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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:01am On Oct 16, 2015
artmedia:
lol. He was just being sarcastic.
Oh! Okay then. No worries.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 4:46pm On Oct 15, 2015
sexyjob:
NLNG does not pay much.
I would have loved to engage you on this statement but I guess time will tell...

Beside, 'pay' is relative.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 4:28pm On Oct 15, 2015
airsaylongcon:
*original entry deleted*
Ahn Ahn!

Why you just dey delete entries na?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 11:47am On Oct 14, 2015
windows98:
Hahaahahaa...at this point you guys would believe anything. Me sef na NLNG staff o, my dept needed 10 but then we got 6
THIS IS A CONFIRMED SAUCE!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala Backs Buhari On Corruption War by forkadict(m): 4:52pm On Oct 13, 2015
Edwin Clark, NOI, Stella Oduah all crucifying the pitiable, corrupt thief GEJ.

Next up is Dieziani 'Grand Thief' Madueke.

Naija, I hail thee!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 4:07pm On Oct 13, 2015
No talk of remuneration yethuh No one with 'sauces' to feed the house in this regard?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m):
coolio2014:
Constant inbox and Nairaland checking....
I have been doing this for the past one year or thereabout. My e-mail is permanently open on my system at work and I refresh almost every five minutes. For me, the past one year has been very long, tedious and difficult.

Even tho, I have nothing at stake in the GT case, I can attest to the fact that the suspense here is both tangible and contagious. I think of that moment when mails start dropping informing some that they were successful and informing others they were not and I shudder.

My heart is everyone on here as you all navigate that all defining moment.

PEACE
PoliticsRe: Breaking: We Have No Plans To Charge Former Oil Minister Alison Madueke - UK by forkadict(m): 9:18pm On Oct 05, 2015
Rubbish news.

You have no plans to charge the thief but you arrested her and released her on bail. The question is why?
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-Madueke Was Not In Court Today - Kayode Ogundamisi by forkadict(m): 4:51pm On Oct 05, 2015
Isi ginni?

13 Billion menini?

13 Billion kini yen?

13 Billion POUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

***Fork adict passes out***
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 3:34pm On Oct 04, 2015
Singing the remix of the song titled Do Something by Koker...

It's the remiiiiiiiiiiix...

NLNG do sometin o

Letter lon fi n do sometin o

NLNG do sometin o

Letter lon fi n do sometin o

E ba ngbe

Pa ra ra ra ra pa ra ra ra

Letter lon fi n do sometin o











The wait is not easy but by God's grace it shall end well.
PoliticsRe: CCB Trial: We Are Behind Saraki And Can’t Abandon Him – PDP by forkadict(m): 10:53am On Sep 28, 2015
rusher14:
Olisa Metuh come on now.

The question that should be asked is if it is political?

Really??

Not whether he is guilty?

Is this your party's stance or your personal opinion?

If this is the Party’s stance then it's little wonder you are now the opposition.

You are free to stand behind any candidate of your choice but it says a lot about your ethics and morals as a party when guilt is thrown to the dogs.

If this is your cloak and dagger response as you plan to occupy the leadership of the house through subterranean maneuvering, then we'll see how it pans out.

All in all, sad commentary from a party spokesperson.
Sound and objective post.

To further add to ths saddening commentary is this extract beneath

Metuh said, “We have no candidate for the office of the Senate President, because we have a fit person occupying the position for now.


In other words, Saraki is an agent of PDP for Metuh to have said this oh ha.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 10:18am On Sep 28, 2015
vantage7:
(1) Therefore, if none of the GT candidates make the required cutoff, they'll employ no one.

(2) BUT, if all of us make the cutoff, they'll employ all of us, some with immediate effect and others on a waiting list.
(1) Absolutely true. It has happened before. With experienced hires sha.

