Tinubu buy forms for dem to step down .... Simple

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FP pls .....Abi nairaland ti gbabode ni? It is time for us to take up arms

Who should pay for sex ? Male or female

Iranu

He probably gave no dollar too

Probably you are yet to fix your ceiling . If you have, check round the house for openings that might allow them to crept in from then block them. Check opened plumbing pipes etc

farem:
Below is the throwback picture of the Vice president Yemi Osinbajo and parents during graduation ceremony.
A man you can correctly trace.
#PYO

Before dem start dey say he no go school

Life can be funny ..... I won't be surprised is the said reporter has skeletons in his cupboard

HRprof:
This is an eye opener
I just move into a new apartment and I discovered the prepared meter for pumping water is separate and I was expecting to be informed how we contribute money to recharge the meter 2 weeks pass nobody informed me so i have to ask one of the tenant she told me that nobody is paying for the prepared meter that is direct to NEPA I quickly understand it has been bypassed. Now if PHED discovered this shebi na everybody go pay for the crime committed or should I report to PHED ?

if u report Una go suffer 2 geda and if you don't and den catch u Una still go suffer 2geda ..... Thief plenty for 9ja

Call the number follow am talk one on one ...... No follow am argue since na u fuxk up . If you are lucky the officer would help mercy and if not pay the price

GAZZUZZ:
There is no doubting the Ninth generation (E120, E130 ) Toyota Corolla is Nigeria's best selling vehicle, it is a car you will find on every street in the country.


It is rugged

It is easy fix

Easy to maintain

Excellent fuel economy

Excellent resale value after decades of use.



Sadly with the introduction of E-valuation (age restrictions) this very reliable vehicle will soon disappear from our lands as foreign used cars.

Currently a used 2006/7 goes for about ₦3.3-3.5m

In a few days prices will reach 3.6-3.7m (new tarrif)

I am just thinking out loud, our very own innoson could buy up patent and production lines for this discontinued vehicles and I am certain there is a ready market to absorb and possibly export to other African countries brand new units of this vehicle.

Just thinking out loud.

[color=#990000][/color] na only theory sir ..... Nigerians might not buy for 2 reasons
1. We value things imported from abroad more ......
2. The price . Since the car is for the mid-class people, buying a car at abt 7-8m would be difficult

nedekid:

We got to this point when some folks brought in the nomad as president.
A car I bought for $12k then shipped and cleared landed naija for ₦2.1m way back 2012. I need at least 8m to buy a car of similar price now.
I hear $is now 610.
I just got off the phone speaking with my banker about getting BTA, he says people have been on the queue for weeks and no hope to get unless I know the bank MD. That the forex cbn releases to their bank weekly cannot handle 10% of the forex bta demand for their customers. That month end, cbn will stop selling forex to banks so my best bet is to buy black market!
Where is all the $130 per barrel oil we are selling? Other oil producing countries are smiling to the bank, their currencies appreciating but ours is depreciating, we are going poorer.
Corolla someone was begging me to buy for 900k 3 years ago, I rejected as being an old car is now 3.3m!
No be juju be that?

Lols ....... Cars don't depreciate in value again in Nigeria ...... If you buy today at 1m, you will still sell at 1.8m after using for 1yr ....

myright:


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All of Una and your Muhammad are mad

Women are always like dat

Do whatever that makes u happy

She's using you.... I ve been in your shoe b4 . probably to get the guy back ... In the meantime Bleep her while it lasts

Hmm

hoyinmide:




Come

Ok

Do anything that makes you happy ..... Cheers

750k

Airtel na confirmed thief ....... Na so dem dey do your data usage would say you've used 1gb airtel 3gb go don finish

This might turn to a big religious crisis across the country

Abi he no go better for muhammad ñi ? You are either a christian or muslim because your parents are either christians or muslims . If your parents were to be traditionalists you would probably be a traditionalists ,. So why disturbing yourselves over false indoctrinations

Dem do start

I have never lodged in an hotel in my whole life ......

Go to d woman yourself and return their money

Solofresh2:
There is course mate of mine. We were close friends in school. So there is this day she followed me to my home (because I don't live in the hostel, I rented an apartment outside), I was so hungry so she decided to cook for me. After we finished eating, one thing led to the other and we had sex. This girl is in her early twenties just like me.

Since that day, she never lets me rest. We have been having sex and she told me she has a boyfriend. She comes to my house and we always end up having sex all the time. I have told her enough is enough but she keeps coming. I use protection though.

I blamed myself for letting her know my place
How can I discard this girl totally because as long as she comes, I will keep sleeping with her.

Send me her number

Uncle seun ... I wan buy NL

ChildOfDoom:
Aside my intellectual ability, nothing else to benefit from me in matrimony. I just hope no one is deceived by my innocent looks or gentlemanliness. Lot's of skeletons in my cupboard.

- no sexual satisfaction for her as I have a weak erection due to years of self-service

- no ability to hold a home together as I am wayward, a chronic punter and profligate spender. How possible will it be to save and take care of my family. I can barely feed myself well.

- I have got anger and communication issues. Hard relating well with the opposite sex

- I have got health issues based on an obnoxious lifestyle devoid of proper healthy living. I doubt if I will make a good husband or father having failed on my own.

Working on all these vices; but I guess there is little or no chance of a 30-year-old changing again

Jesus can fix all this

Well said ......... Everyone is forming saint on SM . But we all know what we did when we were small.......... I remember how we'd peep through window when our neighbour is home with his girl friend and many silly stuff we did...... The only difference is that there are no camera phones that time