NOC1:
Haaaa, when will my igbo brothers grow up? Apart from Mbakwe who is better than Rochas in Imo state?





Any way the wailers will wail

Idiots that Doomed Nigeria

I was about quoting anoda **** wen I saw u spewing worse ignorance. May ur governor contract-out ur state roads in fraud to fraudsters dat it won't last 1 year, sack ur workers, giv his sister a decoration contract worth over half a billion & buy a no-use Xmas tree 4 millions of naira. at least previous govs didn't leave pple jobless and stole 4rm doz working while looting d treasury. Aboki said maintaining water board & its facilities cost too much but is busy erecting stupid water fountains everywhere around govt house while his "people" sink boreholes to survive.
...and to say we doomed Nigeria, well I'll just leave u for LAWMA cos u are TRASH



And u Kenny1313, we don't need ur state house. ****

Shit dey smell you yet u no wan throway am simply becos u be dog wey LOVE shit.

The Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination by JAMB which is the pre-requisite for gaining admissions into Nigerian tertiary institutions is an exam which is gradually proving too expensive for the lower class to afford. This is due in-no-small-part to the increasing cost of purchasing the scratch cards and registering it. I was opportuned to be in the midst of some Eligible candidates yesterday in the Kubwa area of Abuja who were painfully recounting how the card costs #5000 plus #1000 for the processing forms and an additional #500 for the 'use of english' texts to be handed out upon registration at the JAMB HQ located in Bwari, Abuja. Some have already decided upon what to engage in during the Hiatus (temporary or permanent) created by their inability to meet up with the monetary requirements of the exams while an awful lot have been thrown into quagmire by the situation with no solution in sight. I wonder how many after making all these efforts will still pass through the same phase at a possibly higher cost due to not being granted admission... Do you think Education is becoming the right of only a select few kids given the gruelsome economic state and the contemplation by some state to reduce the already-small minimum wage?
...My opinion & yours ofcourse!...

OP why Do u want me to type 8 pages? Well lemme summarize it
Resumed JS1 on sept 8 (sun), 2002 very holy @Gifted gwagwalada ABJ
Started dodging all activities like YCS, saturday inspection & assembly by 2nd term (except ofcos 'Dinning')
Started stealing provs., uniforms, buckets, bed sheets and even buggling lockers by JS2. Meanwhile I bathed like everyweek wen I could cos every senior was looking 4 me as I was addicted 2 disobedience & Lying was an Organ in my body dat functioned @ my heart's pace
In JS3, I started harvesting raw potatoes (2b eaten raw or boiled) 4 staff farms, started eating mama-put without paying, ate Mr Magaji's lost goat with abt 6 friends, I butchered it with my sharpened mini-knife in a nail-cutter supposedly my key holder.
Was caught for d first time after torching d food store becos d yams were saved for speech & prize giving day. I was suspended 4 2weeks.
At SS1 I was still smallish but was a nightmare to juniors. Didn't like bullying but extortion was my calling. Hid in box-rooms every visiting day collecting 4rm juniors & carting away my loots. after my parents had left me smiling oh...
All dis while, I was Lord-pilferer of cutleries, stationaries, slippers, and my favorite cocoa-pops, corn flakes and Golden morn. Twas just too much but I left after 4 years due to falling below school standards. ...#just summary o

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TeamSimple:

Don't make mockery of God just because you want to sound funny..
NB; your joke is stale. I also pity the scallywags that liked your post,maybe because it speaks much about the arrogance of the tribe mentioned.

Save ur silly comments if u don't knw hw to pass it on harmlessly. Which one be “arrogance of the tribe mentioned?”. I don c u & ur humble tribe...

Pls guy, none of my apps is opening. App crash is d case. Only KM player and VLC. & also my touch pad isn't working & it wouldn't accept an external mouse, I've been forced to operate entirely with d keyboard but U knw it can't be an adequate substitute.

