Destruction and homelessness governor is at it again..

The one on the right tho.. Even a faulty paternity testing procedure would still produce a 100% match. As a matter of fact, he doesn't even need a DNA test to prove she's his daughter because over resemble worry them

Be careful, when that useless man gives you something, he takes it back in multiple folds..

Congrats to the best tho! May you excel in all your endeavors..

GeeString:
I hate to admit it but this is true.

When I watched the video, it was the first thing I spotted.

She hit the dude first.

Now legally, he has a right to defend himself - Bleep the "he's a man" thingy. What if he dies? Women have murdered many men these past 3 months.

But he should have kept his cool since he is a uniformed man and avoided her.

Women also have a way of making men do things they don't intend doing.

Please where's the link to the video?

adadike281:
Okorocha, okorobia amu nmili! Okorocha stopped bike and brought in keke napep, now he is stopping keke to bring in and according to report ' innoson buses'. Tomorrow, he will ban innoson to bring in 'tipper'. Confused efuluefu!

Africonji:


Just stop this hatred and appreciate Rochas for once. I know that if this news was happening in Anambra, you would have been praising the Aguleri drunkard to high heavens. Why must you see good and call it evil. Like Abagworo said, rochas has patronized innoson the most even more than Aguleri drunkard. Stop your evil campaign of calumony against rochas. You have been warned.

Abagworo, how much do you get for all these troubles? Tufiakwa!!!

Cjrane2:
Bloody liars.
Rochas will NEVER patronize INNOSON.

He is only bringing this lie to cool people down about his Keke ban.

people should not fall for the lie.
INNOSON can also make KEKE if they truly want to patronize the company.

Anyone who believes Roches Cockorocha and that his numbskull balls licker, is insane! That man is the biggest fraud ever to come out from the east. He will go to any length to perpetrate his fraud.

Anyways, only tools will fall for that crap!

onatisi:

she dey vex ask the guy if dem don curse am

LoL.. If no be curse, wetin else fit dey make human being reason.like that guy?

onatisi:


ppl dey vex oooo

Translate it for us abeg!!

Explorers:
The Man Who was Wrongfully Convicted for Fatally Poisoning His 7 Children.





James Richardson is healing, but it's a long, long process.


The 77-year-old Florida man recently returned to his hometown of Arcadia, where in 1967 he was wrongfully convicted and imprisoned for the poisoning deaths of his seven children.


He spent 21 years locked up for the heinous crime, his children died from lunches laced with pesticide after being framed by authorities and alleged by prosecutors to have killed his young for insurance money.



Years later, the woman who had been babysitting Richardson's children while he and his wife were away working confessed to the crime, so Richardson was freed from prison.

The woman deserves a death sentence!!! Gush! So painful!!!

NwaAmaikpe:


Konga is sacking staff.

No wonder they haven't delivered my sugarmummy's vibrator.

NwaAmaikpe has done it again..

Angy55:


Maybe her kitty has exceeded elastic limit..

This must be a mechanical, metallurgical, materials science or generally, an engineering or physics student or graduate...

If to say you sabi, you for just play along and act like nothing happened until you catch her red handed. If she wasn't cheating, you'd most definitely be hitting an innocent woman. If she was cheating and you ask her to explain aunty Grace, she'll definitely lie.

So my advise is that you catch her in the act. A little detective work won't kill you. Save yourself from contracting deadly sexually transmitted infections by doing what's right.

NwaAmaikpe:




#EndSARS.
#EndSARS.
#EndSARS.
#EndSARS.
#EndSARS.
#EndSARS.


As always, I stand with Freeze.

Quite unlikely of you to support a motion on here.. LoL

Honestly, I expect nothing less from those licensed armed robbers. There was a day I was travelling from Abuja to Umuahia for a Molecular Pathology Laboratory project; then we got stuck in traffic due to a trailer accident. We were going thru the traffic gradually when all of a sudden FSARs personnel rushed past our vehicle on foot and with guns.

