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Sent4rina:
My padi of life, how far na. Hw u dey roll since morning?

my personal person i gallant o, hope u hav seen ur wife, she was very worried cos of ur absence o

Rukkyola:
pls i canot wait til 2moro.let's go now now.I have smtin more important i need 2 take care of.It's not abou u o.am not reportin u again.I need 2 protect my marriage ryt nw.

ok if u want us to go nw no wahala, block me for dat hotel wey dey for d back of d kings palace, na from dia we go go d baba house

Rukkyola:
i don enter 2day o.Y ar u lying now? wen did i say i wanto boro husband? Fraiser my padi pls come & defend me o

for wia? Shebi u want to report me to d cheif priest, oya go report me nw, i no dey beg u again

Rukkyola:
ah! My husband i hav missed u so much o.I was even abou 2 report 2 d minister of defense dah u ar missing.I have been jejely minding my own business here ni fa b4 pple started accusin me da i am husband snatcher.Don't listen to wat any1 tells u o.U knw i love u so much and i can't fit cheat on u.oya tel me wat do u wanna eat 2nyt? I did nt prepare anytin fa because i tot u wea kidnapped and won't b comin bak.

sent4rina dis ur wife mind no pure for u o

SC31:
Hmmm I dey suspect this your prayer o

no b wetin u get for mind o, I never wise rich dat levo

Sent4rina:
*shouting ontop of my voice*

who dey shakara my lady 4 here o. As i don show face, i wan make nobody shakara my treasure 4 me o.

How ar u dear? How has been your day?
Sorry i came late, i was fixed up ni jare.

my gud friend no b dis kind period wey I won help u carry on wit ur responsibility, u suppose show face o, abeg still go do some work join we go call u wen will finish

justified10:
y u no com approach single..


oya, wait make I approach u.

baby, I love u, I want to marry u and I will give u money.

oya talk ur own.

lol.. Na dat kind method den dey take approach woman for una village, una too much o

justified10:
y b say na person husband u wan borrow wen single full Dis city... abeg,, farabale o

na experience man like us oh sorry like kbs468 she needs o, all d single for dis city no get experience of how to care for woman

Rukkyola:
lol! Dah chiefpriest lyf don baje b dat o.so opon al d juju wey im get e can't fit do smtin gud 2 his lyf.ist e b olodo and nw e can't fit tel d irumole 2 change his 4one.do u knw d address of anoda chiefpriest? They ar so many tins i need him 4

lol... If dcheifpriest catch u, I no dey dia o, irunmole no sabi wetin den dey call phone o, na to dey chop cock irunmole sabi. Anyway e get anoda one sha bur if i describe hin house for u, u no go fit get am, may b u go com block me for house tomoro morni make i carry u go hin house

Rukkyola:
lol! I can't fit tarnish my image 4 hea.so e beta make i just live d tin 4 my mind.

ahhhahhhahhh u fit talk to my hear sha, i no go tell anybody, u know am gud at keepin secret

katerine7:
putting everything into consideration

in dat case, they should be in dis order lagos, ogun, oyo, ondo, osun, ekiti

katerine7:
putting everything into consideration

in dat case, they shud be in this order lagos, ogun, oyo, ondo, osun, ekiti

spixytinxy:
which kind prayer b dat sef

na d kind prayer wey den dey do three times in a day o, 1st one wen u won sleep for nyt, second one around 2am in d nyt, nd 3rd one early momo around 5am. So dey teach me in my church

justified10:
I no do zoning for dis kind thing o. I no understand ur suggestion cos I noo wan understand..

in reminisce voice *shey o tti ye e

zoning ke? No b state selection for nysc b dis o, na wait for ur tym den dey call dis one

Rukkyola:
hahahahahahahahaha.....i can't fit stop lafin.my bele dey pain me.i wil send a voice msg 2 him den.shebi e get 4one?

shey na dat kind nokia 3310 wey dcheifpriest dey use he go take receive voice message, u funny o, phone wey b say e no even dey see sim welwel again sef

Rukkyola:
i neva c wetin i dey find.Oya tel me d 4th,5th,6th and 7th reason.

lol... D truth b say dat tin wey u dey find u no go fit see am o as per say me self no sabi am may b u go give me clue sha

LogoDWhiz:
Lol!


Well, I'd advice this.
If you plan on choosing a hot state. Choose the hottest state in your zone which you won't mind going to but you know is unrealistic, and then choose the hot zone which you want. And finally choose another hot zone in another area.


