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scarletdp:
Hehehehhe... Believe me, i know that feeling... Abeg do shakara jor

Before?

Leave dem my broda. Dem never jam.

CHM11:
after one year of 'waiting'..your smile is here....see how I'm smiling like I'm d one resuming soon. congrats jare my brother...you deserve it.

signs of great things to come....

Thanks so much bro.

The smile ehn, na die o. Even in my sleep sef. If I want to roll over, na wit smile lol. You really cant blame me tho cos this thing has met 2 of my most prominent needs in life. The first is that the struggle to break into the oil and gas industry has persisted for over a decade and now it has come. The second reason is that it has come in the form of deliverance from the hands of my oppressors at work.

I wish you the very best as well.

yemoxy:
Congrats Forkadict. Truly, after every hardship comes ease. Wishing U all the best.

Thanks bro.

True. I wish you all the best as well.

scarletdp:
Fork outta here mehn... Soooo happy for you mehn... From here on na to *Lock all ears* when it comes to job vacancies ooooo.

Congratulations

My broda, many thanks to you. Hmmm, no be only ears I go lock o, I go lock, nose, mouth, eyes all join.

Been hustling for well over a decade. I pray God makes this my FINAL BUS STOP.

Right now, I am so pre-occupied with how to make my exit from my current miserable company as dramatic as possible. I want the jaws of the mofos that have ill treated me for years to drop long after I am gone. make dem open mouth make dem no fit close am again.

#NaGodWin

dimco:
Vowed not to make a comment on this thread....But, I have to eat my words now. Congratulobia, Forkaddict.... God has done it for you and will do it for us. Hoping to receive congratulatory messages on this platform soon. God said it, I believe it...That settles it.

Thanks bro. The same God is still very much alive and He will do it. Just keep the faith bro.

Titaniium:
Congrats bro. I can imagine the feeling. We looking forward to working with you..

Thanks so much bro. Same here. I just can't wait.

I wish you the very best bro.

spacyzuma:
LWKMD!

Hearty Congratulations, forkaddict!

Thanks bro. You turn shall come as well.

StringerBell:
Let's continue the remix frm here:
HR Head: "Really? But why are they restless now? It took us longer to conduct the AC after the SHL stage and nothing happened.
HR Officer: "Yes sir, but we sent them an e-mail informing them about the cause of the delay and a proposed date for the next stage.
HR Head: "Oh yeah. Well I guess we know what to do then?
HR Officer: "But sir, we are still busy with the Experienced hires, plus the results of the..."
HR Head: (Interrupts) "Yes, but we should say something. What are our values again?"
HR Officer: Excellence, Teamwork, Integrity and Cari....oh! now I see your point sir. Ok, I'll do so sir.
HR Head: By the way, I heard some of them are so clever and are displaying some FBI skills. On that note, we didn't have this conversation. Infact, this meeting never happened. You understand?
HR Officer: "Which meeting sir?"
HR Head: (Smiling) "That's my boy".
HR Head: One more thing, send a congratulatory message to Forkaddict.
HR Officer: "Forkaddict? What kind of name is that? How can someone be addicted to....oohhh! Now I get it!
HR Head: "Get out of my office!"


Congrats Forkaddict!

LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooLLLLLLLL!!!!

OMG!

Thanks so much bro. Yours will come as well.

coolio2014:
COngratulations forkadict!!!! This is great news! Happy for you bro!

Thanks bro. I really appreciate it. All the best to you.

ddazz:
Congrats man...

many thanks bro. I wish you all the best as well.

okeyjames:
You should congratulate him first before saying this.

Thanks jor.

That dude has some real issues.

I am seriously holding back from saying he has some messed up personality. but hey what do I know?

okeyjames:
Congratulations boss. This is a good move in the right path for you. God bless you abundantly.

Thanks so much bro. And God bless you too. I remember in one of your posts on this thread shortly after our interview where you said something like 'Forkadict will make it cos he has a good heart.' Or something of the sort. Well your prophecy has come to pass. You will make it as well. Keep the faith alive bro!

prelinctus:
Hope we aren't counting chickens here. Cos I remember dplacement vividly saying that not everybody that does medicals will eventually be taken.

Maguy, leave matter for Mathias and sabi for Sabinus. (Not in anyway referring to @dplacement).

We all have been counting chickens since time immemorial and this includes you.

After passing the WAEC test, at least you told a few people online or offline that you passed. What do you call that? - Counting chickens.

After passing the second test, it was common knowledge on here that you passed and were prepping for AC. What do you call that? - Counting chickens.