...Must every thread boil down to tribal recklessness? If u're angry that the ibos are exercising their rights to demand for better living standards, just drop it cos I don't c dem not getting it if they want 2. We are not stupid or cowards or even saying we are better dan d rest, all we saying is dat we need our PEACE. & our corrupt leaders sha...dey won't like d new language in a new sovereign land.

vamsexy:


....Just confirmed now dat u are indeed a bastard n a slave...kings dnt dine or talk to bastard....so bastard kip d replies coming...I luvd d stupid noise u mother was making while I was fuckin d hate out of her smelly pussy shit ass.fool!!!....u are not even ashamed to call ur sef IGBO....GOD forbid o....IGBo is dat a place,tribe or name of a rat....menh I sorry for ur life,look arrnd and see hw people look @ u,d first tin dat comes to mind is ...who is dis criminal,because datz wot all IGBOs are....notin but currupt human race.I jus sorry for u again...datz all.if e pain u jus go hug transforma n die to be born in somalia or yemen.

Eh hen my dog u were saying? At d mention of IGBO u fret and tremble cos we conquer no mata d odds. I'm not gonna mention ur mother because I've got a reputable mother with all dignity and prestige. At dis juncture I want 2 end my replies unless u need my number so dat we can take dis shit a notch higher. Apologise 2 ur creator 4 being nuts and get ur head straight. It's happening in our time; I mean BIAFRA weda u like it or yes

vamsexy:


People go talk bastardz to go get mouth talk too,na wah o...I nor blame u...na ur moda wen no fit show u ur real father...jus go take DNA test u will be shocked...I knw u are a bastard and am I 1000 percent sure....so I dnt join issues with bastard like u...slave u will ever be....if e pain u go and die cos I knw u knw dat wot am sayin is d truth...am sure I also fuckd ur mother too sha wif dis swt small dick....quote me again and see wot I hv to tell u...---Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidioooooot from a sinking igbo goat tribe....jus imagine dis lizard o....wen look like lost pig....no body should stop me o make I kill dis bongafish face wit wordz we go give am BP.foolish biafra nation with low life citizens...
.ANIMALS

Be ashamed 2 say u were sent 2 schl, ur english reminds me of a cameroonian I once knew. All dis stupidity & uninformed opinion directed 2 d igbo can be braced under INFERIORITY COMPLEX. I will no longer heave ur blank-brained statements so guy go get a job & u'll knw y we are assured of sustained survival and growth. Jobless lazyass
& BP ova some online wacko's gibberish? Are u serious? Ur mumu don spill all ova dis page

vamsexy:
They are just five foolish biafruad states and dey can cut and go and die....we hv alrdy told dem so,so I don't knw wat dey ar waiting for.dey will remain last citizen in dis my beautiful zoo...even cow,dog monkey will hv more value to dis our zoo wen we are through with dis blood sucking gays of a people...dey cos problem we are facing now....only dem prostitute,1st born alwayz bastard,currupt foolish human race....thieves...name it. Dis adorable zoo will be wayof beta dan dos so called bastard igbos....I jus can wait for signal to be given so dat we can push dem out of our beloveth beautiful zoo called NIGERIA.Igbos can all die for all I care.let's deport dis bastardz out of our zoo....I jus luv hating dem n won't stop.datz y I luv fucking der women like a LovePeddler and dump dem like a public pit toilet...but I regret fuckin dem dou cos no swtness in der,I jus Bleep dem jus to express my hate for dem...alwayz fuuckin for free o. I can even by tom tom let alone give dem anytin...dey luv to be fuckd like a dog for free....jus wish dey were neva part of dis beautiful zoo....let dem go away o,imo,anabra,ebonyi,enugu,abia...datz d biafruad dem dey shout for like dis o...dey won't even be noticed wen dey are all gone....I pray for dat day to come wen dis evil nations called biafra will leave our so amazing zoo for us...God bless Nigeria d expensive and glorious zoo........can wait for biafrAaa to come to pass.