(2) Absolutely false. It hasn't happened before. Rather than that, the bar would be raised. Who hires 500 extremely well paid recruits in one fell swoophuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:21am On Sep 18, 2015
tk4rd:
These days, the waiting have seriously awoken the fear in me..
I alwys ask myself every now and then what would happen if per-chance my name is not on the list.??
Yeaa.. I would cry.. Yeaa.. I would cry well well.
But after the crying, can I really move on with my life like nothing happened.? Especially now that I have fallen so much in love with the company....
The fear is just too much..
I dream of NLNG everyday and everywhere, even during short naps at daytime..
I can't imagine not fulfilling this dream.
The thought of it alone is so scary.
Wow! I don't even know what to say. I was in this same position over a decade ago but the company was Schlumberger. Fresh from school with my hard earned upper second class degree, working with Schlumberger was all the option I felt I had at the time. In fact, it was the thought of working at Schlumberger alone that motivated me to study HARD, to keep pushing when my brain, body and soul were tired, to stay up late at night reading, avoiding girls and other distractions such as partying, playing chess etc like a plague. That thought even made me influence my NYSC posting to Delta state and eventually Warri. I applied to them from camp and sat the test. I passed and was dropped after the interview mainly as a result of in exposure. Oh boy! I cant describe the feeling when the recruiter told me I didn't make it past the interview stage. All the strength I had left me. I felt very weak and dizzy at the same time. To, date, I still don't know how I survived that ordeal. I couldn't eat or sleep well for a vey long time afterward. It was just like I has the premonition that with that missed opportunity, breaking into the oil and gas industry would take a very long time. Here I am, still trying to achieve that goal a decade later. So bro, trust me when I tell you that I perfectly understand how you feel.

My earnest prayer is that may God make us all laugh and give testimonies this year when this never ending NLNG experience is over.
Music/RadioRe: Top Five Hiphop Lyricist In Nigeria Right Now-Opinion by forkadict(m): 12:10pm On Sep 17, 2015
Djicemob:
Who be MI? undecided
Oh! so na all these abe igi rappers wey una dey mention be rappershuh

I dey laff
Music/RadioRe: Top Five Hiphop Lyricist In Nigeria Right Now-Opinion by forkadict(m): 10:50am On Sep 17, 2015
@ OP,

So you rate top 5 lyricists for naija and you no put MI?

I dey laff.
CrimeRe: See Photos Of A Thief Caught At Ikeja This Morning And Nearly Beaten To Death by forkadict(m): 10:44am On Sep 17, 2015
This is a true ambassador of Ndigbo.

Igbo Kwenu!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 9:09am On Sep 17, 2015
vantage7:
You are asking if NLNG would cater for the transportation of its own staff because AFAIK and as has been discussed on this thread some time ago, people rarely fail medicals and this is a company that even has a contract with a certain charter airline for the management of transportation of its staff and contractors to and from Bonny, Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt.
Erm, **coughs**

You really mean that people rarely fail medicals? Even if the person is HIV positivehuh Please confirm.

Cos I know of a potentential recruit that failed our company's medicals sha o. In fact 2 of them. I know cos I was close to our recruiter in an official capacity tho. But i dont know on what grounds they failed.

***Dancing Shakiti Bobo in anticipation of your response being in the affirmative***


DISCLAIMER: NO BE SAY I GET HIV O. ABEG O!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 12:13pm On Sep 15, 2015
My definition of great is if anyone or any entity has something I desire and can make me wait for 2 years plus without me telling him to fork off at some point.

NLNG has made me wait for 2 years plus and I dare not mention f talk more of fork off.

NLNG is indeed a great company.
EducationRe: Meet The Unique Identical Twins Who Both Graduated With First Class.. Photos by forkadict(m): 6:10pm On Sep 14, 2015
What kind of crappy thread is this? What institutions did they graduate from? If na UNILAG or any of these glorified secondary schools disguising as higher institutions, then I have no comments cos in those universities, first class na pure water.

But if they graduated from real universities, then thumbs up to them
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma Stores Her Perfumes In A Refrigerator (Photo) by forkadict(m): 12:09pm On Sep 11, 2015
yettybaby112:
Like seriously? I barely use perfume undecided
Awon smellos
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 1:52pm On Sep 03, 2015
How is it that no one has even thought of NLNG waitlisting the successful applicants? Everybody is thinking of the job straight up. Not even medicals.