They were trying to make way for their vehicle and that of the staff of ministry of mines and steel they were escorting. You needed to have seen how ruggedly these men dressed, with bandannas and bathroom slippers.

We almost jumped out of our vehicle to scamper for safety only to eventually see one of them with FSARs printed at the back of his shirt.

They've also stopped us, asking for vehicle papers and driver's license. We gave him all the documents only for them to begin to manufacture faults in the licence.

I swear, if you don't stand your ground, these fools will ride you and steal your hard earned money. Shameless police officers!

NextGovernor:
Some women can be wahala sha. I had a girlfriend recently that almost made my life misreable. Anytime she come over I will never have rest. I talk to girl on the road problem, I greet my flat neighbour sister or daughters problem, I make calls to female problem, long conversation to male friends she will just be angry say I just kept her and calling since. I dont come back from work ontime peoblem, I say I am tired anytime she wanna bring conversation problem.

My broda/sista I ranaway before I die b4 my time. She curse the hell out of me over the fone just becos say I say make we give break. Some girls can be so problematic.

I can relate to this and me I fear problematic girls pass anything eh..

My ex, I call her by 11am or 12pm, she complains that her ex's wakes her up first thing in the morning with calls. I call some other day and she begins to complain that I'm disturbing her work, that I shouldn't have called since she told me she was gonna be busy for the day. I don't call at all and she still complains. The girl I'm talking of barely even calls me these periods oh.

I will be in a good mood for the day and once I call her, mood swings immediately. She eventually became my bad mood.

There was even a day I wanted to travel a far distance to go visit her, we already discussed and agreed on the date I should come only for her to switch off her phone in the morning of that day. And I was gonna travel to that location for the first time. Thank goodness say I cancel the trip that morning if not I for dey stranded when I reach there. And she didn't even give me concrete reasons why she wasn't reachable. She just asked that we meet some other time. Mind you, her ex was all over her that period.

All those things just make me conclude say babe no be my own at all. I just withdraw from her. Even when she eventually came to Lagos (we were no longer dating as at then), I just didn't think it wise going to see her because I felt it wasn't worth it.

chynie:


Who wan tell am kwanu

She go see my thread..

nwoke37:
.

Space Bookers Association of Nairaland..

chynie:
Funny
My colleague is ramotu
Each time I call her I smile

LoL..

Bad guy!! I hope say she go find out wetin dey yah head!

lytech1:

your type will come here tomorrow and swallow his vomit...
I have marked ur moniker

He's probably one of those fraudulent scammers or politicians who use SARs to protect themselves and torment innocent individuals.

Another way to look at it, he or his father is a policeman or worst still, a SARs personnel. So you don't expect him to condemn his fellow police criminal officers..

delugajackson:


These are the correct translations of a few in Efik/Ibibio language.


Ndifreke = I'll never forget.
Ememobong = The peace of a King.
Awo= Someone (otherwise called Owo)
Efe= An open space for activities.
Abu = Dust.
Unwanna = Brightness.

Really? That's cool tho..

Now do you have some bad interpretations of Igbo names in your language?

Lomprico2:
Gerrout! These are not igbo translations they only sound alike. Asshole!

Negative sense of humor...

Abort reply!
I repeat, abort reply!!

Before I begin, this post isn't meant to spite any individual or group. It's only meant to showcase funny translations of names and words from other tribes to Igbo. Don't take it to heart.

Please don't ever ask for the interpretation of your name in Igbo language because you might not like it (NwaAmaikpe, 2017).

I got 1 to 36 of them from a very funny albeit negative character on Nairaland (NwaAmaikpe). The remaining ones were included by me. By the way, feel free to list Igbo names that have negative translations in your dialect.

