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Qutyjoice:
Brother ya wicked o, I'm no more a kid now....By d way I was about falln in love

fall in luv wit who? neva try am o! infact i dey com wit padlock make i come lock ur heart for now till further notice wen I go see Mr right for u, no try fall for cheap trick o btw na who tell u say u no b kid , na kid u still b for my hand o

Fraih:
For our family, we need to screen properly oo.
Protocols must be duly observed.

pls tell dem o

Qutyjoice:
Aunty help me ask em o, imagine him saying I love animals....Me that cn not even kill cockroach

dont him jare, hin dey try talk say our house na zoo b dat

IghravweIG:
Na Greycious win am o.
The election was very close sha.
Na 1 point he take win justified10.

chai!!! congrats to him sha, he's our boy too

spixytinxy:
Sebi I tlk am say dis guy na fake, wetin pastor dey do wit gun

pls o dont talk anytin lyk dat about my inlaw o, u know is a man of God, touch not my annointing nd do my prophet no harm says d bible

Shammak:
Oya no lele
Chill, make I sharply carry my bible and gun... Anything fit happen

lol... now i just bliv my inlaw is a true prophet

Fraih:
Ahhhh! Ngbo Fraiser?

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Spixytinxy, I say No ooooo, My husband is here
Oyehomz1, nice one! You just passed step one out of 33. But I need clarity regarding the reasons you just stated.

1. Who are you directing them to? Qutyjoice?
2. If yes, how come you know all these things in the space of less than 48hours?
3. Are you taking the back door to make some enquiry or you have some supernatural powers?
4. What do you mean by zaniness?
5. Love for animals! Be more explicit? Did you see her play with then?

I need clarity Oyehomz1

waoo!!! i neva doubt it for once dat i hav d most brilliant sis in dis city, i doff my cap for ur great sense of critical analysis, he wants to marry qutyjoice bur he is busy edifying fraih dat simply means he doesnt even know wot he wants in d first place, secondly i dont know wen u suddenly bcom zoologist wey u dey luv animals nd many oda flops wey hin put dia, its not dat i dont want my sis to marry bur i cant open my eyes to see my sis in wrong hands, btw regarding wot qutyjoice told u about me, u know she is my sis nd my sis is my blood d way u re to me so i dont see anytin wrong in givin my own blood som tutorial

SC31:
chisos is lord could this be love

Fraih and Qutyjoice abeg this guy deserves an award

wetin hin do now? y u women dey fall for cheap trick lyk dis? i tire for una o, after u una don fall for cheap trick una go com later dey complain say men are bad, men are d same, men re dis, men re dat

Qutyjoice:
Brother now, USA and not Somalia. Agbaya

ohh mabinu jare, u know som botus don dey my system wen i dey talk yesterday

Qutyjoice:
O.M.G, you are so bursting my brain baby.....oops niggie I mean....See temptation.... My Sist and Bro advice is wat I need your.

if u look at d write up critically u will see he is only edifying fraih ur sis, is she d one he wants to marry, he has neva done anytin dat can make him hav my approval nd d family approval at large

MrGentleTouch:
Sorry mate. I was just wondering y u dey attack me because i dey follow dat 5n chic reason. Upon say una don share all d babes among una sef. I no say u dey eye d babe. Sori if i offend u with my write up.

baba no be say I dey eye d babe o, na d only legally married wife wey I get for dis city b dat, I take wot ever u said in gud faith though, one can not expect less if hin wife fyn lyk dat. I can even remember vividly somtyms ago wen one civilian soldier threaten to kill me because of my blizzydoDo. Dat is why I keep loving her more because everytym i face an attack because of her I realise hw important she is

spixytinxy:
chai alakoba ni eleyi oooo, na paraga dey tlk, no b fraiser again

If i hear, i still dey my senses bajebaje

Oyehomz1:
Fraih as you kno i am not a poet like yu, neither am i a prolific writer like kbs468...But wen u love someone like (qutyjoice), then u will kno that nothing is impossible.... Therefore i write with ma brain from ma heart.