In any case, i admire the level of optimism in here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 1:20pm On Sep 03, 2015
vantage7:
Interestingly, I see it as both. It is obviously a threat to NLNG, but I see it as more of an opportunity to us. Because NLNG foresees a possible reduction in its market share due to a couple of formidable players entering the market it will tend to take action. and the obvious action to take here is to try and ramp up production i.e. increase its market share by increasing output (hence more trains) before the competition come on stream obviously there will be a lead time (of investment in the plants, gas supply infrastructure etc, which NLNG already has in place) from the decision of the competition to enter the market to the first LNG shipment. That fact gives NLNG more leverage to negotiate long-term SPAs with buyers but they have to break ground on train 7 to show they mean business. Just my opinion.
Yet again, I agree with you 100%

Beside, I'm not sure US and australia have a ready buyers yet for their volumes. That will also take a while to secure as well. But at this point, the only edge NLNG may have over them is to start work on train 7 ASAP.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:29am On Sep 03, 2015
vantage7:
NLNG Panics As US, Australia Enter Gas Market

Nigeria’s tough economic realities caused by the continuous fall in global crude oil prices may worsen as the country’s other source of revenue, gas, is currently being threatened at the international market, the Nigeria Liquified and Natural Gas company has warned.

The NLNG also noted that the fall in global oil prices would continue till the end of 2015, adding that it might worsen in the coming year.

The firm, in a communique that was made available to our correspondent in Abuja, expressed worry over the impact which the fall in crude prices was having on its revenue, stressing that the entry of the United States and Australia into the LNG market was “a real cause for concern.”

The communique which summarised the third NLNG commercial division external stakeholders forum that was held in Abuja, noted that although these challenges were being managed, the regulatory environment had shown increasing uncertainties.

The firm said, “The recent fall in crude oil prices from above $100/bbl ($100 per barrel) in early 2014 to below $60/bbl in early 2015 and its impact on global LNG/gas prices as well as the demand/supply positions in both our primary and secondary markets in the Atlantic and Pacific Basins have had a significant impact on our revenues and profitability.

“The trend which will persist till the end of 2015 and which may even worsen going into 2016 with the entry of US and Australian LNG volumes into the market is a real cause for worry.”

Nigeria has one of the largest gas reserves in the world and is the second largest supplier of LPG globally, supplying four million tons of the product per annum. In Nigeria, LPG is primarily used as cooking gas.

Although NLNG is the primary source of LPG in Nigeria, a bulk of supply into the country is being imported.

http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/nlng-panics-as-us-australia-enter-gas-market/
What do you think of this rather disturbing development as it affetcs the recruitment drive? Is it an opportunity or a threat or neither?
PoliticsRe: APC Disowns One Meal A Day Billboard by forkadict(m): 12:03pm On Sep 02, 2015
This is wayyyyyy to low a card to be played by APC. I can remember vividly when Charles Soludo posted some salient questions about where APC was going to get the funds to implement all those welfarist promises from and he supported his arguments with figures. Then Fayemi responded that their economic team had taken care of all that and even considered a worst case scenario of meeting an empty treasury.

Only for APC to come up with thishuh?? This is DISGUSTING to say the least.

But still on still sha, I STILL PREFER APC TO PDP ANY FORKING DAY, ANY FORKING TIME!
PoliticsRe: APC Disowns One Meal A Day Billboard by forkadict(m): 11:48am On Sep 02, 2015
With this denial, APC just bent over, handed to Nigerians especially the PDP a 90 inch deak and involuntarily demands to be forked a.nally without lubrication.

Choi!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 12:52pm On Aug 28, 2015
chuqqym:
“Concerning that day or the hour nobody knows, neither the angels in heaven (DPLACEMENT) nor the Son (NICER), but the Father (NLNG HR). Keep looking, keep awake, for you do not know when the appointed time is. (Mark 13:32,33)

wink
ROTFLMAO.

I just had to laugh at this and @Prinzofparis post.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 12:51pm On Aug 28, 2015
TheSauce:
Decisions like:
1. Whether to propose to my bae or not kiss
2. Whether to pre-order this BMW or not cool
3. Whether to resign or not (I hope no one has done dat sha. Wait for notifications for medicals first o... Ehen) lipsrsealed

God will guide our decisions.
(1) Done

(2) The only thing holding me back is whether or not BMW will be compatible with my status or perhaps I need something grander and more exquisite. In short this is pending...

(3) Now, for this, truth be told, I really really really wish like giving the murraforkers that call themselves my employers a piece of my mind and slapping them with my resignation letter. But I thank God that each time I come close to doing this, He lets sanity prevail over emotions. I' ve had it up to my freaking neck men.

