₦airaland Forum

dejiconde:
if u gum like super glue nah kerosene go separate unah if u like gum like magnet nah to use hammer scatter am... 4 ere fraiser abi werin den dey call u b4 u carry wife 4 ere if u no ta epo pupa si ori esu, gbebo sori tameta no wife 4 u oo... lol

after i don leave bolagabriella for u, u still won dey tackle me abi, no wahala, u see dis my wyf enh no seperation technique wey fit separate our luv, ekuro ni alabaku ewa, d only tin wey fit go make me put oil for esu head na if i won send to u

dejiconde:
hmmmm.... since we I don go u'v turn smefin else!! Am bck @ yah

one of my conjugal nd political opponent in dis city is back again, oya make I go slaugter two cockroach to do ur welcomin ceremony, spixytinxy oya com supply us empty botus of hennesy party don start

BlizzydoDo:
which kind embarrassment b diz 1 na....hu send yuu make yuu sell on gbese in d 1st place?

babe don mind her jare, she won spoil my name, God no go giv am do

Rukkyola:
wat ov blizzygarri?

lol... just dey tank God say u meef my head for house dis nyt u for hear words for my mouth

VillageGOAT:
ha! Thank you very much my sister, may God bless you with five plots of land in banana island, now there is hope for me, remain small i would have used toilet roll to commit suicide hehehe, make i relax now...

lol... I can see now dat u re really a village goat, infact we need somone lyk u here, all dis our yam nd casava peels wey dey waste for dis city too much, u are welcom again

Abbeyunique2:
oya bring am, no let fraiser see am o you know say nah okanjua he be.

lol... iyen emi na

spixytinxy:
which wan b so early, no spoil market for me oooo, se u no no say na since 4am I don start bizness

dont mind my wife, she no know say na early morni paraga dey sell pass

spixytinxy:
Dedicated to all my customers, dose of una wey dey ask of Monkey tail, e don dey ooooo, moreke sef dey, ori malu gan dey. Come one, come all. Madam spixy joint dey greet una ooooo








ahn ahn, u sure say u fit fite mi, u too tell year husband to pay me my moni

which money i whole u, dis woman stop to dey tanish my puhlic image o, u know i av a bryt political future in dis city

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn no problem, Sebi my prayer not to dey sell market, anyways it is payment bf service, fraiser u too tk note

mo ti gbo, ko ni sewu

BlizzydoDo:
madam we go fight o, yuu de cast my Oga all d time

dont mind her jare naso she lyk to dey find my trouble

BlizzydoDo:
no de join mi & Rukkyola o I no get power 4 her bad mouth o

dont worry dear, I dey ur back, if she talk to u anyhow just mention me, i go com finish am shap shap

Qutyjoice:
Bro no dey take chilling pills....Lmao

lol

BlizzydoDo:
hmmmmm, e b like say all d men here don de go buy love textbook o...carry go, una de try

my babe dont mind dem jare, je kama wo won niran

Abbeyunique2:
Looking through the thread with my aba-made telescope and spiritually sipping my burukutu wey i purchase from iyalaje general spixytinxy.

padimi ki lo n sele

Qutyjoice:
As for grandma's burial may God provide, oyehomie get money plenty, if it's money you want for the burial calm down God is in charge.

ok ooo if naso u want am, make i dey luk den

VillageGOAT:
na baba God save me ooo, i had to travel to saudi arabia on work leave, na xo i take escape.

ehya congrats o, as ester com dey approach again now wia u go run to, bur I go suggest syria for u, so dat ur life no go dey at risk

Qutyjoice:
Ashawo

ashawo ke? dont forget u re talkin to ur broda o

Rukkyola:
u and fraiser supoz to b twins.una funny.Do u care 4 petroleum or na only kerosine u like? Mo mis fraih,spixytinxy,miss oyin,sc31 and co.I no mis any boy or guy or broda,na only my sent4rina i mis because i don turn born again

even if u no miss me, just make sure say u miss blizzydoDo

SC31:
Same way blizzydodo fell for your own cheap trick abi

Anyway Qutyjoice I no go tell you make you no listen to your brother,but if you listen to am well you go notice say e no want make you marry quick quick so that e go dey teach you how to dance shoki for e lap,me don advice you sha and fraih don give you go ahead too

trick my wife ke? I no give my wife, my dearest blizzydoDo any trick o, na natural luv we get for each oda, na d first day wey will see lyk dis we don attarch togeda lyk magnet nd gum togeda lyk super glue, wetin concern u if I teach her dance? No b my blood she b

VillageGOAT:
mehn you too fine ooo, abeg which state did they post you again, let me see if i can apply for redeployment, i want pretty girls to always be by my side... Thank God i still have two plots of land in ota...

villageGOAT so den no slaughter u during d last xmas, how u take escape?

