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Hello NLs,

Market don enter Lasgidi oooh!!! Anyone that want that good loud holla at your boy Freddy.

I got that good loud from London, Toronto & California... When puff this kush, your head
go knock like engine wey no get oil.

Hit me up now and i will give you that good work... My kush smell pass the cologne many
of you dey wear.

Oya patronize now!!! I am everywhere NLs.

Urhobo wado!!! i hail una ooo!!! How una dey

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Nobody – and everybody, Oya! Make All of una show! It's time to learn some history!

Ta!!! You nko Aren't you a major thief C'mon!

I hope these men can still bleep with their belly hanging...

Naija girls of today have this habit of cutting their age. Not Cool!!!

Like Kanye West, Rick Ross, Eminem, Buhari and my humble self who happened to be a drop out...

sircrabo:
The reason why the so called dullards seem to be doing better is simple. They discovered they weren't academiclly sound and followed their passion on time. They made out time to develop their skills, whether legit ot not. They polished their psychomotor skills nd are sportsmen today, they developed their singing skills and are musicians today ndwhile we were burning 5 yrs in uni, some learnt business within that period and were settled.

Whereas, the bookworms always believe that the system will help them as soon as they graduate. They believe so much in their 1st class and 2.1 and don't see the need lerning aa skill. I once read on niraland that those turning to entrepreneurship are doing so out of joblessness. Upon graduation they are surprised to see that there are few jobs out there and they manage the one they see.

Academic excellence pays but one must also think outside the box. Mark zuckerber, bill gates ... Are intelligent. Thry only made out time to develop the skills thry have

Go to school, study hard but be street wise and open to learning new things, don't be stuck to your degrees

One of them i know is a world renowned neurosurgeon in America.
He also ran for president of America this past election.
His name is Dr. Benjamin Oghenebrume Carson.

Manchester United are close to wrapping up a £45m deal for Inter Milan winger Ivan Perisic, according to reports in Italy.

Jose Mourinho is ready to splash the cash this summer as he prepares his squad for a return to the Champions League.

Perisic has been linked with a move to Old Trafford for some time and now a deal is almost over the line.

According to Gazzetta dello Sport, Manchester United are ready to fork over £45m to sign the Croatia international and Inter will accept that offer.

Originally a proposal of £40m had been put forward, but after that was rejected United's renewed bid for the 28-year-old appears to have got the job done.

Perisic will now hold talks with Manchester United over personal terms - but both parties are said to be confident an agreement will be found swiftly.


Read more at http://talksport.com/football/manchester-united-fc-transfer-news-inter-milan-accept-ps45million-bid-ivan-perisic#DckB2xD3EwCjKOvV.99

I was a dullard but now am a successful G-Boy.

Remember the days when the worst boy/girl performers were disgraced by the principal?

I do remember one who repeated 3 times but now a phd holder in forensic accounting.

Where are they now

God bless my Pastor and father in the Lord, Pastor Yemi Osinbajo.

Lest i forget the other babe is now an ashawo in Askamaya hotel.

I am richer than his broke ass.

Dumb ass like you.

Naijaguy12345:
He's looking more like a thug. Responsible for his people's suffering till this day. I hope he's deep down bottom of hell burning for leading so many souls to their early death. Greedy, coward and vision less individual.

Yet other pastors are busy swindling members for offering and tithes. Good job MOG! People like you are rare.

I am single to stupor and i dont give a Bleep. Thank you!

Stupid post from a stupid op.

Nigga fvck you!!!
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Guy smoke some good weed from Somolu. You will be alright, weed is therapeutic. [color=#990000][/color]

Giver her codeine phosphate and she will be alright.

Patented:
did she appear in your room in the middle of the night? forced herself on u indeed. what happened was premeditated skin diving wit alcohol and drugs probably to aid performance. Sorry Bro, jes await ur fate

I blame myself for all this facking up.
I might as well just run away from the country and start over again.

