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terrymason:
8 Things You Must Do Before Concluding Your NYSC!

Job hunting could be an uphill task for most fresh graduates considering the fact that it is a game of the survival of the fittest.Below are a list of 8 things you must get done while serving your nation to be better positioned for the job hunt especially in the private sector.
1.DECIDE ON THE KIND OF JOB YOU WANT:
The first thing you must do is to take a decision on the kind of job you want.You can even stream line it down to the list of companies you would want to
work for, that way you know what you are preparing for and how to go about it. It amuses me
when job hunters come to my office and I ask them what kind of job do you want and they go like “oga, any job”. Any job is no job dude, take a decision today because it will determine a whole lot of things in your preparation.
2.RESEARCH: Carry out a research on the company(ies) you would like to work with. It baffles me how people submit their CVs to companies they know little or nothing about. A little research will do you some good. Get to know a
thing or two about their history,
the people, their organizational culture, their vision and their mission statement.
3.PROFESSIONAL CERTIFICATION: Acquire at least one professional certification. This is why you
should decide first on the choice of career/job you want as it will help you decide on which professional course to go for. Don’t be a party to the band wagon mentality that is prevalent
among corps members. Everybody is going for project management, therefore must you
too go for project management? Everybody in your lodge is enrolling for NIM, so you too must enroll for NIM. That is not true. Get to find out the professional certification that best suits
your dream job. All you may just need is a course on safety or data
base management. Trust me!
4.SKILL ACQUSITION: Please learn a new skill. Get your hands on something, so when they ask you,
what can you do? You can provide a definite answer, instead of just telling them what you studied. What you studied and what you can do are two distinct things altogether. This is very important especially for my friends with a background in
social sciences. A good skill
acquired could also be handy pending when the dream job comes. 5.CHANGE YOUR WARDROBE: Dude please dress like your dream job. Starting building a professional
wardrobe from that small alawee. It’s not the time to spend your money on another dirty jean, combat pants, or what have you. Get yourself a cutting edge professional suit (don’t bank on your convocation suit to do the job). It doesn’t cost much. For guys, invest on good ties,
cufflinks, shoe, shirts, and a good brief case or bag and stop carrying your cv in that big brown envelope, some directors can sight you from their office and tell the security or secretary “don’t let that guy in, he is looking for a job.
6.WORK ON YOUR WEB IMAGE: Image is everything.
Shun those clichés’ or fat lies on our CV, if I go through your Facebook timeline or twitter handle , I will tell the kind of person you are ( I just shared a little secret of what some employers now do, work on it and thank me later).
If your Facebook timeline and profile is not decent, work on it or get a new one before you start job hunting. Follow the company you would like to work for on twitter, like their page on Facebook. Build a professional online presence .Get a good e-mail ID (Do away with the
xyz4love@yahoo.com craze and the likes of it.). a good professional ID comprises of your
name and your surname
e.g. adewalejohnson@yahoo.com.
7.IMPROVE YOUR NETWORK: The job you are looking for dey some people hand, Hello! Start building
your contact list, invest in
strategic relationships while you are still serving.
Join associations, clubs, and forums. Ladies you can
join Women in Management and Business (WimBiz), the biggest association for women professionals in West Africa. You can enroll for their mentee program as a young female graduate. Trust me, you don’t need to know the caliber of women you meet in such an association. One good contact
is worth more than a hundred CV submitted at random. Build new, better, and strategic relationships.
8.GET A MENTOR: Identify someone who has distinguished him or herself in the career you desire to pursue. A good mentor can carry you along, just make sure the person is accessible. Don’t go telling me that Ngozi Okonjo Iweala is your mentor, when you two don’t communicate. She can
be your role model, but obviously
not your mentor. Identify someone that can create time for you and probably entrust you with responsibilities, even if you don’t get paid. I hope you find it useful

Source http://www.viviangist.com/8-things-you-must-do-before-concluding-your-nysc-programme

Fraiser DTOBS k2039 fraih... copy more peeps! We most get job immediately after service oh..