Names/words and translations:

1). Isiaka = Thumb
2). Olaitan = A threesômer
3). Yemisi = Give me 'head'(swallow my pride)
4). Olanisi = An oral sexér (One who sexés in the dark or a blind sexér)
5). Maliki = Understand the yansh.
6). Ndifreke = People who worshipped Pythons.
7). Olanike (Nike) = An Anal sexér (the buttócks)
8.). Ladoke = Screw a rat
9). Ememobong = I screwed a duck
10). Iziegbe= Gun head.
11). Azizat = Broom
12). Alaibi = Land of enlarged scrotums.
13). Ramotu='Drill my borehole'
14). Alanta= Small Brezz
15). Dauda= To sound very loud
16). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully.
17). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.
18). Tiwa = Shatter.
19). Ire = Tongue
20). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
21). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime.
22). Buhari= carry it around, change it
23.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff
24). Amuneke= preek dey create
25). Amunike= preek and yansh
26). Imieke= Python's nose.
27). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell
28). Adamu= I failed (I have fallen down)
29). Awo= Frog
30). Babajide= Father hold.
31). Bukola= To have carried it all.
32). Efe= Clothe
33). Egueke = Python Dance
34). Anu = Meat
35). Zahra = Swollen
36). Aisha = All of us.
37). Apia = Leave him/her/it
38). Aina = Let's go home
39). Taye = Tear it open
40). Ideye = If you write it
41). Odafe = Odafu - he/she/it has fallen
42). Ogaga = Will he/she/it pass
43). Abubaka = flesh/meat from/of the hand
44). Abu = armpit
45). Ibori = The act of criminal (stealing) accusation
46). Egogori = You've purchased criminality (stealing)
47). Ogenevweta (ya) = S/he will continue to bring (it)
48). Ogenekaro = Drum is bigger/better than fart
49). Ogene = Type of drum or dance
50). Pere (ya) = Pray for (him/her)
51). Irene (ya) = You've sold (it)
52). Safiyya = Wash it off
53). Adaka = Chimpanzee
54). Salem = Sir, look at me
55). Eneuwa (Ene) = Earth's surface (Look)
56). Ochigbo (ha) = Laughter should separate (them) or ruler of the Igbos
57). Kafayat = What's his/her name
58). Jinodu = Yam, sit down
59). Unwanna = The world has gone
60). Oyinda = My friend, fall
61). Ibinabo = Two cases of Elephantiasis of the scrotum.
62). Babangida = Your father should fall
63). Abacha = Cassava flakes dish (also known as African salad)
64). Yakubu = It's what s/he is carrying
65). Halima = Make you no know na.
66). Iseoluwa = If you draw, it begins to work

NwaAmaikpe:



The last time a lady in Port-Harcourt asked for help in locating a guy, he was found dead.

Give yourself the experience,
Locate her yourself!

I thought that this will be the best place to post this.. I did a little modification on your list and then added a few names to it.. LoL

1). Isiaka = Thumb
2). Olaitan = A threesômer
3). Yemisi = Give me 'head'(swallow my pride)
4). Olanisi = An oral sexér (One who sexés in the dark or a blind sexér)
5). Maliki = Understand the yansh.
6). Ndifreke = People who worshipped Pythons.
7). Olanike (Nike) = An Anal sexér (the buttócks)
8.). Ladoke = Screw a rat
9). Ememobong = I screwed a duck
10). Iziegbe= Gun head.
11). Azizat = Broom
12). Alaibi = Land of enlarged scrotums.
13). Ramotu='Drill my borehole'
14). Alanta= Small Brezz
15). Dauda= To sound very loud
16). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully.
17). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.
18). Tiwa = Shatter.
19). Ire = Tongue
20). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
21). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime.
22). Buhari= carry it around, change it
23.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff
24). Amuneke= preek dey create
25). Amunike= preek and yansh
26). Imieke= Python's nose.
27). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell
28). Adamu= I failed (I have fallen down)
29). Awo= Frog
30). Babajide= Father hold.
31). Bukola= To have carried it all.
32). Efe= Clothe
33). Egueke = Python Dance
34). Anu = Meat
35). Zahra = Swollen
36). Aisha = All of us.
37). Apia = Leave him/her/it
38). Aina = Let's go home
39). Taye = Tear it open
40). Ideye = If you write it
41). Odafe = Odafu - he/she/it has fallen
42). Ogaga = Will he/she/it pass
43). Abubaka = flesh/meat from/of the hand
44). Abu = armpit
45). Ibori = The act of criminal (stealing) accusation
46). Egogori = You've purchased criminality (stealing)
47). Ogenevweta = S/he will continue to bring
48). Ogenekaro = Drum is bigger/better than fart
49). Ogene = Type of drum or dance
50). Pere (ya) = Pray for (him/her)
51). Irene (ya) = You've sold (it)
52). Safiyya = Wash it off
53). Adaka = Chimpanzee