...Just C urself. So u came here 2 glorify ur stinky self? With ur peanut-sized diick, u uneducated irrational lie-spewing knowledgeless ass wipe of a douche bag. People are commenting sensibly & u ran-in with ur multiple tribal marks, "shaki"-in-hands muttering wateva ignorance & insanity ur papa passed down. Better get a life cos u are not qualified 2 talk in public. Who even knws if a biafran bought u d MB u're ranting with. sodomised unprunned area boy. Mttcchheeewww!!! Pls no body shuld cautn me cos I had 2 talk dis mofo down

Sm pple just wait 2 attack anyth SE-wards even an unsuspecting wind. SE got erosion-ridden soils with are not very viable agriculture wise but still we used 2 grow wat we needed 4 sustainance & generate a bit of income BUT wat we are really feared 4 is our potentials (human resources). I can proudly say dat we are part of d team in your own land. We neva sat back cos of our bad soils bt moved in2 oda places 2 indulge in some money-rendering activities, d gr8 groundnut pyramids had lots of SEastern employees b4 d coup de etats started rolling in (my late uncle was one such worker once). D way u guys just attack us is shameful; carrying a cow on ur heads u say bt still picking up tiny snails with ur feet. If u say we are mediocres den y nt let us go? Biafra would feed herself & odas because China is a simple bt complex prototype. Anoda China is looming on d horizons & someday U'll know Y we wanna go. Harold Smith's british assessment of Nigerian tribes & potentials are on his memorial site 4 us all. PERIOD!!! Afterall Celta Vigo won't love Barcelona in their league if they had a choice. Oya attack me nw I just stirred a lot hate in U...

Bunch of hating Soudies, look dis thread can't get u a green card. u don't like us period & its not like u're useful 2 either govts. honestly I prefer our bad leadership problem 2 ur 'misplaced priorities' case. if u are afraid of us like u've always been, grow some BALLS & move around.
heard some lame reliance on paper figures pertaining hw MTN isn't raking in so much 4rm 9ja compared 2 southafrica with respect 2 customer base & dis is d explanation. rather call, browse & explore with 1 network, y not get all different varieties & maximise ur naira? browse with GLO, call with mtn on campus (4-8k) & etisalat out of it. airtel also browses 4 less. with my MTN sim, I can use #200 for a week cos am paying next 2 nothing. most customers here own multiple network sims thereby not putting all eggs in 1 MTN basket. we don't think like Bantus.#respect Lucky Dube

4 all d followership I've given 2 dis thread, all I c is 'HATE' albeit 2 pple struck me as "educated & enlightening" Morpheus & d see-through 'nobody'. most of d lot either beefing SA or 9JA. well I got schooled by some links I followed & I've a few 2 thank.
Fellow 9JA ninjas, I need u guys 2 read up 'John Perkins' & download his 'confessions of an economic hitman'. Bliv me SAs ain't our problems cos d US is trying 2 sell us a cap 4d price of a human head & we need 2 act fast. shell should pack-up already & b on dia way cos dey are spilling our oil on our lands & waters 2 cripple us & after years in court dey are handing out a few million dollars. we aint gon end up like Ecuador, Indonesia, Afghanistan, Iraq,panama, Vietnam, Venezuela & co. our sovereignty has Neva been so threatened like it is 2day. we can start with d media & soonest we'll b taking d fight 2 dem at d Deltas, & who knows someday SAs would b aiding dat cause. press TV & Google has a lot on America & dia many Hoax. Also look up mass vaccination of Kenyan girls with a hidden contraceptive bt not until Catholic doctors found out. depopulation of d world is just a way of trying 2 own Africa's as well as other weaker nations' natural resource.
can't type out hw I'd ve loved bt I've successfully passed dis on as 'our' fight. SA should b left as SA & 9JA should b left as her citizens did. dis cause depends on U

wat is happening 2 our oil price can b likened 2 wat happened 2 nokia, Samsung, sagem etc phone price when china flooded d market with their cheap ones. d prices of electronics, gen, tv & all odad fell wen china came in with dia 'manure'. d only option is diversification. Venezuela has gone in2 recession & d opposition is blaming d ruling party due 2 love of power against collective nation building just like APC.
Russia is now going tru economic crisis & so it is 4 most if not all other oil-based economy.
But 4 GEJ's vision aided & actualised by a few world class ministers (finance, agriculture, commerce & industry) we would be crying over spilled milk as against our furtherance planning now.
most don't even listen 2 local news, after watching BBA, mnet & co, u just pick up ur phone & start publicising ur ignorance & hate. meanwhile by next yr dat God sent agric minister would position us perfectly 4 a shared revenue base.

For that herdsman lying senselessly that he will stabilize oil prize if voted without even knowing dat US paid some Asian whales 2 produce more oil 4 dem...

