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Lalas247:
Very spoilt child

hahahahahaaaa

Lalas247:
Plsssss u can't just bang no matter how hard she won't die .. the guy will end up kicking the bucket
Don't u see everyday a man dies in active service ...

Some ladies can handle hardcore 24 hour shift
Some can handle 10-20 mins and be gasping for breathe so the advice is know your limit .. if u know u can't handle it let the guy know before hand .. women should learn how to speak up and let the guy know what she too likes and what she doesn't that way no one dies ..

lol tahrah ur comments eh

U never see correct guy wey go bang u... u think d girl cannt collapse from long banging.?

madridguy:
Even as anti-Saraki, I think people should stop complaining about this cos what's inside Saraki is bigger than any oracle. Al Kitaab is bigger than any oracle and reason why you hardly see ilorin people prostrate or bow for any king.

Same thing happened to every American President when they visit Saudi Arabia. You must bow.

nonsense...show d picture of any America president dat bow to King of Saudi Arabia

Lalas247:
Savage the cucumber bend seff

yes...e go dey touch rare places

CROWNWEALTH019:
Judiciary has gone to the dogs for today

because it didn't favour ur candidate rite.....heheheheheheheheheee....look at ur mouth., lt looks like longitude

Lalas247:
Too bad
What a waste
Life goes on
Moral of the story no kill yourself over puna


Well at least she can carry on cheating care free ... hope he knows he's going straight to hell to suffer some more

"Chei.!!! no kill urself over puna" if this is coming from my lady friend I need to take this advice seriously oooo

NobleAngell:
Chai see the kind of man sef. He didn't even pity himself.

pity himself kei.!!! cannt u see blood stain on his white T shirt.? he must have killed or injured someone seriously in order to dispossess them of their belongings

onyxo76:
depends on how connected you are

no..u don't need to be connected

beemzy201:
See my account balance is working for all mtn sim till now.

Kai..y u dey MUMUCIOUS like this....d expiring dates na last year...u no shame still post d dem thing...well I no blame u .., na d people wey dey cut corners to glory I blame because it is easy for u to scam them. but person like me it will require 500 years fasting and transfiguration of d five most renown prophets in d Bible to conceive me of ur scam

Estharfabian:
OShey!

Self Acclaimed -King of kings of all things LGBTQ affairs!

mtcheeeeeW

she was taught dat in all female school...dats where most of dem learn it....it is an addiction in d absence of a diick...


after licking pvssy and dey apply dil..do(artificial pen..is)...meaning lesbian still like rod...so y d confusion

MissRaine69:
What she does is her business not mine. My joystick that I climb on is real ....

hmmmmmm....u like d real Kondomatic

Deefuray:
The fact that I've chosen not to be homophobic should not be any of your business mister.

Whatever two grown up adults decide to do with their lives shouldn't worry you that much

It's so easy to start the whole "immoral" talk.... like that's the only sin the Bible preaches against...

"Do you and let others do them"..... the world would be much better if we had people who have mastered the art of MINDING THEIR BUSINESS

after licking and fingering, you will
use a plastic joystick to micmick sex
with a man, then you say you aren't
Deceiving yourself dear. smh

MissRaine69:
How is this anyone's business but her own?

after licking and fingering, you will
use a plastic joystick to micmick sex
with a man, then you say you aren't
Deceiving yourself dear. smh

lifeispeace:
tcheeeeew....
have you wondered if he couldn't recognize you because he thought you couldn't be outside or near him after you gave him the impression that you knew his plans?
if he had seen you, who knows? maybe you couldn't have been alive to write this story (be glad he didn't see you)
thank the fog thick darkness not some unseen God...
Abbi why didn't he just send one of his angels to fly you away rather than subject you to that heartbreaking fear..
Religion is really for the gullible...

