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haibe:
and non of them flogged Madrid last champions league?

and u are using last champions lg instead of recent form 2 judge d winner because??.....

Medley:
Unlike the previous draw there is a possiblity of two teams from same country/league to be paired together,but let barca vs madrid if possible be saved for last.

last ko Where u throw bayern n atletico? These 2 teams go flog madrid wella

Ungrateful ingrates. Person dash u laptop, u dey complain say na toy. Why not go out there n buy a real laptop 4 urself Idiots! Nd me dey here dey reason how i wan take get laptop, wish i was an imolite

EddyNumerouno:
Someone bring screwdriver, This tANDROID needs maintenance

as in ehn The girl is so annoying she go just type the first thing that is in her mind....
...
...not knowing that it's only silly rubbish that occupies it.

ObiOkpor:
Colourful and beautiful pictures.
GEJ don win already. Anybody/group of person‘s/organisations wey say GOODLUCK no go win,make hammer hammer their head.
We are solidly behind you,sire!

if u no mind urself eh, i go report u 2 ICC





meanwhile, i thought d parties had already campaigned in the 36 states? Abi na 2 times dem wan campaign

There are so many, don't know which one 2 write down0

well lemme start with the rice...when i's in 100l, my bro put a pot of rice on d gas n told me 2 take care of it n went out. Based on say me na supernovice, i didn't know dt rice was not meant 2 be turned/stirred. omo na fufu-rice pesin eat dt day o, my bro was so incensed

the first time i tried 2 make stew, that was in 200l after my bro n sis graduated d previous year, i over-salted d thing e con be like say na only salt dey the stew

There was another time i tried 2 make egusi peppersoup, but instead made something that tastes like sand i troway d thing sharparly sha...i tried 2 make d soup again, though this time the taste was better than sand, but worse than normal, but man of son still eat am with forced smile

all the oil rice that i have tried 2 prepare na wash, the thing dey annoy me like madttt, oil rice kwa naim dey mock me anyhow

hopefully i go improve more

pbs4real:
nah,i'm a guy of high taste,weneva we tk a strol,u wld see pple commending on her beauty am always angry @ tyms cos it mks dre head swell.

it's a normal thing na

pbs4real:
all d galz ve dated usually are nt fanz of mch makeups maybe dts why i dnt lyk it. . .

these girls u are talking about, did u ever see them on sundays? Usually the kinda mascara, gbogbolishe and whatnots that girls rub on their faces no be here oo

pbs4real:
anywayz diff strokes for diff folks. . .i wld luv ma gal natural,i dnt lyk mch makeups.

there are occasions where, as a lady, u can't help but make up bro...do u have a mother or a sister or both? Don't they makeup?? Making up is a necessity in some occasions, u can't go natural all the time

pbs4real:
sowie ooh,so u luv galz dt paint dre faces wit dif colors

i like people who make themselves presentable besides am sure dis sorta makeup is not something u do everyday, it's reserved 4 a special occasion like her wedding....make them no look as beautiful as they can on their d-day because of d likes of u shey?

pbs4real:
yh as fake as mixed palmwine.

i was referring to the likes of you

knightsTempler:
Rubbish!










Meanwhile...

rubbish pix what concerns do either wacko jacko, spiderman, popcorn or stealing have with the thread

mirexxx:
wearing a makeup now means one is fake? smh

no mind those children joor.

pbs4real:
b4 nko. . . We guyz luv natural beauty,nt wearing doz crayons.

speak 4 urself my guy

Op u are good no mind d kids wey dey talk anyhow, they just hating if they are going 2 attend their wedding dressed up like it's a poultry they are going 2, na them know keep it up!

barcanista:
Who and who are the ex-Generals? Which Political contestants are they pushing? Is Soyinka out of touch with trend or Old age is telling on him? While I respect his status as a Nobel Icon, I will advice him to critically look at merits and demerits of subject before going public with his position. His position is flawed.

As for the reporting of PEJ to ICC, I understand that Soyinka never liked PEJ because he was/is sympathetic to Amaechi, however, reporting Dame to ICC when nobody has been reportedly attacked or stoned as a result of her "miscalculated statement" will amount to nullity. What about the various threats from Buhari team notably from their chieftains and spokesman? what about the stoning of President Jonathan that amounts to treason? He said nothing!!!

Prof, there will be no ING...


I am not on this thread to bandy word with any bitter and aggressive supporter of a particular party.

Sai GEJ>>>>2019

prof said he does not support reporting her 2 ICC did u even read d post b4 u made this comment?

menix:
Prof. As my Role model please its advised u Deck on this matter.

