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My people I greet una o, hw una dey, hmmm after all d registration wahala, after all d rejection of thumbprint, after all d rejection of passport photograph by outdated nysc server, after all d waiting for payment transaction pin, after all d 404 error, after all d 419 error, God don win o, nysc don post me to a state full of wine and horney, a state where all dreams come tru, make una help me shout 7 hellelujah nd 7 allahu akbah

justified10:
I go use sciccors on dat tongue now now..



fraiser, where art tho

dearest am here o, was ur day?

Fraiser futa microbiology kaduna here we come

SomebodysMrs:
JaneJoanJohn People are saying the site was hacked and the information we're getting is fake,what do y'all think
cc:
LogoDwhiz, Amodu,BoboLil, Fraih,Chommieblaq, Rosalieene, DTOBS, dudecollins, fraiser,FireandIce,rusty9,jayloms, somebodysmrs,ighravweig,dejiconde, and other very important persons...my head is full
Abeg,yanabasee get in here.



My dear I'm indifferent to this posting thing. I was deployed to borno tho judging by what I saw, and I have no worries at all.
However if it happens to change again, I do hope they give me abia or Oyo so that they'll save me me the stress of redeploying.

In other news, I'm very much at peace with the outcome

i dont tink d issue of fake posting is credible, d truth is dat nysc is embarrased wit d fact dat dia top secrete (posting) was leaked, due to incompetency, dey are just trying to cover up.

Alhassanu:
Hahaha... .
I just want cute Fraih to serve in niger state. Help develop my state.
I'm begging.
Who be that your twinnie sef? Fraiser ahbi.. . Bross abeg persuade your lovely sis to love my lovely state.

baba na u ooo, my sis don turn developer abi? God see dat hidden agenda wey dey inside ur mind, I go because of u redeploy her go kaduna

katerine7:
u can check using your opera mini with your phone first of all put portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc11/ResumePayment.aspx after u login then put print i.e (portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc11/print) u will be able to download your CUL

tanks babe, I appreciate

boboLIL:
once u'v confirmed ur payment... Check ur dashboard ,, u will see ur call-up number... Congrats

baba tanks ooo, I really appreciate

justified10:
I go use sciccors on dat tongue now now..



fraiser, where art tho

padimi see me for here o, dont mind my recent scarcity in d city, I just dey comot from one meeting to d oda so dat all pcm in dis city will hav smooth reg. I just had one wit d DG now

olecharles:
I was posted to Bornu from what i saw ..my question is ...
1; were is the camping going to be
2; will there be room for deployment and when exactly will it happen
3; How long deos it take for one to get redeployed after camping ...please help ..fear don kill me

cc:
LogoDwhiz

Amodu

BoboLil

Fraih

Chommieblaq

Rosalieene

DTOBS

dudecollins

fraiser

FireandIce

rusty9,jayloms

somebodysmrs
ighravweig

let your mind be at peace bro, dia will definitely be redeployment probably immidiately or few weeks after camp, nd your camping will not take place in borno but in a highly secured state meanwhile sorry for d late reply I was in a meeting with DG since morni

Alhassanu:
Nysc.org.ng/nysc11/resumepayment
Login to your account
Then edit the address bar to be
Nysc.org.ng/nysc11/print

tanks bro... I neva see my callup no bur I don confirm payment, hope da one no mean anytin

Pls sombody should give me d link to check state of deployment now cc LogoDwhiz bobolil janejoanjohn

dejiconde:
fraiser e too early nahh..... Bola iwo na like isekuse. Fraiser am warning u oooo, golden citizens please help mi warn fraiser ooo make u leave ma paddy wife alone nah no b by force nah. I must do best man by force ooo 4 ma paddy oo

baba take am easy ooo, my bola no too like noise lyk dat:p:p

dejiconde:
I dey ere dey wait ooo... nah BORNO u dey go #sambisa forest lol

If dem put me for Borno, God don answer my prayer b dat, I go just put better effort do better community service for dia, bfor u know I don win presidential honours award, bolagabriella go com dey proud of me more...:p

lonngmann:
bross

broda, I dey hail o

dejiconde:
ehhhh...ehhhh. U sabi talk ooo. U sa must leav Bola alone, if u like fllw all d girls 4 golden city bt nt bola or esle den go treat u specially 4 camp