Terrymason dis piece is awsome, I really appreciate. lets kbs468 copy monickers from d data base so dat i dont do partial

jubrealguy:
first, she no sabi me........now, I'm not just getting 4 plastics of baby oku, now na tripping things, Abbeyunique2, LogoDWhiz, fraiser....abeg, where the most expensive place for this city dey, I wan go set one kind expensive record for there wit this beautiful woman

i just dey pity u, she go just help u spend ur money finish nd she go comot go help dat guy spend hin nyt, u beta wake up

jubrealguy:
dey say when u see a man staying away from home crawling tru every pub in the city, u blame the..........I no talk say na the wife ooo cos husband and wife mata, me no dey oooo

Seriously fraiser, u see why i bn dey tell u dar time make u no quick marry, anyway attend to your booboo

*whispers* u can always tell her u coming to my side, no worry, spixytinxy no go cast u

lol... I no regret say I quick marry o, as u can see my salary don dey stay for my hand, unlike bfor wey I dey spend everytin for buka, club nd paraga joint, me sef don dey invest all tanks to my blizzydoDo, if for say u don get better wyf lyk me now, ur life for don change, u go don get savings, build house nd comot dat one room apartment wey u don dey live for 15 yrs. *whispering inside my mind* I no pray make u marry sef because I still dey see free drink for ur hand

Qutyjoice:
Brother's wife Nne, ya welcm hun. I promise to abide to d rules and regulations..... I represent peaceful family

since u don decide to abide by d rules nd regulation of d family, u no go get problem, bur mind u, u need to get d approval of d family bfor u can agree to any suitor in dis city, u know we want d best for u

Qutyjoice:
Hey bro, how come you know too much.....By the way I dnt want dodo jor and again my sister sed I should not go to club, that they use to do bad thing dere. You want to put me in trouble abi? I don't wish to corupt now.

dont worry, u dont hav anytin to fear about u know ur broda is dia to protect u infact na christian song dem dey play for dia, u go just dey dance shoki to am ni,

jubrealguy:
Is Patrick Obahiagbon going for service again?

no b only patric obahiagbon na patric oba agbon

Qutyjoice:
Lmao.....Fraih baby where are you o.....Oya Bros I don see them finish, Na where dem dey sell ice-cream and Fanta I wish to know nao cz am an addict. And bro I love walking round with you, I'm enjoying the fun already.

ohh babe dont tell me u lyk ice cream nd fanta o.. We can only get dat at Mr medium which is located along Mr small road, ok let me by dodo ikire for u so dat u go dey take am step down bfor we get dia. *I don buy d dodo nd giv it to her bur still showing her some places*
oh babe come can u see dat blue house wit green roof ova dia, na dchiefpriest house b dat, no dey go near dia o, because na juju hin dey take marry woman o, as i dey follow u talk now, one stubon gal call rukkyola still dey carry hin belle up nd down for dis city.
You see dat junction ova dia? Na wia spixytinxy iyalaje dey sell paraga b dat, u no see d way bois queue for dia. D way she dey sell no b here she don dey use otumapor.
U see dat big empty land over dia, na dia i won build stadium put if i don turn minister of youths nd sports. I for don turn d minister teytey sef bfor u com if no b petition som of my political opponent dey send go senate, den talk say if I turn minister all dia wifes go turn my bedroom to dia place of primary assignment nd I no com b person lyk dat.
U see dat tall bridge wey dey down d road, na dia abbeyunique2 meet hin wife, dat day my guy won go vex jump inside water cbos hin no see wife for dis city, na hin make d gal pity hin condition com marry am.
Dont worry ok? I go take u go my club in d nyt make u go dance shoki nd skelewu so dat u go burn d jorney stress.

Neeneeola:
Hi everyone. I've been a ghost follower for a while, been following since the days of Invisible girl.

so u don decide to turn zombie follower now abi, I can see u don dey visible now as invisible girl don go

Qutyjoice:
Lmao.....As in en

hmm dis one wey u sabi laff lyk dis, u neva see anytin, u go soon crack ur ribs o

BlizzydoDo:
gud 2 av her in d family & yuu av notin 2 worry bout

alryt dear tanks

IghravweIG:
My people abeg me get NYsc related question o.
The green card when we go print so.
E compulsory say the colour must be green?
Cc
Logodwhiz
Kbs468
Frasier
Fraih
DTBOS.
And others.

from d one i don see o, e b lyk say na only d nysc name wey dey ontop d paper b green colour o. i neva see anyone wey b green all tru o

blizzydoDo my beautiful wife, u are welcom, hw are u doin, let me quickly introduce u to our new family member, her name is qutyjoice, u can see av started familiarisin her wit d city. I need to tell u dis bfor u start hearing diff rumour again. u know all eyes are on our peaceful family

Qutyjoice:
kind of

chai!!! talk am well nw, nobody go beat u for dis city wey we gada dey, if u don lyk me who we? *oya bring ur hand let me take u around d city* walkin around d city already nd showing her places*
dis is d king palace,
dat building ova dia is d formal tv station
oh dat park u are seein down dia is d golden city millenium park, d best in d city
dat buildind ova dia is our family house
cant bliv we av even gotten to d city airport...

