₦airaland Forum

LogoDWhiz:
Morning bro.. Same to u..
Wishing u a wonderful week ahead

thanks bro... Same to you

iambibi:
.. Lolz.. My co Mc.... See me here o...am just coming back from the cinema where i go watch film, I no go tell you the name of the movie, buh lemme give you the trailer... Oya "IN THE LAND OF NO FUEL, AND IN THE TIME OF BLACKOUT (no light) , THE DESTINY OF A GREAT NATION RESTS ON THE SHOULDERS OF AN OLD MAN, HIS NAME--BUHARI" lolz oya tell me the name of the movie

lol... Lets just keep faith alive nd never lose faith in our president... We will all laff last eventually... 9 months is notin compare to d 16 yrs of pdp rule... It will only take a magician to rectify all d havoc recked on nigeria within 9 months. Hw was ur day dearie

eaglevision:
i no vex again,let him just follow due process always,but wetin we go do untop bubu matter,im no even fit make address on fuel scarcity ish,im go con travel out dae talk to us frm abroad,whats d meaning of dt? are we scaring him

no be PMB fault o, na saboteurs wey dey nass we go beg o... Baba get gud plans for naija... Infact I never lose my faith in him o

sirguy542:
Same to you my lovely father... pls do not allow the returned budget affect you psychologically.. 27th still remain 27th..

yea...no shakin... 27th all d way

SomebodysMrs:
goodmorning o!

my future would be bae gudmorni... I believe your nyt was beautiful nd blissful as usual

eaglevision:
Good to b back again,its been an eventful evening relating with you all.
sirguy542 my stubborn boy no handover anytin.
marvluv do have a splendid nyt rest darling
cynnny the latest babe on gc sweet dreams,lock all ur oors o.
crobboy ma chairman switch off ya faulty decoder
logodwhiz baba oya take keys to the city sir
fraiser padi mi gidigan oya sleep like kerosene lol
tuffpivot take ur palmoil before u jump into bed
fraih d one and only Bpe,ok discussion continues. hehe
Gooood night everyone.
Happy sunday to y'all
#Shalom.

my friendship na me make I sleep lyk kerosine ba? Oya u too stay awake lyk palmoil

LogoDWhiz:
I tel u..
Make we dey watch as e go b.

naso baba, gud morni... Happy sunday

eaglevision:
assess my own performance kwa? u na senate committee member on wetin o? y u dae do like dis nw,u b my surest persn nd u wan dae do iyan like oka.haba.

haahaahaa you know I need to assess d level of your playful interaction wit women which is a vital skill in dischargin ur duty as d women affairs minister. I just want to know may b u learn fast...lol..

sirguy542:
That's my Father...you are really endowed with wisdom.

yea son... You are mouthed... Gud morni... Happy sunday

Fraih:
Very soon J.PL
I assure you.
I should go off now, to get it prepared

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Fraiser darling, how have You been? Been a while you came over to the family house
Please come soon, with your wife.
Have you seen our baby sister Qutyjoice?

my dearest twinnie gud morni, hw was ur beautiful nyt? Am very sorry for not coming to d family house recently, its because of my foreign visits, you know am in d entorage of his excellency PMB, so we hav been embarking on some diplomatic mission to foreign lands recently, wen we are back from china, I will do well to come home wit my beautiful wife blizzydoDo, our kid sis qutyjoice is doin very fyn, I heard she went to botswana wit her husband oyehomie for tourism.

eaglevision:
i knw say na u give am liver,but warn him very very well,imagine in dae insult me for public,what nonsense.my day just dey jare,thinking of how to kidnap buhari

oya no vex baba... I don follow am talk, e no go do dat again make u too no dey stand on his way... U know sirguy542 don follow elders chop nd drink, so no shaking for am... As for Buhari wey u won kidnap dont worry I go give u gun wey u go take execute d mission, I even hear sey dem just renovate kirikiri prison so na VIP treatment for u. Meanwhile gudmorni, happy sunday

tuffpivot:
hahahaha na xo my broda... I go collect am on my way 2 work on monday

no shakin broda infact I go conserve am bfor monday so dat e go plenty welwel... Morni bro

sirguy542:
Father you dey beg am..abeg no try am again oh remember say u na igwe of G-city..

lol... Beg ke? I no dey beg o... U know is a minister so I need to accord him some recognition na...

eaglevision:
dnt b harsh on her nw,but i sabi u wela u knw,just leave her lemme show her around.

abah I no dey drag ur responsibilty na... Just tryin to b helpful dax all... You know am still assessing ur performance

LogoDWhiz:
Dem jubrealguyy and dat guy wey dey puff weed don influence her

ahhahhahh... No b small tin o pressy

sirguy542:
Thank you my lovely father for your backup... Father pls one eagle wee dey put vision wan use his reagge spoil my own blues & me no like am at all .pls my lovely father help me warn him oh!

dont worry son... I will takecare of eagle vision, his tryin to abuse his office, let me speak wit him first bfor I know wot to do...

eaglevision:
u dae fall my hand sey u knw? ani ka pawopo ka ba omo wi,o tun fun ni pon gi la

person pikin no go stubon make person giv am to lion chop na... Sirguy542 na my son... My immunity don cover am lyk dat

tuffpivot:
lol no bother i don enta wafftown already

ehya e pain me sha, no worry I go help u put am for keg incase of tomoro

[quote author=walexitouk post=44563464][/quote]na wetin I dey put lyt o... I no understand o

eaglevision:
na u i wan greet nw self,but i wan reasn sirguy542 cos im dae grow wings nd i gats trim am abi u don give am permission again,meanwhile greet ya wife for me,aw was ur day jare

sirguy542 na my godson for dis city o... Any tin wey hin do no shakin for am, he has pay his dues... Just pardon am for my own sake... Na our person... Oye e na...my wife go hear... My day was bright...hw urs too