At this point i am totally weak...

marltech:
You have two options.
You either face your Karma, and marry the girl wey you go give belle or


RUN!!!

I repeat


RUN!!!!



Do you copy?

Hello NL,

I don fumble men. Some lady came over to my place to sleep over. As usual things went down that i couldn't help but release my sperm in this young lady. I bought her contraceptive pills to use but it turns out that she didn't use them. Now she called me to tell me that she hasn't seen her period for days now and i banged this chick first Friday of this month.

I am so confused because I have a girl I want to marry and i am truly in love with this girl i want to. My world is crashing because of a stupid choice i just made by sleeping with an ex without a condom. Now she wants
to keep the baby which I am cool with. My concern is that her people will force me to marry her. I cant marry a woman that i am not in love with.

What do i do? What do i do? I don't want to be forced into marriage because of circumstance.

This chick forced herself on me to sleep with her and i was drunk and under influence of hard drugs when this happened.

Now I am rambling and rambling because I don't genuinely love this girl. She is someone i am not even proud to show the world. The girl i want to marry comes from an affluent background just like i do. How do i handle this?

I wanna have 3some with both of u.

Nigga stfu!

Ok after slaying what next .. does it secure a job?

Its like you hating on females on social media and obssessed about makeup..

Tiwa savage dey skay all day everyday yet her makeup is much (nice tho)
She dress skimpy too sometimes .. even OPRAH Wears heavy make up
Anyway if this helps your self esteem then fab write up

Stay off cheap drugs my friend.

lockupnop:
If I need money ...don't think about location.


Take 20,000 go to Odelemo rent a acre of land for 1 year .Dem don dey open eye now. They will ask for 3 years.

There are ready made aboki in that town so you can pick as u like ready to work... They live in that village for farming purpose.

Well ,Clearing ,planting 100k

Favourite: ,short term: Maize, UGU , Soya beans ,

Long term , Plantain , Paw paw .... Inside here arrange a snail pen ...

Buy: grass cutter , Rabit

Then rent 2 bedrrom 30k per year
Enter market buy 1 bag of Rodo let say 30k don't know again since I left naija

Take it to Bayelsa ...u will thank me forever

Meanwhile 4 Pepper (rodo) in Bayelsa as at 2014/15 #100 naira and then in Lagos 50 naira rodo cost 300 naira in Bayelsa I use to sell Rodo pepper for copers ...


Think Think Think move around and make sure ur farm lives in your heart spend money to call call call to make sure everything is going fine arrange ur life ....

Buy Dstv, laptop and PlayStation game I can see u get internet already ..Farm will doll u but with all that all ur friend in Lagos would visit you take note and ready to host because they will be ur shield ...
Most importly Buy a German Shepherd dog which is cheap but very intelligent would go along way...

Come to nairaland time to time to show picture about your farm ... Have fun while farming ...

N.B ; for people correcting English here is my password please help me edit it

ntyce:
Isn't Mazda a Japanese product?

Its a Russian product.

planetuzor:
Is Uniben better... Our babes are wonderful in Unilag.. Dont get it twisted

UNIBEN is worse... Those bitches bang anal, orgy or anything nasty for money. I have experience with them whores.

where can i get a Canadian girlfriend to marry? Please help a brother in dilemma.

comshots:
I dey hear say 99% of unilag babes na badoo.The dude fit get concrete reasons for saying such.

AND LOOSE AS WELL. I AM BLEEPING A 19 YEAR OLD UNILAG BABE THAT HAS A WIDE PVSSY.
SHE WAN USE SEX MURDER MY LIFE. MY DOCK IS NUMB AS I AM TYPING THIS ....

He is right. UNILAG babes don cast. I just bleeped a 19 year old that has a wide pvssy.
UNILAG babes are nothing but loose and wild whores who will screw you for crack, weed and cold stone.
Where all my fresh and posh LUTH babes at?

Nikkigel:
everytime i see vasline crew what is vaseline crew

Union of Self Service Professionals.