Oya APC goons mk una com play 4 sand wey dem give una free..

err what exactly are u trying 2 say? Don't get u.

omowumee:
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easy ooo madame

kilokeys:
girls hit boys they like


i dunno if its a tension reliever for them o.

u be talking to this girl and she smacks u on the belly
or punches u on the shoulder.

if u like me.. just greee. all the karate aint necessary




_{op, if each smiley cost 100 naira.. u for don clear ur acct.. werin sef? 41 smileys for a single post.. better go open ur own forum..}

no vex oga

Orijin101:
Do you have to design your post with those childish smileys ?

sorry or what do you want me to say kwa

naijaboiy:
There are so many young and handsome Nairaland men that can be wooed.

Here is a list of some which you can pick from.

Ryabcool
D1ck
Lagunna1
Blackett
Gflat
Kulboy
Djeezy
Valmunich
Logicalmind
Kinglekan
Cutehector
Cupidhero
Darkrebel666
Jacksparrow
Joseph1832
PhlamesG
Iceberylin
Zicoraads
Laykorn
Francistony
Kingtom
Orijin101
Alberto2k
Akinsadeez
Kilokeys
Agapecharis
Godvilla
Cokacoola
Amefrica
Chrisviral
Acekidc4
Davep
Logodwhiz

and so many more...

oya add me na

make i lead by example and start with my experience
my own bullalla happened when i was watching a home video with four girls. note that normally i hate watching home videos but trust phcn na, man of son no get choice so as i was watching the film and making some criticisms, the next thing na craaaa for my face i didn't know what to say or do, confusion just hold me . wanna know her excuse she said that i was making noise like seriously we were all talking ooo as gentleguy wey i be, i just free the babe, though it also helped that at the time i was infatuated with her......dont ask me why, i still gat no clue till now . the worst is that she couldn't even apologise, her pride no be here

the next experience, yours truly was just a witness and my alobam was the unwilling participant we were just chatting with a girl friend. just kidding around ooo when the next thing na sekem for my guy face. all of us, the girl included, just surprise cos she had absolutely no justification for such an insult . she was saying sorry sorry but my guy no smile again throughout
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now my question for the girls,,, why e be say una hand dey always itch una if no be for face, e go be for shoulder. dem tell una say guy body na wood all these una rough play sef


anyho, guys share your experience if you've got one and your reaction.

sinizia:
Amaechi is nothing but a loquacious dímwit with no IQ and empty brain filled with propaganda. A rabble rouser, fighting with all and sundry. Take him serious at your own peril.

FOOL!!!! what have you achieved in your entire life you think its easy to be elected by your people

dataplus87:
That's bad

I was setup in such instant where all my phones where collected and I was forced to go withdraw with my ATM...I withdraw #20,000 for the hoodlums before i was released

'forced 2 go withdraw' Shuoo dem use otomokpo take hold u?

Pyroxene:
The CCTV hardly every work and even if the work a simple face cap well bent or a hat can block the view. And imagine a cctv in adeniyi jone atm machine viewing some robber dat finishes his satanic ordeal and goes to his house in Epe. How d police wan start d investigation and that's if d cctv even worked

dem no go put d bast.a.rd pic 4 tv

Juve4:
IT IS REALLY BAD. ONLY GOD CAN SAVE US FROM THIS KIND OF PROBLEM.

na everything una dey leave 4 God sef? Rubbish

phayvoursky:
APC IS EVIL.



PERIOD

YOU ARE STEWPID


PERIOD

tit:
anybody that obstruct the war against boko haram should be shot.
survivors should be invited by jtf for brainwashing.

i just don't understand u at all. Is it dt u were dropped on ur head as a kid or what Why must all of ur comments be senseless

M4gunners:
Akpabio is leading. Chei Uduaghan wetin we do u na eh?

help me ask the bascard oo

Pinkiedearie:
In politics, no permanent customer..

yes we all know this but gej should not have made such a man part of his campaign, f.ùçk his mastery of d english language he should've found someone who believed in him 4rm day 1 till now.......though they are pretty few

Fashola what slabbish is thisss Fashola should be above these sorta things by now na fashola u f. up o

ambode looks like a hippo

EroticAngelina:
21

21? Dts no age 4 a kid na, he should have the wisdom 2 know when 2 flare up n when 2 discuss things in a mature way....anyho, na u know ur bf sha, me not know him so d decision is yours 2 make, but i think at 21, he should be able 2 view a situation logically n 4rm all angles. Flaring up will solve nothing cos his dad pays the bills and am sure he will lose u when the cha stops cumming