Normal snail Dem dey call giant .....

Village people come visit u ....

Got 6kg today at #4600 in the morning, had to buy fuel for generator and car again in the night as scarcity don dey dey ...... #10000 spent today and what stable power supply could cushion....... I dey pity salary earners because my customers must pay for this tommorow ............ Just imagine being on a static income in this kind of economy

Deborah98:
I have a family friend who once told me he sleeps with all his exes on the eve of their wedding. Like the girls will shamelessly ask him to come over in a private place and that's it. I was really angry and disturbed as well. I asked him why he doesn't turn down those offers,he said even if he does, they'll come to look for him themselves inukwa. Na so dey thing sweet reach. Some girls if not useless are senseless and shameless. Guys be careful of "what" you marry not even who.

Anty Deborah. The issue of ex is a very serious and delicate one. Memories can never be permanently erased. If the ex in question doesn't create bad memory it would be very difficult to break the shackles between them . If have like 3 ex and all are married and we still talk so well . It take high level of maturity and discipline to keep a safe distance from them .

Kollins11:
You should have attended her wedding, who knows whether she was ready to give you hot quickie at the reception toilet.

Werey

190/l

Trouble dey sleep you wan wake am........

The turn out is still low (personal opinion) ... So less than 200k votes will rule the state for the next 4years ..... If it were to be a crusade I am sure there will be more turnout .... Why do we deceive ourselves in this side of the world ?

HardMirror:
You guys obviously dont understand how andriod phones work. Login In safe mode. That is all

You can reboot to safe mode while the lock is on

On the march again, MKO is our man o

I remember "on the March again MKO is our man o"

Islie:


https://punchng.com/smuggling-booms-at-seme-border-18-months-after-reopening/

Dem don start again ...... Media is the problem of the south .... Shey Dem no dey smuggle in d north ni

But who go scatter that sweet love na

Tinubu buy forms for dem to step down .... Simple

H

FP pls .....Abi nairaland ti gbabode ni? It is time for us to take up arms

Who should pay for sex ? Male or female

Iranu

He probably gave no dollar too

Probably you are yet to fix your ceiling . If you have, check round the house for openings that might allow them to crept in from then block them. Check opened plumbing pipes etc

farem:
Below is the throwback picture of the Vice president Yemi Osinbajo and parents during graduation ceremony.
A man you can correctly trace.
#PYO

Before dem start dey say he no go school

Life can be funny ..... I won't be surprised is the said reporter has skeletons in his cupboard

HRprof:
This is an eye opener
I just move into a new apartment and I discovered the prepared meter for pumping water is separate and I was expecting to be informed how we contribute money to recharge the meter 2 weeks pass nobody informed me so i have to ask one of the tenant she told me that nobody is paying for the prepared meter that is direct to NEPA I quickly understand it has been bypassed. Now if PHED discovered this shebi na everybody go pay for the crime committed or should I report to PHED ?

if u report Una go suffer 2 geda and if you don't and den catch u Una still go suffer 2geda ..... Thief plenty for 9ja

Call the number follow am talk one on one ...... No follow am argue since na u fuxk up . If you are lucky the officer would help mercy and if not pay the price

GAZZUZZ:
There is no doubting the Ninth generation (E120, E130 ) Toyota Corolla is Nigeria's best selling vehicle, it is a car you will find on every street in the country.


It is rugged

It is easy fix

Easy to maintain

Excellent fuel economy

Excellent resale value after decades of use.



Sadly with the introduction of E-valuation (age restrictions) this very reliable vehicle will soon disappear from our lands as foreign used cars.

Currently a used 2006/7 goes for about ₦3.3-3.5m

In a few days prices will reach 3.6-3.7m (new tarrif)

I am just thinking out loud, our very own innoson could buy up patent and production lines for this discontinued vehicles and I am certain there is a ready market to absorb and possibly export to other African countries brand new units of this vehicle.

Just thinking out loud.

[color=#990000][/color] na only theory sir ..... Nigerians might not buy for 2 reasons
1. We value things imported from abroad more ......
2. The price . Since the car is for the mid-class people, buying a car at abt 7-8m would be difficult

nedekid:

We got to this point when some folks brought in the nomad as president.
A car I bought for $12k then shipped and cleared landed naija for ₦2.1m way back 2012. I need at least 8m to buy a car of similar price now.
I hear $is now 610.
I just got off the phone speaking with my banker about getting BTA, he says people have been on the queue for weeks and no hope to get unless I know the bank MD. That the forex cbn releases to their bank weekly cannot handle 10% of the forex bta demand for their customers. That month end, cbn will stop selling forex to banks so my best bet is to buy black market!
Where is all the $130 per barrel oil we are selling? Other oil producing countries are smiling to the bank, their currencies appreciating but ours is depreciating, we are going poorer.
Corolla someone was begging me to buy for 900k 3 years ago, I rejected as being an old car is now 3.3m!
No be juju be that?

Lols ....... Cars don't depreciate in value again in Nigeria ...... If you buy today at 1m, you will still sell at 1.8m after using for 1yr ....

myright:


http://muslimrightsmuric..com/2022/05/fresh-blasphemy-in-osun-arrest-akintaro_21.html?m=1

All of Una and your Muhammad are mad

Women are always like dat

Do whatever that makes u happy

She's using you.... I ve been in your shoe b4 . probably to get the guy back ... In the meantime Bleep her while it lasts

Hmm

hoyinmide:




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