chai! E b lyk say u mean business o, make I shapally contact d chiefpriest make hin help me put better work for ur hand may be u go stop pokin ur nose into me nd bola matter meanwhile why den no go give me special treatment for camp, abi u don forget sau DG na my uncle, VIP treatment all d way

amodu:
Thanks baba

you are most welcome my man

ventq:
Bros please aw ar u checking the posting please help me navigate thru d site

baba abeg no vex o, na only woman I dey follow chek, my nokia C3 no dey gree open man account

drjoshua2000:
D hustle is real! Imagine so much care for gal wey another guy dey mishandle, malhandle and overhandle meanwhile ur guy no fit login into him registration portal since yesternight. So much for the thing between a man's legs, e dey make man yeye. in fact u be yeye guy

lol... Nawa for all dis guys wey no dey caring o, dem go just dey beef caring ones.. Baba no dey beef u won tutorial on how to dey carin I go give u free of charge btw e b lyk say u b one of d illegal immigrants of dis city otherwise u go know say na me dey incharge of welcomin new beautiful bae, d role giving to me by d president himsef

dejiconde:
pele b patient ok shey I no tell u say make u leave bola alone. Dats jes d beginning d battle line has been drawn

ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhhh u no say na no shaking for me na, emi arogun ma sojo, me no dey fear for dat kyn battle, even if dem no send am sef I go collect callup letter for sku, ur threat no fit make me back out at all... Bolagabriella all d way

spixytinxy:
amen, tank u

u are welcome dearie

Honeybee20245:
Good morin guys I am Oyindamola from LASU

oyin wotsup, gud morni, I know u must have a beautiful nyt because beautiful ladies always a beautiful nyt, u re welcom to golden city, hav u completed ur registration? Hav u printed ur green card? Hav u gotten ur callup no? Hav u seen ur posting? If u hav not seen ur postin, kindly send me ur details so dat I will quickly chek for u on my new nokia C3

Hmmm nysc no gree send my payment transaction pin, e b lyk say den won because of 3k see one million wahala.

bolagabriella:
If i hear,i will shout it out loud in beyonce's sweet voice

chai u dey take style tell me say u get tantalizin voice abi, na part of d reason i luv u b dat

bolagabriella:
Help!!! Pressy,minister of health is needed! This dude is running temperature

d kind temp wey i dey run, no b d one medical fit solve o, na u fit solve am

dejiconde:
yes oo I dey police am 4 ma paddy ni oo cuz I must b best man u self u too like woman nah only u wan rukky nah only u wan Bola chai.... ehhhhhh am warning u ooo. Ok

wetin concern u if I want rukkyola, want bolagabriella, want blizzydoDo, want janejonejohn, want, splendidmercy, want SC31, want all d gals sef, shey na me talk say make u no get woman head ni? Guy no beef me o

dejiconde:
OYO lowa

I no say u no like me before, bur I assure u, anytime I go shere my testimony u go open mouth u no go fit close am

amodu:
I am giving you Senatorial welcome into our midst.

Check your mention above

Please help me welcome and usher him in...

cc:
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468
DTOBS
Kuchikau
Armynu
Arcnomec
Greatestman
IghravwelG
SC31
CROBBOY
Yanabasee
Johndanny
Spixytinxy
Doninion92
MissOyin
Fraih
Fraiser
Justified19
Rukkyola
Shammak
Oyehomie
Airstarkane
Omolola1
Abbeyunique1
et al

I can see u hav already received senatorial greetings, kindly accept my ministerial nominee greetings too, u are welcome bro
cc
Sirmard

Fraih:
[i] Thanks twinnie. I love you, for real [/]

you are welcome dear, I love u too:*:*

spixytinxy:
lol, naso oooo, bt e dey pain sha, if u know how many pple I don mk mouth for ehn, dem go too laff me, chai dere is God

dont worry dear, just let ur mind b at peace, everytin we work for your own advantage eventually.

dejiconde:
Bola u don dey flirt abi 4 my front ehhhhh oko e agbo si.

baba nawa o, u shall one turn military police for here

I rep team awaiting payment transaction pin, abeg na who dey d same situation wit me.

spixytinxy:
Chai, I don use my hand do mysef ooooo, na adamawa dem post me go oooo

chai how den go post u go adamawa, DG don toast u bfor wey u no gree? Nawa o, dont worry God is wit u sha, u go relocate