48 Reasons I Like Qutyjoice


1. Your loyalty to me and everyone or everything that matters to you

2. Your compassion for everyone around you

3. Your selflessness

4. Your integrity

5. Your strength

6. Your devotion

7. How you are always 100% honest no matter what

8. Your kindness

9. The way you always try to avoid questions

10. How you always stand up for what you believe in

11. Your generosity

12. Your confidence

13. The way that you always look for and find the positive in everything

14. Your optimism

15. The fact that you know exactly where you are going in life and will do whatever it takes to get there

16. Your courage even in the face of adversity

17. Your boldness

18. Your gentleness with me

19. How you are always understanding with ppl even when dey don’t deserve it

20. How much you and I share in common together about everything av seen u do

21. How you always can make me laugh or smile even at times when I don’t want to

22. Your zaniness

23. The fact that you refuse to ever completely grow up

24. Your crazy words, gestures, and imitations

25. How you are always kind of animals

26. The fact that you aren’t afraid to laff

27. How you always mention me when I need or ask you to and sometimes even when I don’t ask

28. How you are nt always concerned about me and my well-being

29. The way you scold me

30. The way you liven up a room just by being in it

31 How much you’ve taught me about life and myself even in hours

32. Your intelligence

33. The fact that you are good at fixing things or putting things together by mouth

34 Your zest for fashion

35. Your electronic and technology savvy being a computer guru

36. Your excellent people skills

37. Your amazing words

38. Your awesome hair

39. Your craziness

40 Your incredible baby blue-black shinning eyes

41. Your soft palms tellin m how fragile u re.

42. Your love of life

43. Your uncompromising belief in God, family, and country

44. The fact that you would make the best mother anyone could ever ask for or hope to have

45 The way you sit. If u can't sit u can't be crowned

46. The way you chat

47. Your wackiness

48. The fact that there is nobody else in the world like you and nobody will ever come close



[size=25pt]fraih...i finish am[/size]

I can see ur article is totally directed towards my twinnie, is she d one u want to marry? i donr understand u

Abbeyunique2:
No dey talk this one for outside say she dey give us extra service nah. u wan make her husband vex close her shop?

nd na tru o, na d jara wey she dey giv dey make us patronise her wella o, why my mouth too dey leak sef

Abbeyunique2:
Haba! 48 reasons unto say man like woman. u dey ask him phd questions

if hin don pass dat one hin go come face my own interview too

BlizzydoDo:
I no understand yuu @ all o

ahhh babe y nw, dont doubt me, u know i luv u so much nd i say it everywia so u dont hav anytin to fear about

Fraih:

Oyehomz1, here I am o
Qutyjoice, I see Fraiser has taken you around, now I can see you guys rolling together, nice one!
SC31, if anyone likes my sister, he should see me first
IghravweIG, Thanks too
Terrymason, I see you, I've missed you fa
SomebodysMrs, I was afraid that 'somebody' has taken you away without our notice
Fraiser, Weldone dear!
Wittyemi, our Hon Patrick, where art thou?

Shammak sweedie, chop kiss

GOOD EVENING EVERYONE

twinnie, I dey see u jare u re 3 much

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, no let yr hubby c dis one oooo

no worry I don see am nd I understand wetin she mean, she dey follow me talk in parable b dat

OlaSalo:
well...eeerrh...everyone In the city is engaged. Will you consider my situation

lol... U sef no won carry last

BlizzydoDo:
I don de fear yuu o

babe y u dey fear me again dis bae na my blood sis now

spixytinxy:
se u wan don high like anoda tin, na im wan help ur wife for kitchen, na u even nid ur wife help sef, do dat u no go end up for gutter

see u, u tink sey i b lyk ur husband wey no sabi care for woman? Hin dey find new wife, hin no even no d day wey d ones wey dey house don chop last, no matter d amount of wetin i drink, ile koko ni tagbe

BlizzydoDo:
ha! my frndship if yuu continue 2 de dash out goods like diz, d bizness go fold ooo

babe don worry about dat, if d business fold, kbs468 her husband don embezle money wella, hin go reopen for her again

spixytinxy:
Mk I hear word joor

if u won hear word, comot d cotton wool wey u put for ear na

Abbeyunique2:
because i do am once last month, u come dey bust my bubbles. my wife must not see this though. alakoba

na ur wife me dey pity o, garri go nearly grow for her head as u don collect loan drink lyk dis

Qutyjoice:
Thanks Sissy, yea coping with everybody now, let me gist o my brother said I should sit on his lap so he can teach me how to dance shoki and skelewu. Ngbo I should?

one yoruba proverb talk say d way we dey do tinx for our land, na taboo for some pple land, dat lap dance wey I won teach u na family tradition o, naso we dey do am

Qutyjoice:
Hun?

abeg na who win d election? Cc ighravweIG

spixytinxy:
Mk month end nd u no pay me, na dat I go show u my tru colour

notin wey u go do, I dey here for u

IghravweIG:
Lol. For where.
na real matas b dis o.
But justified10 say e nor dey drink o.
e say na soft(Merinda) e go drink.
Besides Spixitiny give me for discount rate o.

no mind justified10 na hin pocket turn am to mirinda drinker hin don take money do election finish for graceland.

greatestman:
Thanks..

u re welcom bro

jubrealguy:
we no fit sare rush into conclusion like that

ok dont worry dey dia dey do division of labour

Qutyjoice:
And I finally meet my sister's husband... Sist(@fraih where art thou, bro @fraiser come and do the intro o

my inlaw shammak gud u ar now fully back from ur official visit to hell fire, I hav d pleasure to introduce to u my latest sis in d family her name is qutyjoice, she is d baby of d house. I know u must hav heard about her bfor, she just finish her studies in somalia nd decided to come back home

jubrealguy:
ehn! ehn!! Eez dat y u chose to open my yansh outside cos of BlizzydoDo, abi? Ko si problem, bachelor dey suffer ooo

baba no vex o, na talk reach dia o