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Sweetvie:
You say 🤧

Ayam all yours😉😊
I am keeping my virginity for a special woman like you

You resemble those hausa way dey sell nama(meat) for inside market

You are really s*x starved and you think 4uk**ng ur aunty is the solution ahbi

Fugitivetoto:
Not a joke, I honestly thought his my last bus stop, omg 😭 his serious and want to break up with me, he have already told me let’s take a break i know next thing is break up, he complains I sex him a lot, the one that leads to this quarrel is when he was sleeping and I was masturbating him while asleep, then ride him still sleeping, I’m really not a bad person I just love sex, now he wants to Lea me, he complains all his money goes to food, cause he has to eat a lot cause of much Bleep. I thought men loves sex, he used to like when I’ll just visit him bring out a condom tear it open with my mouth pull his shorts down and wear it and Bleep him, he complains about everything now, saying he feels like a tool. Sometimes when his sleeping I’ll come sit on his face butt naked and make him suck me. I need advice on what to do, is there something I’ll take that will make me not like sex again

Come to me bby we are compatible
That your boyfriend no deserve you
You need a sweet lover and German machine like me

To my beloved Sweetvie. Am gonna take you there for vacation
Hope say you sabi swim ahbi

Shalommy:
See a jobless fool. Chaii You can never be me. Tueehh

Ayam confused ooo
Which one be the real shal0mmy

Mylove55:
Stupid igbos in Benin use it to deceive my bini people,
I was telling my bini people that igbo are deceiving them just to install their failure obi on nigeria.

Love are you a bini babe?

My Darling Sweetvie is a verified Virgin
Keep it for me till I come to Sydney and pay your bride price

Samantha145 where is your own certificate

Prettygirl200:
Yes the females were created to be dependant, yeah they were and a man was created to be independent, it's just in this modern world that some humans beings that calls themselves men want a woman to be independent and desame time be 100% loyal to them of which is quiet impossible bc u cannot eat your cake and have it.
At the bolded u should be laughing at yourself bc even a 5 year old will understand the points am trying to make. The points I was trying to make about that particular place u bolded at my comment was that, there's an artificial way for a woman to get pregnant, without having to sex a man physically even though the sperm was from a man but then a man didn't go down with her physically. But there's no artificial woman that can give a man a child, a man will definitely need to go down physically to have a child( Abi e get where dem dey store egg put then u go con go pour your sperm there pikin go start to grow?)

I don't know where your thinking faculty is, abeg next time read to understand, thank u!!!

I just dey laugh you for your mind you're sounding intelligent? SMH for you fah....
I no even need to engage someone like you in any argument..

@Bolded
You should be the one wondering where your thinking faculty is?
You said a woman can procreate without a man. Common sense should tell you that even if you don't go down with a man you still need his product to get pregnant. Likewise a man don't necessarily need to go down with a woman to get pregnant. Hope you know that too?
Next time learn to give your opinions without been rude, bias and sentimental
Goodbyeeee

Prettygirl200:
A woman can be dependent and desame time independent, that doesn't mean that being dependant, she can't make her own money. Men on the other hand cannot be dependant( on who exactly?) . A woman can make her own money, have her child through surrogacy without having to have sex with any man, can same be said for a man? NO!! U will need a woman before u can have a child.she can satisfy herself using dildos and vibrators, can same be said for men? Hell No!! So u see make una no dey decieve una self for here.
The only good thing about being a man is the fact that they age gracefully. That's all!!!

At bolded
I just dey laugh ur level of ignorance
So a woman can doesn't need to sleep with a man to have a baby? Fine that's right. So the surrogacy na wetin dey fertilize the egg? Abi your biology teacher no tell you say the ovum needs the sperm to get fertilized?
You saying the man needs the woman to get a child. As if the woman can give birth to a baby without the sexual contribution of the man. As regards to the sexual satisfaction who told you that the man can't satisfy himself? Never heard of masturbation right? Or the advent of intimacy gadget?.
The both gender needs each other to survive. But your gender 70% solely depends on the other gender to survive

Prettygirl200:
A woman has a lot to offer than u guy's. A woman can make her money and still take care of your sorry a*s she can still give u sex. Na make am be 2-1

A Woman has more to offer than a guy?in your dreams ahbi. How many guys have your so-called women helped? Rather they depend on the sugar daddies and yahoo boys for their means of survival and livelihood
She can still give you sex? Hence the high rate of hookup amongst you ladies.


Ain't dragging words with you no more. Thought you were wise, never knew I was quoting a sadist

E be like ur pastor konji dun hold am he want release him hot akamu inside ur towtow. E want baff ur womb with him hot seed
You better run b4 him nack you 9month assignment ur mind go dey there

Prettygirl200:
Offcourse broke guys are useless, they gat nothing to offer. The only thing a man has to offer a woman is their money. Without that, they are as good as USELESS!!!

And Aside S*x what else can a lady offer?
And who says a lady can't hustle to make it on her own? Must a woman literally depends on a man for everything?
You're sounding pained from your comment.

Lovelydaisies:
Are you suggesting :

he rapes them or plans to rape them because they asked for money (and since he didn't tell them why he's inviting them over),

he commits assault by battering them and crippling them, or...

he damages his kidneys and liver etc. by taking the combination of those beverages you mentioned? What good would any of these do?

