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jaxxy:
There are no pressure points To me. Ok i just read ur posts/epistle. Nice bt not sure it works for everybody or every situation. I think its basically bout adding humor.

However I think ur strategy will only work for the 1st few hours and the effects if any will expire in 48hrs Tops. For how long will u keep on playing Mr Humor??

Don't underestimate first impressions

Evablizin:
I think is about human trafficking. What is BDSM?

Bondage sex
50 shades of grey kind of levels

But its not fine
No need

Live ur life, know God, marry born
No time for all these bubble gum shvt

OfficialDad:
@the bolded. We almost made love without protection, and she was so desperate to go in raw. She promised me she was clean and free of STDs and communicable illness.

E be like say non communicable plenty well well

Gas cylinders are always under pressure, what difference would shaking them bring?

It is hitting I know is a no no

Its a bloody bus

jaychubi:
Lol stop deceiving urself, d main reason men get married is to bear children forget love

And provide a loving healthy normal atmosphere for the kids.
I must add

Segeshow:
My first patient during my undergraduate obs and gynae posting was a lady who came with her husband. Their reason for visiting the hospital was infertility after 5 years of marriage. While taking history from the lady, she told me she had 14 abortions before she married the poor sucker and she never disclosed this information to bros before they got married. That day I literally had chills down my spine. The ho sleeping beside this guy every night for 5 years and allow bros to be running from pillar to post, night vigil, revival, deliverance! Fear woman is the moral of the story. Women are genuinely scary

14 souls

But I am doubting your story, 14!
Haba

skarlett:
African Americans should be grateful for slavery, if this had happened in Nigeria, his family would be making funeral arrangements rn

You are very simple for this statement.

'he is like the Israeli iron dome defense system, but for vajinas instead of missiles'

A reference from one of the best comedies of all time.

Saintmary:
Double Standard

Just go, you win

Saintmary:
It just occurred to me that a lot of people might not know the meaning of the word "glutton", so I'll explain it. A glutton is someone who can't control himself or herself when it comes to food. So, you will do well to go back and read the same comment you quoted.

Saintmary:
That's a glutton. But guys, tell them before the date not to over-order. Some of you tell the lady to order anything she wants, leading her into a trap and then complain about it later or hang her out to dry. If you know it's not in your budget, be plain about it.

So?
You fit be glutton for your house but when you go out, especially for that kind of fancy outing, you go maintain you go get self control.

You hear?

Brooke60:
The baby mama should respect herself nah..whats the big deal in Bam wishing him HBD?
She is marriedand jealous that Teddy has found love

Wait o, she is married to someone else?

Wetin come be her own!

It is believed that when a man is married to, accommodates and/or eats the food of, a cheating wife. He is weakened and if it continues he will die early.

Words of the elders.

Saintmary:
That's a glutton. But guys, tell them before the date not to over-order. Some of you tell the lady to order anything she wants, leading her into a trap and then complain about it later or hang her out to dry. If you know it's not in your budget, be plain about it.

They tell you say make you order wetin you want, you sef go still use sense do something

sweerychick:
Now I know that rochas is a desperate, mad, power drunk clown. Imagine ordering the arrest of your fellow party members tufiakwa. This man is shameless

What do Nigerians want? What do you want?
If those party members were involved in electoral malpractice and racketeering, should the governor not shun partisanship

MistadeRegal:
Have you ever encountered a demon face to face?
Have you ever seen a shadowed image open the door, gets out and closed it back behind it?
I laugh at people who claim they don't believe in superstition, not because I felt like laughing but I'm mocking their kind of way of reasoning.

Woo I am scared

Its completely their business if they are gbenshing in the background, what is absurd is them publicizing it, especially the mother of one.

Hilux must have been on high speed

Safiaa:
I watch it too. I don’t consider myself a lesbian. Actually women in general get turned on more by lesbian porn, it’s statistically proven.

What would you think about a guy that watches gay porn?
Just ruminate over it

Na wa o
If the victim's mother sees these photos, she can slump on the spot.

All these autopsy photos but yet no statement on the cause of death.

So?

tetula123:
Alpha male Kor..you just want to tell us you turned down a ladies advance. we have heard you

It was not an advance, the whole point is that the girl felt he needed to continue the conversation after a couple sentences when clearly she was the one that wanted to be friends.

Do you walk up to the average woman like that?

If that part of her thigh is already getting black, I wonder how black her arse will be.

Princeofnigeria:
Useless battery.


What's the need of high end phone and useless battery, this is Nigeria having just 3000megawatts that's the electricity capacity of Tokyo international airport.



If it's not 5000mah don't Wake me up

...

You dunno
Battery capacity is nothing if phone is not energy efficient

Surgery help this girl sha

gabinogem:
Lol...cunnilingus at work

It is actually MouthAction
It is cunnilingus when it is done on the female organ.

She is a widow! Tf are you waiting for?