitoring.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Becomes Minister For Power, Housing And Works: A New Dawn! by forkadict(m): 3:14pm On Nov 11, 2015
Sagamite:
I gave you 5, you were running without even naming one.

What stupidity are you demonstrating by saying "Okay, it's now one and no longer five. I think we are getting somewhere".

You did not understand the statement I made that you could not list one?

Now tell me why you think Duke was better than Fashola and then list the other 4 that would make your list and DON'T RUN now.
Wait a minute!

First of all, na your papa and mama dey demonstrate stoopidity.

Again, I have always known you to be foolish but only gave you the benefit of doubt by indulging you with responses to your idi.iotic quotes.

But then, you convinced me beyond all reasonable doubts that you are a fooooooooool by using abusive lingua with me.

In this light, id.iot, I hereby un-follow this thread since you have proven to be toooo dafftt to have a conversation without insulting people.

I wonder what your life is like offline. You must be some miserable and frustrated pusssy.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Becomes Minister For Power, Housing And Works: A New Dawn! by forkadict(m): 2:30pm On Nov 11, 2015
Sagamite:
So you are telling me you can't name 1 person, not even 5 people, more competent than him?
Oh! Okay, it's now one and no longer five. I think we are getting somewhere.

FYI, Donald Duke.

get the before and after situations of CrossRiver state before you counter this.

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