This is my own secret formula. Just decided to share it with the house!

copy dat bro

shubs:
Person wey go ban me for here...ehn..I reserve my comment

abeg who b d banner wey dey ban person for here self? If den dey ban everybody den suppose ban fine gal too, nawa ooo..hope den no go ban me for dis one wey i just talk sha... I dey fear o

katerine7:
Good evening all, please which of the south west states is d best, better, and good in dat order, really wanted to put lagos but having doubt now

the best in terms of what? You need to specify because all the states have their own comparative advantage

Rukkyola:
dchiefpriest sef don already hear.no wori,na letter i go write giv am.

u mean say na letter u go write, e make sense like dat, thank God say dcheifpriest na olodo, he no sabi read, I don win b dat

Rukkyola:
hu tel u sey na bicycle cari am com hea?Aeroplane ni jor.Na me go pick am 4rm airport.

u mean say aeroplane don dey land for d only garage we get for dis city? Our pressy dey work wellwell b dat o

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, na so u like prayer reach ni

I like am well well pass food self

Rukkyola:
d 3rd one nko?

d 3rd reason b say i no want make dem collect am from my hand because single guys for dis city no dey laugh oo

justified10:
lol. Na trek I trek o..so Na water b ma fuel..

spinxy no fit turn to crushes, she gallant.

abah why u go dey trek now for inside dis heavy rain wey dey fall, ok I go give u one of my camels make u dey cruise am especially durin raining season lyk dis, I no lyk make rain dey beat my friend, as regards spinxytinxy make we dey crush on her one by one, so dat d crushes no go too much, nd na my turn b dis wait for ur tym, shey u understand

Rukkyola:
lol! U wan dcive me soda i wil not tel him.no wori i go 4ynd one clot cover my face wen i dey go report u so dah i wil not turn babalawo wyf.just pretend lyk u didn't c wat u saw okay

even if u cover your face, shey u won cover your ear, o ya come near me make I yan u won secret about dcheifpriest, he get one horney wey hin dey put for tougue, hin voice go just sweet for ur ear, d voice go capture ur heart lyk magnet to d exten wey b say if u know see am self you no go fit eat. But dis tin wey i just tell u na secrete o, na only u i tell, no tell anybody o

justified10:
good evening everyone...how have u been?


to those whose names disappeared on nysc portal, I hope it has reappeared...

I don miss una o. kbs468(how are u and ur wives?)

rukkyola ,have u gotten a new fone? if not, val is almost here..u myt get IPhone 6 as ur val gift.

logodwhiz, hope u are doing good...up Chelsea.I hope u loose tonyt sha..don't blame me for ma wishes o.

prophet shammak, how is d ministry? av u been transfered to d village as well?

fraiser, fraih, how una dey?


dtobs how ur side?

amodu my padi, I don miss u o.

dominion92 bawo ni? hope u fine..




spinxytinxy ma crush(I no knw say I fit crush on person wey I Neva c before o. oyami lenu ju), how u dey? I miss u baje baje...

justified10 u re most welcome, hope ur bicycle no too chop fuel wen u are comin btw how many of us go crush on spinxytinxy abeg make we no turn dis gal to crushes o

Rukkyola:
u sure sey daz d only reason?

d second reason b say I want prayer partner, I no like as I dey pray alone for night

Abbeyunique2:
no try dchiefpriest o, hin go just add you to over 8wives wey he don get. most of those ladies went to me him for love charm b4 he wive dem.
nb: nah rumour o, but as dey say that there is an element of truth in every rumour

me self don even tell her already

Fraih:
Yea, Im cool.
Done!

Oh really! Nicey! lemme know as soon as everything is in place.

alryt will do dat

SC31:
And what if they decide to give majority their 1st choice this time around?

dat I can not say o, den fit decide to change am dis tym as pple don catch dia scope

Rukkyola:
so u sef wan marry.y na?

enh enh so you no want make I marry, na d way I dey spend all my salary for buka you like abi, abi na my twin sis wey don dey her husband house go come dey cook for me

Rukkyola:
hehehe...i stil laff again.wetin u c 2day? By d tym i get d address of dchiefpriest and narrate evrytin 2 im u wil knw weda na abomination abi na freedom

if u get hin address wetin u won take am do, no just try go hin house because he get one powder wey e dey use, u look hin face lyk dis, u turn babalawo wife b dat, na my friend sent4rina i dey even pity because i no know wia he go start from as single ladies no dey golden city again, besides, you know for inside your mind wetin i see o bur i no go talk am because wall get ear