God will guide our decisions.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 4:34pm On Aug 25, 2015
vantage7:
Interesting points garnished with some strong language. Okay, so this is what I saw, in a similar vein:

1. As per the instructions given by Obasanjo then, NLNG has been more than self-sustaining, financing it's expansion from train 3 onwards and even financing the takeoff of the enigma that are Brass and Olokola LNG through the dividends it pays to NNPC. This, I think, is remarkable.

2. When the instructions were given it never was a problem because of the oil windfall. There was so much oil earnings that nobody really cared. Now, oil revenues have dwindled and suddenly, everyone cares.

3. If the governors have their way it is obvious there's going to be a funding challenge for train 7. Only about half of that $7.3 billion would be available to NNPC for investment which would fall short of the $6 billion or so share of investment required from NNPC for train 7, and Brass and OK LNG would continue to be a mirage.

And we all know what point 3 would mean, if it happens. It would hamper the progress of the company and the country at large which IMO would be unwise given the uncertain future of oil revenues and given the vastness of our gas reserves relative to oil, as a professor of oil and gas once profoundly told us "Nigeria is a gas province with pockets of oil" and as such we should be concentrating more on gas than oil since we have much more of it. Hopefully the looted funds are recovered in time to ease the tight financial situation in the country perhaps make our governors return to thinking with the future in mind.
I agree with you 100%

But while typing my earlier submission, all i could think of was point number 3, hence the intensity of emotion in the post. Its almost a year since we were interviewed. we have been waiting and hoping for almost a year, while closely monitoring developments regarding the approval of the FID which I must say have been quite positive and encouraging. And then, out of the blues comes this threat by the so called governorshuh? More worrisome is the fact that i dont think they have any meaningful projects they want to spend the money on apart from stashing away and funding their extravagant amd ostentatious lifestyles. I pray God gives PMB the wisdom and the will to resist them.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 1:21pm On Aug 25, 2015
vantage7:
Are you see what I am saw?
Well, I'm not sure about what you saw but for me I saw:

1. That Late General Sanni Abacha and former President Obasanjo were visionary leaders. They had long term perspective on issues particularly in the gas sector of the oil and gas industry.

2. That the group of morally bankrupt, extra ordinarily greedy, very gluttonous, extremely dull and myopic elements that call themselves governors are willing to sacrifice their future well being on the altar of today's comfort. We have the money, yet it is posing a big issue to get the FID for train 7. Imagine how difficult it will be to get the approval when the money isn't available. These murraforkers need to go for a few lessons on financial propriety. Morrally bankrupt id.iots!

P.S: This post is strictly influenced by the contents of the article.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 4:36pm On Aug 21, 2015
tk4rd:
NAIRALAND APP.. AND ALSO, REFRESHING ON "NEW TOPICS" SECTION FOR NEW HOT TOPICS.. THEN, FOLLOW LALASTIC.. HIS TOPICS ARE ALWAYS AT FRONTPAGE
Oh! So na the secret be dis.... I see.....

No wonder! I have always pondered on how possible it is for someone to always make FTC the conventional way. She and that Introvert chic are something else.

No wonder!
PoliticsRe: Army Screens, Recalls Dismissed Soldiers (dailytrust) by forkadict(m): 6:12am On Aug 21, 2015
Thank God for this move. How on earth could a 'responsible' government according to saTANists on here hand soldiers water pistols to go fight Boko. That's asking then to commit suicide ab initio.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Experienced Hire Result Is Out!! by forkadict(m): 11:02am On Aug 19, 2015
baddo:
All my inquiry on the status of the Nlng EH program always hits a brick wall. However some positions have been filled and the successful ones are to resume at different dates in September as per their requests.

@pandax please update as my June/July projections was a huge miss.
I have also confirmed a couple of resumptions as well. But that's all I have been able to do. I couldnt get the disciplines, the positions, and most importantly the pay.

Things have really picked up for the Graduate trainees. NLNG may take at least a hundred of them or thereabout very soon. In a matter of months. While our fates are still hanging in the balance. I would really like to know if the GTs are higher on their (NLNG's) priority list than EH or they are both at par?

@RyderNG, @jajaopobo, @Turunku. Can any of you guys confirm any developments aside the mails they sent in April?

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