₦airaland Forum

kollenzy:
From ur comment its obvious you lack basics of communication in a civilised public forum,and i can easily deduced from your utterances that u need to work on your morals and in general social behaviours and interactions.I strongly believe this thread is a gathering of ever disciplined,enlightened,intelligent,smart and well-behaved Nigeria Graduates!!..and not some miscreants seeking cheap and undeserved attention..(no offence,some words of helpful advice from a concerned Big brother...

yehh!!! see bullet, me I can take dis o

boboLIL:
you de craze,, I no de share stream buh u de ask wich stream u go de.. U see DG for this thread? Becareful with dis yeye questions here o... Weyrey.. See mumu wey I de joke with ...

bros! Small small o

Hmm e b lyk say e go dey easy for camel to enter tru d eyes of a needle dam make person catch up wit dis thread d way e dey fly, I don already spend 2 hrs i never read d pages finish. E b lyk say pressy LogoDwhiz go dey impose curfew from 11pm to 3pm, I go see to dat immidiately i enter d cabinet. Reading tru d pages so far I can see dat:
kbs468 my real G is back from his 2weeks yearly horneymoon in syria.
My twinnie fraih don turn hot cake for golden city, I just dey tank God because na investment she take her do for my family, I go use her make money from all dis suitors so tey I go build mansion nd buy lambogini
Shammak won dey develop high blood pressure because of hin wife fraih, hin don forget say person wey get hypertension no dey marry beautiful wife.
Senator IghravweIG don already start my ministerial screening bur i dey see d hands of abbeyunique2 nd dejiconde for dos questions wey hin throw lyk stone to me.
Merikims want to exchange her luv for nysc runs, e b lyk say na d best tym to contact my uncle for nysc b dis because na hin b d chief messenger for DG office hin get mouth for dia may b hin go fit help me get my dream woman.
Shammak won take style bribe me wit a mercedes benz so dat i no go reason anoda man for fraih bur one no go do me make hin try make am 100 may b i go fit turn dealer.
Pressy LogoDwhiz dey try support d conspiracy theory, hin no fit help me influence my screening make d senators just tell me say make I take my bow nd go.
SomebodsMrs wey I c for club yesterday nyt wit my korokoro eyes wen she dey dance shoki nd skelewu won dey form church gal, she won take style discourage me, she dey tink say I no fit marry church gal, even make she turn alter gal I no mind.
Bolagabriella no won gree for me easily, she won dey form sey she b hard gal, na dat kyn gal body luv dey hot pass later later, anyway make she continu I go fit see tory tellvour pikins say dia mama no b cheap gal.
One monicker lyk dat wey I don forget dey talk about giving phone to rukkyola, if d juju man wey she get belle for catch am na oyo hin dey.
I don forget d rest jare, dis regal wey i dey drink don dey make me forget tinx quickly dis days, e b lyk say i go switch over to my paraga again.
Oya make I went back to my chilling mode.

justified10:
same golden city, wia logodwhiz b d pressy
..

our citizens dey Dia o..deport dem on our behalf

I will see to dat now

bolagabriella:
Oya commot my name,i will help u pack

for wia, I no dey go anywia, I don turn mario

bolagabriella:

Tot u said u were delivered in shammak church on val day,wetin be all dis one u con dey yarn again na .i tire 4 ur mata ooo.
Oya shammak,gv me back d moni i payed to conduct d deliverance

u better collect ur money back, d expiry date of shammak deliverance na just two days, e don dupe u because d luv don com back again

bolagabriella:

SHAMMAK!!!! This boy has not been delivered!

no just call shammak, nobody fit deliver me from dis one o

Cutehector:
lwkmd.

I return am because I still won take my sis chop better money, e b lyk say d person wey go pay my money don com now

justified10:
I wan enta golden city tomoro, I wan import babe to dis our city from Dia.lol.

I knw say we get our citizens Dia, dem no wan dey com here cos dem dey reason here as village.

which golden city b dat again, na two golden city dey?

terrymason:
! Cocacola my broda!

lol... u dey dodge ur head

justified10:
lol..u are free to check on us anytym..d gate is opened..

I still dey enta golden city o.. I miss dat city no b small.. especially dem fraiser, fraih and co.

baba I dey miss u pass o. hw ur day?

SomebodysMrs:
THANKS FOR THE WISHES O
BUT EMMM WHO ARE YOU POSSESSING BIKO? I DUNNO YOU O!

hmm u mean u dont know me? I can see u are one of d new citizens wey just com GC while I was on official journey to rukkyola village, alryt let me humbly introduction mysef to u, my name is fraiser, d twin bro of fraih, inlaw of shammak, a minister designate, senior special assistant to pressy LogoDwhiz on welcoming nd entertaining of new female visitors into GC, as u ar seeing me I know pple in dis city o, I dey enter presidential villa anytym, na me dey buy paraga for d senators for club (*tinking inside my mind* shey I no too dey show mysef sha, make she no com dey tink say I too dey prouding o) if u go make me dat sombody, u no get wahala for dis city at all, na for house dem go com giv u ur permanent visa, infact I go hire abbeyunique2 nd dejiconde make den dey help u carry ur bag if u dey go out. u go just dey enjoy for dis city lyk ant wey dey inside sugar because my immunity go cover u. I go dey carry u inside my tokunbo ferrari tour all d city anytym u lyk.

terrymason:
fraiser I dey hail oh! Me na coke I sabi drink yo!