He can simply say he doesn't have anything to give or even ignore the ladies.

Stanweezy come and choose any of this option listed above

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Make una use KALA take BLAST BLAST em BLOKOS and left leg drop 4 GROUND b4 people go begin ask waiting!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Welcome back man I been hear say those ashawo give you infections plenty na make you go offline

skultrick:
So I have been trying to sell off my old watches which I have been advertising here and on jiji. I been able to sell two of the watches and two smartbands, and all the payments were via transfer.

This guy called me yesterday that he saw my ad on jiji and wanted to buy my Galaxy Watch 3 for his son. We bargained 100k. He said he was in the office and would call me once he's done.

After about an hour, he called that he's on his way to Lugbe shoprite in Abuja (I stay around there).

When he got to shoprite, he described he's car, and they were three guys in the car. The guy I have been talking with was sitting at the back. He said I should come inside.

The guy inspected the watch, and confirmed everything was fine. He said he has transferred my money, and then showed me his phone that he has been debited. I wasn't even concerned about the debit alert, I'm very aware of fake alert.

Based on trust, I just told him he could go with the watch while I expect my credit alert (based on network, I dont know if it will take 24hrs or more).

He told me thank you and left, and that was the end.

From there I went to get fuel, I stayed 30 minutes at the filling station, no alert. I started calling this thief and he didn't pick.

I have called him over 50 times with my both lines, but the shameless he-goat refused picking my calls, instead he switched off the phone. I realised I have been scammed, I deleted his number so I'm not tempted to call him again. The last thing I want now is distraction. If 100k makes him happy so be it.

I feel very angry because I allowed him go based on trust. I thought I was dealing with a gentle man.

Moreover this month has been very tough for me, Amazon out of the blues closed my associates account for a mistake I made in 2020, and withheld my $1400.

I now realise why the driver of the bus I took while coming back to Abuja turned to a mad man at lokoja simply because 6hrs later the transfer I did to him has not reflected on his account. He said before we continue our journey to Abuja, I must pay him his money in cash. I was forced to withdraw 20k from POS at 3k charge. He eventually saw the alert by 7pm after we arrived Abuja, and I was given back my cash.

Henceforth, I no see alert for my phone with all the marks from my bank, no deal.

I Don't Know I can be so daft. I couldn't understand why a grown ass man like me will be so useless.

You get mind ooo you dey take risk ooo
You dey meet person for the very first time na inside him motor you dey enter transact business and you no even fear sef say he come along with two people what if they zoom the car immediately you enter na so we for here say you dun miss or they dun give you skullarship
Even if na my papa I dey do transaction with I must confirm before I discharge am... You sabi trust oo for this APC regime you go learn the hard way
You no see alert you dey freestyle the person na because you get too much money that is why

computer0810:
I thought a pastor gave him 3M just last week

They dun use am play 10 odds

alsudan:
The pastors are asking members to vote Obi and Imams are asking members to vote Atiku.

Who will now speak for Thiefnubuu who’s neither here nor there?

Babalawo and IFA priest

GODPUNISHALABI:
Upon all the jazz dem tie for body

When better hot bullet meet am jazz run komot from body

big7:
Lol that one wey dem jack up don enter wahala

Na better pepper soup dem go use am do
Him mind go dey there

FalseProphet1:
I see electricity reaching N1,000 per kw. I see Nigerians still defending APC, I see darkness everywhere.

This I have seen.

Why be say na only bad bad things you dey see
They forbid you to dey prophesy good things🤣🤣

See him long head like wetin dem take dey grind cassava

You no love her you just want pour ur hot akamu💦💦 inside her towtow🍅

Stanweezy:
As in eeeh imagine bkus i follow person chat therefore happy Valentine must come with cash


Imagine my inbox full of ladies account number asking me to do Val for them, the thing weak me no be small

You for tell them to come ur bedroom with their account number
Then you go take ur action bitter, alomo bitters and origin bitters with two black bullets ready dey wait for action. If you no cripple them make I hear

Daviestunech:


Food way a king chop remain, who born me well to continue the food, abeg I will pass on this jare

No be man you be again
Abeg chop wetin you want chop jor no be today thunder dun dey fire person
No be you be first and No be you go be last

Berrityga:
the fact your life is a boring old wrecked ship. Doesn't mean another person isn't having the adventures you so dream about.

I pray the husband get to discover that you've been nacking his wife to the point of getting her pregnant
And I hope he assign some brutal boys with zero joy that will uproot ur blockos and your two leggediz Benz and sell them off to one alhaji or even the Federal government.
The money made from the sale of ur spare parts should be added to the naija budget

Sweetvie:
Dey play 😂

We go just dey play together😂
Na just two times you go born for me I no want stress you that much so that you go maintain ur fine body shape
1st set of twins Boyz
2nd set of twins gals
Sweetvie way dey sweet my body like sugar

I'd like to have 4 lovely, beautiful, smart and intelligent kids with My First lady Sweetvie
3prince and a princess
We have a twin amongst our kids
Sweetvie

she dun go pump her bress

FOOTSOLDIER2:
Senseless man done drop quote.

Truth Is Bitter! 70yrs Old Woman I see where your too much sense carry you go

BigYash:
You no well o See question when you dey ask angel righteousness..

he want make e komot him name from the heavens book of life