Nigerians are funny & mostly politically desperate, but who can blame us sm people are busy making issues out of pictures bt d truth can't b sunk.
I knw we all need rampant changes bt d only rampant change is a retrogressive one cos it's much more easier 2 destroy dan 2 build. Buhari hasn't changed or improved a bit 4rm who ruled us as a military man with frailty. he very seldom speaks publicly, Neva was diverse & conversant with even d next non-northern state, Neva written anything of note about his past 4 us 2c unlike his many oda peers & who as recently as 4yrs ago asked his followers in a minna CPC convention 2 kill any1 who stands against dem; d bed upon which our NYSC corpers' bloody & non-excusable demise was born.
dat he has contested all presidential elections since 1999 is a glaring sign of DESPERATION which we are not questioning. Fellow citizens, in d words of a wise man I know; "don't acquire a flaccidity disease because u want 2 look healthy" cos not all robustness is health.
Hausa proverb say make u no go lean pass before where u dey fin fat.
got a short video of buhari's campaign @ minna in 2011 for u.


guess d picture doesn't concour with NL file size recommendations.
any u can download it 4rm YouTube by searching "extraordinary footage. gen Muhammad buhari post election violence"

ucheheart:
If he couldn't achieve it in the past six years, is it in the next four years that he will achieve it?

Rome was not built in a day.
Everything u cherish in d outside world 2day were built by people who couldn't enjoy dem cos d gradual improvement outlived dem. it took at times decades of work & series of govt 2 establish dem. all u need is a proper & genuine foundation (initiating President like Jona) & continuity after him. GROWTH should b d constant

lionness:
So America is suddenly to be blamed for the crash in global oil price which affects even giant oil companies like Shell, Chevron and Mobile Exxon, which are predominantly American companies. The crash is affecting Saudi Arabia, Venezuela, Iraq, Brazil, countries which have impeccable ties with America as well. Did America spend the $50 billion rainy day reserve GEJ is fittering on his re-election campaign?

doz countries & companies afore mentioned are "collateral damages" cos d US cares about nothing else but their continued supremacy & dey won't mind sacrificing a few Americans 2 achieve it not 2 mention other people's sovereignty.
Seems like u don't knw wat d US can do. our continuous communion with dem will always b 2 deer long term gains unless we critically mind hw we mingle with dem white wolves.

Oduduwaboy:

The PDP is a party of people with selfish interests. That is why GEJ must lose the election of next month.

Dats d more reason y APC should remain an opposition party. dey r a gathering of mostly bereaved grudge-bearing desperate ex-PDP mofos bereft of any sympathy 2wards d plight of d common citizen. they have been around eating 4rm d kitchen 4 too long but dis time dey want 2 make d pot diers & dey are using your hungry types as bargaining chips. better status quo dan diz train of vile hate-tossing, plundering & insatiably deciduous looters wreaking havoc & depositing hunger & death in d trails. D bad mostly only gets worse.
Abeg give me pad na my turn 2 play dis FIFA 14

jingh:
Imagine someone detested calling everybody to celebrate with him.
God is against him
masses are against him
His normal thinking peeps are against him
And some clueless follower are shouting Jonathan till 2019

Are you blind to whats happening.
his defeat will be in guiness book if Record.

Buhari win Jonathan in the ratio of 98:2


BIHARI FOR PRESIDENT

pls tell me what we blind to. dat ur exaggerated ratio looks ironical & bereft of c'mon sense

femikay149:
lies

How can Gej say since he came on board we ve nt slept in filling stations just last year we had at least 3 occasions of fuel scarcity

this yr in benin there was fuel scarcity

#ourmumudondo

Nigga u prolly slept in d filling station cos u are hopelessly homeless. Get yourself a shanty & leave d filling station cos u're obstructing d free procession of cars trying 2 buy PMS & AGO. #goofed-up scum

well done pundits. I'm yet 2 understand why we are trying 2 enthrone an ill-proven individual whose words in 2001 count against him already. probably GEJ isn't doing miracles bt gradually & surely moving us ahead.
dat nigga screaming Oduah, 4ur info she used ministry funds 2 source expensive autos 4d ministry (tho she was wrong) of which d punishment was a sack. d cars are still dere 4 d govt. mind u prior 2 her exit, aint no aviation minister who did as much airport cleansing as her. pls a man already instigated d murder of graduates in 2011, said he wants 2 islamize 9ja in 2001 & has promised 2 drench his electorates in blood if he smells foul (loses) & u honestly want 2 vote him in, u will b taught d hard way dat true nature can Neva b changed. & pls u pple should keep posting rubbish cos ur faces ain't seen. nut-headed weasels propagating falsehood & ignoring history will b repeat past mistakes & make no essence of posterity.
as 4 me I will do my little part 4rm where he can't smell cos una go hear d outcome 4 news
GEJ till 2019.