my personal person hw u dey, hw ur body, hope da ur yansh wey dem shuk botu don dey heal small small, y u sef go dey fight ontop one botu of alomo, u b frosh nw, u won com dey pretend nw say na coke u dey take, abi na cocaine u dey take style talk

dafoly:
I saw dis post in A15 thread
"I'm a B15 corps member, A15 corpers don't want us to have peace in the lodge since afternoon coz d LGI informed them deh will b passing out before the 15th of March"
He later said dat d date was rescheduled afta a series of meeting by d NYSC officials last week. If dis is true, it means A15 are passin out a month earlier than d scheduled date (april 14). So we shud expect to move into our respective camps earlier than 30th march

bros forget da one, na day dream b dat

Cutehector:
lol fraih is worth more Dan 10000 thousand tubers of yam!

ok no wahala go buy 7 cows, 7 he goats, 7 jar of palm oil nd 1000 kegs of palmwine join am may b I go reason u bur if prophet shammak don lyt purple candle ontop ur matter no call me o

Abbeyunique2:
Washere jare, we don become friends like that

hmmm even if una join togeda reach 100, na no shaken for me, my ministerial nomination na popular demand.

dejiconde:
ehhh.... minister ko senator ni... 4 diz city I go make sure say ordinary chancellor u no chop..

lol... Nawa o see petition just plenty, despite all my gud characters in dis city, some pple still no won make I bcom minister after i don giv dem water, give dem fire, I don built 5 club nd 8 paraga joint for dis city, still dem still dey counter me because of woman, God pass all of una o, I don already chop dis minister, nobody fit stop me

dejiconde:
wetin u wan enjoy wiv blagabrriella.... ino dey talk again

ehn ehn better, no just talk again just dey luk us lyk dat make i dey flex wit my bae

Abbeyunique2:
no be me be adedibu, U know say i no dey use my beckytee joke, so i go enter c/s church for you now

lol... Nawa o.. Guys no won make I bcom minister because of dia wifes o, ok no worry me nd u go reach agreement, as long as u dey do ur own part of d agreement ur orente is safe

Abbeyunique2:
so no show for three weeks. chai

which kyn show b dat? U won turn camp to cinema, just let dos soldiers catch u for corner, oyo is ur case *in rukkyola voice*

Walexz02:
*covers his mouth*
Haba! Shey na everything wey your eyes see your mouth dey talk...
You want somebody to commit suicide abi? No be for my eye that on go hapin.
That rukkyola of a girl sef, she see fine fine boys for hia shey no gree follow hian!

dis one na must talk for me o, u know i gaz tell my friend wetin dey happen so dat hin go quick comot hin mind, no worry i don tell missoyin nd my sis fraih to help me console am, hin no go comot suicide, I go quick arrange anoda orente for her for dis city. As for rukky make she stil dey chill for village, wen she born finish she go com back

Shammak:
Happy birthday SomebodysMrs
May the "somebody" locate you this week with a £1.5 million engagement ring (I'll need to sanctify the ring sha)

I wish you all what you wish yourself... Have a blast!

I don come already, I don locate her wit my romantic compass, bur I neva bring dat ring wey u talk o, custom don sieze am, bur I go soon clear am. She go still manage dis one wey d best blacksmith for my village help me manufacture

MissOyin:
i can see you guyz r rilly having fun ere. i ve missed alot tho.

alot of new faces

missoyin am happy to inform u dat GC experience overwhelming imigration of foreigners during dat reg tym, some of dems hav went back to dia country while som of dems decided to applied for GC resident permit, dat is d reasons u see alot of new faces

Happy birthday to my mrs because she no b somebodysMrs again as I don come back to possess all my possession for GC, I wish u longlife dat over flows wit resounding success, favour nd prosperity.

prindu:
Welcome Chief!

o'boi see my combination o, u dey peep me wen I dey select my states, anyway u re welcom sha, first take dis botu of alomo to cool off

Abbeyunique2:
O fe je minister o lori adedibu abi, oti je minister tan

na who b adedibu? No tell me say na goast I dey follow do frienship sine all dis days o, either u lyk am abi u no lyk am, I go bcom minister for dis city, d first tin I go do if i don turn minister na to put leg ontop ur wife for dis city if u get one *singing* mo ti mu oye yi je na iwo koko iwo ona

Abbeyunique2:
so my mom asked me to list out things she can buy for me that would be useful at orientation camp. pls should i put condom in the list? will it be useful at camp. pls ans me. mum is waiting
cc bobolil, fraiser, eaglesvision, fraih, jubrealguy, oluwafirefunmi et al

hmm hmm my guy e b lyk say u don dey addicted to all dis ashawo house wey u dey go everynyt o, na nysc orientation camp b dis one dem no dey build ashawo house for dia broda, u no need condom abi wetin u call am, bur after d camp u fit dey do ur tin d wey u dey do am bfor.

dejiconde:
u don start again abi... u wan make I slap u abi, no b woman u dey look during deliverance

baba no tell me say u still dey GC o, I tink say pressy LogoDwhiz don giv u quit notice na. I don know wetin I go do, I go carry my one nd only bolagabriella comot for u, if u no go free us make we enjoy our life

eaglevision:
This one no be like that na,my own sleeplessness no follow fraiser way nw,I dn sabi d persn behind it

so u don dey get sleepless nyt, no tell me say d 3 old women wey u tell me dat tym never comot for ur back o, u need to see prophet shammak kiakia

eaglevision:
That fraiser case na some village people dae in charge,I no fit use ma head pack wetin I no knw na

lol... No worry u don score one goals lyk dat, na three goal me go score at a time, I don dey take d sharp corner of my eyes watch u lyk dat

eaglevision:
Of course not,twas mine u saw na

why u won dey poke ur nose for husband nd wife matter again, na only me understand d point wey she dey try make for dia

bolagabriella:
Fraiser!!! I'm sure i did not just see my name!

if u no see ur name for dia, dat means I don ready to pack my load comot golden city b dat