Cc NwaAmaikpe
Cc NwaAmaikpe

NwaAmaikpe:



This reaffirms why all you see on Social media should not be believed.

Duncan Mighty is always in a hurry to showcase his lavish lifestyle, his mansions and Porsche. He even once showed us a new ride he bought for his wife.
He always posts photos of himself with dignitaries and influential politicians.
But it's all make-belief.

Who would have imagined 'Portharcourts 1st son' to have an impoverished, unkempt blood sister like this who resorts to stealing for survival?
Who would have thought that?

He brags he built a mansion in less than a year yet his sister can't buy a relaxer or even a wig for her hair overrun with undergrowths.

Most of what we see on Social media are cosmetic and totally superficial.

With that said,
They should do the needful to her.

If it's not NwaAmaikpe, it can never be like him...

cescky:


I think it's him, their one and the same

I think not..

paddyofboss:

Dude he is Nwamaikpe using a different moniker
after his ban he came up with this sh*it

Over sabi dey worry you, I swear!!!

Mere comparing their posts, one doesn't even need a panel of police detectives to ascertain the differences between the typing styles of the parodies and the original.

Other copycats aren't as good as the original NwaAmaikpe in terms of grammatical expression: be it punctuation, typo, etc.

Maj196:
The authentic one don show face...

earthsync:
do guys really find that hot, like really?

Very irritating I swear!!! Wouldn't even touch her with a 2km pole..

KKKWHITE:
so where is the tithe going to

Archangel15:
Who is he paying tithe to?

Who else if not to Danielle Okeke and other female entertainers whom he shines their Congo?

Ishilove:

So you noticed too? I thought I was imagining things.

He looks possessed by a mad and wild spirit.

You mean he's possessed by the same mad and wild spirit that got you when you were supporting the massacre of unarmed protesters?

Daeylar:


Very serious hypocrites,

I was very happy to hear that he had been released only to come here and see disgusting comments all over this thread.
Some people calling him mad, some people saying that he should have remained in the hospital,
Fucking annoying.

This just shows that religion is messed up, both chriatainity and Islam,
I better not see any Christain cry out and say they are marginalized or insulted again on this forum.
No Christain said one thing to condemn this nonsense,


Wickedness at it's peak, people are busy cracking silly jokes on this.

Some Nigerians never cease to annoy me with their mentality.

They really took him to a psychiatrist just because he was an atheist?
So so annoying.

Not all Christians are foolish. Check most of them supporting this nonsense, they're the tithe paying ones who worship their pastors. As for me, I don't and will never support such nonsense oppression.

Deicide:

Wow didnt know you have the ability to recognize mad and wild spirit smh

Real recognize real bro and on the other hand..

Mad and wild, recognize mad and wild..

loneatar:
98.5% of pastors in Nigeria are not called by God

Fixed!

Zanas:

The people of Kogi deserve to be flogged for electing this idiotic clown as a governor

Bello wasn't the elected governor of Kogi state. However, this is not to excuse the fact that his tribal people share similar ideology and mindset with him. I don't know about Igala's and others tho..

KingTom:
Watch how some will comment without reading the article

sarrki:


Can you please keep quiet for once

Why will I keep quite when demon Buhari was sent from hell to destroy Nigeria..?

If my comment pain you, go take a leak on a fallen high tension cable with current flowing thru it..