So bro, Ce qui sera sera (What will be will be). Regardless whether you count chickens or you count lions!

SKR3:
1. It's great to witness the success of a fellow comrade, congrats all the way @ forkadict. I really can't imagine how you cope with days now towards your medicals. It is a sign of goodies for GTs.
2. For US, I believe it may not go beyond the 12weeks after the last AC date i. e. Next week or 1st week of November. Comrades lets keep the hope & show understanding. The Best.

1. Many thanks bro. I really appreciate. I have waited over a year. With this medical thingy, coping with a few more months at the most will be child's play. Yeah I agree it is a sign of goodies for GTs

2. True. But I really can't blame those folks agitating for a feedback from NLNG. I perfectly understand how excruciating and draining the wait can be. Beside we as humans react to issues differently. Although technically speaking, the deadline has yet to elapse.

Switlife:
Congratulations man! There is more grace on your path.

Thanks my broda. I really appreciate

incredu:
Congrats forkadict. Na God win o!

My broad, thanks o. Hmmm. Na God win.

It wasn't easy

airsaylongcon:
forkaddict congrats. can u share with us the emotion(s) you felt when u got the email. from first sighting the sender as NLNG to your digesting the content.

also when u r done with medicals please share.

u fit still use style style tell them say boys for street are complaining. boys o not GTs

Thanks so much bro.

Hmmm, it hasn't been easy. You know we have been interviewed over a year ago. And if I tell you that since the deadline of 3 weeks that we were told during the interview elapsed, I have been checking and refreshing my mail during office hours every ten minutes would you believe me? even though we have received a couple of mails from them, there hasn't really been anything concrete to hold on to.

Then fast forward to 20th October 2015. I was just a few minutes into a meeting that was supposed to last for an hour and half. Then, I just casually picked up my fone to conduct the routine check of mails. And then... ghen ghen, there the mail was. Titled Re: Feedback on interview session with NLNG bla bla bla. My heart just picked up pace. I clicked on the mail and read cos I wasn't really sure what the message was. But then, reading thru confirmed my biggest desire in recent years if not all my life.

After reading thru the mail, all I heard from then on till the end of the meeting was 'fahcdghsdgkljysdvkldvhvjkgjgdvkljhgcdklhjhgjksdjhgdjkghhgjkdshjhggjdhkhhjdjkhjksdghghjhgsdjkgdhsdhgjksdgjkhgsdhjgsdgkjhsjhgjksdghshgjklsdgjkghshsdfghsdgjkhgjsdfghjhsdjkhksdfgjkhjhgjksdhghkjhsdfgljkdhgjkhgjksdhlhdjkhsdkjghdjghklhgjksdfgjksdfhjkhjksdfghjklghjgsjhksdgjklsdgjklsdgjklsdgjkghjklghsdfjhgjkghjkhdfjhgjklghjkghjklghhkjksdfhsdfgjsdfhjkhjksdfdgsdfjyfuiouueruyoperyhsdlivioperioyhjksdvhguiueshuiehkyhwefuighwevuiyhkjbdvduihkhuihruihcjkhuihfuilfhjkghu.' And I just thank God, I wasn't asked any questions on proceedings. And you cant really blame me bro cos when NLNG talks, small companies SHUT THA FORK UP!

Immediately the meeting ended, I rushed to a secluded area to spend some quality time with God.

Of course, whatever happens after the medicals shall be shared.

Your third request shall also not be ignored.

ceetee:
A hearty CONGRATULATIONS to you. We thank God!!!
Are u having your medicals before the end of the month?
(A GT trying to permutate)

Thanks bro.

It should hopefully be concluded by the end of the month.

tk4rd:
Hehehehe... @forkadict, congrats to you.. We will join you soon.

Thanks so much bro. The wait was long, difficult and excruciating. I just hope yours will not be as long.

I will most anxiously be waiting for you guys.

Djbaka:
lol... Have your medicals first o before starting your paper diet.
BTW, does it look like you people's medicals will be concluded this month?

Lol.

Bro, in all honesty I have no clue. Like some poster suggested many pages back on here that this whole thing can be likened to the rapture that neither the angels (@dplacement) nor the son (@Nicer) knows the time but the Father (NLNG HR).

LeoDiVinci:
forkadict... #Respect

*StepsBackIntoTheShadows

Thanks bro. Appreciate.

ladyF:
Awwwnnnn I am *MOST HAPPIEST* for him. I can't even imagine his reaction when he got the mail.

tears of joy tins forkadict come and throw bash for us here o biko

Thanks bro/sis.