Qutyjoice:
Yu should know you can't.

den u hav to trust me

Qutyjoice:
So what they sed is true? You drink for real? As for me happiness means, you wan sell me coz of free alcohol and olosho's truly? God forbid. Tell your fwend I prefer bin single than to marry him.

babe pls dont misunderstand me, being a teetotaler does not translate to being a gud husband u can confirm dat from my own personal wife, my one nd only blizzydoDo, despite d fact dat am a flexing guy, I show d best care anywoman can everly desire at home, oyehomie is a gud man I must tell u dat but i want a man who is ready to spend money, hav u forgoten dat our great, great, great, grandmother burial ceremony is comin up soon, u know we will need money

biotechshola:
hardie14



Those words were too scanty to describe a wonderful personality that you are. I had to make it as few as possible just to avoid being an empty barrel that makes the loudest noise.




Please note that i'm too real to be fake and I have no reason whatsoever to hide my identity to impress you as I strongly detest deceit and pretence.




It's good you are taking your time before taking a decision, but trust me, you are never going to regret.




LogoDWhiz, kbs468, spixytinxy and fraiser can all testify to my sincerity. Therefore, be rest assured of a wonderful relationship.




Once again, i look forward to a favourable reply.




Biotechshola.

hardie14 I want to tell u wit utmost sincerity dat biotechshola is an epitome of integrity, decensy, faithfulness nd caring heart, I tink d greatest honour u can get in dis city is to b is wife, just giv it a try babe u wil share d testimony eventually, infact if u can consent to his proposer I will declear a three days of free drinks ova d city, spixytinxy should take note of dat

Qutyjoice:
Ya cute bro....*kisses*

oya giv it to me again babe *kisses back for 20 mins* e no bad if I kiss my sis welwel bfor she go her husband house na, afterall na my blood she b

wittyemi:
young lad,are you normal? Body dey catch you ni,or is it #1.2m that is making you want to insult us? Can you imagine the nonsense! You want to pay #500 recharge card for someone's "Brightest" idea!!! You can kill oooo,pls stop thinking retarded..Congrats for being a millionaire

no mind am jare, e don see poor pple wey no get #500 buy card

clementy117:
Been a while i came here...so many pages to read, lots of them about luvy durvy stuffs...I salute una.

baba u re welcom back, I bet u will b entertained as u read tru d pages

hardie14:
blizzydodo read this ooom ur hubby wan dey use him inlaw reason paraga and olosho.. me don talk my own oooo.
** and she twerks away**

u don start to dey gbeborun giv my wife abi, I no just know why una dey beef my peaceful home, me nd my blizzydoDo we say no to intruders

hardie14:
no wahala so gar u sef dey port go dia. smh

port go wia? Ewo! O wole ti

Qutyjoice:
Right Man for where? Abeg no bring that one come, wetin Na..You want me to marry your old fwend. Tufiakwa

my friend na ayonge o, d tin still dey hin body bajebaje

tjmc:
thanks bro. but then wats the greencard for

green card is d document dat contains ur basic info as u filled dem online, u are required to take it to d camp bur i dont know if dia is goin to b any preferential treatment for dos dat hav it

moete:
mehn u guyz are fun filled, I get nothing but joy when I see nigerians relate the way u guyz do....keep the love guyz, for starters I am comrade moete, an Akokite!!! (university of lagos)....I hope to become an active member of the section too....shalom

u welcom baba, nice to hav u onboard

FolabiBret:
This one wey una dey fall like Mango Tree anyhow, una sure say una dey healthy?

lol... baba u bad o, see hw u take style hide dat hot bullet in our body. na dia make u sit down u go soon dey here our luv story for lindaikeji nd naij