O deep

I now go for the least of the plans because there is no point going for compact since there is no Champions league .., I stream any match I am interested in instead

Bvmsson:
Omo like play like play this thing happened to me this afternoon and I can't believe it really happened.

I share a flat with my neighbor who has 3 kids, a girl and two boys. We use the same bathroom and restrooms (they really do mess things up) and a kitchen, so I really do not have complete ownership of the flat. She and her husband begged me to rent out the place to them because they were stranded and after some consideration I decided to rent it out to them and since then we've been living peacefully.

This afternoon I was feeling so hot because the weather was hot so I decided to take a cold bath and use the opportunity to shave my pubic and armpit hairs using VEET CREAM. I was in the bathroom when the children came back from school and that was when I was busy trying to wipe off the veet and hairs from my pubic area. Then I noticed that I was only hearing the voice of the youngest child which was weird to me, so my instinct way telling me to look under the door and to my greatest surprise I saw two children legs at the door of the bathroom and the youngest boy at a very distant area from the bathroom...

OMG!! Ooooooo church!!!!!!!!


Immediately I called their names and told them that I can see them they both ran away. Because of this I hurriedly took my bath and come out to question them.
I called the two children out and started questioning them in an angry tone to know the truth(which I know already because I caught them) and the 2nd born who is a boy said it was not him ooooo, that it was the girl who is the eldest that was peeping at me in the bathroom when I was naked, so I turned to the girl and I asked her to tell me the truth but she lied instead so I threatened to report them both to their mother when she returns. Immediately, I dashed inside my room angry but the girl followed me and was begging me not to tell her mother. She started crying and begging and in my mind I resolved to not tell her mother only for me to hear the most surprising thing in my entire life.... She said I should f@vk her and not tell her mother.....

OMG!!!!!! A 9 year old girl?

Immediately, I gave this girl a dirty slap and told her to get out of my room.... She left....


Omo if you see the way my heart dey beat very fast because I know say females(even children) can tell lies that you tried to rape them and they refused that's why you slapped them....



OMG!!!!

Immediately the mama come back I went straight to report before she go hear another story.

As I'm typing this her mother dey beat them now sef.


Abeg guys you have to be very careful when dealing with little girls ooo. The world don spoil finish.... Any small thing Dem go say na rape.
I still can't believe this happened to me today.... I was thinking I have put enough preventive measures to not make something of such happen but e com happen.

Parents please train your children well and guide them...


I'm still in shock now...

I hardly believe all those rape stories that usually surfaces online .... one has to be very careful around and underage girls at this time . you will never see me joke or harbour any around me ....
If it happens online feminists will not allow us talk ... Everybody na feminist online

BoredBerry:
Superb!!! Excellent!!!

You're a good writer...

I don't know why this reminded me of my ex-boyfriend and I?

He's a Muslim... I'm petite... I couldn't have sex with him cause of the pain...

Small stove large pot .... Big wahala

kennethfranc:

Baba I dey Ukraine like this

Russia is coming

kennethfranc:
Though I don't encourage people to do this...

Bypassing the prepaid meter is illegal but that's what we use at home. Only energy bulbs during the day then heavy appliances at night.
This saves a lot of money because we recharge when we wish to.
Just like chop 10k pay 1k.


This won't be possible if you have a jealous neighbor cuz they will surely report u.

Your house address?

Nurarabe:


Very easy with CM2 dongle

Please how do I get that dongle ?

Rubyjade:
My cousin sister who went to study her masters just came back home with her husband to be, she introduced him to my parents and the are making arrangements already for introduction. But, I have had a one night stand with him while he was in Nigeria in the club, in the rest room for that matter and he paid me.

Should I tell my sister the kind of man she is about to marry ? The guy did not even recognize me, I guess he has done it to a lot . BL should I save my sister or mind my business?

Tell her the kind of lady you are .... You should kept your mouth mum....

Picture of the lady

If it is a mistake you can't go away with the money. . just do d needful

War is better than poverty .... One thing must kill a man . I was on a heated argument with a friend over this . Ukraine is still better than Nigeria even with the war ..... Here where there is 'no war' bolo haram can kill at will, bandits kill at will, kidnappers everywhere no fuel no power no work no money no hope . if u go school u fit become okadaman

Honest mech are few ... Many won't even buy new one but will wash the filter

Crime no dey pay

One day a mad man will make this happen

No fuel no power..... Our babu jet out for treatment.... What a country! I need Ukraine visa

Nice one.....

PUTIN

Sure

Wet dream is normal since you are sex deprived. Talk to your wife. Sex is normal and more like a food to men since it was created by God for the purpose of pleasure, procreation and medication. Man is not complete without sex and you have done the right thing by getting married.
Since marriage has to do with commitment she has to like sex.

Cultism is fast distorting the live of our young boys and girls

Chai...... Guys ńa wa...... What do people gain in all these. Face your work live your life, serve your God and live a peaceful life

Nigeria must send troop to Ukraine o

Sendo x.... My first Symbian phone

Na true talk..... Crude oil is now above $100 per barrel

chatinent:
I was coming back last week and some robbers robbed me and cleared my account on gunpoint...haven't you been noticing I have emaciated..but baby I didn't want to tell you so you wouldn't think I am dodging all these your bills even as I'll love to assist you but it's fine...God will help me. All I need is prayers.


Must we teach you everything?

Legend

RIP English

I bought 210 at filling station on Saturday

princepee:
Benefits money load of it,. If you can negotiate well.

Disadvantage death by cancer from the radiation from the mast.
Advise...
lease it for some years use the money to buy land elsewhere.

Wicked winch.... So other people for the area wey no follow spend the money nko. If he collect money make him stay there and enjoy the party

Where is Kyari

Should we tell her ??

Merlissa:
Fast and pray...

The Holy Spirit will guide you...

You do now to disturb holy spirit again on this kind of issue. The girl that cannot comfort you while in trouble na devil

darkstar6971:
Hey Nairalander pls I'm here purposely for advice.

I have a girlfriend of mine which we have been together for quit long time and we share everything together even reach a level of buying her an iPhone 11 while I'm managing my Samsung phone...

So one day some incident happened to me that led me to prison for almost 4 months yet for all this period this girl has never tried to pay me a visit...

After winning the court trial, this girl came to me and knelt down asking me to forgive her for what she did yet I have been forgiving her for the previous mistakes.

Guyss pls I really need advice. Is she manipulating me or is this love?

Your mumu don do. Let her go she's like mosquitoes they have no benefit for you, eat you and inflict you with sickness