tola9ja:
GMB THE REAL
CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE E CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE ...
SWEEP OUT PDP

Come, hw did u help d incumbent govt. dat gave u d temerity 2 type dis kind "water-mark" here. u tink its by just voting? 4get d party & look @d candidate. we want clean environment bt u will throw orange peel, water sachets & dustbins in2 waterways den u shout GEJ! until we learn hw 2 participate in our governance, every 4yrs will b a new jail term 4 d "common" man.
c as u dey ask 4 change like say monkey dey born bull dog. una go chop lament if dat CHANGE win & if he loose? monkey & baboon go soak 4 blood.

Y are Nigerians so negative. Doz of u laying false claims 2 ventures & peole u knw next 2 nothing about. Irrespective of dia tribes, dey are working synergistically 2 make 9ja pround & mainly 2 earn demselves an honest living.
Pls u guys dat just got 10mb 4rm a generous mtn & etisalat should stop displaying all dis hatred.

Seun & mods pls help.

4 me as an ibo boy i think its hausa den yoruba b4 igbo. Hausa is a straight 4ward language & also if u stay wit dem u'l learn it faster cos dey dont communicate wit anoda language ova dia.
Den yoruba is next cos dey also ve straight 4ward language bt its acuracy is beta acquired (by birth) dan by learning it. Bt i think d language dozn't seem 2
suit doz living outside dia boundary as against hausa.
Igbo! I can confidently tel u dat irrespective of hw long u stay in igbo land as an adult u seldom b a pro in it or beta dan one immersed in it by birth or gets 2 acquire it 4rm childhood (children assimilate faster). Secondly dia's no ibo man who is fluent in as many as 3-4 different dialects because igbo has vast dialects dat are individually distinctive. I speak igbo izugbe (central igbo) & my dialect (smwhere in abia) fluently bt i'd look totally foreign 2 an abakaliki or nsuka man. I'm also grabbing owerri too.
Dos of u tribalising dis thread dou uninformed should knw dat yoruba is rampant in music cos lagos is wia most productions are made which makes it easier 4 yorubas witout any knowledge of anoda language 2 fall in2 line. Pple 4rm oda languages are clustered in Lagos 2 do music thereby not being able 2 help learning d yoruba. It might interest u 2 knw dat Nigerian soldiers grind hausa well cos of there base, so locatn is a factor of rampancy.
Dont say d ibos are going extinct cos u'r simply geographicaly immobile abi u no dey c phyno (capital rec) & flavour? I bet u olamide cannot pull a crowd of 2 hundred in ebonyi cos dey dnt undastnd a tin he says.
If u go eastern u 2 wil like dia hits ova dia. (bongo, arabanko et al)

Also pls d igbos dont own nollywood bt dey tend 2 exist around a venture dat pays. PERIOD! Its nt peculiar 2 nollowood bt also in many endeavours. Doz guy just let dia accounts speak 4 dem.

Olril18:

nobody wants to relate or identified with animalistic tribe like igbo...i.diot.

I stand against doz dat generalize insults 2 d yorubas bt i urge u nt 2 deceive urself.
Pls check ur words again ok. Try 2 project wat it'd b like witout d ibos. Every1 is useful u knw. Pls if u wanna get d real meanin of 'animal' do stand in front of a mirror & look ahead.

