₦airaland Forum

Fraih:
FolabiBret!!! How have You been? Where have you been?

u just spoke my mind twinnie about to ask of him, I hope is doin fyn

LogoDWhiz:
chisophia!!!!

pressy why u call her lyk dat na, u dey suprise?

Qutyjoice:
Buh yu are my Brother's mama isale now, okay Aunty oni paraga

kid sis, she is not my mama isale o, she is my sugar mummy

DTOBS:
Well, I may not call u aproko again but to stop seeing my lovely chommieblaq, DT one no dey possible at all...reason being DT our love don cross the athlantic ocean + the red sea and no Egypt can stop us.

bur I can see d luv is headin towards bermuda triangle, u go soon understand wetin I dey talk, u better go dey search for anoda wife now

spixytinxy:
hmmmm, ok oooo, e b like say jubrealguy don press ur mumu button cos I can c dat u r mumuily in love wit him bt by d time he starts punching u don't call me oooo

why u won scatter dis peaceful family na

spixytinxy:
so who i wan come dey sell market give for hell fire

u go dey tell one of ur sales gals dia make dem com giv me my drink for heaven

spixytinxy:
se u don chop fish dis morning ni abi y u come dey misyarn

na me b dat o, na me dey miss yan o abi, e b lyk say cain dey write letter to u

spixytinxy:
c dis one ooooo, no b blizzydodo dey look for my trouble ni

no dey giv my wife trouble o, she no get mind for wahala o, she b cool woman

spixytinxy:
u b alakoba oooo, oya devil commot for my bk

lol... oya devil don dey ur front

spixytinxy:
if blizzydodo c dis one now she go dey fite me

dont worry about dat, my wife no b fyter, o gentu baje

spixytinxy:
u r sick upstairs

iyen emi na, arifin ile iyagbe, because I no talk sey make u dey call me boda make u dey follow me talk lyk dis abi, u tink say I b ur mate abi

spixytinxy:
lol, abeg u no who go untie villagegoat

may be hin don chop grass go

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn. Na hell fire u wan dey ni cos na u dey patronise me pass

lol... for wia? me wey dem don finish my self contain for heaven

spixytinxy:
she don improve wella oooo, na me personally train am last week

yeh!!! na me u for take do experiment giv her now, y u no call me

spixytinxy:
yes oooo, e dey cause am ooo

nawa o, i just dey here am for d first tym o... bur after all d blockin wey u don block me for dat syd u never kebu na

spixytinxy:
Abeg let me drop cup, if u no trust fraiser mk u dey use rope tie am. I no miss u joor so don't miss, oya no cry I miss u small

lol... no dey com btw me nd my wife o, u know my wife is very gentle, I no wont make dem dey stress her

chisophia:
hey dearie, am always here. all you need do is call ma name and voomm am here. miss you plenty.

wao... I didnt know d secrete bfor, am happy u tell me now, so how has been ur day babe?

Rukkyola:
na u know d rotten thing wey dey deep down ur mind.my mind is purer dan distilled water

wetin u know wey dem dey call distilled water, u won tell me say u sabi book b dat o

Rukkyola:
i am satisfied with d gud things wey my husband dey give me.so just keep ur own or u kud as well giv it 2 ur wife

my wife don get dem in excess ni jare, I com decide to b a generous giver

Rukkyola:
ur mata don tire me.

me self no know werin I go do to ur own mata

DTOBS:
Hummm...I can't satisfactorily say that but I know of a sure thing that we re still going to take another set of passport at the camp using the complete NYSC kit. So I think that is what is going to b on our ID and DC.
Good morning sire.

alryt bro, tanks

kuchikau:
...
I dare not teach my boss to avoid stories that touches the heart.

lol

spixytinxy:
Heya, Gudnite my customer daada

oshe jor ale mi pataki

spixytinxy:
abi u no well ni

na fact I dey yan you o

spixytinxy:
u no na

I no know o! na xtian broda I b o, bur wait o, dis tin wey u dey talk sef, shey d tin dey cause kebu trutru ni

spixytinxy:
no problem nigbayen, we go use some part for pepper soup nd some part for asun, village goat kukuma big well well so e go reach us wella

lol... naso jor, ur head dey dia

spixytinxy:
d gurl dey kampe, se d dogfish dey sweet ni

d tin dey sweet no b small o, hw far shey d gal don improve sha? ehn ehn i don forget sef, hw ur day dey go?

spixytinxy:
hell fire bi ti bawo, na heaven I dey go oooo

I know say na heaven u dey go, bur na hell fire ur shop go dey, abi u no won make money ni?

spixytinxy:
dis one dey belle full ooooo, paraga na im dey tlk no b fraiser

for ur mind abi?

gudnyt guys, spixytinxy see u tomoro, my phone don dey write battery too low for television use.

Oyehomie:
Lol....chase am enta water...?lol

lol... All dos luv na cwious gobe o

ABB1:
Eyan mi I just pipe low small ni jare, we can't fit finish them the yarinyas, na the batch by batch

wa gbayi padimi, iwo dayan mo