₦airaland Forum

Bleshh:
brother, no ooo. I highly respect his display and performance, i mean calling

U're still threading along that line

Lie!
A solar storm is when the sun churns out too much radiation not when that radiation is blocked.

They talk say na headshot

Wait o, wasn't the last guy that was shot in sports complex a chemistry student?

What is wrong with chm?

Hope they won't strip him of his admission.

Abeg do not subscribe to the thought that suicide is noble.
You commit suicide in some communities, your body will be discarded the way it should.

And do you know how many professions fall under scientist?

Has she and Serena ever played against each other?

PapiWata:
Are you claiming that NO Nigerian women know how to twerk ?

I'm saying most

Mtchhew dns

This girl has serious complex.

So Nigerian females that lay motionless and inactive during sex can actually have ôrgasms?!

Our failed police wont fail to disappoint.

Its not about education.
You hate Nigeria already, dont take advantage of this very unfortunate incident to voice your hate.

We need to reveal our values, we need to be more tolerant, we need to subscribe to the fundamental human right of fair hearing, we need to employ ourselves and others, a busy man wouldnt have time to lynch anybody.

The Nigerian police is a failure!

Nigerians need an effective health insurance scheme, passers-by in accident scenes most times dont help victims because they will be required to foot the bills and our failed police will detain them as suspects.

And this bad habit of declaring victims dead at accident scenes by Nigerians is irritating.

Emergency management should be looked at Nationwide, Nigerians should be able to call for help with a 3 digit number like the 911 not 11 digits our police and sss display on our tv screens.


Rip to the dead

IdiAmin1:
Taa sharap. Na Naija dey safe pass abi

Truckpusher:
Wait until those Nigerians that are more Americans than the Americans come to say otherwise.

you warned me o.

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(Nostalgic) those days sha.

The Us is a dangerous place to live in.

Ha!

Gayii!

Ay the unfunny

Its very probable

Juliaann:
Who is this one??

My Gawd, you are so fresh and soft, I can swallow you whole.


But bone that thing, 'boo' is not a constant, it is a variable dependent on other variables.

So this kind of things now happen in Nigeria

Peterken05:
they are insecure as well

Yes insecure out of love

Peterken05:
yh, if they are not happy, they would have stopped, what do you think?

They are worried and scared!

Even the girl is an agbero!
Something has just been proposed to you, its either you politely decline, ignore or block the proposer if you feel insulted.
Come dey put the guy mama for the matter!

And why should a Nigerian man offer to give cunninglingus (I spell am well?) to a Nigerian lady he doesnt know reach house?
Does he want to die?
After sucking, your neck go swell the next day.

Pvin:
stop stealing my creativity, it is pure piracy. From flowee. Man we de reason

so flow has posted something like this!
It happened (not something fr3do is proud to admit) to me and I shared it here in my words.

No one has monopoly to such experiences.

DaBullIT:
Honest answer

Scolding and flogging is African way of life. Unless you gave birth to half casts or your marry oyinbo. Flog Pikin when wife no dey. Apart from making then obedient. It makes your kids scared of you. . Easiest solution talk to your wife make her consent to normal flogging but play good cop bad cop. Daddy flings mummy begs. But a solid point has been passed across

:/ Ipa, you are getting it wrong.

What will your kids be scared of when you are not there?

Teach them responsibiliity and initiative!

Peterken05:
it is pure abuse, why would inflict pain on your child and be happy about it. Thats psycho. Most people beat their children because the holy books say so.

so you think it is happiness that is in the mind of a loving african parent when they discipline their children?

julisa2020:
its dicipline...but when it gets to a certain extent,it becomes abuse...e.g...regular beating of kids at every wrong done dose not always says dicipline...because at a certain stage,beating might become used to the child...so..at times its advisable to use other methods like;tongue lashing and punishments

tongue lashing, insulting is very bad.
Just beat the child but show love.

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bridge to cross because emergence of a Hausa-Fulani president next year through whatever means, will usher in
unprecedented disruption of gas and crude oil production
throughout the duration of the government."


Not one drop!
Northerners think they have monopoly of violence.

Airforce1:
You still dey dat Face me I face you house?

Its a block of self con apartments off k,
I'm in skul

Was it not last week, an older female neighbour requested of me that I help her change her bulbs, carrying my chair, I went to her room on only boxer shorts and singlet, when I was about to climb my chair that I had at this time put in her room, I just don't know what aroused me maybe it was the cold or the hunger, na so my abuna just stand erect. I was trying to conceal it with a hand but as you know, you need both hands to change a bulb. When the supposedly bad bulb was out and the new one in, I grabbed my chair to leave, she told me I had to put the bulb I just removed, in her kitchen, that the bulb wasn't bright enough for her living room, I picked up my chair (I had dropped it and was backing her) for two reason to shield my bulge and of course to put the bulb in the kitchen lamp holder, my attempt to use the chair was a failure, I had the chair too close to myself, it packed it up, my abuna was now parallel to the horizontal plane.
I finally put the bulb in the kitchen lamp holder, one very pitiful thing was that she told me 'doh' as I leaving her room.
When I finally got to my room, the embarassment overwhelmed me, the amount of commas in this writeup cant quantify, that was my most embarrassing experience and hopefully will ever be, I was laughing and crying at and for myself, by this time, my abuna had shrank.

*sighs* I for don wear jeans o!

This ceasefire is just self sabotage and a very decision.
During the rally of the Military against the insurgents, they, the insurgents hadn't the space for any suicide bombing.
Squash boko haram.

There can never be peace without Justice!

so touching, Louis would be shedding tears.