No vex for me o but rumour has it on here that you are a dude. But your moniker suggests otherwise. So at this point, I don't know who to believe.

In any case, thank you for the goodwill message.

NPComplete:
Nice to see that sense of humour has returned to this thread.
By the way, let me congratulate forkadict on his invitation for medicals. That dude has been a very good company on this thread even though he is an EH candidate. Hopefully this is a sign we GTs will be knowing our fates soon.

Many thanks bro.

Thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks...

Bro, i'm ecstatic! Like a baby that has had his dream toy bought for him by his mum.

Omo men, no food for me till next week. I will print many copies of the invitation letter. If hungry dey catch me, na to chop one copy of the letter.

So looking forward to meeting you great minds in Bonny.

Guest01:
Congrats man!!!

Thanks so much bro.
This means so much to me. You have no idea how much!

fastestfinger:
congrats bro!happy for you.

Thanks so much bro. This means so much to me.

baddo:
Guy testify

Invitation for medicals received.

Yipeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Glory be to the Lord God Almighty!

RyderNG:
I also agree that this email was sent simply to determine how many interested candidates they still have left to potentially employ. However, if I'm been positive I would have to consider what reason they could possibly have for doing a headcount at this time. It is most likely that they are gearing up for the next batch of experienced hire. Why else would they need to do a head count? Besides, there's a lot of chatter about train 7 recently so who knows... Just stay positive.

I also don't believe anyone has received invitation for medicals yet, but it will happen soon.

Funny enough, I can't challenge anything you've said up there. Funnier is even the fact that it lifted my spirit. The thought of this seeming never ending wait coming to an end is just exciting.

I am staying positive bro.

sexyjob:
Guys, take some chill pills. Relax your nerves and forget about NLNG for the now. Come let's play, let's discuss some politics and entertainment. Have you heard, someone just bought a brand new luxury apartment in BI. How many years would you have to work in NLNG to save a billion naira? Make una chill! NLNG is a means to a better life, I agree but do you know that you, I mean YOU are the means to the best life you can live? So, make we chill.

How convenient!

Are you not the one currently in Shell? If not, please disregard this post. But if yes, maguy do not think you have been a part of the waiting game. You think I or many folks on here would be working in Shell and be bothered about how long it will take NLNG to get back to me/us on the outcome of an interview with them

gj:
Please if they call anyone for Medical, let him 'Raise up his hands'

I haven't and I'm not sure anyone has recently been invited for medicals.

About the mail confirming availability and interest, I got the mail as well. But I am not excited by it. At this point, after waiting for over a year, only a substantive offer of employment can excite me. Or at least, invite for medicals. What I felt happened was that their management thought that 'Ok 6 months ago, we had X number of prospective employees on our waiting list. Let us confirm how many of them are still interested.'

For me, it was more like a headcount. Even tho, I wish to heaven I am wrong on this.

okoope:
Person dey make comments jeje..some people say dem Don find new oracle. Oracle ko mamI-water ni.

At this stage guys can believe just about anything as long as d info bearer claims it s from a confirmed "sauce".

Anything posted here is not absolute, na just informa8 sharing. E fit be true e fit no be

Well what we heard this time is a bit scary.

One of d sauce suggests it is not looking like d mails are dropping any time soon.

The other sauce says experience hire for now. GT LATER.

The same thing u may want to say: but not exactly.

MY HEART S WITH D LATTER. AND RIGHTLY SO IF IT S ANYTHING TO GO BY, someone said recently they just got back to him to know if he was still interested for d experience hire position

But I do sincerely hope they get back soon.


MY ADVICE: MY PEOPLE..NO TOO PUT MIND. IF d mails DROP GOOD AND FINE. THAT S WHAT WE V ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

If you are a guy, I love you. No Homo.

If you are a chic, I love you more.

At this stage I believe just about anything as long as d info bearer claims it s from a confirmed "sauce" which you have.

Phew! It's over a year since we were interviewed with nothing really concrete in hand.

I appeal to the would be successful GTs in here. Or at least those that would be deployed to HR. Kindly revamp the existing recruitment process/procedure in NLNG. I cannot and can never understand why a recruitment exercise would last longer than two years, the crash in oil prices regardless. Perhaps I could if they were recruiting angels but for Christ's sake they are recruiting humans. Further, they are recruiting only Nigerians. It's not like the excercise was a global one.

adob16:
Probably for 2013 Operator Trainee

Nope. 2013 Experienced hire recruitment