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Chinweukamaka:
Nor try urself ooooo,infact wat if as u go bed 2night only 2 wake by 29th morning.......

abeg no do dat one o, na small boy I be o

LogoDWhiz:
This was gotten from a thread! And I requested from the original writer to let me share it here and he approved it.



So, the above quote is simply what it implies. Applying early doesn't guarantee you your state of choice.
Applying late doesn't rule you out of getting your choice of state.


Good evening

pressy datz true, I tot as much too more over I also observed from d previous batch dat majority of CMs were given their 3rd choice of state, I tink may be it's advisable that PCMs choose their most preffered state as 3rd choice. What is your take on that?

Fraih:
How's BlizzydoDo? Not seen her in here, I hope you are taking care of her.

very well sis, am taking gud care of my babe, she went to d village yesterday to go nd fix d date of our traditional wedding from d family elders, dat is why she has not been around in d city

Rukkyola:
@kbs468.my sent4rina don run away o.I dunno wea went him since mornin.He just travelled out of d GOLDEN CITY and refused 2 com bak livin me all alone.
Wispering
**wah do u tink abou us goin bak 2 our relationship b4 he returns? Am no more scared of ojuju calabar since i heard dchiefpriest lives in dis city.I wil also go and get my own juju 4rm him**

hmm hmm tank God i no see dis one because if sent4rina hear den no go talk sey na me go tell my friend say hin wife won flirt with minister

Rukkyola:
hehehe....i laff again.Dah our chiefpriest sef,u sure say no b him dey chop all d offering all in d name of appealin d gods.i wil sha stil tel evrybdy because no b tel u 2 dey commit abomination.

d way d chief priest dey fresh, comot cheek, comot belle dis days u tink say na ordinary, na baba b d irunmole wey dey chop d offering o btw I neva comit any abomination na u won try implicate me so dat I no go tell sent4rina wetin I see today abi u don forget say anytin twin wey brother do to twin sister no b abomination because na same blood dem be

Fraih:
Lol dear
Dont worry, Shammak is on his way he's got magical hands

let him b fast oo bfor rukkyola put sekeseke for my hands o

Rukkyola:
hehehe...i laff.She said it hersef dah u shud massage her.Which kain no tel anybdy? I must tel d whole world.Bera beg me

pls pls pls dont tell anybody, I dont hav money to buy seven cows, seven keg of palm oil, seven carton of bear, seven basket of pepper nd tomatoes nd seven bags of rice to appease d gods or u dont know d nature of our chiefpriest in dis city na dat kyn opportunity to chop e dey find o

boboLIL:
back to sender... Na only u go get dah date oh ...lols

ok o... If I get am na e b say everybody don get am b dat because nysc wont give selective date

SC31:
Ahhh I reject O,they can't try it

lol.. They dere not

Rukkyola:
continue enjoinin.U pple ar already massaging each other sef.Shammak & blizzydodo ar really understandin.
@kbs468 abi na 247.Pls i heard u knw wea dchiefpriest lives.pls kindly giv me his contact.I need 2 secure my marriage wit som juju.Thank u sir.

you just said massage? E neva reach dat level o, bur somtimes i dey help her use cream rub her body sha wen she bath finish... Abeg na only u I tell, no let anybody here o bfor den start to dey talk about abomination again

SC31:
My day is fine dear,just patiently waiting for monday

lol.. Wot about if nysc decide to shift d registration till march 1st nd orientation till middle of april...

boboLIL:
Got dis from nysc handle so I thought its useful to share it here...

****Uploading time's closed. Buh window for correction of error list is open till 7th feb...


***** for name mismatch, all name mismatch problem is from school. Let the student get a letter from school so as to avoid problem in camp... you can change that in camp after registration. e.g... Where names are interchanged, u will fill a form in camp called CERTIFICATE FORMAT...


****** any cybercafe that registers jamb can also register for nysc..

Congrats as u register successfully...

tanks for d timely info

Darey00:
Ehen? I didnt know she is married o.. In real life abi for film?

she is a married woman in dis city o, her husband is my gud friend sent4rina abi you won take style tell me say life in golden city no be real life?

Rukkyola:
u ar sha enjoin wit ur twin anyhow.Pls wea does dchiefpriest live in dis gr8 city? I guess mschubby got her juju 4rm him.I need some juju 2.Thanks 4 ur quick response.

we hav a cheifpriest in dis city o, contact d honorable minister of information for his location btw why wont I enjoy wit my twin sis atleast dey shall born us at d same time by d same mother, sharmak nd blizzydodo too understand dat blood is thicker dan water... Lol

SC31:
Good afternoon/evening beautiful ladies and gents of this city

How una dey?....I've really missed you guys

Crobboy darling sorry didn't holla yesterday,ive missed you o

gud eveni dear, hw was ur day?