SomebodysMrs:
Hehe Fraiser my never-would-be boo

hmmmmmmmmmm

marvluv:
yep,am new here....BT why u com b d minister for woman affairs?? lols....I will manage d juice sha

babe click on quote to reply directly on someone post not d reply botton ok

sirguy542:
What a lovely name..Anyway no need to tell you anything again because I know that sharp guys in this city must have told you everything but the only thing I will never fail to tell you is that you are truly beautiful in fact for now you the most beautiful girl in this our golden city...is like unizik use to give admission based on beauty because all the unizik girls I have met are truly beautiful but I think your own beauty is heaven sent.

lol... U re gettin it right son... Nice punchlines... Continuu I dey watch ur back

Rukkyola I saw ur nysc related questions o, I go answer dem tomoro because I still need to do more research in order to clear ur doubt sey I no b olodo wey u call me

Rukkyola:
Better hurry go sell ur land na if u know sey u no go allow me hear word 4 hear with romance & love. My sent4rina don loss lemme with my triplet.


To d other lovers in this city, fraiser & blizzydodo, fraiser & cynnny, iambibi & jubrealguy, iambibi & smellymouth, fraih & Shammak, LogoDWhiz & brimme, Dtobs & chommieblaq, amodu & miss oyin, crobboy & sc31, fraih & shammak, Abbeyunique2 & beckytee, kbs468 & spixytinxy and d rest wey no c dea name 4 here, make una pack una load Commot 4 dis city. Na seriousness mode I dey so. No more love, love, love 4 GC again, na only NYSC, NYSC, NYSC remain.

If una no gree hear my warning, na bokoharam I go carry com bomb una house 4 dis city.

If u like urself, either change ur ways or gerrarahhia.

rukky I tink sey u don stop to dey drink regal na, wetin b dis again, why u lyk to dey get me into wahala lyk dis, u lyk make I dey explain everyday abi or u want make my wife vex divorce me so dat I go come replace ur missin husband... Take ur tym o

iyke1989:
First of, let it be known that I'm not apologising squat!!! except y'all come to a consensus on that, excos and floor members alike with a photocopy of all signatories attached and sent to me via email(since we're being formal)..
Secondly, I don't know if there is any form of Agents of SHIELD or Excos present here...I wasn't formally introduced to them when I signed on..Hell, I don't know who "Greycious" is...the "skinny asf" phrase u picked on was playfully directed to the "imaginary husband" of the lady I was referring to...and its left for her or the "imaginary husband" to decide if they should take me to court.
Thirdly, if u the type that looks in the mirror to shave, puts on a suit, knots a tie, sit at angle 90° before u can tap the keypad on ur device to comment, I'm sorry I'm not that type...this is the internet for God's sake! I'm here during my Leisures, I've got a job where I knot my ties almost everyday on weekdays and its boring!
The part of using foul languages....u or someone used the word "shii" earlier in a passive and playful context which was acceptable and overlooked..N.B...some slangs used here should be overlooked and not reflagged especially when its not offensive... we're adults in our respective relaxations and not in an office where everything should be formal...that notwistanding, foul words shouldn't be used
Lastly, stop the comparism with Golden City or any other Metropolis that's farfetched...let this place breathe and fly free..or like in a folklore, let it forge its own destiny...
Finally, I apologise to anyone I might have offended Chuxmyk, Fraiser, Dreamcomtru or the oblivious Greycious [to me tho(kidding)] and anyone else who's still beefing inertly...love u all, really love to see here grow free and strong
shouts to Tracer my homeboy
shout to all Unibenites{Ruth esp.}
Long live Grace Ville

eventhough I am a citizen of golden city but my attention was draw into dis, thumps up for d apology bro, abeg make we no fyt o, bur d tin b sey if fyt happen make we settle am shapally nd continue to dey play our play na d reason behind d progress of GC b bad. We have different temperament, wot sounds as a joke to somone may b absurd to anoda person dat is wia we hav to b very careful in choosing words to use in order to b comical... I support peace, I support mutual understanding, I support fun unlimited nd I support mutual respect... Love u all friends...

Iambibi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iambibi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iambibi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where hath though, seriously missing the most playful nd friendly babe in GC, jubrealguy wia is your wife o. Never see her today

eaglevision:
lol,na 30minutes i dae take sleep before na,insomnia no b threat jare,i neva see ur wife today,she dae aiit ba?

you for no dey sleep at all, I no know sey ur eagle don turn howl... As for my wife... She dey busy wit home chores u know today na saturday, she go soon enter city

eaglevision:
hian! na my portfolio b that,u knw say u dn act wela wen i go on sick leave,oya go rest u don try reach.

ok ooo... Who her mine to disobey d honourable minister, make I go hide for one corner dey appraise ur proficiency den

tuffpivot:
Fraiser and CROBBOY..... I don get 4 litre make una add una own join to make am 10 litres i gat enta wafftown tonyt

lol... I don dey bring my tin come o, hope d tank capacity plenty sha, na 50L i dey pee o

LogoDWhiz:
U don high..
I resemble gay for ya eye

lol... Pressy no mind her jor

Dreamcome2ru:
Bro,na ur blessing be koko nah.

oya bring your head make I bless you *draw his head nearer to me nd den put a drop of kerosine nd petrol on his head* by d power of all d gods of dis city may ur marriage b blessed wit quadruplet soon nd may u not lose ur wife to dem d badosha of dis city, beeni yoo ri, o si ti ribe lae ati laelae...