Hey gals! Look up. I bliv u've nt met ur match wateva ur pedigree. Seduction can ensue in dat d guy may start havin dat feeling bt its NEVA complete if d dude dozn't make it obvious. 'SELF CONTROL' is d word u gals underate cos despite d kain mata wey sup inside boxers, badest guys go readily supress am.
So u gals can kip blabbing bt nt until u meet one remorseless badt-boy-turned-good who just thinks of ur put-ups as 1 of doz things wey dey behind now

Once u hate somebody even his goodwill wil b seen by u as d genesis of a laid down conspiracy.
For dat kinda project 2b goin on at dis time wen he knws dat d oppositons is breathing heavily down his throat, den he must ve his defence line well fortified. U guys shud face it, cudnt he afford dat project witout being d president? Do u knw hw many income source he has & hw much he stackd up b4 being elected?
As for a guided street u guys shud knw beta dan pointing fingers at norms. Can u even access ur governor's street? Dia cud b sudden attacks on his home & surrounding houses by virtue of his only emerging d president in a country wia we practice 'do-or-die' politics. Pls b informed dat am not anyway in support of political looting of any sort irrespective of wia it's being invested but i cant help but suspect cook-ups & manipulation by doz in desperate need of assuming d reigns especially now dat many journalists & press houses are being mandated 2 report only d ills of d govt & even cook-up stories wen d ills are in short supply.
There's been so much desperacy & maligning shown by doz who cant manage d lot he has even in double d time he has held sway.
Wen d press in s/africa found out about zuma's apparent misappropriation, dey defied all odds (includin an army regiment keeping) 2 make sure d pictures & developments reached d nooks & cranny of d country.
If dis were 2 b a verified news 4rm who-so-ever trusted or not, d anti-GEJs would ve used dis as sermon &newspaper headlines until God knws wen. Had we a well-stocked & competitive investigative anti graft agency, den perhaps rumour peddlers & doz who expect a total revolutn of a near failed state in about 3yrs would tink twice about leaked unconfirmed reports. We d bourgeois & less should b careful not 2 buy caps worth our heads simply because its a sunny day.

I only blame GEJ cos i tink he knws d whistle blowers bt is choosing 2 b silent cos he cant persecute witout ample evidence.
But i appreciate his efforts at tryin 2 build a defence mechanisn cos we dnt ve any.
I think dez are all sabotages against our common rights. Pls in earnesty, can u tell me wat steps u wuld ve taken in similar circumstance within d same time frame?
Come 2015 if we'all oust him, den we wil witness a scourge by d real tyrants

NB: No president can effectively manage dis present situation in d north east going by our present pedigree both technology wise & in 'rule of law' adherence which are d undoings of his predecessors now clamouring 4 his head cos he hasn't so far played by dia books.

Like u infered 4rm ur piece above, we deserve better leadership BUT definitely not 2b administered by doz u may suggest cos "a wolf in a sheep's clothing' wil ALWAYS be wat it is; A WOLF

I only blame GEJ cos i tink he knws d gallow sponsors bt is choosing 2 b silent cos he cant persecute witout ample evidence.
But i appreciate his efforts at tryin 2 build a defence mechanisn cos we dnt ve any.
I think dez are all sabotages against our common rights. Pls in earnesty, can u tell me wat steps u wuld ve taken in similar circumstance within d same time frame?
Come 2015 if we'all oust him, den we wil witness a scourge by d real tyrants

kekakuz: what did he say abou ibo people
those sneaky lile jews

He said that the sneaky lile jews wil keep dominating over ur cowardly tribe u ignorant ethnic bigot. And u personaly wil 4eva ansa 2 dem no mata ur educational pedigree. Igbos are not d best bt we certainly are not villains. If we all mind our biz in dis country we would ve been way past our present quagmire.
C dis nama hausa (#shoves some cash in ur hungry mouth#). Oke nkita di ka gi

Hope u guys followd d 'world press conference' 2day on national tv, not after watchin a hollywood movie & d network bar on ur phone fluctuates u begin 2 chant "anti-GEJ" songs. Oh! & just in case u're wondering wat new plans d APC have, its a diff looting strategy.
Mr Cramjones, pls can u tell me wat dis govt. has done dat u'd do differently? I knw dey are nt perfect bt pls dudes, u can't retrack a strayed vessel by starting 4rm d initial starting point cos d lost
time & distance is now a deficit there-by giving it a new starting point. Do consider in ur calculations d effect of dis deficits. My skul (FUTO) has d worst road network & guess who governs it