LovesonBlezz:
hi guys..pls is it compulsory that one pay d 3k for call up letter online during reg.? what if i want to get d CL directly frm my skul

payment of 3k is not compulsory, you can get your call up number nd call up letter in sku but it is advisable to pay d 3k for d purpose of conviniency especially if your sku is very far from your current location

Darey00:
Lolz.. U no wat i mean

she talk say she no understand abi u won implicate a married woman

Rukkyola:
My padi,pls ignore my bad manner.Hw is u? Thank u 4 d assurance u gave me fa as regards 2 my sweetheart Sent4rina.The fone already passed away b4 i thought of taking it 2 d hospital ni fa and it was burried da very day.The nature of d fone da am usin ryt nw canot b described.It is d worse fone ever made.It can't fit browse.Hw is ur twin sis Fraih doin?

ehya sorry about d demise of ur phone, hope u have invited dchiefpriest to perform some burial rite for d dead phone, I suggest u shud take dis new one for medical diagnosis bfor it condition get worsen dat can be done in my diagnostic center - d best in dis city. Sent4rina has also notify me of his plan to get u a new phone wit his 1st alawee come march, u dont hav anytin to fear about meanwhile my twin sis fraih is doing very fyn, we just came back from our visit to a relative in dubai

Fraih:
Hunnie thank you, love ya too!

Hey Rukkyola, sorry abou your phone indeed, you have learnt a lot this few days. Really sorry abou that. send your home address and your phone of choice, ama order from konga for you, you'll gerrit in 3days and all these will be over.

Hello everyone

sup twinnie, hw has been ur day

Kbs468:
*on phone call to Sent4rina seeking permission*

me: Hello Hon Minister sir

Sent4rina : Yes Attorney, morning sir

me: ehhmm.......

Sent4rina: Hope there is no emergency sir because we barely separated b4 ur call sir

me: No cause 4 alarm Hon. I just called to seek ur permission to speak with Madam works Rukkyola over her phone misfortune ñi oo because I know that if I don't do this, you will get to know still especially through your friend and Hon in view-Fraiser but 4 my Romantic security too cos of my wives dispositions.

Sent4rina: Oh that, no problem at all. kindly go ahead pls since no love is lost between us. Besides I was even gonna wire her to go get a new one.

me : Alright sir.

*Me turning to her*

Sorry I was away from the vicinity of the Villa so didn't know what transpired in my absence but when I returned, I was busy attending the registered phone calls to my office as compiled and placed b4 me on my desk by my able and hard working secretary named MENTION.

So sorry about it OK but there is no need to worry because I actually put a call through your hubby and I overheard him say he wanna replaced it 4 you. I Mean the standard type you deserve actually.

hmm hmm hmm, just clearing my throat

Rukkyola:
I wanto say a very big thank u 2 evry1 dah pitied my situation & 2 those wey just dey laff me & doz dah said nothing.Eshey! It is not a funny somtin fa.My Sent4rina,hope u ar gud.@Darey00,i laff.Hu help me c justified,Alhassanu & co?

rukky wotsup, has your phone been discharge from d hospital now? Ur u hav gotten a new one? Or na still borrowborrow?...lol which ever d case u re welcom back

oghesco:
At last I v seen my name tnks to God almighty the hearer of prayers and to my dear friends and nairelander most especially to spixytinxy my fellow auchipolytech student u re a darling n a dear friend. tnks for ur encouragement and luv

congrats bro

CROBBOY:
This I know will inspire trust in you for me and sustain a healthy relationship between us which I can leverage on in the nearest future.

well said bro, but I am more than sure the leverage will eventually result to my advantage

CROBBOY:
A resounding yes! Give it a try and you will be convinced beyong reasons.

yea, datz true bro, your claim has been vindicated by the president's response. Am more than convinced now

now, gudnyt guys, gudnyt twinnie, off to d bed

Moyenii:
Yes?

I love calling ur name, kind of romantic

Fraih:

But I Miss my Shammak more

yea datz tru, i wil get across to him hw much u hav missed him... Dont worry sis, his definitely coming back home

LogoDWhiz:
It's all good now!
Thanks 4 d support!

always my pleasure

''Oh my darling'', whispered the passionate young man. ''am I the first man you have ever made love to?'' ''yes, yes,'' replied, looking bored. ''why do men always ask the same silly question?''

Beckytee:
Dnt mind me, just want to shakara him

lol.. U want to shakara me or you want to shakara him, I hav notin to fear about you know, bur he has everytin to fear about

Fraih:
Awwwwn
Dear, we are always together you know
I Miss ya too

hmmm datz true, no doubt I always feel your presence around me

Beckytee:
Really..... let me see the constitution first

you will have to consult the office of the honorable minister of information on how to go about getting a copy of the constitution. Cc kbs468