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Modified *****
One basic characteristics of this Christians is that they resort to spitting bile when religious flaws and inconsistencies is pointed at them..
Lol... I'm free to air my views as this is a forum
.. For all those of you attacking me unnecessarily, HAVE ALL OF YOU PAID YOUR TITHES
....OK bye!

I paid my tithe through Kondomatic.....heheheheheheerr

basty:
People voted for the personality of Late Isiaka Adeleke and the role played by Osun State Government in managing the crisis after his death.

I would have loved APC fielded Ademola for the rerun. Political miscalculation, I knew it would happen this way and PDP used the window and keyed into that advantage.

If Labour party has done same, the result would have been better than this.

This is a sympathetic votes and not votes for PDP, never again will PDP rule Nigeria again.

u got it right...

this is very terrible...what can kind of desperation is this for collecting taxes for d government....those dat are responsible will die also in a couple of months

fatdick:
Fatoyinbo.....hehe....


we are still waiting for your robust reply to Ese's accusation.

heheheheheheeer...pastor robust reply

Lalas247:
We love food
Add that to your yeye list ...

majority of what OP said is true about women....especially numbers 3and 4....I tell u a lot of girls will vehemently deny it

thesuave10:
It's not an excuse to cheat. It's the reason behind the cheating. Get the difference

what difference are u talking....IN don't see d reason y a girl or a boy should go on a date with another boy or girl when she or he has someone else....it begins dat way and so they takes. it into marriage... nonsense

thesuave10:
You blame the cheating on the date abi. Men should be blamed. If you don't handle your relationship as a man, the idea of cheating comes to her mind. Tell her not to hangout with a guy will only delay it but increase the intensity. I ask again, if the guy was gay would you have bothered? But because you feel insecure that the other guy is/might be better, you start acting up. A woman cheats majorly because her man bleeped up and not necessarily because a new guy is "better". 98% of the time. You look for something new when the old gets broken or faulty

there is no excuse for cheating.. That is what many of u don't know... It is like say Evans went into kidnapping because d father didnt send him to school... Dats devilish

rawpadgin:
that's probably a small blues whale



the tongue of a big blue whale is bigger than some elephant

blue whales are massive!

haba.!!! chairman

just look at d idiot...as old as he is he can control his hanger over a shoe

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nice hustle.....keep on deceiving urself..... small pikin wey dey shake cocoa nut tree think say na d cocoa nut tree dey shake.?

Blackhawk03:
Finally! A man with sense.

can u recall d Unilag lecturer and d bricklayer saga recently....d bricklayer and d wife of d lecturer must have started on date or innocenti dat it is just a friend...again d lecturer must have acted secured...So we all know d outcome today

sinaj:
m glad you know that restaurants are not the only place to go on a date. So I guess you prefer her bringing her frnds to your home or hers then

Btw why do you feel going out on a date with a new guy spark emotion? Is someone feeling insecure here?

can u recall d Unilag lecturer and d bricklayer saga recently....d bricklayer and d wife of d lecturer must have started on date or innocenti dat it is just a friend...again d lecturer must have acted secured...So we all know d outcome today

thesuave10:
Dude calm the fck down. I smell huge insecurities

hmmmm...many of u calling insecurity here know nothing....when it happens ur eyes go clear....

sinaj:
What's wrong in meeting new friends it's nt like u gonna f**k on the date

mitcheeew!

It's only an insecure person that will see something wrong with it.

see them complaining as if op mentioned wife.

kip kwayet my friend ....dats how it begins...it is from a chick we get a hen or cock...something dat seems harmless have u not heard becoming something else.?


sometimes I hadly see matured., real and sincere responds on nairaland

Lalas247:
3 & 6 most definitely ...

u nid 5

this is d result of poverty..it is better to manage ur poverty in d village where u have family house dan coming to d city where u have perverts., molesters and rapists dat will destroy d lives of ur daughters

a very good one there coming from d VP

d mother is a big fool...and d girl is an idiot...d guy is an imbe..cile.....they are all useless