Rukkyola:
e 4 neva xpire.OYO IS UR CASE

everbody say yeeeye!!! to d oyo gal. nysc go soon turn ur oyo to zamfara

Qutyjoice:
I can see you like me....
Enough of the whole Drama...
You better let's stop fyting for the sake of my sister which is your twinnie, ya still my bro any day any tym.

see u, u better talk wetin dey inside inside ur mind ok come whisper it into my ears i wont tell anybody *u don dey like me abi?*

jubrealguy:
oya na........ko si weyrey, wey d rest

ur head burst for dia padimi

jubrealguy:
u see there's always a FRAIh in FRAISER

hmm hmm na tru u talk bur fraih can always metamorphose into fraiser too. in dat case d association is mutualistic

greatestman:
Thanks roughly #100,000
Number 8 I am aware of that thanks..

dis our senate president go lyk book o, u still won go dey read again wen bois don taya?

MrGentleTouch:
Courtesy? Hmmm! Maybe na u invented that word abi? You can bleat for all I care, it doesn't change anything , mate. Unless you meant to say that she's your babe, then little healthy competition would be just fine. Courtesy? Hmmm! Maybe na u invented that word abi? You can bleat for all I care, it doesn't change anything , mate. Unless you meant to say that she's your babe, then little healthy competition would be just fine.

bros abeg no take am pee o, me just dey follow u relate man to man ni, i mean no offence

Fraih:
Haa! Make the two of you no go put me for middle o.
Fraiser na, this Babe is harmless

first nd foremost bfor i fit reason her at all make she com give me peck first nd take hand rub d back of my neck nd cares my scanty beard too, may b i go fit calm down small

ohhh did i just open a new page? dedicatin dis to my new enemy in d city qutyjoice, my twinnie fraih, my own blizzydoDo nd all d paraga bois in d city abbeyunique2, jubrealguy et al. I proudly declear free botus for everybody

Qutyjoice:
Hehehe....
it's not as if I like you too tho...
Take your pride.....
Hehehe....
it's not as if I like you too tho...
Take your pride.....

u can as well carry ur bycicle nd go den... ma gbe keke e lo, mi o ba e sere mo

Fraih:
LoL @famous
I am not as famous as my brother na

ohh twinnie stop saying dat, u know am not famous without u, u brought me to hall of fame. u re d best babe

jubrealguy:
Eyan mi, no worry we go gather go use 2 cold bottles of orijin soon. Abi ur born again reach dat side too?

if i talk say i born again nd i no come dey take annointin water, which kyn born again b dat one? dat orijin wey u talk na annointin water from holy breweries.

sunnepa17 my real G its been a long tym why are u hiding from ur pple? common lets hav some chill botus togeda. jubrealguy nd abbeyunique2 our guy is here we need to celebrate now

Qutyjoice:
Sist it's me n you and not me n him.....If he doesn't want me abegii I don't want him too.

good of u as u know want me, very soon u will b on ur knees begging wen u see reasons for u to want me nd even customise me

Kbs468:
No doubt about your submission. Absolutely dear.

Like my wige-Spixytinxy said, May he has to device a Means of identifying how to relate at home perfectly rather than the garage joint combo induced by high degree of paraga intake.

Because he only flows well with BlizzydoDo at home than anyone else which is why Abbeyunique2 had accused him of haven eaten special efo riro

*in a very strict voice* honorable minister, you hav to b cautious of ur public image by bringing ur wife into order. If I start to show her my tru colours, it wil definitely affect u, u know i respect u so much.... *all tanks to my no nonsense mood today*

Qutyjoice:
And you are here by fired

I lafff!! I know u are saying all dis because u dont know my position in dis city, u dont know how important i am, u are just risking ur chances of gettin a resident permit wit all dis u are saying.

jubrealguy:
E don tey i open page sha

Dedicating this to the famous twins
Fraih and Fraiser

Tanks my real G I proudly doff my cap to u in d most humble manner.

Qutyjoice:
Hehehe lovely family, I should find tym to like fraiser

u better dont lyk me because I don hate u already *in a very serious voice*

Fraih:
Ahhhh Fraiser!!!!!!! Bet why?
Rara o.
Common! Qutyjoice hasn't done anything wrong na, so far she has been a good girl. Kbs468, Oyehomie, Amodu, spixytinxy, Jubrealguy among others can attest to this.

Na you suppose think am well o

hmmm na me suppose tink am well abi? ok mo ti gbo

jubrealguy:
I enjoy am small asin small as I no dey fit sleep inside my papa house again (courtesy of sun and nepa) How family na, how ur love tori wit BlizzydoDo, i heard u r now born again, no more oloshos and concubines.
The fear of divorce............lol

baba no b fear of divorce b dis o, I just dey experience wetin dem dey call tru luv now as i don decide to dey faithful, if na fear of divorce u know dis city no dey lack beautiful bae na... i guess u know wot i mean